Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　Qili still handed over the document.

　The officer clearly lacked composure; he took the document with trembling teeth, then looked at it while sweating profusely…

　It's over.

　He knew it was all over.

　With this thought in mind, the officer went completely mad: "The documents are all forged... All officers! Open fire! Kill these terrorists!!!"

　"..."

　"Da da da……"

　The roar of countless guns resounded instantly, and countless bullets swept towards the live broadcast camera.

　It's a real shame.

　How can mere bullets compare to a body hardened by countless trials?!

　It was just a minor conflict, but with the support of Cong Yu, Saint King, and even many Monster Kings, Qi Li had the courage to confront them head-on.

　However, the following scenes were too brutal and may not be suitable for all viewers, and also violated the rules of the live stream.

　Therefore, as indicated, the live stream was temporarily shut down.

　"..."

　[Oops, the screen went black!]

　[Host! Can you adjust the live stream settings?]

　[Damn it, I just saw such a spectacular scene...]

　Where's the property manager? Property manager, speak up!

　[I just arrived. Is this His Highness the Saint King's new movie?]

　"..." When the scene reconnected, the audience could no longer see the soldiers... The scene showed a dark brown liquid being continuously discharged into the sea.

　At the same time, the Magical Girl Association members, holding prepared statements, read out: "According to investigations, the Radiation Power Plant has been operating since XXX year..."

　“The wastewater discharged into the ocean was not treated by the Alternating Water Treatment and Control System (ALPS) and was not diluted before being discharged.”

　"Such behavior violates Article XX of the Nuclear Waste Disposal Regulations and is a serious criminal offense."

　"At this point, the Central City Magical Girl Headquarters has delivered its verdict... The suspects related to the Radiation Nuclear Power Plant will be arrested immediately!"

　After this announcement, the magical girls began to educate the audience in this world who were not yet aware of the seriousness of the problem about the dangers of nuclear wastewater... and then, Murasame would start eating.

　It's basically the same line as "Hey bro, double tap 666 and watch me swallow nuclear wastewater whole," but it'll be much more elegant.

　After all, this was also a way to attract the followers of Moirai, who might sense the shift in their fate.

　So it's also like a punching bag moment.

　Meanwhile, viewers from all over the world in the live stream thoroughly enjoyed the drama and felt they had really hit the jackpot by watching this live stream tonight.

　Holy crap! A giant snake swallowed a waste container whole!

　Is this something we can watch?

　This is... the power of our King of Wind City!

　[This is outrageous! We've been fishermen for generations, and this kind of thing still happens... It's just too much!]

　[Okay, okay! One more! I'll have one more!]

　I envy the storage tanks; I wish I were the one being swallowed up instead.

　【unbelievable.】

　Chapter 388 Oh no! The succubus's aura backfired!

　In many people's eyes, the world is almost on the verge of collapse... although everyone knew the world was already teetering on the brink.

　But feeling so acutely that humanity isn't doing well feels different from simply saying "this world is doomed."

　After all, it's another terrorist attack in the United States and another nuclear wastewater discharge in Japan.

　It feels like it's about to be sent.

　Although there's no concrete evidence of what race the people who crashed into the Twin Towers were, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with monsters.

　This time, the weirdo won't take the blame.

　These are all disasters that humanity itself has brought upon itself.

　However, humans are the most empathetic yet the least empathetic of all creatures... and that's precisely why hellish jokes exist.

　A hell joke is a joke that will send you to hell if you laugh at it.

　In other words, at least some people will find hell jokes unfunny... and that is precisely the essence of hell jokes.

　Because these are the people who find pleasure in the suffering of others, in terrible disasters, and gather together to talk about them with relish.

　This is not a bad thing, and this group of people is not a small number.

　So for many people who are quite happy, these recent events are quite delightful.

　I've certainly had my fill of gossip.

　The joint operation of the Saint King, the King of the Wind City, and the Neon Magical Girl Association was like a live-streamed blockbuster movie.

　The earlier conflict with the army was dramatic and contentious.

　The subsequent conviction and sentencing of those who knew about the reckless discharge of nuclear wastewater showcased the heroic coolness of the magical girls.

　Finally, the King of Wind appears and summons a giant serpent to devour the waste and wastewater being discharged, thus filling the gap in the grand scene missing from the movie.

　Well, as a popcorn movie, it always needs gorgeous and grand special effects to liven things up... burning through the budget!

　Moreover, the simple and straightforward solution in the end even made this environmentally conscious film a happy ending.

　Okay, this live stream might get nominated for this year's film awards.

　Because the show was so entertaining, people even started discussing why the King of the Wind City would get involved in this matter.

　Even the Saint King knew that it was the King of Wind who had summoned him.

　But what's the deal with the King of Fengdu?

　Why should the King of Fengdu concern himself with matters concerning Fudu?

　Amid such doubts, netizens began to employ a skill common to netizens worldwide—making wild guesses while speaking with great seriousness.

　For example, some people say that the King of Wind City was actually a farmer from Fudu for generations, but eventually the wind drifted to Wind City.

　Is this human language?

　Cong Yu laughed when she heard this... Farmers from Fudu, right? Do they grow fish and chips in their fields?

　(British netizens: Do not click)

　Some say that the King of Fengdu is actually a sea serpent that heard the cries for help from the fish and snakes in the ocean of Fengdu.

　This saying has spread the most widely and is talked about with great interest.

　It makes one wonder if these guys even paid attention in middle school biology class.

　Urgent question!

　Is the hissing sound of a snake a call?

　What do fish call?

　(Fish: Sister, save me!)

　As a result of the spread of the meme and the wide reach of the video, the situation developed exactly as Cong Yu had predicted.

　It reached the ears of those who cared.

　"Huh? The King of Fengdu... has his fate taken another dramatic turn?"

　These words were spoken by Ms. Lin, who was watching the news on TV. She then opened her phone and searched for the original video from a few nights ago.

　The nuclear wastewater, which was supposed to gradually leak and eventually be discharged on a large scale, seems to have been cleaned up by the King of the Wind City...

　Is the situation serious?

　Regarding her companion's words, Ms. Lin, leaning lazily back in her office chair, gave a simple yawn: "It's alright... the situation has shifted by another 0.3 or 0.4 percentage points."

　It's not small anymore.

　Yes, that's how it's displayed on the "probability of fate" seen in these eyes.

　The current "probability of fate" is 65.663%... Before they destroyed Mexico, this probability was around 59%.

　Thanks to the destruction of Mexico and the recent continued efforts of the religious order, this accuracy has been corrected considerably.

　Although they didn't know how this number was calculated, as agents of God, they didn't need to consider how the probability was calculated...

　All you need to do is work hard to deflect it towards 100%.

　Of course, Ms. Lin's team hasn't done anything yet.

　Once she received the event funds, she immediately misappropriated them, buying an office building and an employee game room.

　They even went so far as to claim it was to increase work efficiency, and even casually mentioned some projects to continue asking the organization for funding.

　Well, this kind of behavior can only be described as very characteristic of hers.

　Let's give the gods a taste of Chinese awe!

　"Um, Divine Messenger... the King of Wind City seems to be constantly changing his fate, right? Shouldn't we try to deal with it?"

　To her companion who was saying this, Miss Lin, who had now become successful, gently clenched her hands and looked at the fine silk gloves she was wearing.

　"No, no need... We'll figure out a way to kill some fish later and fix our fate."

　When Ms. Lin answered, her subordinates were clearly stunned, with an expression that seemed to say, "Huh? Is that even possible?"

　"Hmm, have you ever played racing games?"

　As she said this, Miss Lin kindly explained to her subordinate, "If you can pass through the checkpoints accurately, then the system won't care how you pass through one checkpoint after another... that's fate."

　Just as they didn't need to precisely strike the Twin Towers on September 11th, nor did they need to actually use the Saint King's extermination spell to destroy Mexico.

　Sometimes, all fate wants is an outcome.

　Furthermore, it doesn't need to be too rigorous, since human power is limited... those who survive by accident can be killed again.

　However, they clearly cannot resurrect those who die unexpectedly.

　It can only be said that sometimes fate is cruel, and sometimes it is lenient... There are also some people in the organization who were destined to die.

　But God doesn't care at all.

　As long as the general direction is correct, we don't need to pay special attention to the minor details, such as a living person or a few dead people.

　Things aren't that bad yet.

　"But the King of the Wind City must have severely impacted many destinies, right?"

　"..." This subordinate seems to be talking too much.

　"..." Miss Lin glanced at him, her voice carrying a strange, layered emphasis: "I said... no need."

　It's no big deal to help the King of Fengdu clean up his mess, after all, he's from the same hometown...

　Miss Lin had a pretty good impression of the boy who wanted to change the fate of his friend's death... He was also very generous with money, and maybe after he switched sides from the gods, he would work for Boss Congyu.

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　Cong Yu (gritting her teeth): Thank you so much!

　Lin: You're welcome—(cute—)

　Chapter 389 Prisoner Suffers

　"Waaaaagh!!"

　Early in the morning, Hong was in the bathroom, making a sound that seemed to be made by a green-skinned dog... but it was clearly not her battle cry.

　Lantian Zhu and Xiao Cui could roughly guess what had happened... In any case, it was some kind of accident.

　"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

　While asking these questions, Xiao Cui hurriedly rushed to the bathroom, and then...