Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　That would be really tiring.

　All he needs is the underworld; the rap king only needs his voice and his identity as a gangster king—that's enough.

　Just enough, just right.

　The rap king, who doesn't hide his identity and doesn't care about the opinions of others, is one of the most eccentric people in the world with an open and aboveboard identity.

　Among the kings of monsters, there are quite a few like this.

　Or you could say that the few who actually have hidden identities are actually a minority... it seems like only Murasame, Takemikazuchi, and the Pirate King.

　Cong Yu's act of concealing her identity is the most puzzling.

　Because Cong Yu is actually quite active, making a significant impact on the history of this world. But what he always does are things that won't be recorded in history.

　So the question is, why did Cong Yu hide the fact that he sold...?

　Cough cough, actually not.

　However, Cong Yu scared that old man Qiao to death, and even the King of Rap doesn't want to go to heaven, so... Te Dong is probably going to laugh himself to death.

　Trump, who was nominated by the Republican Party but lost to Joe Biden, won this time by default.

　Well, don't ask questions like "Then why don't the Democrats send someone else to power anymore?"... because the others aren't as good as Joe.

　Add to that the scandal that broke this time, and the hostile attitude of the "King of the Winds," and the Democrats have no chance of winning the next election.

　So, Te Dong, who was unaware of the Rap King's thoughts, saw the Rap King as the only obstacle to his going on stage... which was also the reason he invited the Rap King to meet him.

　And who is the Rap King?

　What a vulgar person!

　He was asked to accept an invitation to someone's banquet.

　Impossible, absolutely impossible.

　then……

　"A banquet? Wow, I want to go!"

　As Nagashima Koki said this, she happily raised her hand and said, "Brother Mai, let me go with you!"

　In response, five-star critic Mike Creeper said, "Oh, you want to go... then go ahead."

　"I'll find a few people to drive you around and give you a ride. After that, you'll have to tone it down a bit and help me save face."

　To be honest, I think highly of Nagashima Koki, because she's the only one who calls herself "big brother"... she seems much younger.

　Xiao Cui calls herself "Uncle," while Cong Yu rarely calls himself by his name.

　Although the title "Brother Mai" is rather strange, it does represent a "big brother" position, which is quite remarkable.

　My name is Mike.

　When asked about the rap king's words, Nagashima Koki tilted her head and said, "Huh? Aren't you going? Only I'm going?"

　Nagashima Koki was a little panicked. What if she got kidnapped if she went alone? Could her life be guaranteed?

　"Hmm, I don't want to go, but I'll make arrangements with them. They won't bother you then, so you can relax."

　Just eat what you feel good about.

　As he said this, the rap king noticed the worry on Nagashima Koki's face: "Haha, don't worry, no one will dare to let anything happen to you there."

　It could even be said that the Republican Party would show an extremely terrifying level of care and protection to prevent Nagashima Koki from suffering even the slightest harm.

　After all, we have plenty of lessons to learn from the past.

　Even at this very moment, Cong Yu and Xiao Cui are engaged in a reckoning with the headquarters of the American Magical Girl Association...

　After that, many people's eyes should become clearer.

　Sigh, if only my eyes had been less clouded back then, things might have turned out this way...

　All I can say is that some people are just plain stupid.

　Currently, Congyu is essentially demonstrating "how to do it" on behalf of the entire Monster King group.

　In other words, Cong Yu's attitude at this moment will serve as an important standard for people to regulate their own behavior in the future.

　The importance cannot be overstated.

　-

　"Moshi Moshi, Saint King, no no no... I don't need your help. I've already taken care of things here. There's no problem. The news is really telling the truth."

　"Hey? Ah, Snow Woman, don't worry, there's no problem in America. The reason the Rap King didn't appear on TV is because he didn't show any nipples. You might not believe it, but the president was really scared to death."

　"..." Cong Yu hung up the phone speechlessly, wondering why everyone was calling her one after another.

　He then straightened up with Xiao Cui and looked at the association members in front of him with a mocking expression: "You didn't say that when you saw me before..."

　Then, before Cong Yu could finish speaking...

　"Drip-drip-"

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Okay, this time it's not a phone call, this time it's a message...

　[Yaochuan Guang: Congyu-chan, you're on TV!]

　[Yaochuan Guang: What's wrong? Are we about to be hunted down by the Americans? Or are you being hunted down?]

　[Cong Yu: No, it's just that the old man was suddenly scared to death.]

　[Yaochuan Guang: Scared to death?]

　[Cong Yu: Yeah, it's outrageous.]

　[Yaochuan Guang: It's alright now, you scared me... *sigh*]

　Yaochuan Guang is so cute.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu smiled, then looked at the sweating American Magical Girl Association in front of her: "You made all sorts of excuses before, how laughable that I thought you were someone who respected principles..."

　"Drip-drip-"

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Fuck it!

　[ET: How about Cong Yu?]

　[ET: You little minnow, you really can't control your territory, you're just a minnow-minnow-minnow-minnow-]

　[Cong Yu: I'm great!]

　[ET: Haha, if you have any trouble, just tell me. I can fly over and fire a few Apocalypse bombs.]

　[Cong Yu: Goodbye, goodbye, you should rest.]

　【ET: Okay——】

　"..." It's truly astonishing.

　Thinking this, Cong Yu shook her head and looked at these people again and again, but they could do nothing about Cong Yu's gaze.

　It could even be said that after Cong Yu and many well-known "King" players made phone calls, he spent a long time tapping his phone there.

　It seems like they've already incurred the wrath of the Monster King.

　Based on such speculation, some of the association's higher-ups, who knew they couldn't escape it no matter what, suffered complete mental breakdowns.

　Those high-ranking old men hiding upstairs, or not even in the association, immediately started yelling and shouting into the earpieces of these magical girls who were carrying out orders.

　"Attack!"

　"Attack! For humanity!"

　"Let's teach that weirdo a lesson!"

　"Launch the attack immediately, or you won't need to come to work at the association tomorrow..."

　"Perform the spell! Or get out!"

　"..." The general idea is that they need to launch an attack on Cong Yu as soon as possible, or they will be expelled!

　Faced with this, the lower echelons of the Magical Girl Association, who had no control over their own destiny, finally erupted from their silence... and their rebellious spirit burst forth.

　Veins bulging on their foreheads, they took the blame, they did the dirty work, and the higher-ups took the benefits—they made the freest decision of their lives.

　"Sir, this way!"

　"gogogo!"

　"..." Get ready to lead the way, get ready to lead the way!

　"Ha...you guys are really interesting. Well then, lead the way."

　As Cong Yu said this, she smiled at the magical girls who were throwing their headsets on the ground and stomping on them, then looked at Xiao Cui and said, "Help them out, help them clear away the rebellion coming from above."

　……

　Xiao Cui: "..."

　In response, Xiao Cui summarized what Cong Yu meant.

　Then, very briefly—

　"Understood, kill!!!!!"

　Chapter 553 Diego Little Green

　From top to bottom, there's Xiao Cui carrying those magical girls... However, in reality, Xiao Cui is also a magical girl.

　In other words, it was Xiao Cui who "led" the other magical girls.

　Following Xiao Cui's lead, these magical girls are now on the same side as Cong Yu and Xiao Cui... This seems rather dramatic.

　Just like in a fairy tale...

　is it?

　The princess, who came seeking revenge, successfully gained the help of the people and then hung the tyrannical king's head on the city gate.

　From then on, the princess and the queen lived happily ever after...

　Right?

　……

　No, don't worry about that part... The most fairytale-like part is obviously not the "tyrannical king," but the "help of the people."

　The help Xiao Cui received at this moment was naturally not... or rather, not only from these magical girls out of a sense of justice and out of their oppressed anger.

　The world can be anything, but it's clearly not a fairy tale.

　"Kill, kill, kill!!!"

　"Awoooooo!!"

　"Victory or death!"

　"The whole army attacks!"

　"twitter!"

　“wagggh!”

　"..." Amidst the commotion of Xiao Cui rushing upstairs and the battle cry that the little elf had somehow learned, soon... there was hardly anyone left on the 0th floor.

　Meanwhile, sounds of killing and calls to recruit more oppressed comrades soon came from above.

　Hmm? Does anyone care about post #0?

　No, no, no. Although Cong Yu was indeed born in Britain, neither Japan nor the United States would refer to the ground floor as the zero floor.

　Britain and "0" have a connection in many ways, and even Britain's Monster King is a... fake Zero.

　The building number is marked as floor 0.

　Perhaps the brand was made by the British... or something like that.

　Ignoring the noise above him, Cong Yu, scrolling through his phone, looked at a magical girl sitting next to him, carrying several McDonald's fast food bags.

　She walked over and casually gave half of her fast food to Cong Yu... the other half was for Xiao Cui.