Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

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　[Cong Yu: Doctor! I'm telling you, I'll be coming to see you with my magical girl friend later.]

　[Cong Yu: Doctor, please reply if you see this.]

　[Doctor: What are you doing? Did you deliberately call your magical girl to get in my way?]

　[Cong Yu: No, no, no, it's like this, you're a quack doctor, right? I want you to research some fake results so they can feel at ease.]

　[Doctor: Am I a quack?!]

　[Cong Yu: Don't worry about that. Anyway, let me tell you, the situation is very complicated. Don't interrupt...]

　[Cong Yu: There is a magical girl named Yao Chuan Guang. Although she is a magical girl, she is the King of Monsters.]

　[Cong Yu: The reason I know this is because...]

　[Cong Yu: That day, Yao Chuanguang and her parents...]

　[Cong Yu: Monster...memories...]

　[Cong Yu: I dreamt... that I had a split personality.]

　[Cong Yu: In short, just say that her second personality is the demonic power residing within her body.]

　【doctor:……】

　When Cong Yu first said the situation was complicated, the doctor didn't take it seriously, but now that he sees it... the complicated is eerily complicated!

　I glanced at it once and almost didn't remember it!

　Chapter 442 Yaochuan Guang's Butt

　"twitter--"

　(Look, this is me being summoned by Boss Xiao Cui)

　Then, I learned a new technique! Hahaha!

　"twitter--"

　(Wow, that's amazing.)

　"twitter--"

　(Teach me!)

　"Chirp, chirp, chirp—"

　(Listen up, the first step is to throw away our spears. Then make a small staff, and then...)

　"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"

　(Hmph!)

　……

　Beside a lake where the flowers and plants were unbelievably beautiful and the water was so clear it was almost dreamlike, like a fairyland, the little elves were exchanging something with each other.

　With the teaching of these little elves, many elves quickly learned the [Little Green Flow - Mini Spiral] spell.

　So these confident little sprites began to represent their lake in battles against other lakes.

　Then...

　"twitter?!"

　(How come you guys know how to do that too?)

　"grumble!"

　(Quack!)

　"Chirp chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp—"

　(Haha, I was summoned last time too—)

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　When Congyu really brought four magical girls... of course, Kurenai was included too; although she was no longer a girl, she was still very magical.

　When Cong Yu really did bring four magical girls... of course, they came by tram, not the Jormungandr train—

　Cong Yu didn't want to be so frank about things for the time being.

　While one could say, "Ah, I learned it," the other three magical girls in the episode were unaware of the situation...

　These three little magical girls... and the two little magical girls aren't stupid either.

　If you can get to that level, it's impossible to guess.

　When Cong Yu arrived at the Two-Round Pharmaceuticals Company with four magical girls, the Mirror Girl sitting at the door was shocked.

　Why is Lord Congyu getting more and more exaggerated?

　This time, they really brought a whole swarm of magical girls to the 22nd Group headquarters.

　"Um, good morning, Lord Congyu, Lord Hong, Miss Xiaocui, and the other two... hello."

　As the Mirror Girl spoke, she hesitated for a moment before nodding to the magical girls in front of her.

　“It’s bad, it’s bad.”

　Cong Yu nodded, genuinely feeling that the Mirror Girl's job as a gatekeeper was very hard, and then led the magical girls beside her inside.

　Mirror Girl: "..."

　Looking at Yaochuan Guang and Lantian Zhu who were curiously observing each other, Jingnv felt that she should ask about the situation.

　But think about it and forget it.

　I guess it's a newly corrupted magical girl created by Lord Murasame... Her efficiency seems to be getting faster and faster, it's really amazing.

　For decades, there was only one Red Master, then Little Green appeared, and then there were two more, one yellow and one blue.

　Although I have a lot to complain about, all those words will ultimately boil down to a single sigh—

　As expected of Lord Congyu.

　Catch one magical girl and charm her.

　Thinking this way, Mirror Girl could even imagine a vast forest, in which Cong Yu's eyes flashed with red lightning as she searched for prey.

　Then, upon hearing the slightest noise, I cast a Corruption spell, and subsequently gained a magical girl... something like that.

　"..."

　"Is this... the headquarters of the freak group?"

　Yao Chuanguang looked around, standing in the elevator, watching Cong Yu skillfully press the "-22" button: "It feels no different from the company I've seen in TV dramas..."

　There really is no difference.

　It wouldn't be right for a passerby to walk into Liangliang Pharmacy and see a big sign that says "Secret Base of the 22nd Group," would it?

　That would be anything but secretive, and would even be a bit too arrogant.

　Then, as soon as the elevator doors opened, Yaochuan Guang immediately saw a familiar strange person: "Eh? Isn't this Xiaoying? Although I probably don't recognize Xiaoying."

　In response to Yao Chuanguang's words, Xiao Ying, who was waiting for the elevator, nodded: "Yes, I am Xiao Ying No. 114514... I am in charge of the group's cleaning work."

　Xiaoying, whose number is six digits later, is already so small that she's practically a super little loli, and looks like she's probably in first grade.

　Their combat strength was already comparable to that of an ordinary adult, so many of them were just menial tasks.

　Even so, he is still an incarnation of the Great Shadow, so his status is quite high.

　"Oh, hello, hello."

　Yao Chuan Guang looked at Super Little Ying, reached out and shook her hand, then watched her walk into the elevator, before turning his head away...

　The entire view of the 22nd Group headquarters was instantly imprinted in her eyes.

　A large space, a long corridor, and many strange people passing by... Not far away, you can also see a bunch of computers, desks, and office chairs.

　Aside from the "employees" being eccentric, the furnishings and installations have a sci-fi and magical feel, but otherwise it feels no different from an ordinary company.

　"Isn't this just an ordinary company?"

　Yaochuan Guang couldn't help but say this, and those freakish corporate slaves with bitter faces couldn't help but glance at Yaochuan Guang.

　Then she glanced at Cong Yu, who was standing beside them.

　I suddenly understood.

　More cats and dogs picked up by Lord Congyu... Lady Brigitte seems to have been picked up by Lord Congyu as well.

　Moreover, whether it's Lady Brigitte or...

　Lord Hong is incredibly powerful, so it seems...

　Lord Congyu picks up an SSR character every time.

　This means that the advanced version of auto-pickup is enabled.

　They figured the women were probably there to complete their onboarding procedures, so these oddballs didn't say anything... They had originally wanted to defend the company.

　They'd say things like, "Their salaries are higher than those of human companies, they work less overtime, and overtime pay is guaranteed. They also have full insurance coverage and benefits that protect their families from major and minor illnesses."

　However, there's no need to worry about it, because you'll understand once you start working there.

　……

　As for Yaochuan Guang's assessment of "ordinary company", Lantian Zhu looked at the strange people passing by and the countless magical devices hanging in the air above the open space.

　Lan Tianzhu felt that Yao Chuanguang's understanding of "ordinary" might be somewhat different from that of normal people.

　The strange people who just pass by are hardly ordinary!

　Amidst these reflections, Lan Tianzhu looked at Yao Chuanguang with a very admiring gaze and couldn't help but sigh, "Guangguang, your butt is crooked."

　Indeed, Yaochuan Guang's attitude has become somewhat skewed, for some reason.

　But isn't Lantianzhu the same? Aren't the people of this windy city the same?

　Isn't the entire magical girl world of Japan, the atmosphere of Japan, and the world itself moving in a more peaceful direction?

　As for Lan Tianzhu, Yaochuan Guang blinked and followed behind Xiao Cui who was leading the way, reaching out to touch his butt.

　"Is my butt crooked? Is it because my skirt is crooked?"

　Yaochuan Guang asked this question.

　Blue Sky Nagisa: "..."

　Hopeless.

　Chapter 443 An Accidental Insight

　"Ahem, this is it..."

　The doctor coughed lightly twice, then looked seriously at Yao Chuanguang, who was obediently receiving treatment: "Your second personality is rather evil, but her dementia as a monster makes up for this part."

　"If you want your second personality to emerge, you might appear to be more wicked, perhaps doing bad things or stealing men."

　"The best solution now is to create a separate body for her while simultaneously removing your second personality."

　"..." Yao Chuan Guang seemed quite shocked by the doctor's diagnosis: "Huh? My second personality is an idiot? I thought I was the idiot and my second personality was a smart person!"

　You're far too self-aware.

　As a qualified comedian, Nagisa Azuma delivered a perfectly timed retort: ​​"Is this the key point? Shouldn't we be more focused on the fact that your second personality is a monster?"

　The doctor then proceeded with the fabrication he had previously discussed with Cong Yu: "Rather than a second personality, it's more like a soul residing within you... but this soul is also a part of you, understand?"

　To be honest, even the doctor didn't know what he was saying.

　Yao Chuan Guang, on the other hand, understood and nodded with his arms crossed – “I roughly understand… So the one who killed my whole family was actually me.”

　"……"doctor:"!!!"

　Cong Yu: "!!!"

　No, what's going on? We never said that, okay? The information we provided couldn't possibly lead to such a conclusion!

　It's just like saying, "Oh, there's five dollars on the ground in front of me," and then immediately thinking, "Haha, it looks like I dropped it five years ago."

　Logically speaking, the person should have no memory of losing five yuan five years ago, so it's impossible to draw such a conclusion.