Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"Uh... just call me boss."

The raven seemed somewhat uncomfortable with being called that by Xia Yuan.

"Okay, Boss Crow, what do we do next?"

After a moment of silence... his own way of addressing himself seemed even stranger.

Raven has a good memory. She remembers that it was the typewriter that teleported her and her group into this space. If she is not mistaken, she should be able to return to reality with the help of that typewriter.

But now a problem lay before Raven: she didn't know how to use the typewriter. With a sliver of hope, she asked her future bartender, who was being held aloft:

"Xia Yuan, do you know how to use that retro typewriter?"

"No problem, Boss Yaya~"

“Very good. In short, I will do my best to intercept them. After that, I will ask Xia Yuan to start that typewriter so that we can get back to reality as soon as possible.”

Swish-

Raven used his dagger to free Xia Yuan from his restraints and led him out of the smoke. The scene before them was naturally seen by Ellie on the referee's bench, who blew her little whistle.

shhh-

"Where are you taking my little Xia Yuan, that Raven player who's already been eliminated from the rest area?!"

Chapter 195 The Body, the Body Has Shrank!

"Raven, please stop immediately..."

"Taking Xia Yuan away without permission is a serious violation. Return Xia Yuan to her immediately, or Ai Li will put a yellow card on your pretty face."

But then Ellie suddenly realized that the raven seemed to be running towards her.

"Wait... Attacking the referee is also a violation of the game rules!"

Alice quickly shielded her magic wand in front of her, but Raven ignored Alice and instead led Xia Yuan past her, heading straight for the magical Paradise Typewriter.

At the same time~

"Cough cough, that stings! They actually used a smoke bomb on me."

Kiana cleared away the smoke in front of her, searching for Xia Yuan, her gaming buddy with whom she could exchange snacks.

"Hmph, that hooded woman will pay a heavy price for what she just did."

Cough cough--

As the surrounding smoke gradually dissipated, Kiana and the Spring Fairy both turned their gazes toward Raven. They exchanged a glance and, in perfect unison, entered the Imaginary Space to chase after Raven.

"Anyway, I'm leaving the rest to you, Xia Yuan. I'll do my best to hold off the three of them, I guess..."

The raven led Xia Yuan to the typewriter.

"Boss Crow, please don't give me these instructions like you're giving your last will and testament. We can definitely escape from Ellie and Kiana's clutches!"

I hope so...

Her instincts as a mercenary kicked in, and she noticed three pairs of eyes staring at her simultaneously.

[Raven—Danger!]

Facing three Herrschers at the same time—the Herrscher of the Void, the Herrscher of the End, and the Herrscher of Man—Raven's current mood is unimaginable. Even if the former sect leader were to come, he probably wouldn't have any hope of winning.

"Ha, I really do have some courage..."

Raven chuckled self-deprecatingly. Now, all he could do was hope that Mr. Xia Yuan could activate that teleportation typewriter as soon as possible... If those three didn't intend to get serious, he should be able to hold out for a few more seconds, right?

The two imaginary spaces that appeared out of thin air directly crossed the raven.

Kiana and the Spring Fairy were about to reach out their little hands and grab Xia Yuan directly into the Imaginary Space.

But the ravens spotted it in time.

Pulling at Xia Yuan's collar, she pulled him away just in time. The Spring Spirit's fingertips were only a hair's breadth away from Xia Yuan, who was engrossed in starting the typewriter.

"Annoying hooded woman, stay out of my way."

Miss Spring Fairy emerged from the imaginary space, looking displeased at the raven before her, with countless parasols constructed from spears of the sub-space poised to strike.

The raven has nowhere to retreat...

Having disturbed herself and humans time and again, the Spring Spirit is now serious.

Looking at the dense array of sub-aerial spears in the air and beneath his feet, Raven chuckled self-deprecatingly. He must have lasted about five seconds, right? In that short time, could Xia Yuan really start that typewriter?

Miss Raven raised her hands above her head in a gesture of surrender.

Meanwhile, on Xia Yuan's side...

"Xia Yuan~~ Stop struggling in vain, why don't you just come with me to the moon and wait for the snacks Bronya brings? Hehe, half of them will be yours~"

"Huh? Half of it is mine?!"

Although Xia Yuan was somewhat tempted...

But in order to save his Miss Raven, he pressed a button on the typewriter without hesitation.

"Xia Yuan, stop! Don't press that button on the typewriter!"

Ellie, who arrived shortly after, quickly stopped Xia Yuan's actions. Ellie looked somewhat flustered, as if pressing that button would lead to something extremely terrible.

But those who uphold human law are still a step too late...

A wave pattern spread outwards from the typewriter.

"You annoying hooded woman, do you have any last words?"

Raven: "Yes~"

Miss Spring Fairy: "Hmph, speak up!"

Raven: "Give me back my island villa!"

Miss Spring Fairy: "........(Snaps her fingers.)"

The Spring Fairy, who was about to snap her fingers, suddenly found that her hands had become much smaller, and she couldn't even see her fingers anymore.

Little Sirin, who had shrunk and now had no fingers: "My...my body?!"

Kiana, who shrunk into a paramecium-like creature, exclaimed, "Eh? Why did I get so small?"

"Waaaaah... Ellie just turned back to normal~"

And then there's Alicia, who transformed back into the fairy Alicia as soon as she grew up.

Xia Yuan, Miss Raven, and the other contestants were not affected in any way. On the contrary, Ai Li, Kiana, and the others who had been chasing Xia Yuan were transformed into cute, armed doll-sized figures.

Although the typewriter did not teleport him and Miss Raven away, the situation had clearly reversed.

The three women, who were originally acting as hunters, have now become the prey.

Kiana is attempting to escape.

[Caught!]

"I've been...I've been picked up! Quick, let me go! >_<"

Little Kiana struggled back and forth as Xia Yuan picked her up, but at this moment, she was like a single-celled worm and obviously could not escape Xia Yuan's palm.

Not far away, the Spear of the Spring Spirit was also getting smaller and smaller as her body changed.

"You wretched hooded woman, what have you done to the great spirit of the spring?!"

"What did I do? I didn't do anything!"

The raven shrugged.

Looking at the little guy who couldn't even reach her knees, Raven shook her head and couldn't help but laugh out loud. Ha... Herrscher of the Void, you've finally met your end.

"Damn it... how dare you mock the great spirit of the spring! Take this spear!"

The small parasol formed from the Spear of the Void blasted towards Raven, but was bounced off just before hitting Raven's trouser leg.

"Tsk, are you tickling me? Our little Herrscher of the Void, did you not eat?"

"Could you use a little more force?"

The adorable Spring Fairy was furious. She strolled over to Raven's feet and punched Raven's trouser leg with her little hand. Raven chuckled and pinched the little girl's cheek, lifting her up.

"Damn it! How dare they treat the great spirit of the spring like this! When I return to normal, I swear I'll poke your ass hard with my Void Spear! Ugh... go easy on me!"

"Then let's wait until you, Herrscher of the Void, return to your original form before we talk about it~"

After a while, a satisfied Ms. Raven brought the [Little Sirin] who had been tormented for so long to Xia Yuan's side, seemingly having had enough of squeezing it, and handed it over to Xia Yuan to deal with.

Chapter 196 The Adorable Little Sirin

But little Sirin's cheeks looked as if they had been...

"Ah Quan, why is your little face so swollen?"

Xia Yuan hugged Xiao Xilin with great heartache; the child's face was swollen like a little pig.

Upon seeing Xia Yuan, Miss Spring Spirit seemed to have found her pillar of support. She immediately pointed her little finger at the raven in front of her and expressed her dissatisfaction with him in a very resentful and indignant tone:

"Human, quickly help me beat up this hooded woman to avenge me. After it's done, the great spirit of the spring will grant you any wish or request."

"Oh? It seems you, Herrscher of the Void, haven't had enough of being pinched yet, and want to do it again?"

"You, you dare!"

But Raven only took a small step, and little Xilin seemed to have developed a serious psychological trauma from what had just happened. She quickly buried her head in Xia Yuan's arms and trembled.

Looking at the aggrieved little Xilin burying her head in his arms, Xia Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Is this what they mean by saying the harshest things while doing the most cowardly things? No wonder she's the adorable Spring Fairy.

Xia Yuan placed the little Xilin in his arms to the left of little Qiyana, so that she could keep the insects company.

The joy of splitting a worm in two~

Then.....

Xia Yuan turned to look at Alicia to Kiana's right, stroking his chin.

"Little Ellie, Bug, A-Quan, tell me how I should punish you now?"

"One wants to use me as a game prize, another wants to kidnap me to the moon to trade for snacks with Bronya, and yet another wants me to help them apply sunscreen on the beach. The last one isn't out of the question..."

Xia Yuan inadvertently caught a glimpse of Raven's gaze beside him.

"Cough cough... Not the last one!"

In order to leave a good impression on his future boss, Xia Yuan emphasized.

At this moment, the three little girls, Ellie, Kiana, and Xilin, sat in front of Xia Yuan, their little heads bowed, seemingly understanding what kind of treatment they would face next, and showing great obedience and docility.

"Xia Yuan, please forgive Ai Li this time, okay?"

Ellie clutched Xia Yuan's sleeve, her big, watery eyes gazing at him expectantly as she coaxed him.

[The Herrscher of Humanity, unwilling to face punishment, attempts to get away with being cute.]

Please... please... please...

The Corruption Herrscher, attached to the typewriter, was repeating Alicia's words.

A printed white sheet of paper appeared in front of Xia Yuan and the three adorable little ones. The handwriting on it gave Ai Li an immediate urge to dismantle the broken typewriter.

"Human, my loyal knight, quickly restore your most admired queen to her original form. After it's done... whatever your wish may be, the great spirit of the spring will grant it for you~"

[Cough cough...]

【Great Spring Spirit, could you please give me the snacks humans promised and your beach chair?】

Before Xia Yuan could even decide what his wish was, the Corruptor, who was attached to the typewriter in Paradise, asked him.

Question marks popped up above Xiao Xilin's head.

After glancing at the typewriter in front of her and pausing for a moment in silence, Xiao Xilin spoke:

"Hmph, you're just a typewriter, you don't even have a mouth, how are you going to eat snacks?"

[Hmm, this is not something you, the great Spring Spirit, need to worry about. Just nod your head, and I can turn you back to your original form~]

The spirit of the spring thought for a moment...

This strange typewriter lay on its beach chair, eating snacks and chips that humans had bought for it, while its subjects took care of and served it.