Therefore, a joyful atmosphere permeated all the scenic spots and games throughout the universe.
However, Helena, the dormitory supervisor, grabbed him from his bed and threw him out of the dormitory. X, looking disheveled, yawned and leisurely put on his long-unwashed casual sportswear. The clothes were theoretically blue, but because they hadn't been washed in a long time, they looked bluish-black.
"If you can't find a job, you'll have to behave yourself."
I vaguely remember the tears that welled up back then. I remember being just like that back then, lively and full of hope, thinking that a bright future awaited me. But I kept hitting walls when I was looking for a job. It was so sad. Sigh, that's how young people are. They'll become more docile when they get to my age.
"Ouch! Ouch! Pinch me gently, it hurts so much, Helena, the dorm supervisor!"
Perhaps Helena, who was holding her arms, overheard X's mutterings, which made him look like a颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a sense of listlessness, decadence, or apathy) middle-aged man. As a result, the purple-haired, older beauty grabbed X by the ear and dragged him straight from the ground to the dormitory manager's room, ignoring X's loud shouts along the way.
As for the Chaldea students who were preparing to travel during graduation season, they didn't pay much attention to this. After all, such things were a kind of 'lesson' between the ancient senior who was still holed up in the dormitory after graduation and Helena, the dormitory manager who was always worried about her. In short, they were used to it.
"If it weren't for you constantly nagging about fighting the Artoria race, I'd already have a job, okay!"
"I really tried my best..."
“Locusta, who graduated at the same time as you, has already become a purple-rank apothecary at the Nova Rome headquarters. X, you need to pay more attention…” Helena said, pinching X’s cheek with a look of exasperation. “She even introduced you to the staff at the Rome headquarters before, and you almost beat up their current president as soon as you arrived…”
"Isn't this Nero with an Artoria-like face? My radar went off, there was nothing I could do about it, and I apologized afterwards."
"You're just standing there without saying anything, aren't you?"
"Waaah, I'm so sorry, I'll never do it again."
"There will be a next time, huh... Anyway, pay a little attention, at least dress a bit neater. You look like some kind of thug."
"Okay, okay," X replied perfunctorily. "By the way, when is dinner served, Helena? My stomach is rumbling."
"...Wait a minute, really. Thunder, you're probably going to start creating the world inside your belly."
"Hey hey hey."
"By the way, there's something I need to tell you."
After having a free meal at Helena's dormitory, the mysterious heroine X strolled around the academy. The air conditioning in the academy's staircases and corridors had been turned off due to the approaching graduation season, making it feel as stuffy as a hot planet.
With each big step the blonde girl took, her twin ponytails swayed. Sweat beaded on her forehead, and the girl was full of vibrant energy. Seeing her energetic and imposing stride forward, one could conclude that she seemed completely oblivious to the changing seasons.
After all, no one would wear a hat and a blue scarf at the same time on a hot day.
"Oh, it's Senior X! What brings you out today?"
"Okay, fine..."
However, perhaps because she hadn't left her dorm room for a long time, X felt the air was burning hot and her face was stinging after taking a shower. This feeling was even stronger when unfamiliar students greeted her.
Therefore, X simply wrapped the scarf around his face, leaving only his eyes exposed, and then ran quickly and methodically toward the school playground.
Oh my god, Helena, the dorm supervisor, said that someone from the Galactic Police is coming to our college to recruit these days? Is it true? The Galactic Police would need more applicants? And the application process can't be that simple, right?
Perhaps Principal Edison was tricked by someone; he shouldn't have come. Even if it were true, I'm not sure I could succeed...
"Name."
When X came to her senses, she found herself at the Galaxy Police recruitment fair that Helena, the dormitory manager, had specifically mentioned. Since it was getting dark, there weren't many people left, and she seemed to be the last one. So, her blank expression turned into a forced smile.
"...Ah, my name?"
"What do you think?"
The silver-haired youth sitting in front of X had a comical quality to him; his gentle smile and his beautiful, wave-like silver hair shimmered under the light.
"Mysterious Heroine X!"
"age."
"It's a secret."
"If all goes well, this will be written into the file."
"But I don't think I can succeed..."
"Giving up on yourself? Interesting."
"There's no way around it. I was originally created to deal with the Saber problem. I remember the Saber problem has become a social issue, but I haven't seen a single one in a long time. I've dedicated a lot of time to training to stand at the pinnacle of Saber..."
"Saber issue? I've never heard of that."
"You actually don't know?"
"I really don't know..."
"Haven't you noticed? Lately, many faces across the universe look very similar, from CEOs of large corporations to lowly knights training on desolate planets. They all look exactly alike, almost like some kind of virus. And that's what I'm planning to deal with."
"It seems true."
The silver-haired youth nodded slightly, which brought an unexpected surprise to the mysterious female protagonist, X.
Because this is the first person to express herself in this way. In the past, whether it was teachers or students, their reactions to her words were always, "What nonsense are you talking about in broad daylight?", "Are you kidding me?", "Copy the school rules a hundred times, that's the punishment for missing my class!", "Senior, your idea is so good it could be used to write a novel or a secret letter to your friends," and so on.
"So, what efforts have you made in this regard?"
The air here wasn't filled with the weak, cold wind from the old air conditioner in the dormitory, but rather with warm air that overflowed from the playground, even hotter than outside. Yet this person didn't break a sweat, and could even nonchalantly drink the hot tea beside him. He was truly an unfathomable police officer.
The mysterious heroine thought to herself, while simultaneously clenching her sleeves and struggling to find the right words to reply.
"I once saved an ancient dynasty from crisis on a small planet, resolved the internal strife of the human unification guild on a medium-sized planet in a certain space, and drove away invaders from other universes, but these are all trivial matters, and I don't remember them at all."
"Invaders from other universes?"
The silver-haired youth's eyebrows froze at a surprised angle for a moment, but then rose high again in the next instant.
"Is it an evil god?"
"Yes, it seems to be called the Evil God, but before my Nameless Victory Sword, there is absolutely no opponent!"
"In that case, you've passed."
"...Thank you for your encouragement, I'll try harder next time—wait, what?"
Instead of hearing the usual rejection, X was slightly taken aback by the response of agreement.
Wait a minute, I haven't read any novels like "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with an Unemployed, Homebody," have I? You mean I've been unemployed and living in a dorm for thirty years since graduation, and suddenly a galactic policeman brings me into the notoriously difficult-to-hit galactic police department, allowing me to smoothly reach the pinnacle of my life, and possibly even become the police chief managing an entire cosmic domain? I can't hold back my laughter...
"In that case, let's sign this contract first."
"A contract? Shouldn't the Space Police be files?"
"After all, this process requires an application, so let's sign this contract first."
"it is good!"
X signed his name without hesitation, imagining the wonderful days to come and even drooling with anticipation.
But X soon realized that 'one shouldn't be too happy about becoming a Servant too soon'.
First, instead of immediately starting work, she was taken by the silver-haired youth to the Space Police University located at the center of the universe, where she met a man wearing a black mask who claimed to be Migal at the school gate.
"I'll train her for a year at the intensity of an agent and an archangel detective until she's ready to graduate. Thank you for your help."
"Wait, shouldn't the police academy's curriculum be four hundred years?! How come it's only one year???"
Listening to the silver-haired youth's conversation with the fascinated Caleb, X couldn't help but complain.
"Didn't you deal with an evil god before? So this level of intensity should be acceptable..." The silver-haired youth smiled slightly. "X, you don't think that you can become a police officer just by learning everything, do you? Necessary learning is still necessary, and that's how I got here."
In the legend of the Lord of the Cosmic Order, when the so-called Satan persuaded Eve to eat the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, he must have also shown such an innocent smile!
As a chill crept up her spine, the mysterious heroine X was absolutely certain of it.
"Waaaaaah, Mysterious Via, I regret it!"
But the next second, a contract was placed on the girl's face, and the enigmatic Via said with a half-smile.
"Change your mind? I don't know, what are you talking about? It's probably just discomfort, you'll feel better after staying a few more days."
Only then did X realize that the contract stated:
As a special application, the applicant must acquire the necessary credits within a year and, after successfully passing the joint entrance exam, participate in the annual cosmic exam, achieving a total score no lower than the admission score of the police academies in various space domains. Both of these requirements must be met; otherwise, the special application will not be approved.
—Department of Cosmic Order
"Seriously, boss? The training intensity is 400 times higher than normal, and there's an exam too?" X asked, glancing sideways at the mysterious Via while confirming that this wasn't a hallucination. "Please, I'm one of the worst students at Higher Chaldea Academy. I'm not going to bother you, are you going to find someone else, boss?"
"No, since you say you've defeated an evil god, then you definitely can. I can also be your teacher and give you nighttime tutoring."
"Heh, you're just making empty promises to me again."
"I believe you."
"Even if you say that..." the mysterious heroine X continued in a forceful tone, "What you can't do, you just can't do!"
“I can be your roommate and go through these training sessions with you. I’ll also give you academic tutoring at night. In short, I won’t be a hands-off manager. And I’m very sorry that you signed the contract before you finished reading it.” Mysterious Via raised her head, her tone very gentle. “I searched for a long time before finding you, X.”
"This is so difficult. If I fail, I feel like I'll become withdrawn."
"Is it absolutely unacceptable?"
"If I don't accept, will you be able to find someone else, boss?"
"While it may not be certain, I certainly cannot find a student in the short term who can defeat an evil god before graduation."
"Hearing you say that, Boss, it's true." The mysterious female protagonist X smiled faintly, casually adjusting her hat, and hesitantly asked the mysterious Via, "So you mean, we're going to sleep together tonight? Isn't that a bit too fast? And roommates and stuff..."
"Any questions?"
"Isn't it love at first sight...?" the mysterious heroine murmured, her face suddenly turning red.
"Female lead x Aren't you a ninja?"
"?"
Upon hearing this, the mysterious female protagonist glanced at herself. Since she had been holding her scarf under half of her face, it was quite normal for her to be mistaken for a ninja.
"Also, I have a woman I like."
"??? Why emphasize women?"
This sentence completely confused the mysterious female protagonist, X, to the point that her expression turned quite ugly, and even her voice changed tone:
"Do you think I'm a man, boss?"
"Isn't that right? What girl would leave a piece of clothing that's practically worn out without washing it? Of course, we can't rule out that possibility, like someone living in a cramped apartment, but Xiao X, you're a recent graduate, you shouldn't be like that. Even if it's called the female lead, you can't determine the gender based on the name, and judging from your appearance, you definitely wouldn't be—"
"All of you Sabers except me, and the boss, may die!"
Although the process was somewhat bumpy, the mysterious heroine X eventually passed the police joint exam and the space exam a year later, successfully completing her special application and thus changing her name to the mysterious heroine XX.
But the good days were still far from over, because the area where she and Mysterious Via were located was a poor, understaffed, and lawless zone in the M87 Nebula. In particular, there wasn't even an interstellar police station there, meaning that Mysterious Via and XX needed to find someone to build one first.
My god, isn't our boss incredibly unreliable? Why do I feel like he's the one being suppressed, even though he clearly has connections? Could it be that he's the heir to a losing faction in a power struggle? Does that mean my future is hopeless...?
In a construction company near a small spaceport on a border planet, he watched as his boss discussed plans for building the interstellar police station with a small, humanoid mouse—the foreman of the 432nd squad of the Mahakala Construction Bureau, a large construction company that originated in the Indian space domain and was ranked among the top.
It's strange, but XX always felt that Daheitian was building a police station for her boss at a loss, but she didn't understand the specific reason. It couldn't possibly be because he was lusting after his boss's good looks, could it? It didn't seem like it...
Anyway, it's good that it was built. It would have been even better if I hadn't found out later that my salary had been used by the boss to pay for the police station's facilities. Well, although the mysterious Via said that his own salary was also used to pay for the facilities, the more I thought about it, the more suspicious it seemed. I felt that my innocent self had been deceived by the boss.
"XX, isn't Via here?"
Just as XX was reminiscing about the past while struggling with the old-fashioned claw machine, a voice suddenly rang out from the side, startling her instantly. She instinctively let go of the claw from the doll that resembled the mysterious Via.
"Haha, it's Sister Yog! You're here to see the boss again?"
She was a blue-haired woman with a gentle smile, her beautiful long blue hair cascading down her back like waves, and she exuded an air of erudition.
His name is Yug, and he is the librarian of a large library and an acquaintance of his boss.
xx's reason for this conclusion was that she initially mistook Yog for an evil god who had entered without permission. However, the girl asked in confusion, "An evil god? Me?" After that, unknown bubbles began to sway around her body, and xx could no longer sense the aura of the evil god, so she thought she might have misunderstood.
During the conversation, xx learned that this Yog and his boss seemed to know each other, but for some reason the two hadn't been able to keep in touch.
"Hmm, isn't Via here?"
"Sister Yog, the boss is never here whenever you come. I don't even know what to say..."
Upon hearing xx's words, the blue-haired girl smiled gently and said to her:
"It means he's very busy, which is actually a good thing."
"But Sister Yog, you always miss it, isn't that a bit strange?"
"It was my fault. I caused trouble for you and Via. I will make sure to find the right time to come next time."
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant at all!" XX quickly waved her hand. "I've just been wondering what your relationship is with the boss, Sister Yog. You said you were old acquaintances, but I've gone through the boss's communications, and there's no photo or introduction of you at all..."
It wasn't hostility or distrust, just confusion. After all, in their few interactions, xx felt that this Yug was a well-behaved girl with excellent academic performance, much better than the domineering youngest daughter of Professor Shichen who always pestered the eldest son. Apparently, she's now studying at Queen's Academy.
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