Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

At the same time, Xia Yuan was stunned by Bronya's sudden actions and behavior. He saw his boss pick up a handkerchief with a Houmu pattern and stuff it into his mouth.

If it wasn't because YaYa deliberately sped and caused this traffic accident, how did it suddenly become the work of the vampire girl?

Xia Yuan was puzzled, but at that moment Bronya was explaining to Susana the altered version of events.

"As you can see, Susana, I was originally planning to go to the hospital to pick up my stupid subordinate and take him home."

"However, due to the special constitution of his foolish subordinate, he encountered a vampire girl who only appears in urban legends. After a fierce battle, the foolish subordinate was unfortunately injured, and the wound on his arm is the result of this."

Bronya, who fabricated the facts, pointed to Xia Yuan's bandaged arm and said.

Her expression remained completely unchanged, as if she were simply stating the truth to the girl, until Susana spoke next...

"Hey, Bronya-senpai, are you and Xia Yuan-senpai a couple?"

The girl's thought process was a little different from that of ordinary people. When she heard that Senior Bronya was going to drive Senior Xia Yuan home, Susana asked with great curiosity, typical of a young girl with a gossipy nature.

"Cough cough... No, that's not it!" But then, remembering what happened that night and her mother's instructions, Bronya changed her mind and said, "It was just my boss's duty and my mother's task."

At some point, Bronya realized she couldn't live without her incompetent subordinate...

"Is that how it is?"

Although Bronya said that, Susana always felt that Bronya had feelings for Xia Yuan. Hmm... it was a girl's intuition. Then, she suddenly thought of something and looked at Xia Yuan beside her.

"Hey, Senior Xia Yuan, are you... are you alright? How are you feeling now? I've heard that anyone bitten by a vampire will unknowingly be transformed into one of the vampire's kind."

Susana nervously observed Xia Yuan's every move.

"Hmph, she wouldn't casually transform other people into her kind. That's her first embrace, a special ritual that can only be performed under the full moon, a once-in-a-lifetime moonlit embrace!"

However, the other person's words gave the white-haired girl, who was lying in the bushes, a new idea.

Since it's about repaying a debt of gratitude... why not make humans my companions? That way they can live with me in this world forever. I just don't know what humans would think, or if they would accept me. After all, I won't be able to bask in the sun after the transformation.

"Ugh, the sunlight is so bright."

The white-haired girl covered her entire body with her clothes, but in her heart she seemed to be looking forward to meeting him at night.

Although Xia Yuan didn't quite understand why Bronya would make up such a lie for Susana, the girl's innocent expression, like that of a little bear, made him want to tease the cute girl in front of him.

And so... Xia Yuan opened his mouth, feigning a thirst for blood, and responded in a low voice:

"I don't really feel anything, but suddenly I feel like there's something about you, Susana, that's attracting me. You smell really nice. Can I take a bite? Just one bite~"

Seeing the other party's reaction, Susana quickly waved her hand and said:

"Hey hey hey... Senior Xia Yuan, I, I don't taste good! If you really want to drink blood, I can go to the Destiny Headquarters and get you a blood bag to drink to relieve your thirst for blood."

But Xia Yuan seemed not to hear him at all...

Seeing the other person gradually approaching, Susana instinctively took a step back.

Sending her to deal with Honkai Beasts and quantum creatures is no problem at all, but the opponent is a senior I just met, and also a friend of Bronya-senpai. What if she hurts her senior...?

But at this moment, Xia Yuan had already arrived in front of Susana.

He placed both hands heavily on Susana's shoulders, causing the girl's heart to sink.

She remembered in the comic book that once you were fed blood by a vampire... your body would become weak and your expression would become dazed, just like the state of a couple in love after sex.

"Eh, eh, eh, am I going to end up like that, completely powerless, right in front of Bronya-senpai?!"

The mushroom cloud of steam billowed out continuously, and just as the girl was at a loss, Bronya timely restrained her foolish subordinate's behavior from behind.

Seriously... In the blink of an eye, this idiot subordinate is already going to lay his hands on the girl in front of him? He's still right here! Just how strong are his desires?!

Is this one of the aftereffects the doctor mentioned? Looks like I'll have to keep a close eye on my incompetent subordinates.

Bronya, who had restricted Xia Yuan's movements, asked the girl in front of her:

"Susana, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, Bronya-senpai, it's just that Xia Yuan-senpai..."

"Cough cough... As you can see, Susana, after being attacked by that suddenly appearing vampire girl, this is what happened to my stupid subordinate."

Chapter 396 Stop blowing air into Bronya's earlobe!

"Whenever a stupid subordinate sees a cute girl, he can't suppress his bloodlust."

"So Susanna, you'd better leave here as soon as possible. Leave the responsibility of keeping an eye on them to Bronya. Hmm... even after becoming a vampire, this stupid subordinate is still picky about food; she'll starve to death sooner or later!"

After saying that—

Bronya casually flicked Xia Yuan's forehead with her finger, as if to avenge the time her stupid subordinate had bullied her at the crossroads. Well... just to make him pay a little bit back.

Feeling a throbbing pain in his forehead, Xia Yuan suddenly felt an inexplicable urge. If he really became a vampire, the first person he would want to deal with was his boss, Bronya, and make her his food and bread!

But now... never mind, he's not pretending anymore.

The role-playing game with the girl was over, and Xia Yuan was about to explain the whole story to Su Shana, but Bronya covered his mouth with the [Houmu Handkerchief], preventing him from making a sound.

"Ugh—!!!"

There were only indistinct, slightly low and hoarse sobs.

But in Susana's eyes...

Suppressed and struggling to break free, Senior Xia Yuan seemed to be enduring some unimaginable pain.

"Is this the instinctive urge that comes from craving blood? Senior Xia Yuan looks like he's in a lot of pain..."

Becoming a Valkyrie is to better help everyone and make the world a better place, isn't it? The girl's heart gradually became firm. How could she, as a Valkyrie, be so timid?

Susana slowly lifted her collar, revealing her fair skin.

"Senior Xia Yuan, if you really can't bear it, then please drink my blood."

Susana's behavior surprised Bronya, who hadn't expected things to escalate in such an unpredictable way. "Wait, this idiot subordinate isn't really going to bite me, is she?!"

Before things completely go wrong... she needs to get out of here with her incompetent subordinates as soon as possible.

"Ahem... Team Member Susana, leave the job of guarding that idiot subordinate to me. I'll take him to a safe place where he won't attack pedestrians. But right now, there's something more important that I need you to investigate, Susana."

To distract Susana and to prevent Xia Yuan from revealing the truth, Bronya pointed out the path leading from the bushes to the highway to the girl.

"After biting that stupid subordinate, the vampire girl fled in that direction. If night falls and she hides in the darkness, it will be very difficult to find her. So I need you, Susana, to continue tracking her."

"Hey, Bronya-senpai, is it really okay to entrust such an important task to yourself?!"

Seeing that the other party had entrusted her with such an important task to carry out alone, the girl seemed to lack some confidence, but with Bronya's encouragement, Susana's eyes gradually became firm.

"Senior Bronya, please rest assured... I will definitely capture that vampire girl and restore Senior Xia Yuan to his original state!"

Riding on this momentum, Susana ran in the direction Bronya had indicated.

"Oh no, we're about to be discovered..."

The white-haired girl, who was lurking in the bushes, tensed up. The moment Susana passed by, she immediately hid herself deeper into the bushes. Now that she had not recovered her strength, she could not even pull the chainsaw, let alone swing the axe.

A fleeting afterimage suddenly flashed through the bushes, causing Susana to stop in her tracks.

"Strange, is it just my imagination?"

"Why did I think I saw Bishop Theresa just now? Was I seeing things? The bishop has been researching her bitter gourd seeds lately, how could she be in a place like this? I must have seen wrong."

Looking around at the bushes, Susana didn't continue exploring. The most important thing right now was to capture the vampire girl before nightfall and not disappoint Bronya.

And so, Susana and the white-haired girl in the bushes missed each other.

Meanwhile, after watching Susana's figure gradually disappear into the distance, Bronya finally felt relieved and left behind Xia Yuan, taking the handkerchief out of his mouth.

"You silly subordinate, wash this handkerchief for me before you give it back. It's a limited edition Houmu handkerchief, so it has to be hand-washed."

After explaining the precautions, Bronya began to tidy up the game cartridges scattered around her.

Incidentally, she also forcibly stuffed the Corruption Herrscher, who was still spewing out printing paper and clinging to the typewriter, back into the trunk despite the other party's protests and resistance. Just as she helped up the Heavy Bunny and was about to leave with her silly subordinate, a pair of hands that appeared quietly suddenly attacked her waist from behind.

"Um......"

Xia Yuan's sudden attack caused Bronya to let out a soft groan.

"You stupid subordinate, Bronya hasn't even gotten on the train yet, why are you in such a hurry to hug her? Let Bronya get on the Heavy Bunny first, but this time you're not allowed to... you're not allowed to bully Bronya on the Heavy Bunny again."

But the hands that were still on her waist did not leave. Instead, a warm current swept over Bronya's earlobe.

"Duck, I'm a vampire now. I deliberately sent the girl away, so I can only ask you, Bronya, to be my prey. After all, you look much tastier than her."

"Silly subordinate, stop fooling around. The role-playing game is over. Bronya doesn't want to continue playing house with a fool like that. Let go of Bronya now, and make her sit properly on the Heavy Bunny. We're going home right away. Once we're home, we can play freely again, hmm..."

Before Bronya could finish speaking, another gust of air rushed towards her earlobe.

"You stupid subordinate, stop playing with Bronya's earlobe."

"But Bronya, the sound you made just now was so cute, I want to hear it a few more times. Or is your earlobe a special area that you can't touch, Duck?"

"Cute?... You idiot subordinate, are you an idiot?!"

"How could a forced sound like that be cute, you idiot! If you keep going like this, Bronya will really get angry! And earlobes aren't Bronya's special area!"

Chapter 397 Can I take a bite? Just one bite~

"Hmm..."

Just as Bronya was about to break free from Xia Yuan's restraints and have a proper discussion with him, she suddenly felt an indescribable sensation on her neck, a sensation that seemed to be driving Bronya to let out a weak whimper.

"Huff... Huff... You stupid subordinate, are you a puppy? Don't bite Bronya in those places. Haven't you had enough of your role-playing games? We need to go home and play games."

"No, I can't suppress that urge at all right now, so please, Duck, bear with it for a little while~"

"In my opinion, you're doing this on purpose, you idiot subordinate, ah..."

Bronya tried to push Xia Yuan away, but the feeling of weakness had already spread from her neck to her whole body. She lost her footing and fell into his arms.

The white-haired girl, hidden deep in the bushes, naturally witnessed the scene before her.

Her body was restless and she craved blood, so she wished she could go out right now, push the woman with the spiraling hair behind her aside, and let her take over, so she could suck on humans to her heart's content.

But at this moment, all she could do was gnaw on her little hand to relieve the longing in her heart.

But the more he endured, the stronger his gaze toward Xia Yuan and his desire and longing to rush out became.

"Idiot, you stupid subordinate, Bronya is dying..."

After a few minutes, Bronya's tone became much softer and more subtle, seemingly containing a hint of pleading and admitting defeat. However, at this moment, there was a clearly visible hickey on Bronya's fair neck.

Gollum-

Perhaps realizing that Bronya still wanted to take him home, or perhaps the protests of his belly made Xia Yuan stop. It seemed that he hadn't eaten all day since waking up, and had been thinking about the child the whole time.

The moment Xia Yuan left, Bronya collapsed limply onto the Heavy Bunny. Seemingly noticing Xia Yuan's gaze, Bronya subconsciously covered the hickey on her neck with her collar, blushing and slightly angry as she rebuked him.

"You're satisfied with what you've done to Bronya, you idiot subordinate?!"

"So, dear Bronya, how did it feel to have your blood sucked for the first time? Do you have any thoughts to share? After all, you deliberately tricked that cute little bear girl away, leaving only you and me nearby."

Seeing the other party's smug expression, Bronya was furious.

She clenched her hands and turned her head away, feeling ashamed and indignant, as she replied to Xia Yuan, "You stupid subordinate, Bronya swears that tonight she will get her revenge in the game, teach you a lesson, and make you understand that the authority of your superior is not to be violated!"

"Hmm~ That would be great, but why don't you have a showdown with me now, Duck Duck? Don't you have the confidence to beat me now?"

"Hmph, who said Bronya lacks confidence? With your pathetic skills, you idiot subordinate, Bronya could easily take care of you with one hand... no, one finger."

However, Bronya hesitated for a moment before saying these words.

Perhaps fearing that the other party would leave another hickey on her, Bronya gradually recovered from her previous weakness and decided to bring Xia Yuan home as soon as possible.

"Ahem... But it would be too unfair to you, my stupid subordinate, to act like this in reality. Let's settle this in the game, but before that, you're not allowed to do anything strange to Bronya!"

Snapped--

A crisp sound came from behind, which made Bronya's cheeks flush red. At the same time, her body, which had just recovered, collapsed onto the Heavy Bunny again.

The stupid subordinate actually patted his own butt... Doesn't he know you can't touch Bronya's butt? Just a stupid subordinate, yet he dares to bully his boss like this, but at this moment she can only choose to compromise.

In the rearview mirror of the heavily armed bunny, Xia Yuan's figure was almost completely overlapped with hers as she lay prone. The angle and posture clearly made it seem as if she were seducing her foolish subordinate. And in a place like bushes, what if her foolish subordinate went further...?

"Bronya, you need to calm down. Imagine this as an extremely difficult game. If you can just hold on until the wedding day, you'll win. But isn't this a bit too hard?"

Whether it's the physical feedback she receives, or the complex emotions she experiences when dealing with a clueless subordinate, these are things that cannot be realistically recreated in a game.

"Strange things also include patting Bronya's butt!"

"Can I rub the duck?"

"If this continues, you stupid subordinate, you'll really lose yourself!"