Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"Actually, I went to the screening room at that time, hoping to find some movies to watch..."

"Hmm? Homunculus? This 'Chicken Isn't Cold'? Why are there so many weird movies?" Miss Hei Xi casually tossed the "Chicken Isn't Cold" in her hand aside. She was looking for a horror movie that could scare bad guys into hiding under the covers.

Xiao Xuan wanted to continue listening to the other person recount their experiences, but Miss Hei hope suddenly fell silent, and the two stared at each other.

"That's it? That's all?"

“That’s all,” Miss Hei hope answered crisply.

"After leaving the screening room, where did you go, Hei Xi?" Fu Hua's keen intuition told her that during this blank period, the other party definitely had enough time to commit the crime.

"Hmph, it's none of your business."

But clearly, Miss Kuroki didn't want to tell the two people in front of her. How could she possibly tell them about how she secretly went to find those bad guys and forcibly dragged them to the entertainment room to watch horror movies?

Xiao Xuan stretched out her index finger and pointed at Ms. Hei Xi, who was sitting opposite her with her legs crossed, looking like Xi'er was number one and she was number two.

"Suspicious, extremely suspicious!"

Faced with Xiao Xuan's questioning, Miss Hei Xi finally couldn't bear it any longer and stood up. With a "Duang," she stood up from the sofa. The sudden action startled the trembling Xiao Xuan, who quickly hugged Fu Hua beside her. If it weren't for the blockhead next to her, she really wouldn't have dared to interrogate her like this.

Sometimes, Cangxuan Zhishu really wondered if the other party was secretly taking revenge on him and had knocked him unconscious.

"You actually doubt me? Why don't you go ask that Theresa? At lunchtime, she clearly said she had too much work to finish and would be working overtime in the office all afternoon, but she was sneaking around in the hallway. Humph, go ask her. If you bother me again, don't blame me for being impolite."

Miss Hei hope left in a huff, and of course, before leaving, she didn't forget to take the little chili ice cream from the table.

But is the truth really as simple as she says?

Ms. Kuroshi, who was trying to take advantage of the situation, was just trying to divert their attention and prevent them from focusing entirely on her. That despicable bastard... actually mistook me for Bronya and did such a terrible thing to me. This is not over yet!

Ms. Hei Xi concealed her protruding belly and her physical discomfort.

"You blockhead, what are you thinking? Don't you also find the other person very suspicious? But let's find Theresa first."

Because she was afraid...

If they keep pressing, and the already short-tempered and unapproachable person beats you up, then there will be no one to reason with you. You'll probably have to call out to Hei hope's grandma, or rather, Hei Xi's aunt, before they might stop.

As for the blockhead, it's fine to expect him to investigate the case, but you can't expect him to stand up for you. Given his personality, he'll definitely be the peacemaker between her and Xi'er.

Before Fu Hua and Xiao Xuan were about to visit Bishop Theresa at the ship's office...

Cuckoo - cuckoo -

The little red kite clock hanging on the wall began to turn back, and time quietly returned to the moment when Xia Yuan had just come out of the infirmary.

"Hiss, I thought that after drinking the Chinese wolfberry tea that Rita brewed, my body should be full of energy, but why do I feel like my back is not right today? I'm not in the right state. Is it because I'm not used to sleeping in the double bed on the ship? Or is it because when I sleep, Ellie, who always kicks off the covers, keeps crawling under me like a little pink pig?"

Xia Yuan stood in front of the infirmary, stretching his body, with a large band-aid on his forehead.

Durandal leaned against the wall of the infirmary, listening intently. She knew, of course, why Mr. Xia Yuan was experiencing back pain, but she couldn't explain to him what irreparable mistake her adjutant had made.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Xia Yuan… Please forgive me, I really can’t bring myself to say it.”

Durandal, who possesses a knightly nature, feels ashamed of her current actions.

"Dale, thank you for bandaging me. I'll repay you properly when I have time, because right now a hungry fairy is waiting for her sandwich."

Xia Yuan showed the other party the bamboo basket in his hand.

Perhaps thinking of something, he handed one of the sandwiches to the blushing knight behind him, wanting to thank him for stopping the bishop earlier so that he could move freely on the ship.

"If you don't mind, please accept this sandwich. I'll be going now~"

Yulandel stared blankly at the other person's receding figure. When she came back to her senses, she subconsciously took a small bite. The taste seemed to be even better than that of Chef Qian from the [Houmu Restaurant].

Chapter 542 Aunt Hei hope

Of course~

Yulandel buried the fact that she had accidentally pinned Mr. Xia Yuan down in the infirmary deep in her heart.

She wouldn't tell anyone... not even her sister on the moon. In the ship's passageway, Xia Yuan, carrying a bamboo basket, looked just like Little Red Riding Hood who had just left her grandmother's house.

Unfortunately, less than a minute later, he encountered the Big Bad Wolf, who was his favorite, at the corner.

"A bad guy?!"

"Miss Kuroki?!"

The two men, who met at the corner of the ship's passageway, spoke in unison.

What a small world! When enemies meet on a narrow road, the brave will prevail. But Xia Yuan only wants to retreat now. Is it too late to escape?

"I never expected to meet such a kind and understanding lady here."

"To tell you the truth, my fairy grandmother is starving and desperately needs sandwiches to fill her little belly. I beg this kind-hearted wolf lady to have mercy on her and, for her sake, let poor Little Red Riding Hood deliver the sandwiches to poor Granny Ellie."

After saying that, Xia Yuan lowered his head and tried to walk past Miss Hei hope as if nothing had happened.

boom--

But would the Big Bad Wolf let Little Red Riding Hood go? Obviously not. Miss Blackie stretched out her arm and slammed it hard against the wall, blocking Xia Yuan's path.

"Pah! Pah! Pah! You're the big bad wolf!"

Miss Kuroki's expression was unfriendly as she sized up the sinful man in front of her. Her sister Bronya and Mei had both been taken advantage of by him like cabbages, and just a few days ago he was cuddling with that little Gretsch in his sleeping bag.

The nickname "Big Bad Wolf" probably originated among bad guys.

"Alright, alright, I am the Big Bad Wolf. So, could this fair-skinned and beautiful Little Red Riding Hood please ask Mr. Big Bad Wolf to leave? I have a little wolf cub at home that's crying for food. If you don't leave soon, the Big Bad Wolf might have to eat meat!"

Xia Yuan licked his lips, looking like he wanted to devour her, but unfortunately, Miss Hei hope was not cooperating at all.

"Hmph, you rascal, stop your nonsense. I'm here to find you today. You were so tough last night, pretending to be Mr. Houmu and playing tricks on me, making me look bad in front of Seele!"

Xia Yuan slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

It turns out that Xiao Xi'er lost face and decided to come and get revenge today. Humph, is he the kind of person who gives in so easily?

puff-

Xia Yuan immediately bowed down, for a wise man doesn't suffer a loss before his eyes.

"Grandma Hei hope, please be magnanimous and don't hold a grudge against the younger generation. I'll come to your temple another day and personally burn three sticks of chili-flavored incense for you as a proper tribute. Please be merciful and let me go."

Seeing the other party's immediate submissive demeanor and attitude, Miss Hei hope felt both annoyed and amused, and her anger subsided considerably.

"Hmph, get up from the ground right now. What kind of behavior is this? And I don't care to be your grandma, you bad guy. If the other people on the ship see this, they'll think you're worshipping your ancestors. Cough cough... No need for chili-flavored incense, but chili-flavored sandwiches are fine to offer. Since you're helping that armed doll find food, do you have any chili-flavored sandwiches in your bamboo basket?"

To be honest, she originally came out looking for food, but after that bad guy mentioned it, she actually became a little hungry.

"Please accept this, Lady Hei hope."

Xia Yuan held up the offerings with both hands.

Ms. Hei hope rolled her eyes at the other person, annoyed. "That rascal, is he just watching porn all the time he's been in the room?" she thought. "Never mind... since there's food, I'll let it go for now."

"Hmph, at least you know what's good for you, you bad guy."

The overflowing chili peppers alone were enough to tantalize Miss Kuroki's taste buds. She imagined how blissful it would be to take a bite, but for the sake of her image, she resisted the urge to wolf it down and took only a small bite.

Miss Kuroki's eyes lit up.

The bad guy's cooking was really delicious. Now she understood why her sister Bronya was so eager to steal the bad guy's breakfast every day.

"Aunt Hei hope, what do you think of the taste?"

"Go away, even if you, you bad guy, were given to me for free, I wouldn't want you."

Xia Yuan tried to gauge the other party's current mood. It seemed that the other party was in a good mood, and things might still have a chance to turn around. It wasn't a dead end. If he could make Miss Hei hope happy, he should be able to stay safe and sound at least for today.

"Hmph, it's just so-so. It's not quite as good as Seele's, but it's enough to fill my stomach. Also, please call me by my name properly. Seele and I don't have a nephew like you. By the way... do you have any more chili sandwiches? Give me another one."

She would never praise the other person's cooking, but just as Miss Hei hope reached out to ask for some more, Xia Yuan shook his head helplessly.

"Um, the chili flavor is all gone... The rest are all flavors that Ellie likes."

Xia Yuan's words struck her like a bolt from the blue. "It's gone, how could it be gone?" Miss Hei hope muttered to herself, unconsciously licking the remaining chili sauce from her fingers. She wanted another serving.

No, I almost got fooled by that bad guy.

"Stop lying on the floor, cough cough... Your Aunt Hei hope wants to invite you to watch a movie in the ship's entertainment room. You can't refuse."

Seeing the other person poking his buttocks with their toe, looking like they wanted to rob him of both money and sex.

Xia Yuan's heart sank to the bottom. Didn't you say you didn't want your nephew? Fine, I'll crawl myself! He turned and crawled towards the infirmary, confident that Yulandel, who was still inside, could subdue Miss Hei Xi in no time, and then she would be at his mercy.

"You naughty boy, where do you think you're going? Come with me to the recreation room!"

Without giving Xia Yuan a chance to escape, Miss Hei hope grabbed his trouser leg and headed towards the entertainment room. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, she was determined to teach the bad guy a lesson and let him experience what it's like to be scared to tears by a horror movie.

Xia Yuan clutched the bamboo basket tightly in his arms. There was nothing he could do but let Xiao Aili go hungry for a while longer.

Inside the bedroom, the fairy Ellie lay listlessly on the table, her eyes fixed on the door, hoping her keeper would bring her her favorite sandwich.

Chapter 543 It's not a date with a bad guy!

Despite the glistening saliva of the fairy Ellie flowing across the table, she still couldn't see her keeper, Xia Yuan, whom she missed the most, appearing at the door.

Gollum-

"Why hasn't Xiao Xiayuan come back yet? Why hasn't Xiao Xiayuan come back yet? Miss Pink Fairy wants to eat..."

The fairy Ellie murmured to herself.

Her pupils had lost their original luster, becoming empty and vacant, repeating the same sentence endlessly like a typewriter. The fairy's resentment even materialized, reaching the person in the entertainment room, causing Xia Yuan to shudder.

"Why does it feel so chilly in the screening room?"

Xia Yuan curled up, the temperature around him suddenly dropped, making him feel a little creepy. Could it be the resentment of a certain hungry demon?

Aunt Hei hope, who was standing next to him, seemed quite pleased with the other's current state of fear and anxiety. This was nothing; the bad guys would get what's coming to them when the movie started! Now it was time for the much-anticipated movie selection.

She absolutely had to pick the scariest little movie out there, one that would scare the bad guy so much he'd crawl under the covers and tremble with fear.

Without further ado, Miss Kuroki began rummaging through drawers and cabinets, searching for the cassette tapes...

"The New Mr. Houm, Chicken Isn't Cold, Midnight Chicken, Houm Prequel, Houm Videotape, How to Make the Best Bitter Melon Juice Drink, and the last one is for Theresa to enjoy herself, right? But with so many movies here, which one is the scariest?"

Miss Kuroki muttered to herself, unsure of what to do, since she hadn't seen any of them.

"Movies? What movies?! Are there any action-drama movies? Aunt Hei hope, your nephew wants to see the little story that has to be told between Houmu and Houmei after the rain."

Xia Yuan moved closer to the other woman, glancing at the videotape in Hei Xi's hand. Since they couldn't leave anyway, he figured he might as well watch a thrilling movie with Hei Xi, whom he had just visited that day. As for whether it would scare her, he'd have to see how Hei Xi performed on the spot.

She raised her head and gave Xia Yuan, who was resting his head on her shoulder, a resentful look.

"Go away, go away, there's no rainy-after story you're looking for, but... there is a midnight story I'm looking forward to. Hurry up and get a seat, and remember to find one that's right next to each other without any partitions."

Why do we have to sit right next to each other?

Xia Yuan muttered something under his breath, feeling a little confused. Wasn't he supposed to be getting revenge for last night? Why did he suddenly have the feeling that a couple was secretly on a date?

click -

But Miss Hei hope still heard it and forcefully stuffed the movie tape in, almost breaking it in the process.

Noticing the subtle change in the other person's expression as she turned around, she quickly explained, "You naughty guy, what are you thinking? How could we possibly be on a date? Listen carefully, Seele is my one and only true love, and you, you naughty guy, can only be ranked last in my heart!"

"It's okay, as long as I have status, I don't care whether I'm first or last."

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense. The movie is about to start. Stop resting your head on my shoulder and get to your seat."

Before Xia Yuan could react, Miss Hei Xi forcefully grabbed his arm and ran towards the adjacent double seat. In the dim light of the screen, a blush crept onto her cheeks, making her look especially beautiful.

"What couple...?"

She didn't think that much about it; she just wanted to teach the bad guy a lesson, get revenge for last night, and earn some pocket money along the way.

When the other person is so scared that they cover their wet pants with a look of utter despair, I'm sure Bronya and even Mei will be willing to pay a high price to buy them back. They definitely, definitely weren't on a date with a bad guy!

As the countdown began on the gray-white screen, the movie that Ms. Kuroki had carefully selected for the other party started.

Xia Yuan glanced at Miss Hei hope sitting next to him, but she was staring straight at him, which made him slightly uneasy. Horror movies might not scare him, but Miss Hei Xi herself might. He was afraid that she might suddenly attack him with her claws.

"Auntie, stop staring at me! Didn't we come here to watch a movie?"

"Hmph, I can watch whatever I want, you bad guy, what's it to you? Turn your head right in front of the screen, or I'll make you punch me!"

Miss Hei hope symbolically waved her fist.

Watching movies is nothing compared to watching bad guys. For this operation, she borrowed several miniature cameras from Dr. Ai Yin early in the morning and deployed them in various corners of the entertainment room to monitor the bad guys' every move. Even going to the toilet couldn't escape her eyes.

She had popcorn, a miniature camera, and a small quilt all ready, and now she was just waiting for the bad guy to be terrified by the movie.

Of course~