Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"Xiao Xuan, you skipped work again!"

Theresa's tone turned serious as she reprimanded the other person, while Xiao Xuan pretended not to hear, turned around, leaving the bishop with his back, and then pointed to the fairy Ellie who had someone to feed her and someone to sleep with.

They're both armed dolls, so why is there such a huge difference? No way, she has to drag someone down with her!

“I’ve already swapped shifts with Pink Pig, so you can’t just take turns attacking me, right? Armored dolls also have a shift system! If you’re going to be fierce, you should be fierce to the other one, since she’s never been on duty in the control room.”

Faced with Xiao Xuan's accusations, the fairy Airi, lying on Mei's lap, naturally shifted the blame to her zookeeper.

"I entrusted such an important task to Xia Yuan a long time ago."

As for why it wasn't Mei, she was afraid that later... her good Mei wouldn't let her rest her head on her lap, Mei's bouncy thighs were simply the best pillow for her.

“I don’t even have a motorcycle license, let alone a spaceship, so I just handed over this important job to my best boss, ugh—” He shifted the blame to Bronya again.

"???!"

Without saying a word, she simply placed her hand quietly on her foolish subordinate's waist.

"You guys are really something!"

The group pushed him around, which made the bishop furious.

“Of course, Xiao Xuan isn’t the only one skipping work~ Mr. Siegfried, who should be on duty at the Destiny headquarters, hasn’t been online all day.” Rita showed everyone the chat history in the communication system.

Siegfried Kaslana

[Online 1 day ago]

13:05

The file number was sent over.

A middle-aged man who loves life: [Auto-reply] Time to rest! Goodbye, my friend!

15:36

Maid: Mr. Siegfried?

A freedom-loving uncle: [Auto-reply] Time for a break! See you later, my friend!

16:41

Maid:............

[Auto-reply] Time for a break! Talk to you later, my friend!

"How many times has this happened! Siegfried is always like this, I will never forgive him!!!" She wanted to run to him right now and use Judah to bury that bastard in front of the Destiny headquarters, so that he would guard the gate for the rest of his life.

"Bishop, please calm down."

Seele and Fu Hua tried their best to calm the bishop down. Siegfried was likely facing a job with no days off. Xia Yuan silently mourned for him for a second, hoping that when he went to Schicksal in the future, Siegfried would still be there...

Realizing that he was alright, Xiao Xuan looked up at Rita.

"Wait, Rita, when you went to the control room, did you see a Houmu doll sitting on the chair?"

"of course not."

Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment, then took a step back and glared angrily at the hateful maid in front of him. "I understand now. It was you, Rita! Only you went to the control room. You must have hidden my Houmu doll. Give me back my substitute!"

She kept tugging at the other person's sleeve, her voice deafening, even causing the spaceship to tilt slightly.

"I'm going to call Siegfried! I'm going to teach him a lesson!"

Xia Yuan watched the farce silently from the sofa like a bystander. At present, the only one who could persuade the bishop to calm down was probably Xiao Yuexia.

"Hey, you idiot subordinate, aren't you going to try and break up this fight?"

"Duck, this isn't funny."

He gave his boss a resentful look, as if he were a subordinate who had just been drained dry on their wedding night. What a joke! If he went over there now, Theresa would definitely transfer her anger towards Qigefei to him.

Miss Pink Fairy seemed unafraid of making things worse, holding a large handful of popcorn in her hand.

She wants to see rivers of blood!

"Seele, let me go! I'm going to beat that bastard to a pulp!"

"You wretched maid, give me back my Houmu doll, give it back to me!" Theresa and Xiaoxuan's angry yet helpless shouts echoed throughout the meeting room.

"Everyone, please sit down and talk things over. And Xiao Xuan... what's this about the stand-in?"

After being rocked for so long, seeing that the wicked maid in front of her was still unmoved, Xiao Xuan replied aggrievedly, "Anyway, the ship is all autopilot, so as long as there's something sitting there, isn't that enough? As long as there's something sitting in the control room, I can sleep on that soft and bouncy bed in the warehouse."

"A large bed in the warehouse?"

"Let me go! I've disliked Siegfried for a long time!"

Fu Hua was stunned for a moment, and her hands, which were about to stop the bishop, stopped in mid-air.

Chapter 564 Hope [Siegfried] is alright

Looking bewildered, Durandal arrived behind the group with a teapot. She'd only gone to the water dispenser to get a glass of water, but somehow the meeting room seemed to have erupted into chaos, as if a world war had just taken place...

"Let me go, don't stop me!"

Miss Hei hope and Fu Hua did their best to stop Theresa from acting impulsively and jumping off the spaceship in a fit of rage.

"Bad Rita, give me back my Homu Stand!"

Xiao Xuan kept shaking Rita's arm, but the composed maid remained unmoved. After all, she didn't know where the other party's Houmu doll was. She was just trying to protect the secret between herself and Mr. Xia Yuan. What was wrong with that?

Durandal stopped thinking...

Is this the power that her cheapskate father's lack of work has on the bishop?

Seeing the scene descend into utter chaos, all he could do was silently pray that his adoptive father would still be alive when the bishop returned to his destiny.

Seele, who was standing to the side, finally couldn't take it anymore. She clenched her hands and shouted at everyone, "Hey, everyone, stop arguing! The Houmu doll was actually something I hid."

Theresa turned her head and looked at Seele with great surprise.

She never imagined that her usually gentle and considerate partner would secretly do something like this. Miss Hei hope sighed, her voice filled with helplessness and a touch of doting affection. It seemed she couldn't hide it any longer.

"But why?"

Xiao Xuan looked at Xi'er with great confusion.

"It's hard to explain in a few words, anyway..." Under everyone's gaze, she slowly walked towards the huge red kite cushion in the conference room, and took out the Houmu doll from behind the cushion. There were still several deep scratch marks on its body, and it looked broken and incomplete.

"How did it become like this?!"

Xiao Xuan quickly ran over, snatched his substitute Houmu back from Seele's hands, and examined it carefully.

"I did it."

Miss Kuroki turned her head to the side, but her tone was very calm, and she looked quite self-righteous.

"What did you say?!"

"When it was weightless, it was floating around in the aisle, just like that alien creature in a horror movie. It was almost right in front of me. Who else would I scratch if not it! It's a good thing it didn't disappear along with the butterfly."

Miss Hei hope didn't seem to want to recall what happened back then. Instead of scaring the bad guys, she was scared half to death by a Houmu doll.

"Haha~"

Xiao Xuan held up the tattered Houmu doll, his voice low and deep, "So you're afraid of that? Want to keep watching tonight? There are parts two, three, four, five, and six coming up~"

She finally found the weakness of this naughty child in front of her.

"Great! I've been rummaging through piles of DVDs all afternoon, and it turns out the movie was with you. Hand it over now!"

Seeing that things were going badly, Xiao Xuan was about to run away when Miss Hei hope grabbed him from behind and kept kneading his chubby cheeks. No wonder she couldn't find any super scary movies when she was trying to scare him; that's why.

"Help! You blockhead, help me!"

Fu Hua covered her forehead, but seemed unmoved. She simply didn't have the energy to stop the two children's squabble.

"Where's the CD? Take out the CD! I have to show it to that bad guy today, let him watch it to his heart's content!" Miss Hei Xi hammered Xiao Xuan's head like a whack-a-mole, pounding and kneading it, but Xiao Xuan, as an armed puppet, was powerless to resist.

"Actually, those CDs are with me."

"what?"

Seele's words stunned Miss Black Seele. The moment her hands left Little Xuan, she collapsed weakly to the floor, looking completely broken. "Thank you... Seele." She wanted to change her zookeeper; this blockhead was completely unreliable.

"I know you didn't like that movie, so we've put it away for now so that no one will see a sequel."

Seele is indeed her little angel.

"Wait... Seele, where did you receive it?" Miss Black Seele looked at her, her face pale.

"It's in the box under the bed, it's safe. Don't worry, it's another me. I'll return it after the trip." Seele's smile was very sweet, like a naturally adorable little angel.

Miss Kuroki felt ice-cold all over.

She could even imagine the nightmare she had tonight, in which the villain, dressed as Mr. Houmu, crawled out from under her and Seele's bed, his eyes glowing crimson, reaching out his evil claws to her as she slept.

The most crucial point is that in the movie, they capture them to reproduce parasitically.

The thought of waking up to find a tiny Xia Yuan inside her made her tremble. "No, don't put that kind of thing in our room! It'll get contaminated with unclean things!"

Just a short while—

Once everyone had calmed down, they all sat down on the sofa in the conference room. Fu Hua, who had been analyzing the case, spoke first: "Now, some things make sense..."

After lunch, Xiao Xuan disguised her Houmu doll as herself and placed it on the chair in the control room. Then, she went to the warehouse, lifted the dust cover, and lay down on a bouncy bed to take a nap.

"Wait a minute, you blockhead, how did you know there was a dust cover on top?"

Fu Hua did not respond to Xiao Xuan, but continued to explain.

In the afternoon, the ship passed through a meteor shower, which may have caused a brief turbulence. This caused the Houmu doll sitting in the control room to accidentally press a button, which caused the gravity system to malfunction and lose gravity. The Houmu doll floated out through the open hatch and was mistaken for a ghost by Ms. Hei hope, who was walking in the corridor.

At this moment, Xiao Xuan was still fast asleep in the warehouse.

The bouncy bed carried her into the air. As the gravity system returned to normal, Xiao Xuan plummeted from mid-air with a whoosh. The large bump on her head was caused by the fall to the ground at that moment.

"Waaaaah, you blockhead! If it falls down, it falls down! Why do you have to add voiceover?"

Xiao Xuan's eyes were filled with tears, and she looked very aggrieved.

"So it turns out you brought this on yourself. You made us all busy for ages, fearing the Herrscher of Domination had invaded. Everyone was on edge. Tell me, how are you going to settle this score for wasting so much of our time?!"

Miss Hei hope pinched Cang Xuan Zhi Shu's round face again, as if she would not give up until she gave her a satisfactory explanation.

"Waaaaah, I know I was wrong."

Chapter 565 There's only one bad guy I'll never forgive!

"How would I know it was a big bump I accidentally got while sleeping? After all, we're going to the lunar base to find Kiana and solve the Herrscher of Dominion problem. It's normal to suspect Herrscher of Dominion intrusion for a moment. Ouch, ouch, ouch... Stop pinching it, or it'll really swell up!"

The Book of Azure struggled, trying to escape from Miss Blackie's grasp.

"Xiao Xuan is actually not wrong. Although falling from the ventilation duct was just an accident, we still can't let our guard down. You two doctors agree, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

Dr. Tesla, who was being manipulated by the Herrscher of Domination, nodded hurriedly like a chick pecking at rice.

Ai Yin looked thoughtfully at her colleagues. Fu Hua's words seemed to be said to them specifically. If Dr. Tesla was an imposter, then where was the real Dr. Tesla?

However, the problem isn't too serious...

She believed in her colleagues, that the real Dr. Tesla would be safe and sound.

Soon, Dr. Tesla, who was next to me, will be taken into a private room by Rita. If he is the Herrscher of Domination, he will definitely be exposed here. I just need to install miniature cameras in Rita's room before that.

With that in mind, Ai-in quietly approached Seele from behind without being noticed by Dr. Tesla.

She needs to bring Seele along, just in case.

"Miss Seele, could you please come with me later? There's something I need your help with, and it's best if we don't alert anyone."

"Ah? Okay...okay."

Seele's tone remained very gentle. She had wanted to greet her other self to avoid worrying, but Dr. Aiyin seemed to want her not to disturb anyone. She looked at Miss Black Seele, who was still bullying Xiao Xuan, and felt apologetic. She had no choice but to leave her alone in the room for the time being. She would explain things to her properly after she finished what the doctor had asked her to do.

"Since everything is alright, I'll take my leave now. Little Moon and Little Gretchen are waiting for me to bring them dinner."

Theresa, carrying two pre-packaged dinners and bitter melon juice, was the first to leave the meeting room.

I wonder if the two of them will like the bitter melon juice that I specially prepared for them. Of course, the bishop kept muttering about burying Siegfried in the ground.

After Theresa left, the Herrscher of Domination, who did not want to reveal her identity, wanted to sneak away, but Rita's soft and lingering voice echoed in her mind. The maid pressed her shoulder firmly to the spot, making her feel cold all over.

"babble--!"