Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"..." Lan Tianzhu blinked, looked at Yaochuan Guang on the left, the clingy dog, and then looked at Xiao Cui on the right, the green tea loli.

　Heh, Lan Tianzhu thought to himself, expressing his disdain for the two of them.

　Maintaining his disdain for the two with an arrogant attitude, Lan Tianzhu spoke up on the spot: "Yes, yes, this is Xiaoguang and Xiaocui's lifelong request."

　Yao Chuanguang: "???"

　Xiao Cui: "???"

　Lan Tianzhu, facing their death stares, expressionlessly shifted her gaze upwards.

　"Shhhhh-"

　He whistled nonchalantly.

　"Protest! Protest! Little Blue, you should also pay with your whole life! You should also have a lifetime of requests."

　Yaochuan protested by raising his fist, while Xiaocui nodded in agreement with Yaochuan's sister's point of view... Then, she instantly realized something was wrong.

　"OK then……"

　Lantian Zhu put on a feigned "reluctance" expression, then gently took Congyu's hand: "Since you insist, Xiaoguang, I'll entrust my life to Congyu."

　"..." Yaochuan Guang: "Hmph, that's more like it."

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Xiao Cui: "Wow, a transcendent master... no, the strongest king."

　Chapter 642 The Battle of Street Dance in the Rain

　"What are you doing? Ouch..."

　Cong Yu complained, then sighed deeply and looked at Lan Tianzhu... However, Xiao Lan is getting better and better lately.

　Honestly, although Yaochuan Guang is incredibly strong, he has very low aggression and is also very tough.

　Yaochuan Guang was completely unaware that Lantian Zhu was attacking her, and had no idea that Xiao Lan was stealing her home.

　However, Nagisa Azuma undoubtedly regarded Hikaru Yokawa as...

　A character with complex attributes, similar to a hypothetical enemy, encompassing the roles of best friend, hypothetical rival, love rival, close friend, and main wife.

　Lantian Zhu's attacks were not painful, but rather like boiling a frog in lukewarm water. He said some strange things and made Yaochuan Guang make some promises.

　Whether it will be effective or not, Cong Yu couldn't say.

　However, Lan Tianzhu herself was enjoying it, believing that this was gradually lowering Xiaoguang's food-protection threshold.

　The goal is to be able to pass by Xiaoguang and Congyu without any pretense, and even help push their butts.

　If I can get to this point, things will probably fall into place naturally... If I play the victim a bit, Xiao Guang will definitely agree to let me hug Cong Yu.

　Then it can go from a hug to something like "helping to moisten," and then it can go from "I'm just rubbing against you" to something like "I'm just rubbing against you."

　Finally, it can go from "I can't get in even if I try" to "Xiao Guang, you're tired, let me try too."

　And finally, the grand party of my dreams!

　"Hehehehe—"

　Lan Tianzhu laughed out loud.

　"..." Yao Chuan Guang: Xiao Lan's smile is so... cheeky?

　Yao Chuan Guang thought to himself and managed to come up with the word "cheap" to match Lan Tian Zhu's eerie smile.

　Xiao Cui, however, understood perfectly, and her choice of words was quite straightforward—

　Xiao Cui: Sister Lantian, you're smiling so well.

　Cong Yu twitched the corner of her mouth, clearly...

　Bai Lantianzhu is daydreaming again... Damn it, what's with all this imagination?!

　Under the watchful eyes of the three, Lan Tianzhu realized that his expression control had gone awry, so he coughed lightly and returned to normal.

　The super expressionless Lan Tian Sang is back!

　However, the meaning behind the silver in her eyes could not be hidden from Cong Yu and Xiao Cui... It can only be said that Lan Tianzhu must have been abstaining from sex for too long and was hallucinating.

　This is a relapse of an old illness.

　I suggest joining the NoFap forum.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Cong Yu felt a strange chill, as if he were being watched by a perverted old man. After a brief silence, he said, "Speaking of which, this situation is indeed related to the Ten Strange Tales of Fengdu... It's about ghosts, isn't it?"

　As she said this, Cong Yu looked at Lan Tianzhu, who was stunned for a moment, and said in a fright, "It must be the vengeful spirits of the band members attached to the instruments."

　Upon hearing Cong Yu's words, Lan Tianzhu instantly lost her composure. Even as a magical girl, she couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "A band member... no way?"

　To this, Cong Yu remained unfazed and nonchalantly retorted, "Very likely."

　"You know, people who play in bands in Japan these days are quite troublesome; they might have all sorts of psychological problems."

　"If a band breaks up, whoever caused the breakup is very likely to be resented, or directly blame themselves and become withdrawn, which is terrifying!"

　Before Nagisa could even express her opinion, Hikaru Yokawa was already startled: "Wow! That's scary?!"

　Well, I've scared another one.

　"Ahem, yes."

　Cong Yu nodded seriously, watching the approaching gates of Fengdu Affiliated High School: "I've heard about it before..."

　"A group of band members blew up the tallest company building in their city."

　It seems that Cong Yu has completely fooled Yao Chuan Guang and Lan Tian Zhu.

　However, the clever and resourceful Xiao Cui had already figured everything out.

　Brother Cong Yu is purely malicious.

　Thinking this, Xiao Cui glanced at Cong Yu with a look that said, "I saw through everything"... She looked a bit like a little devil.

　However, Xiao Cui had no intention of speaking up and exposing Cong Yu.

　After sensing the situation briefly, Xiao Cui simply said, "The little elf said there's no sound from the music classroom."

　Yes, after learning that the mission was to investigate what happened at Fengdu Affiliated High School at night, Xiao Cui immediately arranged for the little elves to keep a close watch on them.

　Originally an indispensable part of her life, which revolved around her two-point routine, Xiao Cui had already laid a trap for the area near Fengdu High School.

　To protect herself, Nagashima Nozomi, and other friends at school with whom she had a decent relationship, Xiao Cui arranged for countless little fairies to appear.

　Around the school, many little sprites are hidden, waiting for someone they know to raise their arms and call out, at which point they will swarm out of the shadows.

　They would directly capture the bad guys (human traffickers, evil magical girls, evil monsters, evil teachers, etc.), stab them to death on the spot, and eat them.

　"No news? Hmm... it might not just be the music room. There might be something going on in the music club's room."

　As Cong Yu spoke, he and Yao Chuan Guang, who were walking at the front, carried the timid Lan Tianzhu forward.

　Lao Lan is really afraid of ghosts; that's so lame of her.

　"A music club?"

　Xiao Cui pondered for a moment, nodded, and then mentally controlled the little elves to spread out to the other side of the club classroom building to investigate.

　Thus, from everyone's perspective...

　A dense swarm of tiny sprites, their spears gleaming coldly in the moonlight, flew across the sky, heading from one building to another.

　Did Xiao Cui release so many little sprites at school?

　Speaking of which, I've been seeing a lot of videos of people witnessing Pokémon lately, probably because of the sheer number of them.

　Although elves are very good at hiding themselves in front of mortals... this is similar to the little fairies in fairy tales.

　However, with such a large number of sprites, it would probably be too difficult to hide them all perfectly.

　After all, we live in the information age. It's not like someone sees something, gasps in surprise, and then dismisses it as a hallucination or forgets about it.

　These days, it's common for people to take out their phones and record videos of whatever they see... People in Fengdu have gotten used to occasionally seeing little elves.

　Because it's cute, it won't cause panic.

　They even regard it as a symbol of good luck.

　Little sprite: (ω)

　Little Elf: ヽ（￣▽￣）

　"..."

　"twitter--"

　Just then, a little elf flew over, chattering away as it landed on Xiao Cui's hand.

　Then, under everyone's gaze, he gestured wildly and said something.

　"Brother Cong Yu guessed right... there's some noise coming from the clubroom."

　As Xiao Cui said this, she gently closed her eyes to synchronize with the vision of a specific little sprite, and then revealed a complex expression that was hard to describe.

　"It's true! The trending video is actually real! A piano is performing a Disney stage play with a bunch of guitars..."

　Everyone: "???"

　"Well, what I mean is..."

　Xiao Cui paused for three or four seconds before finding the right words from her knowledge: "Playing music, street dancing, and fighting at the same time."

　丛

　Yu imagined it for a moment and understood why Xiao Cui had that expression... because such a scene was really hard to keep up with.

　Stop hitting him! You can't kill him like this!

　Chapter 643 What? Another acquaintance?

　Does anyone know anything about Indian movies or Disney musicals?

　If you have some knowledge of this, you can easily imagine a scene that combines "music" and "battle".

　When you meet a woman, the first thing to do is dance to the music!

　If you run into an enemy, the best thing to do is to dance or sing a song first!

　Then I found out...

　Wow! Sure enough, the murderer of his father is the protagonist's own brother! Actually, there's quite a complicated story behind this!

　Of course, Disney X usually doesn't go through such a convoluted process. And after all, its form of expression leans towards arias and fairy tales.

　So you won't feel confused or embarrassed.

　But Indian films are different... with their amazing camerawork, bizarre repetitions, and legendary slow motion, they are known to be among the best in cinema.

　At this very moment, in the music club's activity room, such a battle is taking place... a battle between musical instruments.

　No human figures could be seen; the only objects intertwined and attacking each other were musical instruments floating in the air.

　A huge piano, like a "sword" in swordsmanship, battles alongside three guitars.

　war! war! war!

　Each collision produced a loud "bang!" sound, and the occasional sounds from the collision of piano keys and guitar strings blended together.

　And that's not all...

　There are also things that are difficult for ordinary people to perceive, which are transmitted through the air and are avoided or resisted by the instruments on both sides.

　It's magic.

　Magic twists and turns in the air, forming air blades with enough destructive power, intertwining or leaving marks on the opponent's instrument.

　It seems that there really are unseen monsters fighting each other.

　The sounds of intense fighting and music echoed through the quiet night, though they were not very noticeable to the average person.

　However, to people with magical abilities like Cong Yu and Yao Chuan Guang, the sound grew louder as they got closer to the source of the sound.

　It even gradually turned into a sound that makes people involuntarily frown, a sound that seems to pierce eardrums.

　The ear-piercing sound is deafening! The ear-piercing sound is deafening!