Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

cause of death:

He talked about another woman in front of his boss, Bronya.

"Duck, there's no time to explain. In short, there's not only a thick fog outside, but also a large number of Honkai Beasts. Come and help me quickly, block the door and seal all the windows inside."

"Honkai Beast?"

Bronya was somewhat skeptical of what her foolish subordinate had said.

After all, 99% of the Honkai energy was sealed on the moon. Although it was supposed to be a real-life game experience according to the stupid subordinate, how could Honkai beasts suddenly appear out of nowhere in this small village?

"You stupid subordinate, did you eat something you shouldn't have, causing these hallucinations? Like, did you accidentally eat some kind of hallucinogenic cabbage?"

"Really, duck... I'm not lying to you, there really are Honkai Beasts outside, look!"

Bronya looked in the direction Xia Yuan was pointing and could vaguely see a figure holding a long spear in the thick fog.

"That's... a Knight-class Honkai Beast?!"

The other side seems to have lost sight of its target and is patrolling back and forth in the fog.

In addition, a large number of Rush-class Honkai Beasts are lurking in the thick fog. Once Xia Yuan is spotted, the Angry Spring Spirit will receive the signal immediately.

"Idiot subordinate, how come there are so many Honkai Beasts? Did you raid their lair, or... did you do something shady to them?"

Bronya stood there with her arms crossed, silently watching her bumbling subordinate slowly push the wardrobe.

"I would never do anything shady to Honkai Beasts, cough cough... although Knight-class Honkai Beasts are indeed quite cute."

"Huh? What were you muttering about in your last sentence, you idiot subordinate?"

Bronya's hearing became extremely acute at this moment.

"Ahem... I mean, Duck is the most understanding boss in the world. As your direct subordinate, my admiration for you is like a never-ending river. My dearest boss, could you please lend a hand to your dearest subordinate? I really can't push you alone... before the Honkai Beasts break into the house."

Bronya made her characteristic expression and reluctantly moved closer to her foolish subordinate.

If there's no other way, I'll reluctantly help my stupid subordinate.

If the Honkai Beasts break down the door, not only will I be caught in the crossfire, but Kiana, who is fast asleep, will also be in danger.

About half a minute later...

"You stupid subordinate, put in a little effort! The wooden cabinet hasn't moved an inch since we started working on it."

"Duck, I really pushed really hard."

Feeling the hardness of the wooden cabinet in front of him and the softness behind him, Xia Yuan felt as if he were experiencing both ice and fire.

Hearing her stupid subordinate's words, Bronya looked suspicious. She grabbed Xia Yuan by the collar and threw him aside. Then she kicked the wooden cabinet in front of her, the force of which was just enough to block the door.

Bronya glanced with some disdain at Xia Yuan, who looked relieved. Hadn't her stupid subordinate done absolutely nothing?!

It was clearly just a matter of one kick...

"Ya Ya, well done! Now all we need to do is board up all the windows in the room and we're all done."

Xia Yuan, however, seemed to breathe a sigh of relief as he watched this scene.

Because in this way, he would no longer have to face the wrath of the humiliated and indignant Spring Fairy.

Xia Yuan took the initiative to carry out a large pile of wooden planks from inside the house and, without saying a word, prepared to seal all the windows.

Bronya looked at her stupid subordinate with a disappointed expression. Doing this was pointless, and the sound of banging on the wooden planks would attract the attention of the Honkai Beasts in the thick fog. Besides, would such wooden planks really stop the Honkai Beasts from breaking in?

Just as Xia Yuan was tapping the last plank, through the gap in the plank, he seemed to catch a glimpse of the figure he least wanted to see at that moment: A-Quan—Xilin... She had finally come knocking on his door after all.

Xia Yuan quickly crouched down and took Bronya's arm to crouch down as well.

"You stupid subordinate, what are you trying to do now?"

Xia Yuan did not respond to Bronya, but instead peered through the gaps in the wooden planks at the figure suspended in mid-air outside the thick fog.

At this moment, Miss Spring Fairy was searching for Xia Yuan's figure in the thick fog. Just then, she noticed the building in front of her with its windows boarded up.

"Hmph, human, do you think you can fool me with such a paltry trick? Prepare to face the wrath of the Spring Spirit."

Miss Spring Fairy descended from mid-air and arrived at the front door of the house whose windows were boarded up.

She snapped her fingers, and the Honkai Beasts, as if receiving some kind of command, surrounded the building.

"It's over... It's really over now... Everything I did just now was for nothing."

Looking at the house surrounded by Honkai Beasts commanded by the Spring Spirit, Xia Yuan sat next to Bronya, muttering something to himself.

Just then, Xia Yuan suddenly remembered something...

He remembered that in Kiana's room, there seemed to be enough space to hide someone under the big bed, and Xia Yuan felt that he could still salvage the situation.

So, grasping at this last straw, Xia Yuan quickly pulled Bronya into Kiana's room.

"Duckling, quick, hurry up and crawl inside!"

Xia Yuan lifted the bed sheet from under the bed and urged Bronya beside him.

"You stupid subordinate, aren't you going to explain all this? I think if I hand you over, Miss Sirin outside the thick fog would be very happy, wouldn't she?"

Bronya stood aside, unmoved, and placed the Heavy Bunny 0019 pistol form behind Xia Yuan.

"I....."

Just as Xia Yuan was preparing to organize his thoughts to explain, Bronya put away her Heavy Bunny 0019 and crawled under the bed.

"Fine... Well, since you're my stupid subordinate, as your direct supervisor, I'll reluctantly help you get through this difficult time."

"Duck, you....."

Xia Yuan suppressed his gratitude and quietly kept this kindness in his heart.

Chapter 281 Stupid Subordinate, Don't Use So Much Force!

He felt that his boss, Bronya, was sometimes quite good, at least when faced with a crisis.

Of course, Xia Yuan still wanted to get his copy of the videotape back.

Ahem... These are two different things!

Bronya crawled under the bed and waved for her idiot subordinate to come in quickly.

However, just as Bronya was about to go inside, for reasons that cannot be explained, her upper body got stuck near the bed, while Xia Yuan was trying to wake Kiana up.

"Kiana, wake up! Wake up!"

“Hoo-ha zzz.…”

Xia Yuan shook Kiana's body vigorously, but she showed no signs of waking up. Instead, she turned over and slept even more soundly.

Xia Yuan tried to pick her up, but the [Houmu Set] she was wearing was too heavy, and no matter how hard Xia Yuan tried, he couldn't move Kiana an inch.

Boom-!

It sounded like the door was being broken and a wooden cabinet was collapsing coming from outside Kiana's room.

Right now, Miss Spring Fairy is pressing closer and closer, while Kiana is fast asleep on the bed. Xia Yuan could only silently mourn for Kiana for a few seconds, hoping that she would have a good time, before quickly crawling under the bed.

"Duck, why haven't you come in yet? I can feel your legs kicking me nonstop!"

"Idiot subordinate, pull me in from the inside... It's too crowded under the bed, my upper body is stuck outside and I can't get in."

Bronya's increasingly faint voice drifted from outside the bed to Xia Yuan's ears.

This body shape is not as useful as it was before my legs were repaired. After all, with my previous appearance, I could easily squeeze into even smaller places than I do now, and it would not be as difficult as it is now, let alone in front of my stupid subordinate.

"Okay...but before that, can you please stop kicking me with your little feet?"

Bronya did not respond; she was struggling against the edge of the bed.

Xia Yuan tried his best to move his body under the bed and grab his feet, which were kicking him, and then used all his strength to pull Bronya, whose upper body was stuck, under the bed.

"Ugh... you stupid subordinate, why are you using so much force? Be gentle... be gentle."

The discomfort caused by the pressure at the hem forced Bronya to let out a humming sound.

"But duck... how will you get in if I don't use force?"

I blamed myself for not using enough force when I moved the cabinet, and now I'm blaming myself for using too much. My boss is so hard to please...

"Ahem... I didn't say you can't use your strength, you stupid subordinate, but could you slow down a bit, instead of suddenly using force like you did just now!"

A blush gradually appeared on Bronya's cheeks as her upper body was stuck outside the bed.

However, Xia Yuan, who was currently under the bed, could not see that his boss Bronya had such a cute side.

Xia Yuan slowed down his pace appropriately.

The faint sound of footsteps could be heard in the corridor; the Spring Fairy was closing in step by step.

Just before Miss Spring Fairy was about to turn the handle and enter Kiana's room, Xia Yuan successfully pulled Bronya, whose upper body was stuck outside the bed, inside.

The two people under the bed looked at each other.

"You idiot subordinate, where are you looking!"

Just as Xia Yuan glanced down slightly, he was immediately met with a loving blow from his superior, Bronya, who had clearly learned Rosalia's super headbutt technique.

Xia Yuan covered his forehead with one hand, feeling somewhat aggrieved.

"You stupid subordinate, move over a bit... it's too crowded in here."

"Duck, I want to move too, but if I move any further outwards, the other person will notice."

Bronya and Xia Yuan were whispering to each other under the bed.

The two of them were quite cramped under the bed. Xia Yuan curled up as much as possible to make room for his boss, Bronya.

"Wait... I feel like you've led me astray by being a stupid subordinate. Why would Bronya hide inside with a stupid subordinate like you?"

Bronya seemed to have discovered a blind spot. She didn't need to crawl under the bed with her stupid subordinate in the cramped space. She could have just told that Spring Fairy that she hadn't seen her stupid subordinate.

Bronya considered crawling out, but Xia Yuan quickly pulled her back because the footsteps of the Spring Fairy were already very close.

"Duck, if you go out now, A-Quan will find you right away!"

Xia Yuan quickly grabbed Bronya.

Because he had already seen the Spring Fairy's feet hovering a few centimeters above the ground outside the bed, and she was standing in front of the bed.

"Strange, where have the humans gone?"

Miss Spring Fairy searched all the rooms but couldn't find Xia Yuan. However, she had a feeling that a human must be hiding in this house.

"Hey, you moon elf lying in bed who looks a lot like me and is dressed strangely, let me ask you something: have you seen a human?"

Wearing the [Houmu Set], Kiana could only respond with snoring as she slept, no matter how much the Spring Fairy poked her body with the parasol, Kiana remained undisturbed from her dream.

"Xia Yuan... When it comes to games, this young lady will never lose. Let's play another three hundred rounds."

Kiana mumbled incoherently in her sleep.

"That's strange. Where did the humans go? Did they hide under the bed?"

The Spring Fairy gave up on the idea of ​​waking Kiana and looked at the bed in front of her, expressing her inner thoughts.

These words sent a jolt through Xia Yuan, who was lying under the bed, his heart pounding.

Just as Miss Spring Fairy was about to bend down and lift the bedsheets to investigate underneath, a strange noise outside caught her attention.

"Hahahaha, struggle to your heart's content in this raging fire!"

Qian Jie's heroic voice echoed throughout the smoke-filled village.

The Knight-class and Assault-class Honkai Beasts she sent out for patrols are disappearing rapidly.

"Damn it! I'll see who dares to be so audacious as to act so disrespectfully in front of the great Beach Queen!"

Miss Spring Fairy abandoned her idea of ​​uncovering the bed and getting to the bottom of things; she decided to deal with the man who was constantly making noise in the mist first.

That's why Xia Yuan escaped a calamity.

"Thank you, Brother Jie... I hope A-Quan is alright."

Seeing Miss Spring Fairy leave, Xia Yuan, who was hiding under the bed, cautiously peeked out.

Chapter 282 Bronya Stuck Under the Bed

Only after confirming that Miss Spring Fairy had completely left the room did Xia Yuan carefully crawl out from under the bed.

Just as Xia Yuan felt he had escaped death, a fair hand reached out from under the bed and tightly grabbed Xia Yuan's ankle.