Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Seeing that the other party was still unconscious, Padofelis, dressed in very revealing clothing, emerged from the mouth of the [can].

"Hiss... It's so cold, so cold, meow (>_<)"

The girl was shivering from the cold.

Padofelis, who had only been out for less than half a minute, wanted to crawl back into the [can].

"Ha~~"

Pado exhaled a breath of warm air from her hand and slowly extended it toward Xia Yuan's cheek.

"Hmm... my cheeks are so cold, but thankfully I can still feel a faint breath."

"Brother Xia Yuan, this is the second time we've saved you. If you wake up, we'll double the price of the goods and then sell them to you at 70% of the original price!"

The girl took a deep breath, mentally prepared herself after making her own plans.

Pado leaned forward and pressed her hands against Xia Yuan's chest.

Chapter 157 Whose little Padma is this?

until......

Padoflis's lips slowly approached Xia Yuan's mouth.

call--

The hot breath coming from the girl's mouth.

Feeling the warmth of his lips, the unconscious Xia Yuan subconsciously responded to Padofelis, wanting to receive the last bit of warmth in the bitter cold.

"?!"

At this moment, Padofelis was like a flustered kitten, somewhat bewildered by Xia Yuan's sudden actions, and frantically trying to escape from his side.

But this time, unlike last time, Xia Yuan didn't remain unconscious for a long time before waking up.

Just now...

Xia Yuan quietly opened his eyes, looking at the large feline creature pressing down on him—or rather, Padofelis, who was nestled in a "can of food"—and whispered a request:

"Pado, could you please move your butt a little bit...?"

"You are too heavy now. My body is almost numb from the weight."

The shy Padofelis immediately became unhappy after hearing Xia Yuan's words!

Padofelis was about to come out of the [can] and reason with Xia Yuan, but the cold outside made the girl back down, and she shrank back into the [can].

It's definitely more comfortable staying inside a can...

"Cough cough... What the hell, meow? Brother Xia Yuan, I did all this to save you, and this is how you repay your savior? You even said I was heavy! Apologize to me right now, meow!"

Padoflis's voice came from inside the [can].

"Is there a train to pick us up? (Hands on hips! ￣??)"

At this moment, Xia Yuan found the other person's hands-on-hips posture and expression both cute and somewhat comical.

"Well, that's a long story..."

But before Xia Yuan could speak, Padofelis interrupted him.

"Um... Stop, stop. Anyway, Xia Yuan, don't try to change the subject. Pretty girls absolutely won't allow anyone to say they're fat. That's what Sister Ai Li said!"

Padofelis replied confidently.

"Shall we continue with what we were talking about? I remember I briefly lost consciousness and didn't realize how a certain kitten was going to save me. How about we demonstrate it again, Pado?"

Seeing the faint smile on the other person's lips, the girl blushed.

"Um... Brother Xia Yuan, you didn't see everything just now, did you?!"

"What do you see? Wasn't that [Canned Food] giving me CPR?"

Xia Yuan looked up at the sky and pretended to be stupid.

"Alright, Xia Yuan, you were faking your unconsciousness from the beginning, weren't you? Give us back our feelings!"

Filled with shame and indignation, the girl swung her cat-like fists and unleashed a barrage of cat-like punches, relentlessly pounding Xia Yuan's chest.

"Pado, be gentle, be gentle... My little chest can't take this kind of torture. If this continues, I might really die. Pado, can you bear to do this?"

"Hmph, this is the last time!"

"Padoflis said angrily."

"Brother Xia Yuan, tell me... what exactly are you up to by coming here to find me?"

"But Pado, wasn't it after you broke into a house and were wanted by Destiny... that I came here to pick you up, Pado?"

Xia Yuan countered with a question to Padofelis, who was still sitting on his lap.

"Ahem... What do you mean by burglary? Those shiny gold nuggets were right under our noses, like delicious dried fish, clearly tempting us. It would be such a waste not to take them, meow..."

"Wait? (Be alert!)"

"Pado, say it again... say it again, what did you steal?!"

Thinking he had misheard, Xia Yuan trembled, revealing a hint of numbness, and asked Padofelis again.

"Hey, Brother Xia Yuan, we already said it, it's taking, not robbing!"

It's just a pile of shiny gold nuggets. We've seen plenty of those back in the days of the Firemoth. What's wrong with giving a little to help the poor little kitten?

Padofelis said to Xia Yuan in a coquettish tone.

"Napado...where did you put those shiny gold bars?"

Xia Yuan, who was almost suffocating under the weight of Phyllis, seemed to understand why Phyllis was so heavy.

"Hehe, of course I hid them inside the cans~"

After Padofelis finished speaking, she reached out and stroked the round belly of the [canned food], and then...

A pile of glittering gold bars was spat out of the [canned food]'s mouth and presented to Xia Yuan.

"Brother Xia Yuan, look, we're rich now! Once we get these stolen goods..."

"Ahem, these gold bars were a donation from a kind company. After they're transported to the train and exchanged for cash, we'll split it 20/80. Xia Yuan, you get two shares, and we get eight. Where's the [Red Kite] train? We can't wait!"

The girl in front of him seemed to want to drag Xia Yuan onto a pirate ship.

"Forget it... it's too late. Pado, come with me to Tianming to turn yourself in, while there's still time."

As the other person's weight decreased significantly, Xia Yuan suddenly stood up and grabbed Padofelis's wrist.

"Huh? I don't want to turn myself in, meow!"

"If you insist on dragging us to turn ourselves in, Brother Xia Yuan, we'll say it was you who ordered it."

"You just touched these shiny gold nuggets, there's definitely your fingerprints on them, Brother Xia Yuan. The evidence is overwhelming, Brother Xia Yuan, no amount of denial will help!"

Padofelis had a sudden inspiration and quickly said to Xia Yuan.

"Brother Xia Yuan, think about it carefully. If you and Sister Ai Li have this money, you will never have to live a hard life again. You can buy as many dried fish as you want to eat."

The girl patiently and persuasively explained.

“Pado, you’re right. If it weren’t for the dried fish at the end, I would have almost believed you all. But now, you should come with me and honestly go to Tianming to turn yourself in.”

Xia Yuan took out the handkerchief that Xi'er had once given him and wiped away the fingerprints that were related to him.

"Ugh... Brother Xia Yuan, why are you so stubborn and won't listen to advice!"

"It's because you wouldn't listen to advice, Pado... isn't that right?"

"Anyway, we don't care. Anyone who tries to get their hands on these shiny gold nuggets will have to... they'll have to get past us first!"

Padofelis held him tightly in her arms.

Seeing the other person's current state, Xia Yuan spoke in a tone similar to that of coaxing a child:

"Pado, be good, listen to me, let's not turn ourselves in to Tianming, let's just return these gold nuggets to them, okay?"

Just then, the pair of ears on the top of [Canned Food]'s head suddenly twitched. Padofelis vaguely heard footsteps coming rapidly from the snow several kilometers away in her direction.

Chapter 158 I'm not worried about the safety of the bad guys!

"Wait, Brother Xia Yuan, I think I heard footsteps coming from afar."

As Xia Yuan looked in the direction Padofelis was pointing, the arm that emerged from the mouth of the [canned food] stuffed all the glittering gold nuggets he was protecting into his mouth.

However, the surfaces of those glittering gold nuggets showed slight signs of melting.

"Hmm... It must be that purple-haired aunt who keeps following us again. Brother Xia Yuan, think of something quick, meow! If we get caught like this, we'll definitely be tied to the barbecue grill and turned into delicious roasted meat, meow!"

"Auntie with purple hair?!"

Xia Yuan seemed to have thought of something...

But seeing Padofelis inside the can, pacing back and forth with her paws raised, looking so adorable, made me put aside my original thoughts.

"Brother Xia Yuan, let's run quickly."

[Canned] grabbed Xia Yuan's arm, seemingly wanting to throw him onto his back.

But Xia Yuan not only didn't move, he switched from defense to offense, mobilizing all his strength to find a foothold.

With just a lever-like support point, Xia Yuan could easily lift the several hundred-pound Padofelis and, with her unable to resist, prop the now ton-heavy Padofelis up in the snowdrift.

"Hmm? (Be alert!)"

Padofelis looked into the other person's eyes, which were staring directly at her.

"Brother Xia Yuan, what are you going to do to us? I'm warning you, don't you dare lay a hand on us! If Sister Ai Li finds out, she definitely won't let you get away with it!"

The girl's shyness was tinged with a hint of panic.

"No... Pado, you overestimate your sister Airi. She'll probably just be happily eating potato chips on the sidelines, and say that your shouts aren't energetic enough. After all, Airi loves everyone, but she also likes to tease everyone."

"Hey, what time is it? Stop joking around! Brother Xia Yuan, come with us quickly, that purple-haired auntie is almost here!"

"Leaving is probably impossible, but we can do this..."

Immediately afterward, before Xia Yuan could finish speaking, he pushed the thick, white snow around him and buried Padofelis.

"Help, help! Xia Yuan, what you're doing is illegal!"

Padofelis struggled violently in the snowdrift, waving her cat paws.

"From a certain perspective, Pado, you're hiding in the [canned food]. We're not even the same species. Besides, you robbed a bank, so what's the point of talking about legality? Just stay inside."

Xia Yuan buried it even more diligently.

"Brother Xia Yuan, um...no, stop!"

"If you continue like this, you will not only lose yourself, but you will also lose your lovely little Paddy forever!"

“Those shiny gold nuggets are just chocolates that look similar to each other... We just wanted you and Sister Ai Li to taste the sweet flavor.”

But Padofelis's voice was gradually drowned out by the snowdrifts.

"What? Pado, what did you say? Speak louder, I can't hear you..."

Xia Yuan lay face down in the snowdrift, his ear pressed against it.

"Brother Xia Yuan, you're such an idiot!"

Padofelis, beneath the snowdrift, let out an angry shout.

"What? Pado, speak louder, I still can't hear you..."

No one answered from under the snowdrift this time.

At this moment, Xia Yuan was sitting on the snowdrift, and buried under the snowdrift was a can of food. Inside the can was a girl named Padofilis, who was holding a shiny gold nugget, and inside the gold nugget was a sweet chocolate.

But the purple-haired aunt that Padovaphilis mentioned is already on her way...

"Shh~"

Xia Yuan gestured for Padofilis, who was standing in the snowdrift with only her eyes showing, to be quiet.

"Pado, don't make a sound or move around. I've already heard the footsteps of that purple-haired aunt you mentioned coming. Anyway, leave the rest to me. I'll go and distract her."

After Xia Yuan finished speaking, he spread the snowflakes in his hand under himself and slowly got up to cover up the footprints that Pado had left before, completing the last piece of the puzzle of "Pado Phyllis in the Snowdrift".

Then~