Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Etzel's expression remained completely untrustworthy. She simply said, "What if you're calling one of your other paranoid companions?"

　Paranoid...?

　I'm so... @#JPY%……&*

　"..."

　"Then... what should we do?"

　Hearing the nun's helpless voice, Etzel pondered for a moment and gestured, "How about this, you make a phone call, and I'll give you the number."

　Is that so? Should I ask someone else to confirm?

　The nun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this was a good thing... better than being treated as a madwoman and then stabbed to death with a spear.

　As the nun nodded, Etzel read out the number—

　"1"

　The nun pressed one.

　"2"

　The nun pressed the second button.

　"0"

　The nun pressed 0.

　"……"nun:"……"

　Etzel: "..."

　"Um, excuse me... and then what?"

　The nun asked this question, and Etzel nodded naturally, saying, "That's all... Go ahead and call, we'll talk once you get through."

　"..." The nun hesitated for a moment, then, sensing something was wrong, she went online to check the number... It was an ambulance's number!

　It's the same property as 999 and 112!

　"King of the Grasslands... everything I said is true."

　The nun felt like she was about to cry, but at that moment, Etzel became more serious: "Your reaction is normal, so I'm starting to believe you."

　"..." The nun paused, pondering for a moment... In other words, everything she had just said was a lie to herself...

　Is that right?

　"Yes, I was just kidding you."

　As Etzel admitted this, she yawned and put her bare feet up on the table: "From the moment your eyes glazed over because of my nonsense, I knew you were probably a normal person... I was just playing with you later, you little punk."

　The nun, who was called a "minor fish," was not angry at all; on the contrary, she felt a sense of relief, as if she had been liberated.

　"That's great, if that's the case..."

　Etzel: "But why should I?"

　"..."

　"Eh?"

　The nun asked, puzzled, wondering if she had misheard: "What...what, by what right?"

　In response, Etzel, while picking his ear, simply said, "Why should I do anything for the survival of humanity?"

　"Even though, as you say, it's just a small favor, the destruction of the Earth has nothing to do with me. You know, I'm a weirdo..."

　That's indeed the logic.

　But the other Monster Kings should...

　Do not,

　It cannot be generalized.

　Because Etzel is an alien who crossed the galaxy to hunt monsters and erode the seeds of life.

　Etzel is not the kind of monster king who lived in human society, was born from humans, and then transformed again.

　They are, in fact, genuine extraterrestrial life.

　This is really, really difficult...

　However, Etzel also seemed somewhat interested in this matter: "So, why would I, who was originally destined to be here, have the audacity to adopt a magical beast?"

　Even if anyone could adopt a monster, it's highly unlikely that Etzel would do so—she came here to slay monsters, why would she adopt one?

　The nun was also unsure about this: "All we know is that the two demon wolves you adopted are the Sword Wolf and the Shield Wolf..."

　As she said this, the nun seemed to remember something and said, "By the way, you can ask Lord Congyu; he also knows about fate."

　"..." Cong Yu... Really?

　Thinking this, Etzel took out her phone and, with a skeptical attitude, asked Cong Yu about the relevant matters.

　He told me about adopting a demon wolf, a human destined for destiny, and the wolf of the sword and the wolf of the shield... I'll ask Congyu if it's true.

　then……

　[Cong Yu: ...]

　Cong Yu first sent over six points... So, things like fate were just something this nun was lying to herself, right?

　Oh no, Cong Yu thinks I'm crazy too.

　Etzel thought to herself, giving the nun a hostile look that made her break out in a cold sweat, but Congyu quickly gave her a reply.

　[Cong Yu: It's true.]

　[Cong Yu: But... is the matter of the Sword Wolf and the Shield Wolf serious?]

　[Etzel: Yeah, what's up? Do you know Cong Yu? Have you heard of her or read about her in a book?]

　[Cong Yu: No... rather than saying that...]

　[Cong Yu: I've heard of it...]

　Well, although Cong Yu's attitude was a bit strange, it seems the nun wasn't lying to me after all... So it's alright then.

　You escaped with your life!

　-

　Cong Yu, looking like an old man using a cell phone on the subway, stared at the message Etzel had sent him... Sword Wolf, Shield Wolf?

　Is it legal for Lei Guan to ride on Cang Xiang?

　Your character value must be over a thousand, right?

　Chapter 448 The Qing Prince's Side is Terrifying

　[Urgent Announcement! Urgent Announcement! This is Fuuto Radio Station, and this is Sugisaki Hideo!]

　Just now, near Senri Plaza, a magical beast—one of those creatures described in the Kojiki (Ancient Chronicles) as a demonic beast—appeared!

　[The enemy is a magical beast, known as a demonic beast. Everyone who hears this announcement, please move away immediately!]

　[To reiterate, near Qianli Square...]

　"..."

　"Let's go!"

　Yao Chuan Guang looked very excited and urged Lan Tian Zhu: "Little Lan, stop eating, let's do something big, let's do something big, go!"

　"..." Lan Tianzhu, who was eating breakfast, was a little confused. She didn't know why Xiaoguang was suddenly so enthusiastic... Still going, still going?

　When it comes to going out to work, Xiao Guang always seems rather resistant, reluctantly going out to fight monsters.

　But lately I've become more and more enthusiastic about playing World of Warcraft. What's the reason behind this?

　But Lan Tianzhu naturally wouldn't understand...

　After learning useful new skills, the usually tedious and boring grinding will instantly become an enjoyable experience for RPG players.

　It only becomes boring again after the initial novelty wears off.

　Perhaps this is what is meant by "possessing a sharp weapon, one's killing intent arises spontaneously."

　However, it wasn't "Black Cavity Seven Devours" that gave Yao Chuan Guang confidence... Although it was very useful, she didn't use it recklessly.

　She felt that the Black Chamber Seven Devourers looked too ferocious and didn't quite fit her sunny, cheerful, and...憨厚可爱 (honest and cute) image.

　It's generally used only when you're outmatched; it's considered a backup ultimate move.

　What really got Yao Chuan Guang itching to try was the new techniques that Teacher Hong had taught him, as well as Teacher Hong's trump card technique—Crimson Crystal!

　Of course, Hikaru Yokawa is not very proficient at using it yet, and has only grasped the basics. Therefore, he still needs to use "Shining Crystal" more often in battle.

　"Magical Girl Shining☆-chan, transform and attack!"

　Yao Chuanguang rushed out of the house with a cheerful smile, while Lan Tianzhu and Xiao Cui exchanged a glance, seeing helplessness in each other's eyes.

　However, they are magical girls after all, not those magical girl trainees who don't get paid and only have two and a half years of training time...

　With high salaries comes the obligation to be on standby at all times to protect the safety of Fengdu—that's their duty!

　After quickly finishing their bread, the two waved to Cong Yu and Hong, who were leisurely eating, and then transformed and rushed out.

　"Ah wu..."

　Hong chewed her bread slowly, a slice of sausage dangling from her lips, and sighed, "Ah, youth...it's so wonderful."

　"..." Cong Yu glanced at Hong, who seemed to be having some kind of episode, and retorted, "Are you that old? Or do you think you're a super adult?"

　Age is a sensitive topic for many magical girls... after all, they are quite old.

　The more someone tries to act young, the less they like it when others ask them their age.

　But Lan Tianzhu, who likes to lounge on the sofa watching TV and doesn't care at all about his middle-aged appearance...

　There are also guys like Hong who would sigh, "Youth is so wonderful."

　She is clearly not the kind of magical girl who cares about age.

　"Well, I guess I can't really call myself young... and the term 'super-adult' is just too weird."

　Responding like this, Kurenai did indeed have some feelings: "Now, I've taught Yaochuan Guang and the others almost everything I could... I guess I'm qualified as a teacher of magical girls, right?"

　Have you taught everything you can...?

　This is not a good statement to make...

　Thinking this, Cong Yu sighed, shook her head, and commented, "Hong... I wouldn't be surprised if you really died someday."

　Hong was taken aback and blinked.

　Cong Yu, however, raised a finger as an example: "What you just said was another classic example of a flag being set..."

　The teacher saying "I have nothing more to teach you" is almost identical to the magical girl senior saying "There's nothing left to be afraid of."

　Or they might say something like, "I'm also a knight who's giving it his all," and then remark on how quiet the streets are... which is quite dangerous.

　With Cong Yu's explanation...

　"Eh? Is that so?"

　As she said this, Hong crossed her arms, indicating that she couldn't understand: "But even though I'm a teacher, I'm not entirely a teacher..."

　"My life is so long, how can it be summarized by Yaochuan Guang's teacher? Is she some kind of protagonist?"

　Cong Yu nodded in agreement, then suddenly remembered something and said, "But don't you think Yao Chuan Guang has the makings of a protagonist?"

　That makes sense now.

　If this were a magical girl manga, someone like Hikaru Yohkawa would be a super protagonist... a protagonist burdened with some incredible bloodline.

　Cong Yu is a carefree and easygoing person with good teachers and friends, companions, and someone who hides her identity, initially an enemy but later becoming his beloved wife...

　My beloved wife...

　"puff--"

　Thinking of this, Hong couldn't help but laugh out loud. Then, under Cong Yu's completely bewildered expression and the stare that made her look like she was an idiot, she burst into laughter: "Hahaha—"

　Cong Yu: "..."