Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　The girl was speaking into the microphone of her phone, and it seemed like she was communicating with someone... or even arguing with them.

　The answer is that they are arguing with the comments section.

　Yes, because the girl was lazy, she didn't have any special work after the "Didi Mediation App" was promoted.

　So I can only play games in my office.

　So I started a live stream and became a streamer.

　[Johnny's Walk: This stinky bastard is bragging about gold again?]

　"..." The girl, who had been boasting, immediately became furious upon seeing this comment and shouted, "You! You! Johnny, you speak to me!"

　(Johnnie Walker)

　"If you can't explain yourself clearly today, you'll get hit by a car tomorrow, do you understand? I can't stand low-scoring dogs like you arguing here!"

　The girl cursed the comments section, but when she heard the doorbell ring, she calmed down a little: "Wait a minute, the streamer's McDonald's has arrived."

　"..." Then, the viewers in the live stream heard the following sound—

　"Oh? Teacher, what brings you here? I'm working... cough cough, really working, it's very tiring—"

　"No! Aaaaaaah!!"

　What's that noise?!

　But don't worry, the streamer didn't quit the internet, he just got caught... Brothers, see you again sometime!

　-

　"Hey, with apps like Didi Chuxing for mediating fights, why do we still need to patrol?"

　The girl walked dejectedly down the street with her teacher, Qili, complaining, "We have to patrol before development and we have to patrol after development. Doesn't that mean we developed the software for nothing?"

　That makes a lot of sense at first glance...

　"Enough with the nonsense. Our job is to patrol and ensure that the people of Kyoto realize that magical girls can be trusted."

　Qili was very clear-headed. She patted the girl's head and said, "Software is developed to make our work easier, not so you can slack off... Do you understand? Do you understand?!"

　The girl who was being hit on the head pitifully covered her head and begged for mercy: "Stop hitting me, stop hitting me, if you keep hitting me, I'll become stupid."

　Moreover, the two were not patrolling aimlessly.

　All I can say is that there just happened to be a fight I needed to break up.

　about there……

　"arrive."

　As Qili said this, she noticed the obvious commotion ahead... two drunken ghosts were fighting in the street.

　If not stopped in time, the fighting may escalate into a larger disturbance, fueled by the interest of other passing demons.

　Yes, it's them again.

　Nine out of ten incidents are caused by the demons getting drunk... Seriously, if their drinking manners are so bad, they should be careful not to get drunk!

　As Qili was thinking this, the passersby on the roadside walked by as usual... just keeping their distance from the two demons.

　To avoid being affected by their entry into ground warfare.

　"Listen up, you demons in front!"

　Qili shouted, trying to persuade them with words: "Your behavior has caused inconvenience to others, please stop immediately!"

　Unfortunately, the two demons seemed completely oblivious to Qili's shouts from the side, still engaged in various ground combats.

　"what!"

　"Oh, good!"

　"Mmm, ah!!!"

　"..." Watching the two demons fighting with such passion, Kiri paused for a moment, while the girl immediately shouted righteously, "Teacher, leave it to me!"

　The girl shouted and reached into her backpack, rummaging around for something before pulling out... a megaphone!

　To be precise, it's a loudspeaker.

　A classic Chinese-style megaphone!

　"Hey Hey hey--"

　After greeting them like this, the girl tested the loudspeaker's effectiveness, then coughed lightly: "Listen up, you demons in front! Stop what you're doing right now! Otherwise, we'll report this to Mount Ooe and have your leader deal with you!"

　Amidst the deafening sound emanating from the loudspeaker, the two demons were clearly stunned, their eyes becoming much clearer.

　The two looked at each other.

　What? Reporting it to Ooeyama... That's definitely not going to work!

　"No! We know we were wrong!"

　One of the demons nodded and apologized first, followed closely by the other... and then, the two demons quickly disappeared.

　"..." Qili looked at the girl with a strange expression, opened her mouth as if to say something but then stopped herself: "Um... um..."

　how to say?

　The most useful episode.

　……

　Before Qili could say anything,

　The smug girl, hands on her hips, noticed a strange procession of hooded people passing through the streets and alleys.

　Each of them wore a hood that covered their face, and the hoods also had other patterns [↑↓].

　He doesn't look like a normal person.

　"Hey! Anyone over there, do you need help from a magical girl? Is it cosplay? Or do you worship some kind of omnipotent god? Can you tell me more?"

　As the girl said this, it also caught Qili's attention... Indeed, this group looked very strange and eye-catching, and was certainly suspicious.

　"..." However, the hooded figures did not answer. Instead, like puppets on strings, they raised their heads in unison and silently.

　It looks a little creepy.

　"Wow, what exactly do you guys do?"

　The girl was still questioning, but Qili, as a professional, had already noticed something was wrong. She silently released her magic and stealthily approached the other person.

　At this moment, the hooded figures spoke up—

　"Kyoto, there are magical girls?"

　The man's voice was extremely hoarse, as if it had traversed countless barren deserts, each note like a raging wind carrying grains of sand pouring from his broken vocal cords.

　Kirei stepped in front of the girl, confronting the hooded figures: "That's right, we are hired by the Lord of Tamamo-no-Miya and the Lord of Mount Oe. We are magical girls from the Kyoto branch of the Central City Magical Girl Headquarters..."

　At the same time, a beautiful magical energy slowly enveloped the area. From the sensations transmitted back by the magic, he learned of the other person's identity, their withered body, and their completely stopped heartbeat…

　Congealed blood.

　"..."

　"You're not alive?"

　Qili asked this question, while the girl hiding behind Qili, who had only peeked out, couldn't help but shiver: "Zombies...?"

　The hooded figures showed no intention of clashing with the two people's attention; they simply waved their hands to disperse the enchanting magic.

　Or……

　It reversed back to its beautiful direction.

　Just like when Qili releases her magic,

　"..." As Qili's eyes narrowed, one of the hooded figures responded, "We are the dead who have reversed life and death... we are people who should have died."

　"Dressing strangely is only to avoid causing trouble for others... It's not good to affect the appearance of the city."

　"..."

　"..." Very polite, seems like no dangerous individual.

　"Feel sorry."

　Kiri expressed her apologies, saying, "We will inform the magical girls about your situation to prevent you from being questioned again in the future."

　After nodding to each other, the two left.

　-

　That night, all the ancestral graves in the villages near Kyoto were dug up.

　……

　Grandparents: Your father/grandfather/grandmother has passed away.

　Villagers: NO!

　Chapter 292 Caught in the Act (Just kidding)

　Under the dim and soft light, Yoshimi Munemasa was dressed in standard bartender attire... that is, a sharp suit.

　With dragon horns on her head and a crimson scaled dragon tail trailing behind her, Munemasa Yoshimi is a complete freak.

　After she can completely retract those special organs into her body, she will receive a title... Cong Yu can easily guess that it will definitely be something like Dragon Girl.

　However, if Yoshimi Munemasa likes her name, she can still introduce herself using her name.

　The "rabbit boy" type is someone who already hates their own name.

　He went straight from his own name to "Rabbit Monster" and then to "Rabbit Man"... after all, his original name didn't bring him any good memories.

　If Xiao Cui hadn't followed Cong Yu and had instead killed her parents herself, she probably would have ended up with a strange group of people.

　She will likely abandon the surname "Katsuki Ru" without hesitation when the time comes.

　At this very moment, Munemasa Yoshimi was recalling the process of Koei's instruction.

　After mentally reviewing the bartending process, her eyes gradually became focused and bright...

　then……

　Yoshimi Munemasa turned her head to look at the drink order form behind the bar... and confirmed the specific ingredients required.

　Therefore, Xiaoying gently tapped her head with a newspaper.

　"Still looking? Still looking?"

　In response to Xiaoying's question, Zongzheng Ximei smiled sheepishly and said, "Hehe, sorry... let me check."

　After saying that, Munemasa Yoshimi became serious, picked up a bottle of crystal-clear champagne, and gently tapped it on the bar.

　Then flick it with your finger...

　"boom--"

　With a soft click, the champagne cork popped out, and then...

　"Boom-"

　It hit Cong Yu, who was sitting right in front of him, with a "thud"... and then bounced away.

　Cong Yu: "..."

　Zongzheng Ximei: "..."

　Cong Yu: "Murder?"

　Yoshimi Munemasa: "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"

　Immediately apologizing, Munemasa Yoshimi displayed a traditional Japanese superpower, frantically placing the champagne on the table.

　Then he bowed and apologized to Cong Yu.

　But she clearly didn't realize that she now had long, sharp hairs on her forehead.

　Dragon horns... If Cong Yu hadn't dodged quickly, he might have already been hit.

　This kid has a knack for taking down his teammates.

　That's terrifying, a causal attack...