Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　……

　"Idiot (censored)"

　With that assessment, Cong Yu leaned out of the Jormungandr train and punched Magical Girl B, sending her flying.

　"Ugh!"

　Accompanied by a formulaic, monotone scream, Magical Girl B's sunglasses shattered almost instantly, and both her face and the frames deformed simultaneously.

　His entire face was distorted by the punch, his skin was pulled back tightly... He was spun around three or four times in the air, his head pulling him along.

　Then he was born...

　No, it wasn't "born with a cry," but rather it cried out "Caw! Caw!" as it fell to the ground... and half of its head swelled up.

　But I have to say, it looks better when it's swollen.

　"..." Upon seeing this, Magical Girl A's eyes narrowed instantly. Maintaining her posture, she began to chant rapidly: "Across..."

　As the magic power operates...

　"..." What a joke! Hahaha...

　How could Cong Yu possibly give you that chance?!

　"boom!!"

　With a swift downward punch, Cong Yu's fist slammed into the stomach of Magical Girl A, who was in a strange backward-leaning posture, slamming her violently into the ground.

　"Ugh!! Pfft!!!"

　With a scream, Magical Girl A crashed heavily to the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood.

　The solid soil beneath the ground cracked instantly, proving the power of Cong Yu's punch...

　"Click——"

　That's the sound of a lumbar vertebra breaking.

　"..." In less than a few seconds, the two magical girls were almost instantly knocked down, while Cong Yu shook his hands.

　Magical girls have a firmer body.

　If it were an ordinary person, they would probably already have bloody holes from being punched by Cong Yu.

　"You can't go wrong if you don't keep up with the times, you two magical girls."

　With this assessment, Cong Yu, who was not worried at all about the so-called "villains dying from talking too much," did not think that the other party had any chance to turn the tables.

　After all, whether someone is a villain or not needs to be compared.

　Although Cong Yu was aware that he wasn't a good person, he tentatively assumed that, from a moral standpoint, the other party seemed more like the villain.

　The two magical girls did not respond to Cong Yu's question.

　However, the magical fluctuations that the two thought they had hidden very well could not escape Cong Yu's eyes... In fact, they were not easy to hide.

　After all, there are more than 170 techniques for concealing the fluctuations of magical energy during spellcasting, and more than 100 of them have been deciphered in the last ten years.

　And without a doubt, the two outdated magical girls were using a rather ancient technique.

　"Sigh... I can't stand it anymore. My advice is that you shouldn't resist. We're preparing to give you a chance to experience something new."

　As Cong Yu spoke, the two magical girls, whose actions had been exposed, rushed to release the accumulated magic.

　They must be able to undo the debunking faster than their partner to demonstrate their cooperative attitude.

　After all, Cong Yu didn't intend to make a move at first, and now she seems to have a relatively mild temper... maybe she's not planning to kill them.

　No, all we need is "her"; it doesn't matter whether our companions live or die.

　Cong Yu was very satisfied with their reaction.

　"Let me tell you about a novel concept I recently discovered... I guarantee you'll immediately keep up with the times."

　Cong Yu said this with a slight chuckle in his voice, looking at the magical girl A and magical girl B who showed joy: "It's called the revival match."

　As she said this, Cong Yu raised her hand high and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahaha, the new concept is called... the revival match!"

　With a resounding pronouncement, like a verdict, a gigantic, illusory serpent instantly materialized in the air, accompanied by Cong Yu's sudden downward slash.

　“Boom, boom, boom!!!”

　Just as if it were a train passing by, the two people's bodies were swallowed whole by the giant snake that suddenly fell to the ground.

　-

　Elbow them to death, and they'll be in big trouble!

　Black Mamba: Yes, sir

　Chapter 527 There seem to be too many bad companies.

　Cong Yu is indeed kinder than before... You could even say that she has become much "kinder" after meeting Yao Chuan Guang and the others.

　But this may not be because Cong Yu herself became kind.

　Rather, the world has become more benevolent without anyone realizing it... That's probably it, at least Cong Yu has encountered fewer malicious people.

　However, since it is "less", then

　This proves that it still exists.

　I saw two today.

　"yawn--"

　After letting out a soft yawn, Cong Yu observed the digestion process in the Jormungandr train's fuel compartment, then casually...

　He stood up from the rooftop where he had been sitting, and then jumped off.

　Falling headfirst into the air in a falling posture, then disappearing from sight... that's the correct, high-class movement technique.

　Unfortunately, the person Cong Yu wanted to demonstrate, who didn't understand what style was, had already become fuel in the fuel chamber...

　That's truly cause for celebration... *cough cough* What Cong Yu means is—

　what a pity.

　Yes, that's a real shame.

　-

　There's an interesting question...

　How should arson cases be punished?

　Hmm... about ten years?

　However, it also depends on the severity of the incident and its social impact, which is a very interesting variable.

　To put it simply...

　Burn down uninhabited buildings, burn down unknown private enterprises, burn down ordinary family and clan buildings, burn down government buildings, burn down well-known animation companies, burn down the Tencent Group building.

　In this situation, the latter three will undoubtedly...

　Death penalty —

　Based on the previous statement, he will most likely go to jail... but we also need to see exactly how many people died in the fire.

　Another question is whether it was a man or a woman who was burned to death.

　Based on the legal system in Asia, the latter's death would be considered more serious than the former's... probably?

　Well, kids don't know any better and just say things randomly; there was no implication.

　Don't report meow, don't report Lord Crescent Moon Meow.

　……

　Next up is a quiz with prizes... If the Nagashima family's house is burned down and dozens of people die, will the culprit go to jail or be sentenced to death?

　Haha, the answer is...

　Japan has a history of abolishing the death penalty, which is truly appalling.

　However, it's different for magical girls.

　Because so far, Japan doesn't have an effective way to "imprison" magical girls... Yes, they can't.

　Since the regeneration of magical girls' magic cannot be suppressed, they cannot be imprisoned in conventional "prisons" or similar structures.

　Shackles are meaningless, and chains can be broken.

　If things go wrong, the magical girls imprisoned in jail might just decide to cause trouble, and it could be that Japan has given these offending magical girls an opportunity to unite and do something big.

　If the brain is destroyed in a special way, but the heart and life are preserved, then the magical girl is in a state of unconsciousness.

　In that case, prison reform would be impossible.

　Therefore, magical girls generally have the privilege of "not interfering with minor matters"... If they make a small mistake, they will usually only be criticized and educated.

　For example, in a battle with a monster, a few innocent civilians might be accidentally killed... even if it might not have been an accident.

　Beyond "ignoring minor matters," for evil magical girls, punishment and "death" are the prices they must pay.

　But the premise is that such magical girls have no background.

　"Stan Entertainment Group Limited" can undoubtedly be considered a background entity, and a rather impressive one at that.

　Since they are foreign magical girls, they should naturally be handed over to Stan Entertainment Group for punishment and sentencing.

　This kind of logic exists everywhere and is generally effective.

　After all, Japan's magical girl agencies are pretty much on par with those in the US... it's all about money!

　We'll give you the money, you give us the people!

　However, today seems to have met with some setbacks...

　"Um... I'm sorry, we won't do that."

　Hearing the rejection from the other end of the phone, the operator was stunned: "Three million per person... in US dollars!"

　If they manage to bring back one magical girl, the Fuuto Magical Girl Agency will receive three million... two would be six million.

　Wouldn't the other party be tempted by such benefits?

　With this in mind, a man on the other end of the phone typed something for the operator to see... It was the head of the legal department.

　In response to the other party's instructions, the telephone operator immediately asked, "Has this gotten out of hand? Has your magical girl headquarters found out about this?"

　"If you're not satisfied with this price, we can add more... We're all businessmen, after all, adding more money is negotiable."

　"..." Indeed, Magical Girl Agency is essentially a business... and Stan Entertainment is undoubtedly the business of businessmen.

　This is one of the largest entertainment groups in the United States, and its artists are all talented, popular, and sought-after.

　Tall and hard!

　Although it still means making money by groveling before Stan Entertainment.

　The vice president of Stan Entertainment Group is also a U.S. congressman, so he has a lot of influence... enough to suppress something like this.

　The person on the other end of the phone was also unsure about what the operator had said: "This... please wait a moment, I need to consult with my superiors."

　Both the telephone operator and the head of the legal department showed satisfied expressions, confirming that the other party probably just had a big appetite.

　They had seen similar things countless times before.

　Therefore, for hands

　The corporation has always maintained a laissez-faire attitude towards those magical girls who are full of conspiracies and tricks.

　After all, if it succeeds, the group will be able to obtain 300% of the profits.

　If things don't work out, they can still bail people out and won't lose the cost of training their subordinates... This will allow them to expand the company even more recklessly next time.

　Perhaps this is what a conscientious company looks like!

　At least that's what they think.

　However, what they didn't expect was...

　"Oh, I'm so sorry—"

　The voice on the other end of the phone changed to that of a young boy: "We're in a bit of a predicament too."