Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Xia Yuan felt a sense of alertness and awareness of danger deep within him.

"Duck, no... Respected Ms. Bronny, let's talk this over. I was just joking with you. The bed is warmed up for you now. Please forgive my rude and inappropriate behavior. I am very sorry!"

Under the threat of the Reloaded Bunny~

Xia Yuan knelt on the pillow with a very conscientious attitude, earnestly begging for the other party's forgiveness.

"Hmph... at least you, my stupid subordinate, know what's good for you."

The azure light disappeared from the muzzle of Heavy Bunny 0019's gun.

Bronya put it back and went to the edge of the bed, where she could still feel the warmth of the bedding, while Xia Yuan obediently laid the carpet on the floor.

He planned to spend the night lying on the carpet and then figure out how to bring Ms. Alexandra back to the post-Honkai era where he and Bronya lived the next day.

Just as Xia Yuan was about to lie down, Bronya, who was on the edge of the bed, suddenly spoke:

"Ahem, as a reward for letting Bronya see her mother..."

"Bronya allows you, my stupid subordinate, to sleep in the same bed with me, but this is only a special permission for today. Also, you are not allowed to move around or have any strange thoughts or ideas. If Bronya finds out... she will kick you out of bed right away, you stupid subordinate. Do you understand?"

"But... Duck, I've already laid out the bedding on the floor."

"Ok?"

Bronya's voice carried an unquestionable tone.

Afraid that Bronya would point the Heavy Bunny at him again... Xia Yuan still consciously came to the bedside.

Because the bed was too narrow and cramped, when Xia Yuan lay down, he was pressed against Bronya's body, and as soon as he lay down, he heard Bronya humming beside him.

At this point, Xia Yuan realized that it was inappropriate to put his hands anywhere.

Above him was Bronya's exquisite face. He was terrified that while he was asleep, the sleeping girl would mistake him for a delicious meal and take a bite out of him.

If placed in the middle, it would be Bronya's sensitive area around her collar, and she would definitely kick him off the bed. Placing it at the bottom is even worse... that way, he could leave his last words and depart this world peacefully.

What's more, with a beautiful young girl on top of him, he simply couldn't fall asleep peacefully under such circumstances.

His heart was pounding so hard it was almost bursting out of his chest. To avoid being kicked off the bed by Bronya, he figured it was better to just leave on his own.

"Um...Ms. Brownie, the bed is indeed too small. There's not enough room for two people. I'll just sleep on the makeshift bed on the floor that's already been prepared."

Xia Yuan turned his head away, regaining his rationality and composure.

Just as he was about to slowly leave Bronya's side, Bronya grabbed his wrist.

"You stupid subordinate, I already told you to sleep in the bed!"

"Dear Ms. Brownie, please forgive me this time. I was truly wrong. I was even prepared to give you my bed. What more do you want from your poor subordinate...?"

"It's nothing special. Bronya just wants her stupid subordinates to sleep in the bed."

"At the same time, Bronya won't allow you, my stupid subordinate, to sleep on the floor. If you catch a cold from sleeping on the floor, won't Bronya still be the one to take care of you tomorrow?"

Xia Yuan attempted to break free from Bronya's restraints.

"No problem, Your Excellency Brownie. Your poor subordinate is blessed with a holy mark and won't easily catch a cold."

Bronya hadn't expected her foolish subordinate to be so unwilling at this moment.

Just moments ago, this idiot subordinate was so eager to share a bed with him. What could have caused such a drastic change in his thinking...? What a cowardly idiot.

"You stupid subordinate, you just lie down on the bed and sleep peacefully!"

Before Xia Yuan could react...

In the brief moment of their stalemate, Bronya grabbed Xia Yuan's wrist and suddenly exerted force, causing Xia Yuan to fall onto Bronya's body unexpectedly.

Chapter 349 What?! Little Red Riding Hood is going to be eaten?!

The physical contact and collision elicited a soft hum from Bronya, accompanied by a faint hint of alcohol and the unique fragrance of a mature woman.

The two auras intertwined and overlapped, constantly stimulating and provoking Xia Yuan's remaining consciousness.

However, as soon as Bronya finished speaking, she blew out the candle on the wooden table next to her with lightning speed.

Using the faint moonlight from the window, they quickly covered themselves with the blankets.

Bronya's actions revealed a sense of tension within her as well...

After all, this was the first time she had shared a bed with her foolish subordinate. Even if she tried to appear calm on the surface, she had already lost her composure inside.

"Ms. Brownie, please let me out! If this continues... I'm really going to lose myself!"

But Xia Yuan's words were already covered by the blankets. At this moment, Bronya could only hear sobs and shouts coming from under the blankets, as well as the strange sensations caused by her stupid subordinates swaying back and forth under the blankets.

"Hmm...uh..."

"It's okay, it's fine... Bronya, you need to stay calm and just think of your stupid subordinate as the Homu doll you often hug when you sleep."

Bronya murmured to herself, trying to remain calm and maintain the same posture as much as possible.

The heat and breath emanating from under the covers and from her clothes deepened Bronya's strange feeling, but thankfully she had already extinguished the candle.

The room was very dark.

Under the sole illumination of night...

Unless a foolish subordinate sticks his head out, he won't see the changes in his facial expression.

"Hey, you idiot subordinate, are you asleep?"

"Dear Ms. Broni, why do you think I would be able to fall asleep right now?!"

Xia Yuan, who was covered by the blanket, let out a somewhat indignant cry. He just wanted to leave this place of trouble. What had he done wrong?

At this moment, Xia Yuan's mind was incredibly clear, even though he couldn't see anything around him...

But he knew he was lying in Bronya's arms, being held as if he were a Homu doll by his boss, and he could feel the elastic touch from above his head by adjusting his body slightly.

This made it impossible for Xia Yuan to calm down and fall asleep.

"Is that so... cough cough, Bronya is having trouble sleeping too. How about I tell you, my silly subordinate, a fairy tale that Seele once told me?"

"The bedtime stories that Seele told?!"

Hearing this, Xia Yuan became much more alert and tried to pull off the blanket covering him.

But Bronya realized this and quickly grabbed a corner of the blanket and covered herself up again, seemingly trying to hide her panic.

"You stupid subordinate, just listen from under the covers. Don't lift the covers again, and don't move around. After you've listened, go to sleep quietly!"

Bronya began to tell Xia Yuan her story.

Seele had told her a story about Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf...

The kind and lovely Little Red Riding Hood carries lots of delicious food to visit her grandmother in the forest.

But when she pushed open the door to her grandmother's house, she discovered that her grandmother had sharp fangs; it turned out that the evil big bad wolf was disguised as her grandmother.

"Hmm, it's a fairy tale I'm already familiar with. Is Bronya treating herself like a child?"

Xia Yuan consciously imagined Little Red Riding Hood as Little Gretchen.

But as Xia Yuan continued listening, he felt increasingly uneasy, sensing that the story and plot were taking a strange turn...

Little Red Riding Hood suddenly revealed a sinister smile and said to the big bad wolf disguised as her grandmother, "Hoo hoo hoo... How interesting, the prey has actually delivered itself to our doorstep."

Little Red Riding Hood brandished her scythe and, with a single blow, chopped off the Big Bad Wolf's head. Looking at the wolf who had just been baring his teeth and claws, she said sarcastically, "Do you know why my cloak is red?"

The big gray wolf, lying in a pool of blood, was of course unable to answer.

So Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up her basket, shouldered her scarlet scythe, and embarked on a journey to find more and stronger prey... This is the story of how Little Red Riding Hood changed her destiny through her own efforts.

"Stop! Ms. Brownie, please stop telling dark fairy tales right now."

“Talking about such creepy things late at night makes it even harder to sleep. Cute Little Red Riding Hood would never do such a thing.”

Without a doubt, this is a fairy tale that only Black Seele would tell to others.

Seele heard it from Black Hill...

"Hey~ Silly subordinate, I didn't expect you to react so strongly. You're such a grown-up, yet you're still afraid of fairy tales... Should Mommy Bronya lull you to sleep?"

Taking this opportunity, Bronya gently patted Xia Yuan's back as if comforting a child, thus easing her own tension about sleeping in the same bed with her foolish subordinate.

"unnecessary!"

Suddenly, Xia Yuan seemed to have thought of something and slowly spoke in a mischievous tone:

"Since Ms. Brownie is so eager to become a mother... then why not just become a mother for good? What do you think, Brownie, Brownie, Ya, Mom, Mom?"

"Eh?!"

Xia Yuan's words left Bronya somewhat bewildered, and when she came to her senses, her breathing became rapid and irregular.

"Wait, you idiot subordinate, what are you doing?! Ugh..."

The shaking of the bed, the rise and fall of her chest, and the strange sensations caused Bronya to tense up, feeling the rapid changes in her body temperature and the things she was tightly holding.

Bronya really wanted to throw her stupid subordinate off the bed right now.

But the weakness in her limbs prevented her from doing so. The strange sensation spreading through her body made her want to hold the thing in her arms tightly, but the thing in her arms was only Xia Yuan from beginning to end.

"You stupid subordinate... Don't you dare do anything reckless!"

"Dear Mrs. Brownie, blame it on the fairy tales you told me that completely kept me awake. Now let me rewrite the ending of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf."

"Ahem, in the very end... the big bad wolf, disguised as Grandma, ate Little Red Riding Hood in the middle of the night on her bed in the house, and from then on, he and Little Red Riding Hood lived happily ever after in the forest."

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Chapter 350: It's all the fault of those stupid subordinates!

Bronya suddenly understood many things...

If she doesn't say or do something soon, her fate tonight might be just like the fairy tale told by that foolish subordinate—she'll end up like Little Red Riding Hood.

But at this moment, she was powerless and completely unable to subdue her foolish subordinate, who had almost turned into a big bad wolf.

"Well... but you silly subordinate, you should know that Little Red Riding Hood is looking forward to a grand wedding."

"If she was destined to be eaten by the Big Bad Wolf in the future, what she hoped for was a grand wedding held just for her, so that Little Red Riding Hood could give her whole body and soul to Mr. Big Bad Wolf without reservation."

Bronya's voice grew softer and softer, as if the Little Red Riding Hood she was talking about was herself.

"Really? But tonight, the big bad wolf hiding under the covers is so hungry because Little Red Riding Hood is just too tempting... What should we do then?"

Bronya, who was almost in a compromise, looked slightly angry.

She had already gone to such lengths, but her stupid subordinate not only didn't appreciate it, but instead became even more unreasonable. She really wanted to pull out her heavy-duty rabbit and teach him a lesson. He had absolutely no sense of responsibility as a subordinate.

"You stupid subordinate, don't go too far... um."

But after Bronya finished speaking, the strangeness emanating from the blankets became even more profound.

"What? What are you saying, Ms. Broni? Could you please speak louder? Otherwise, I won't be able to hear you. And Mr. Big Bad Wolf really can't control himself anymore. If this continues... Little Red Riding Hood won't be able to escape Mr. Big Bad Wolf's clutches tonight!"

Bronya's physical weakness forced her to compromise.

“In that case… Little Red Riding Hood will try her best to fulfill Mr. Big Bad Wolf’s request in other ways,” Bronya stammered softly, her voice so faint it was almost inaudible.

I don't know why...

At this moment, Xia Yuan's hearing was exceptionally sharp, and he clearly caught Bronya's subtle voice.

"Is that so? Then, Little Red Riding Hood, please hurry up and satisfy Mr. Big Bad Wolf's long-awaited needs. If you can't satisfy Mr. Big Bad Wolf, then tonight, Little Red Riding Hood will become Big Red Riding Hood!"

To avoid being eaten by her foolish subordinate who had turned into a big bad wolf, Bronya, forced to compromise, quietly slipped into bed and then silently covered herself with the covers.

A few hours after Bronya willingly crawled into bed...

A faint light was already appearing outside the window. Covering her slightly swollen cheeks and somewhat disheveled clothes, Bronya, sporting a pair of adorable panda-like dark circles under her eyes, quietly got out of bed without waking her silly subordinate.

She didn't sleep a wink last night.

Looking back at her still-sleeping, clueless subordinate beside her, Bronya's face flushed with a hint of anger. Recalling the events of the previous night, and noticing her slightly disheveled white shirt...

Bronya immediately covered her face...

It was a grueling and crazy night, and Bronya just hoped that everything that had happened last night hadn't woken up Ms. Alexandra, her mother, who was sleeping downstairs.

Who knew that my stupid subordinate would have so much energy? He didn't manage to fall asleep until the early morning.

What an incompetent subordinate! He hasn't done a single thing.