Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Bronya said with a hint of resentment, "Now that we've already been discovered..."

Bronya deactivated the small invention she had previously found on the sleeping Dr. Tesla, a device that could minimize her presence and blend into her environment, making her undetectable to those around her.

Ever since realizing Velvey's abilities, Bronya had been hiding around Velvey, waiting for an opportunity to strike. However, due to the reminder from her foolish subordinate, Bronya was forced to reveal herself prematurely.

"You stupid subordinate, I'll deal with you after I win this game."

Bronya glanced at Xia Yuan's location with a slightly resentful look in her eyes.

But it doesn't matter anymore now~

All the other contestants have been eliminated, including the most troublesome masked chef. All that's left is to throw her off the platform onto the trampoline below, and victory will be Bronya's.

However, Xia Yuan's reminder from the referee's stand came too late.

At this moment, Velvi was already lying on the soft trampoline, turning her body over and resting her arms on her forehead. When she saw Bronya on the small platform she had built, she already knew what had just happened. She rubbed her temples helplessly, realizing that she had been too careless.

"I'm sorry... primary personality, in the end I was unable to help you."

[Expert~ It's not that you were careless, it's that you were too focused! You put all your energy into stacking blocks and ignored everything around you. But don't be discouraged, try again next time!]

"The Magician," Vilvi encouraged.

[The Spiral Spinning Game is out of the game]

The first Little Kiana Competition has ended. The winner is: Silver Wing Bumper Car Genius Brony.

[Reward: One Kiana!]

"Hey, I don't want to be a game prize!"

Upon waking up, little Kiana stretched out her tiny hand in Aponia's arms to express her protest and dissatisfaction.

[Achievement: Despicable Outsider]

Now that Xia Yuan has usurped the position of referee, isn't the reward entirely up to him? Xia Yuan waved his little hand at Bronya, who had won the game; he had already altered the prizes for winning the game.

Bronya gave Xia Yuan's referee's table a disdainful look.

It's one thing for a stupid subordinate to give herself a weird nickname, but even the competition rewards have changed. This is something Bronya cannot tolerate or accept. It seems she needs to have a deep conversation with her stupid subordinate.

Xia Yuan—Danger!

Just as Bronya used the grappling hook on Heavy Bunny 0019 to get to Xia Yuan's side, a crisp snapping sound rang out, and Bronya suddenly remembered something.

Many of Dr. Tesla's seemingly useless inventions had minor flaws.

For example, a Master Ball that can capture Honkai Beasts?

Or perhaps a magical gashapon machine that lets you draw all sorts of strange weapons? Or... some kind of intelligent robot that can wash your hair while you're upside down? Or maybe this little device that puts you into a quantum collapse state.

"Duck, before you start hitting me, could you please take a look at your body first?"

Just as Bronya was about to teach her disobedient and stupid subordinate a lesson, she noticed that her hand seemed to be semi-transparent, passing directly through Xia Yuan's body.

"Duck, is your soul leaving your body?"

Xia Yuan curiously reached out and touched Bronya, as if Bronya's body did not exist in front of him.

"You idiot subordinate, you can't even understand common sense that Kiana can understand. It seems I need to give you a lesson... I'm currently in a quantum superposition state. Due to Dr. Tesla's gadget, my body is in a quantum space. I'll return to normal in a while. And you idiot subordinate, where are you putting your hands!"

"Where do you see that this is common sense!"

But after Bronya pointed it out, and realizing that his little hand was in an inappropriate place, Xia Yuan slightly moved his hand, but unfortunately, he didn't feel anything...

"You idiot subordinate, you looked so regretful just now!"

"I don't!"

[Hmph, you humans have that~]

The Corruptor, attached to the typewriter, printed out a piece of paper in a tone that humans preferred.

"Staring—(???) (Disdain.jpg)"

With witnesses and physical evidence present, Xia Yuan was unable to even defend himself.

So~

Xia Yuan selectively changed the subject, which made him realize that it was extremely dangerous:

"Ahem... So, does that mean you've become a quantum being now, Duck Duck?"

“You idiot subordinate, believe it or not, Bronya will turn you into a Homunculus once she recovers from her quantum state.” Bronya emphasized again, “The two-dimensional Homunculus kind!”

Chapter 199 Snake's Great Escape

Xia Yuan glanced subconsciously at the papers scattered around the typewriter.

"If it's a two-dimensional Houmu creature... wait, isn't that made of paper?!"

Seeing Bronya's body rapidly returning to its physical form from the quantum state, and not wanting to be beaten into a paper doll by the sulking Bronya, Xia Yuan decided to strike first.

Bronya - Quantum Collapse State

【···】(Under restoration)

[Assessment: Extremely dangerous! Humans are advised to stay away immediately.]

"Quick, typewriter... hurry up and teleport Bronya away from me, or teleport me to a place where Bronya can never reach me!" Xia Yuan pleaded.

Humans, no matter how much you tap on me, it's useless. After all, I'm just an ordinary typewriter. Besides, you don't really care about me. You use me when you need me and abandon me when you don't. I have feelings too...

The Corruption Herrscher, attached to the Paradise printer, prints and states the objective facts.

In essence, her current body is indeed just a typewriter.

A moment of silence followed...

Another half hour passed.

Xia Yuan had been trying his best to coax the other party for a full half hour, and was already panting heavily.

Bronya, who had been listening to sweet talk for almost half an hour, looked at her stupid subordinate with extreme disgust. She had actually spent half an hour coaxing a broken typewriter!

She herself, who pays her stupid subordinates' salaries on time every month... cough cough, every year, has never enjoyed this kind of treatment. Doesn't that mean that in her stupid subordinates' eyes, she is not even as good as a typewriter?

[Ahem... I really can't do anything with humans, this is a one-time exception~]

The satisfied Herrscher of Corruption mimicked the tone of the Fairy of the Spring and activated the teleportation function.

But just as Xia Yuan was about to teleport, Bronya's illusory body had recovered from the quantum collapse state, and at the instant of teleportation... Bronya's fingertips touched Xia Yuan's shoulder.

[Transferring to the next game... Please wait]

[Matching participants...]

Snake Battle Royale

Try to escape from the endless stream of "infinitely regenerating snakes" high in the sky. Be careful not to get swallowed by these adorable snakes!

"Wait, battle royale? And snakes? Why am I in the game too?!"

Xia Yuan looked at the changing scene before him with a sense of helplessness.

There was only a wide road in front of me, constructed of pure white blocks, with no cover or fences on either side, and it seemed to be very, very far off the ground...

"Let it be a game, as long as Bronya isn't around right now."

"Looks like things didn't go as planned by some idiot subordinate."

Having just escaped the fate of being beaten into a paper doll by Bronya, and before Xia Yuan could even relax, the warm breath and words from her ear made him tense up, staring stiffly at the wide road ahead, not daring to move an inch.

"Why is Bronya here with me?!"

【Cute humans, I had no choice~】

[Who told Bronya to put her hand on you at the last moment before teleporting?]

"Then let's think of a way to send Bronya back... or I can teleport her back!"

【很遗憾...可爱的人类，在游戏期间我无法介入，不过没关系的，不就是被布洛妮娅揍成二维生物嘛，到时候不是还有我来陪着人类你嘛~】

[The Corruptor is preparing to make her escape...]

The Corruption Herrscher seemed to offer no response; when disaster strikes, everyone flees for their lives, and Xia Yuan appeared to have resigned himself to his fate.

"...Duck, I admit defeat. Please be quick about it."

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

Humans are in pain T_T

Miss Corruptor imitated Xia Yuan and objectively recorded the facts with a typewriter.

"Now you know how to cry out in pain?"

"Where did your arrogant demeanor and unyielding attitude go, you stupid subordinate?"

Bronya reached out her small hand and groped around Xia Yuan's body until it stopped at his waist, where she gave it a quick pinch.

"Hmm... Bronya is so understanding, how could I dare~"

Xia Yuan dared not make any move.

They were afraid Bronya would use her full strength, and they didn't know who Bronya had learned this move from.

"Hehe, of course I learned it from you!"

Just then, Little Kiana, like a little worm in Xia Yuan's stomach, answered his questions and was teleported above him by the Corruption Herrscher who was attached to the typewriter, landing steadily on Xia Yuan's shoulder.

"Wow, Little Qi No. 1 has landed perfectly!"

Kiana, holding her hands high, sat on Xia Yuan's shoulders and cheered.

"Not perfect at all... You stupid bug, get off me right now!"

Xia Yuan emphasized.

But Kiana declared confidently, "I don't want to!"

"This is Xia Yuan's punishment for shrinking me. Don't you dare shake yourself and throw me off, or I'll have Bronya teach that disobedient subordinate a lesson for me."

"Look at me, up and down, left and right, BABA! From now on, Xia Yuan, you are my mount~"

Not only can you ride on Xia Yuan, who calls himself an idiot, but you can also command him to move forward, run, attack, dodge, defend, and perform a series of other actions.

"I'm not a mount... and the top of my head isn't a place for you to input game cheat codes!"

But at this moment, Kiana had already tied Xia Yuan's curly hair into a pretty bow.

Qi Bao's behavior elicited a soft chuckle from Bronya.

"Pfft~"

"Silly subordinate, this hairstyle suits you perfectly now! (smile~smile~)"

"Hey, you little bug that's made its home on my shoulder, listen up... get off me right now, or I'm going to get angry!"

A crisp sound followed from above.

Kiana playfully tapped the melon in front of her with the back of her hand, winked mischievously, and said to Bronya, "Hehe, Bronya, look... it seems like this little violet melon named Xia Yuan in front of us is ripe~"

"How about we split Bronya in half and eat him?"

Kiana seems to have grown fond of her current tiny form.

What's the use of being angry? He's still being ridden on by me, letting me tease him as I please. I'll even tie two cute ponytails for Xia Yuan later, just like mine.

Little Kiana happily swung her little feet.

But clearly, Xia Yuan wouldn't let Little Kiana sit on his shoulders and run wild for too long.

Chapter 200 The Super Cute Little Mebius

"Oh~ really?"

"I seem to remember that some stupid bug wanted to kidnap me to the moon and trade me for snacks with Bronya? Or was I just hallucinating?"

Seeing that Qibao wouldn't get off his shoulder, Xia Yuan deliberately said something.

"I didn't!"

Kiana retorted.

However, Xia Yuan's words aroused the attention and vigilance of Bronya, who was standing beside him.

"Huh? You idiot Kiana... there's such a thing?"