Dick knew that Xiao Ai and her sister were both afraid of ghosts. Even though Xiao Ai was already a high-level magician and had even fought monsters on her own, she still didn't dare to listen to ghost stories at night.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Ai heard it was a horror movie, she immediately chickened out.

"Uh... I'm not interested in this kind of movie, so I won't watch it."

"You're too scared, aren't you?"

"Just kidding! What wouldn't I dare to do? I'm just... just prioritizing my studies! Since you're here to study abroad, don't overindulge yourself. If there's nothing else, I'll head back now."

After Xiao Ai finished speaking, she disappeared in a flash. Dick returned to the apartment alone and connected the video recorder to the LCD TV hanging in the room.

The TV in his living room is a full 100 inches, more than two meters long and more than one meter wide, it's definitely big enough!

Dick put the videotape into the machine, pressed the play button, and sat down on the sofa facing the screen.

On the big screen appeared a forest and a dry well. This familiar scene stirred up some long-forgotten memories for Dick. Then, a woman in a white robe with long hair reaching the ground crawled out of the dry well and slowly crawled forward. In no time, she reached the edge of the screen and poked her head out through it.

However, just as Dick was secretly delighted and preparing to capture the demon, the female ghost, whose appearance was a complete copy of Sadako, seemed to sense the danger and shrank back. She stood up, lifted her skirt, and ran back into the well. Her swift back view even had a touch of playfulness, leaving Dick dumbfounded.

"what?"

At this moment, the female ghost Zhen-chan had already retreated back into her well, lifting her long hair that covered her face and panting heavily. She felt her heart, which had been dead for many years, start beating again because of the shock.

That's terrifying... It's a ghost! Is that thing outside really human? Its yang energy is too strong!

Having been dead for so many years, it was only with great difficulty that someone rented the cursed videotape that she was possessed by, but she ended up encountering such an abnormal guy. This made Zhen-chan feel that her luck was absolutely terrible. She was unlucky when she was alive, and she was just as unlucky after she died and became a ghost!

In short, Zhenjiang was determined not to go out no matter what, and would wait until he returned the videotape before going to scare the next family.

However, at that moment, Zhenjiang suddenly felt a pang of fear, as if she were a pitiful little animal being targeted by a terrifying beast.

She vaguely sensed that the gaze was coming from directly above her. Subconsciously, she slowly raised her head and looked up at the well. She saw a handsome, elfin-like boy lying on the edge of the well, a smile like that of a river eel on his face, looking at her with great interest at the bottom of the well.

"Hello."

"Eeya ya ya!!!"

In an instant, Zhenjiang crouched down, covering her head, and let out an extremely horrific scream!

Dick hadn't expected the female ghost to react so strongly, but then he realized something was off.

Are you a ghost? I'm the human one!

Inoshita Sadako is also one of the important female characters in the original manga. She is a funny female ghost who wanted to absorb men's yang energy but ended up being ravaged by them and returned to life. Later, she was recruited by a shrine to become a shrine maiden.

However, in Dick's timeline, Zhen-chan didn't meet her Yang Dingtian brother, but instead fell into the hands of the even more formidable Dick, which terrified her so much that she cowered in the well, trembling with fear.

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Author's Note: PS: The top-notch wingman and the divine buff are both in place. The entire side story is expected to be 4-6 chapters long and very "family-friendly".

Bonus Chapter: Ai-chan's Home Visit Day ③

"You...you stay away!"

At the bottom of the dim well, watching the handsome boy slowly descend in front of her, Zhen-chan, curled up in a ball, screamed like a little girl, and then fainted with a "ga".

Dick hadn't expected the female ghost to be so timid. He looked around curiously and found that the actual space was much larger than it appeared at the wellhead. The floor was covered with tatami mats, and there were many antique items on the shelves next to it.

Dick walked up to Zhen-chan, reached out and brushed aside the long hair that covered her face, revealing a slightly childish but very cute baby face. However, what was extremely inconsistent with this childlike face was Zhen-chan's magnificent and towering breasts, which Dick estimated could rival those of his subordinates Lucoa and Kashino.

Dick was interested in Zhen-chan not only because she was beautiful and had big breasts, which perfectly matched his fantasies, but also because this female ghost could actually revive after absorbing enough yang energy.

In his world, it's important to understand that there are very strict conditions for priests to use resurrection magic: the deceased must have been dead for no more than three days, and the body must be kept as intact as possible, with no more than one-tenth missing.

But Zhen-chan was resurrected as a spirit more than twenty years after her death.

It's no wonder that some people say that you can't underestimate the world-building of comedic or children's works, as their power systems might be ridiculously strong!

Not long after, Zhenjiang woke up from her coma. In her daze, she felt as if there was a heater next to her, which made her body, which had not felt warmth for many years, feel a long-lost heat.

Then, when she opened her eyes, she saw the handsome young man who looked radiant in her eyes squatting beside her, groping her. Just as she was about to faint again, she heard the young man give a deep command.

"Don't faint!"

"Oh."

Zhenjiang gave a pitiful reply, feeling like a fish on a chopping board, her big eyes quickly welling up with tears, looking like she was about to burst into tears at any moment.

Seeing this, Dick softened considerably.

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you."

"Then, what are you going to do?"

“My name is Dick, and I’m a magician. I’m very interested in your body.”

"Huh!?"

Upon hearing this, a strange blush appeared on Zhenjiang's originally bloodless face. She thought she had misunderstood, but Dick's next action told her... no.

As a master of breast massage, Zhen-chan brought Dick a rather novel experience. The breasts were huge but had a cool touch. Moreover, because Zhen-chan was a spirit, they were exceptionally soft and a little bouncy, making it very fun to play with.

As for Zhenjiang, she was completely limp from the direct physical contact. In the forty years she had lived, this was the first time a man had directly touched her sensitive areas. At the same time, the man's surging yang energy was flowing into her body through his palm, making Zhenjiang feel like she was suddenly burning up!

At that moment, at Xiao Ai's house next door, Xiao Ai's younger sister saw the food and note left by her mother on the living room table as soon as she entered the house. It turned out that her grandparents in the countryside were sick, so Xiao Ai's mother rushed over to take care of them and asked her two daughters to look after the house for the next few days.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Ai received a call from her older sister, who said that she had to help her class prepare for the school festival at school and would be back later, so she wouldn't have to wait for her to eat.

Little Ai thought to herself, "Then I'll be the only one left in the house?"

"Great!"

Little Ai cheered happily, displaying a kind of heroic spirit of "when the cat's away, I'll be the king."

However, this joy lasted less than five minutes. The overly quiet house reminded Xiao Ai of the horror movie videotapes in Dick's hands, and then of some classic plots in horror movies.

Oh no! Why does it feel like there are other "people" in the house?

Looking around suspiciously, Xiao Ai, feeling increasingly uneasy, decided to go to Dick's house next door for a while. Even if the boy was watching a horror movie right now, it would be better for the two of them to watch it together than for her to be alone and suspicious.

Little Ai knew the password to Dick's house, but after entering, she didn't see Dick. Only the big TV in the living room was on, and the screen showed an extremely eerie scene, like a dark forest.

Just then, a woman's moan suddenly came from the TV speakers, startling Xiao Ai. The sound was rapid and suppressed, like continuous panting while running, but it made Xiao Ai's face burn.

At the age of fourteen, even if one hasn't experienced certain things, one has already heard about them.

Xiao Ai subconsciously looked at the screen following the sound, and saw that the picture seemed to be moving forward according to her wishes, and soon entered the forest, forming a very subtle voyeuristic perspective.

Through the gaps in the bushes, one could see a man and a woman moving rhythmically by a large tree. The woman was tall with exaggeratedly large breasts. She was currently holding onto the tree trunk with both hands, bending over and sticking out her pert buttocks high. The small boy behind her was thrusting into her, causing her to sway and tremble. Her moans were initially slightly painful, but quickly turned into pleasure.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Ai blushed deeply and couldn't help but spit out a light spit.

"That little pervert lied to me and said it was a horror movie, but it's clearly... that kind of movie!"

Little Ai, who was muttering to herself, seemed to be standing on a moral high ground, pointing fingers at Dick, but her eyes were fixed on him intently.

This is not spying, but a righteous critique!

As Xiao Ai said this, she looked at the movie and felt that the male lead looked familiar. She thought she had seen his back view somewhere before.

Subconsciously, Xiao Ai started to move closer to the screen. She didn't know that the other side of the screen was a ghost realm, and that such a space would have a certain mental pollution effect on living people in reality, making people unconsciously want to get closer.

When Xiao Ai came to her senses, her face was already pressed against the TV screen. Then she stumbled and fell into it, landing with a thud on the woodland floor covered with decaying leaves.

The noise she made startled the man and woman who were "doing their business" on the other side. The woman screamed in fright, and the little girl, who was seeing stars, didn't even have time to see what the two people on the other side looked like before she stumbled to her feet and ran away.

"What the hell! Wasn't I just at Dick's house? How did I suddenly end up in the woods?"

Because of the influence of mental pollution, Xiao Ai was confused about her situation and couldn't tell which way was which. Like a big-breasted female protagonist in a horror movie who was under the influence of a brain-depressing aura, she ran around with her chest swaying wildly in fear.

Despite her seemingly silly and somewhat immature personality, Xiao Ai is still just a fourteen-year-old middle school girl who dreams of becoming a magical girl. How could she not be afraid when faced with a supernatural event that so clearly overturns her understanding of the world?

Despite her fear, Xiao Ai ran while shouting in a voice that was clearly trembling with tears.

"Dick! Where are you?"

Although she didn't know exactly where she was, Xiao Ai guessed that Dick had probably fallen in by accident, just like her. The boy was younger than her, and he was probably just as scared as she was because he was lost. She couldn't abandon him!

So Little Ai ran and shouted, and she actually bumped into it...

We ran into another group of ghosts!

Seeing herself plunged headlong into a circle of demons and monsters, Xiao Ai was dumbfounded. The vengeful spirits, seeing a living person, immediately turned green with envy and rushed towards her.

Just at this critical moment, a bright light suddenly appeared above Xiao Ai. The white light instantly burned the vengeful spirit, causing it to wail and scream. Several guys who rushed forward were instantly reduced to ashes.

Little Ai looked up in astonishment and saw Dick descending from the sky with a staff in his hand.

Because he needed to cast a spell, he deactivated his transformation device, revealing his true form. His pair of crystal-clear elf ears left Xiao Ai completely stunned.

"Dick, you...you are..."

"We can discuss any problems later. I need to deal with this mess first."

Dick looked around and was surprised by the sheer number of ghosts in the forest. He and Zhen had just been "studying" the resurrection technique and had asked her about this place. They learned that it was an alternate dimension separate from the real world, a kingdom where ghosts and monsters existed. Zhen had hidden in the well because she was afraid of other vengeful spirits.

Dick thought to himself, he didn't know if these ghosts didn't have the same mindset as Zhen-chan, or if the home-field advantage gave them confidence, because they weren't even afraid of him, a demigod-level magician.

However, as the saying goes, everyone has their own expertise. Magic is not a type of elemental counter to spirits and ghosts, so the damage it can cause is not as immediate as divine magic. So Dick casually took out a big, golden treasure from his spatial bracelet and handed it to Little Ai.

"Give me a hand, pull those two rings a bit."

"what is this?"

"Holy Light Grenade"

Although she didn't know what a Holy Light Grenade was, Little Ai immediately did as she was told. Dick threw the grenade into the air, and the golden ball exploded, emitting thousands of golden rays that cleared the area within hundreds of meters.

"All done, let's get out of here."

Holding Little Ai's hand, Dick quickly returned to Zhen-chan's dry well.

At this moment, Zhenjiang had put her white dress back on, and her originally deathly pale skin now revealed a hint of rosy hue, as if she were alive.

Upon noticing the changes in herself, Zhen-chan was naturally overjoyed and no longer resented the other party's forceful intrusion.

"Master, you're back."

Not knowing what to call Dick, Zhen used a title that was unlikely to offend him. Meanwhile, Xiao Ai was still dazed; a series of bizarre and unimaginable encounters had severely overloaded her brain, leaving it on the verge of shutting down.

"Mr. Dick, who is this?"

"Uh... she's a female ghost I just took in, her name is Zhen-chan. Don't worry, she won't hurt anyone."

Upon hearing that Dick had subdued a female ghost, Xiao Ai was astonished but couldn't help but look at Dick with admiration. Excitement and thrill instantly overcame her fear, and her eyes seemed to sparkle with stars.

"That's amazing, Dick! Are you... are you a legendary exorcist? Could you teach me, Master Dick? I want to learn!"

"Let's go back and talk about it first."

And so, the two people and the ghost passed through the television screen and returned to the apartment.

Having successfully escaped the demon realm and entered the real world, with hope of rebirth once again, Zhen-chan was so excited that she almost cried. Meanwhile, Xiao-ai excitedly pulled Dick along, asking him all sorts of questions. The chuunibyou girl felt as if she were the protagonist in a passionate fantasy masterpiece, and the door to the legendary world was slowly opening for her.

However, before Xiao Ai could get excited for long, a chilling voice came from behind her.

"I'm so stupid, what do you want to learn?"

"Sister? Sister?"

Xiao Ai turned around in surprise and saw her older sister, carrying a bag of groceries, standing at the entrance of the apartment building, giving her a "death stare" with a stern face.

In an instant, the suppression emanating from her bloodline made the little sister sweat profusely, and the pressure even affected Zhen-chan, who was clearly unrelated to her. The female ghost silently crawled back into the TV, then clung to the edge, only revealing half of her nervous face.

"Master, save me!"

"Okay, Xiao Ai, stop scaring her."

"I'll let you off this time for the sake of the teacher."

"teacher?"

Hearing Xiao Ai address Dick, the younger sister looked puzzled.

With things having come to this point, Dick felt there was nothing left to hide, so he told Xiao Ai the whole truth, leaving her speechless.

It turns out my older sister is the main character; she's even been to another world!

Seeing her little sister's jaw almost drop to the ground in astonishment, Xiao Ai's smugness was written all over her face. She even showed her sister how to make a fireball, then rolled it into a lifelike little thing, which made her sister extremely envious. Then she decisively went to hug Dick's leg.

"Master! Please, take me as your apprentice. I can do anything."

Without saying a word, Xiao Ai immediately performed a dogeza (a deep bowing gesture). Seeing this, Xiao Ai's lips suddenly curled into a wicked smile of smug satisfaction.

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