Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Seele Vollerai

[Playing the role of Hill... uh]

A flash of red light appeared, and the fairy Airi, who was silently reciting the narration, collapsed.

If you call Hill again, I'll kill you all.

Ai Yin seemed to have gotten into character, eyeing the other person suspiciously.

"No... it's like this, it's a long story... although it seems suspicious, I'm definitely not a suspicious person."

Xia Yuan quickly explained.

"Uh... but what you're saying makes it seem even more suspicious in a way, doesn't it, Xiaoyuan?"

Seele put her fingertips to her lips as she pondered, looking quite adorable.

"Seele is so cute, I really want to pinch her cheeks..."

Ai Yin replied as if she had guessed Xia Yuan's thoughts:

“Mr. Xia Yuan, although you were saved by emergency gastric lavage, please stop having those unrealistic thoughts for now. But if you really can’t bear it... Mr. Xia Yuan, you can come at me.”

Ai Yin placed her hands on either side of her mouth, making a smiling expression.

"No way! Speaking of which... what was that behind the apartment door just now, Ai-yin?"

Xia Yuan inquired.

"Oh, that's actually Dr. Tesla, but she's been staying up all night developing gadgets these past few days, which has affected her appearance..."

Chapter 271 Xier, let me explain!

The apartment door slowly opened.

Before them stood Dr. Tesla, who was currently binding her original form [red twin tails].

"Hey, you with the messy hair, what are you doing opening the door? Close it quickly, I'm not done with my makeup yet!"

Dr. Tesla grumbled and expressed his dissatisfaction.

"It's alright, Dr. Tesla. Nobody cares whether you're wearing makeup or not. Everyone here is one of us, nobody will laugh at you. Come on out."

Ai Yin mercilessly delivered the finishing blow to her partner.

Then, she slammed the door shut.

After a moment...

Creak, creak—the apartment door opened again.

Dr. Tesla's role in this real game should also be that of a student, with a very fashionable mix-and-match school uniform style.

"I said, don't suddenly stand in front of the door. If a figure suddenly appears as soon as you open the door, it can really scare you to death!"

Dr. Tesla patted her chest with lingering fear.

But Xia Yuan should have said those words. However, seeing the red-haired twin-tailed doctor about to explode with anger, Xia Yuan silently swallowed what he was about to say and decided not to provoke Dr. Tesla.

"By the way, Xia Yuan, how did you get here?"

Dr. Tesla was very puzzled. According to her script, the other party should have been lost in the forest for at least three days and three nights. When he was exhausted, she and Chicken Head would descend from the sky in the Titan to save him from his predicament.

"That's a long story..."

Xia Yuan recounted in detail how he was abandoned in the deep mountains and forests by the pink fairy and how his car overturned.

Suddenly, Ai Yin, who was beside her, seemed to have noticed a blind spot and said in a teasing tone:

"Oh, so Mr. Xia Yuan, you spent last night in that pink fairy's room?"

"Ah... um, I just stayed overnight."

Xia Yuan's words were immediately interrupted by Miss Hei hope's angry questioning.

"You surnamed Xia, explain to me what you just said!"

Seeing that Miss Hei hope was no longer hiding in the small room in Xi'er's consciousness and came out on her own, and then looking at Ai Yin and Dr. Tesla who were watching the show from the side, Xia Yuan realized that he had been tricked by Ai Yin.

"No wonder it was so noisy last night, even close to midnight! Xia, what on earth was you thinking, spending the night in a girl's room? Were you up to something? Do you believe I'll pry your head out with my claws and let you see?"

Miss Hei hope stood with her hands on her hips, questioning Xia Yuan aggressively. If you looked closely, you would notice that Miss Hei hope seemed to have gained quite a bit of weight.

"Seele, you haven't had breakfast yet, have you? How about a cup of instant noodles first?"

Seele tried to break up the fight, but was pulled back by Ain, who also handed the girl a bucket of freshly made Kevin instant noodles.

"Ah... okay."

Seele instinctively took it.

Meanwhile, Xia Yuan, who had been pulled into a small corner of the apartment by Miss Hei Xi, was explaining things to her and calming her down.

"Hmm... Hill, you're right. Actually, I was also hesitant about whether to accept their offer. If you, Hill, had been there, I definitely would have chosen you~"

After Xia Yuan said that, Miss Hei hope suddenly became a little shy.

"Cough cough... You bad guy, I won't let you stay here! If I were here, I'd throw you into the wild to be eaten by the big bad wolves. And I'm not Hill! I'm Seele!"

Miss Hei hope blushed slightly and tugged at Xia Yuan's collar, emphasizing the situation.

"Okay, okay, please forgive me this time, kind Miss Kuroki~ I'll make you a sandwich when we get to town, okay? But looking closely, hmm... you have indeed gained quite a bit of weight."

Miss Kuroki noticed that the other person's gaze was fixed on her slightly protruding belly, so she quickly covered it with her hands.

"Hey, you naughty guy, don't think nonsense. You've just gotten a lot fatter from Seele's feeding you while you were unconscious, that's not true!"

Miss Kuroki quickly explained.

Xia Yuan stared at the other person with a meaningful look. He understood, he understood.

"But speaking of which, why hasn't Ellie come out yet?"

Xia Yuan looked at the main entrance of the apartment with some confusion.

But at this moment, Miss Kuroki beside her became unhappy and pressed for an answer:

"Hey, you rascal, calling Ellie so affectionately, no wonder she hasn't come out of her room yet."

Just then, Ai Yin, not one to shy away from stirring things up, waved to Xia Yuan and Miss Hei hope, but somehow several banknotes appeared in her hand.

"Hello, Mr. Xia Yuan, this is the money I found in my mailbox. Did you put it there?"

Xia Yuan was completely bewildered. He had been abandoned in the mountains and was penniless. He didn't have a single banknote or even a coin in his pocket.

"Wait, messy hair, could it be...?"

The red-haired, twin-tailed professor looked at Xia Yuan with surprise.

"Wait... I don't have a single penny on me. Aiyin, don't slander me. Maybe you put those banknotes in there yourself!"

Xia Yuan quickly explained.

But Ai Yin acted as if she hadn't heard, carefully counting the number of banknotes.

“Mr. Xia Yuan...it seems you have serious financial problems. A beautiful young woman like you is only worth so little money, not even four figures.”

Dr. Einstein said with a regretful sigh.

"They've fallen..."

Dr. Tesla added.

"Hey, stop talking nonsense! Seele... Seele, can you say a few words of justice for me?"

Xia Yuan looked at his little angel Seele as if he had grasped at the last straw.

Seele seemed to smell the lingering scent of alcohol in the air.

"Um... I went to a girl's house for drinks late at night, and she still hasn't come out of her room. Um... sorry, Xiaoyuan, I..."

Seele gave Xia Yuan a helpless look, expressing her apology. At this moment, Xia Yuan was isolated and helpless, and even the most understanding little angel Seele had left him.

What made things even worse for Xia Yuan was...

Alicia limped out of the apartment, her brows furrowed slightly, seemingly still recovering from her drunken night.

"What exactly happened...?"

The protagonist, caught in the vortex of the event, makes his appearance.

"Ah, Ellie...my dear Ellie, please explain to everyone."

But... what's with this oppressive atmosphere? Why does Ellie look so heavy-hearted?

Could it be...? Xia Yuan had a bad feeling.

Chapter 272 Ellie, explain yourself!

"You bastard, don't even think about getting away. If you did something wrong, you have to admit it."

He wanted to run away on the spot, but Miss Hei hope next to him seemed to realize something and grabbed Xia Yuan's wrist.

"Sorry... I've made you all laugh."

Alicia's words made all four of them, except for Xia Yuan, think the same thing: what exactly happened last night?

"Um....."

Ai Yin looked at Xia Yuan with a meaningful gaze, never expecting that Mr. Xia Yuan would be this kind of person.

Ai Yin cheered from the sidelines.

"No, wait a minute! Ellie, please explain this quickly."

Xia Yuan quickly waved his hand and looked at Alicia with an expectant gaze, hoping that she could prove his innocence.

At that moment, Xia Yuan could feel a sharp scythe close at hand to his neck.

But then, Alicia's words chilled Xia Yuan to the bone, making the misunderstanding even more complicated.

"Ugh... No, this won't do. Ellie is going to never get married. Xia Yuan, you have to take responsibility for Miss Pink Fairy."

Alicia covered her face with her hands, and the sound of her sobbing and whimpering could be heard by everyone.

Following closely behind was Dr. Tesla's enormous voice, an unprecedented scream... deafening.

"...This is troublesome."

Alicia couldn't help but smile slightly; clearly, this was a prank played on her by the pink fairy.

He could even feel Miss Blackie's scythe was right next to him.

After a while... once everyone had calmed down, Alicia explained the whole story to everyone.

The late-night encounter, the kind offer to stay overnight, and although it's true that I drank quite a bit of ice-cold beer, I absolutely did not do anything shameful.

"Oh dear... it's been so long since I've had this much fun drinking. I remember only feeling this happy a long time ago when I was drinking with Eden. I'm sorry... dear villain, I've caused you trouble~"

Alicia's gloomy expression vanished, replaced by a bright and cheerful smile.

Sure enough... women are fickle; their moods can change in an instant.

"Ah...it's nothing really."

Xia Yuan echoed, explaining that it was so that the other party could tease him again. However, Miss Hei Xi's gaze was still very serious. If it weren't for Xi'er's intervention, Xia Yuan felt that the other party had an urge to rush over and devour him.

"Hmph, you scoundrel, you have no common sense at all!"

Miss Kuroki said angrily.

"Ah, um... I'm sorry, I was too tired last night, so I shamelessly accepted the invitation. Could you please forgive me this time, kind Miss Kuroki?"

"Humph~"

Miss Kuroshi haughtily turned her little head away, her puffed-up expression was quite adorable. If I could, I would really like to poke her cheek to see if she would deflate.

"Hmm... As expected of Mr. Xia Yuan, you easily did something beyond common sense. It's not that we don't understand, but we don't know if the other people living here can accept it, since outsiders are not welcome here."

Ai Yin added from the side, clearly already immersed in the role.

"By the way...where did you two meet?"

Ai Yin suddenly thought of something and asked Xia Yuan.

“Well…” Alicia stammered, as if she hadn’t figured out how to explain it to the other person.

"On the shallow beach below the cliff."