Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　The way the doctor said it, so seriously, about "deceiving fate," was kind of funny... it felt a bit like he was trying to fool a child.

　It's like when you cover a baby's face with your hand and then remove it, giving the baby a frightening "Wow!" feeling.

　Or rather, it's like we're just going through the motions with the audience of a stage play called "Fate"... and at this moment, everyone is an actor.

　"And it's not over yet..."

　The doctor said, tapping on the computer screen, "I'm not sure if this level of 'fake death' can fool fate... After all, such behavior is far too frivolous."

　Even though the Rabbit Man was seriously injured, and he fulfilled the destiny's objective... it was already quite a joke.

　"Afterwards, once you're back at work, let's see if fate will regret its decision and resume its pursuit of you..."

　As he said this, the doctor rested his chin on his hand and looked at Cong Yu: "So how are things on your end? What about Moirai?"

　Not ideal.

　Cong Yu shook her head, glanced at Xiao Cui, and then thought that since she had already been exposed and her disguise had been revealed, it didn't matter anymore.

　He then recounted the entire story of his relationship with the rap king.

　And very unfortunately, neither Moirai nor his followers reacted to this at all... completely ignoring it.

　"I see... So the 'God of Fate' and 'Fate' are in cahoots? Do Moirai's followers know about Red Ears?"

　The doctor placed a strip of unregistered pills on the table as he spoke: "Hmm, I don't think they knew..."

　Indeed, it was probably an automatic reaction from fate.

　Those unexpected misfortunes are like the body sensing a virus, and then automatically using the immune system to fight it off.

　Ah, if you think about it that way...

　"I see. So, Moirai's followers are prescription drugs?"

　As she said this, Cong Yu smiled helplessly: "If the calamities of fate are the counterattack of white blood cells, then powerful viruses like Red, which cannot be dealt with by the immune system, will be dealt with by the followers of Moilei... That's my speculation."

　This is an interesting idea, but to directly refer to red as a virus... that's really a strange feeling.

　"In short, give this to Hong, preferably on an empty stomach. Don't drink too much water or eat too much before taking the medicine, otherwise she might lose control of her bladder after she dies..."

　"If the red one has high resistance and doesn't die within ten minutes after taking one pill, then take another pill, up to a maximum of three pills."

　"They'll probably be dead for about ten hours. Keep an eye on them. If they're dead for more than twenty hours and still not alive, call me."

　Although it was a very normal medical order, it was somehow incredibly ridiculous.

　-

　On

　After taking a drowsy nap, Hong opened her eyes and saw Cong Yu carrying medicine... with a strange smile on her face.

　"Da Hong! Time for your medicine!"

　red:"……"

　red:"!!!"

　No! I never stopped you from cheating on me. Wait... we're not even husband and wife!

　Why did you drug me?!

　Don't people poison each other without telling anyone these days?

　Chapter 395 Suddenly Tall and Handsome

　Deepest condolences... Red roof under the rainbow.

　"Clap!"

　Yaochuan Guang clapped his hands and bowed to Teacher Hong, who was lying on the sofa, her life hanging in the balance, looking very serious.

　"O soul, return! O soul, come back!"

　"Return home, my soul, come back!"

　"..." At this, Lan Tianzhu, who was sitting to the side, kept glancing sideways, thinking about why Yaochuan Guang was summoning the spirit here... Wasn't it said that Hong was faking her death?

　It's not like he's really dead.

　Is there any need to perform strange rituals here?

　Cong Yu's gaze, however, was much simpler and clearer than Lan Tianzhu's, and could be summed up in just two words—

　nerve.

　……

　Noticing Cong Yu's caring gaze towards the fool, Yao Chuan Guang turned to look at him, then swung her deliberately long sleeves at Cong Yu.

　"Whoohoo-"

　While making strange noises, Yaochuan Guang shook his hand, which had been pulled back into his sleeve, revealing his snow-white shoulder.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　To be honest, I don't really understand Yaochuan Guang's thought process.

　Cong Yu rolled her eyes and continued playing the online game with Lan Tianzhu... it was the kind of family game where two people cooperate to complete the game.

　It's the kind of game where two players go on an adventure together, playing the role of a married couple as they overcome obstacles... There were similar games in Congyu's previous life.

　It's even the best game.

　Perfect for couples to play together...

　However, at this moment it's like three people are playing together... Although Hikaru Yokawa himself doesn't play, he'll be pointing and giving advice from the sidelines.

　There are also many scenes such as "male and female characters holding hands" and "two main characters kissing".

　Whenever she encountered a similar situation, Nagisa Azuma would always glance at Hikaru Yokawa without leaving a trace, and then she would realize what was going on.

Yao Chuanguang didn't care at all.

　"Wow wow wow!"

　Even now, the child is still there, grinning foolishly.

　Although she wanted to teach Yaochuan Guang a lesson, Lantian Zhu thought about it carefully... and realized that she didn't need to do so at all.

　She's a beneficiary of the system!

　Amidst the sighs of Cong Yu and Lan Tianzhu, Yao Chuan Guang stopped playing around and lazily lay down to continue watching the two play games.

　Then, as if remembering something, she asked, "After taking the drug to fake death... will Teacher Hong have to go back to class?"

　That seems to be true, but Cong Yu thinks that Hong doesn't want to go back to class... She didn't come to Fuuto High School with pure intentions in the first place.

　Although the mission was to investigate monsters and the 21st Group, the main reason was to come and see Murasame.

　Now that they've moved into Cong Yu's house, they definitely have no intention of going back to class.

　Even decent people don't like going to work.

　"If nothing unexpected happens, that's how it will be."

　As she said this, Cong Yu looked at Hong, who was sprawled on the sofa like a lump of mud, with half of her arm and leg hanging out.

　After Rabbit Man went back to work, it seemed that nothing went wrong... Fate didn't turn around and take a surprise turn.

　There was no "What?! Aren't you supposed to be well-mannered?" or similar reaction, nor was there any renewed investigation into the "resurrection" of the rabbit man.

　This was obviously great news for Cong Yu and the doctor.

　Of course, the rabbit man's expression was obviously not pleasant, and she really didn't want to go to work... but that's a story for another time.

　"However, we must first take the medicine and successfully satisfy fate... after all, it's just a fake death."

　Cong Yu said this.

　This is quite different from the Rabbit Man's fate... The Rabbit Man's fate was to recover from serious injuries, and she really did recover from serious injuries in the end.

　Hong was, after all, faking her death.

　Even if a fake death looks real, it's still fake.

　Cong Yu looked at the time displayed on the TV... It's about time, Hong should be waking up soon too.

　If he doesn't wake up, the doctor would say something has happened.

　"Well--"

　Hong let out a soft groan and opened her eyes with slight rustling sounds, her gaze somewhat dazed.

　Hong, who had regained some consciousness, looked around and seemed not to have fully recovered from her apparent death.

　Her lips moved, as if she were trying to speak, but her voice was hoarse and barely audible...

　Realizing this, Hong coughed violently—

　"Cough cough! Cough cough!"

　Then, with Yaochuan Guang's help, Hong, still dazed, got up, rubbed her eyes, picked up a can of cola from the coffee table, and took two sips.

　Then, a hoarse sound came out—

　"I am back!"

　"..." Although it felt strange to say that, Cong Yu didn't complain at this moment, but smiled and said, "Well, well, welcome back."

　After a while, Ms. Hong seemed to be feeling better. She stretched her limbs and said, "Perfect! Haha! I'm so hot!"

　Drive like this

　Heartbroken, she got up and started running around, lamenting that she had successfully deceived fate.

　This is one small step for the world, but one giant leap for mankind.

　On the spot, Hong threw her head back and laughed loudly, letting out three long howls—

　"Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me?!"

　Then, Hong ran to the bathroom door and stepped on the water stains left by Yaochuan Guang after he mopped the floor.

　Then his foot slipped, and his head slammed into the shelf hanging on the wall with a "thud"... He fell flat on his face!

　Then, before Hong could even get up from where she had fallen to the ground...

　The glass bottle on the shelf suddenly fell down, and if nothing unexpected happens... it will probably stick to Red's head.

　However, the bottle was caught in mid-air by Cong Yu who rushed over from behind.

　"Ah, it seems..."

　Hong: "Ah...indeed."

　……

　It seems that fate is a bit more rigorous than imagined; it's not something that can be successfully fooled by simply faking one's death.

　"Sigh, let's go, let's go report."

　As Cong Yu spoke, he pulled Hong up from the ground. He took a deep breath: "It seems that we have indeed reached a point of 'no other choice'."

　Hong, having gotten up, dusted herself off and gently twisted her neck: "Ha, it seems so..."

　At this moment, Cong Yu and Hong stood side by side.

　Their dark eyes and crimson eyes seemed to flash like lightning in the air... conveying a certain determination and power.

　Only now has it become clear that...

　The two, as genuine "villains," possess a unique kind of cool and charm in this "mere world."

　"We're going out for a bit, and we won't be back for dinner unless something unexpected happens... We might be going on a long trip soon, and we'll let you know afterward."

　As she said this, Cong Yu changed her shoes in the entryway, put her hands in her pockets, and waited for Hong to put on her high heels.

　Prepare to begin, let Chi You declare her dominion over the world.

　Find Moirai's henchmen, then pierce the chest of fate and the gods.

　……

　"Wait, Congyu-chan... I want to go too."

　Yaochuan Guang said this.