Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　However, generally speaking, after "XX is more than enough", it is followed by "but".

　"Where's the back?"

　Riko Nagashima pressed on with her questions.

　"..."

　"later……"

　Nagashima Koki said, somewhat awkwardly pointing with two fingers, "Well, what do you mean by 'lack of common sense'? But... I'm just an elementary school student!"

　As she said this, Nagashima Koki suddenly became assertive, put her hands on her hips and said, "Because I am an elementary school student, I am an elementary school student. It is precisely because I am an elementary school student that I am an elementary school student."

　"..." I know, I know you're a primary school student.

　And shouldn't primary school students also have "insufficient knowledge"? What's with the evaluation of "insufficient common sense"?

　You must have misremembered.

　Thinking this, Riko Nagashima sighed softly and said, "Okay, I understand... Go ask Murasame-nii for his opinion later—"

　"it is good--"

　Nagashima Koki responded happily.

　-

　[Doctor: The virus treatment is almost finished. Why is the assistant you brought me a primary school student?]

　[Doctor: But she's quite talented, and ruthless enough. I like it.]

　[Cong Yu: ...]

　Cong Yu, who was drinking juice and scrolling through her phone next to Lantianzhu, was really confused... What kind of elementary school assistant is this?

　Cong Yu felt completely innocent; he had no idea what was going on.

　His way of speaking, with phrases like "you kidnapped me," made him sound like a human trafficker.

　Cong Yu is not to blame for this.

　[Cong Yu: So, who is it? I haven't even started planning to find you an assistant yet... It's not that easy to find one.]

　Or rather, Cong Yu never intended to find an assistant for the doctor, since the doctor's experiments were all quite extraordinary.

　It's not easy to find an assistant with that kind of mental fortitude.

　【doctor:?】

　[Doctor: But she said she was the one you sent.]

　[Cong Yu: ...]

　[Cong Yu: So, what's her name?]

　[Doctor: Nagashima Koki]

　"..."

　"Cough cough cough... cough cough!!!"

　Cong Yu choked on his juice instantly. His eyes widened in shock, and he coughed violently, "Cough cough cough!!"

　Nagashima Koki, it's you again!!!

　Are there no other passersby around?

　As Cong Yu coughed violently, spraying out the juice, Yao Chuan Guang, who was holding the juice nearby, pondered for a moment.

　Then he was horrified!

　"What? The juice is poisoned!"

　Yao Chuan Guang, who didn't know how he had come to this conclusion, immediately placed the juice on the coffee table, revealing a horrified expression.

　Lan Tianzhu, who was silently drinking her juice, slowly turned her head towards Yaochuan Guang and looked at the juice in her hand.

　Then he gently tilted his head, and his tongue drooped out.

　Ah, I'm like that!

　"Little Blue! Little Blue, what's wrong?"

　Yaochuan Guang shouted in a panic, shaking Lantian Zhu's shoulder, and then... she came to her senses.

　After a moment of stunned silence, Yaochuan Guang sensed something was wrong and said, "Wait a minute, Xiaolan, you're a magical girl, how could you be poisoned?"

　In response, Lan Tianzhu withdrew her tongue, sat up straight again, and watched Cong Yu wipe the juice off the coffee table with a tissue while making her comment—

　"Fool."

　"..." Yao Chuan Guang (puffing up his cheeks): "Ugh ugh ugh ugh... Woof!"

　Chapter 280 A Good Mother-in-Law and Her Husband

　When Cong Yu arrived at the doctor's experimental area and saw the enthusiastic Nagashima Koki, his feelings were complicated...

　His expression was one of感慨 (gǎnkǎi, deep emotion/reflection).

　His expression was one of sighing...

　"It really is you."

　As she said this, Cong Yu ruffled Yongdao Xiaoxi's hair and said, "Does your mother know that you've been doing bad things with the doctor?"

　Upon hearing Cong Yu's words, Yongdao Xiaoxi immediately put her hands on her hips proudly: "Mom definitely knows...Mom said she has no objection."

　(Riko Nagashima: I have no objection.)

　The doctor, observing Cong Yu's behavior, poked him in the waist with annoyance: "What do you mean by 'following me to do bad things'?"

　It makes me sound like some kind of villain...

　What? Someone said I was originally a researcher for a villainous organization. That's outrageous. Does doing weird things count as being a villain?

　"And why did you start touching my assistant as soon as you arrived?"

　Cong Yu pondered for a moment after hearing the doctor's reprimand, and then, understanding her meaning, placed her other hand on the doctor's head.

　Touch touch touch—

　"..." After squinting and enjoying the moment for a while, the doctor waved Cong Yu's hand away: "Go away, this won't work on me. You should save your energy for your magical girl—"

　Why are you bringing up magical girls again?

　After learning that Cong Yu was living with the magical girl, the doctor has mentioned this the most this year... Is he that concerned?

　As Cong Yu guessed, the doctor quickly changed the subject, saying, "The K virus is basically finished. You can come and see the results."

　As he said this, the doctor tapped the glass of the laboratory area with his pen, saying, "And you've come at just the right time...just in time for an infected kangaroo to be..."

　They starved to death.

　Starved to death? What does that mean?

　Cong Yu curiously leaned forward to take a look, but at that moment, Yongdao Xiaoxi remembered something and asked cutely, "Handsome brother, what do kangaroos eat?"

　Taken aback by the question, Cong Yu replied naturally, "I eat grass, mushrooms, moss, grass seeds, and the like... but when I'm extremely hungry, I'll even eat tree leaves and bark."

　Why are you suddenly asking this?

　The doctor chuckled dismissively at Cong Yu's puzzled expression and remarked, "This kid thought kangaroos ate mice yesterday."

　Ah this...

　Cong Yu glanced at Nagashima Koki, who looked embarrassed, and while looking through the glass, casually comforted her, "After all, she's just a primary school student. Don't expect too much. When I was in primary school, I thought..."

　Before she could finish speaking, Cong Yu shut her mouth.

　This piqued the curiosity of both the doctor and Nagashima Koki, who eagerly awaited what Congyu would say next... It seems that women are always a bit gossipy.

　The same goes for lolis...

　Whether it's a real loli or a fake loli.

　What did you think when you were in elementary school?

　The doctor asked this, and she showed an interested expression: "Did the concept of primary school exist in your time?"

　In fact, Cong Yu didn't exist in that era...

　However, "Congyu" did exist in that era... although such things are already on the verge of being banned.

　"It's nothing, just looking at the kangaroos."

　With this in mind, Cong Yu finally shifted her attention to the kangaroo.

　……

　What lay before him was a perfectly normal kangaroo... except for its long claws, there was nothing special about it.

　If you disregard the huge scratches on the other person's neck, and their weak, emaciated body... it all seems quite normal.

　In addition, although he was so thin he was practically skin and bones, he still insisted on moving slowly.

　Or rather, patrolling...

　"After being infected with the Kangaroo virus, the kangaroo's claws will grow longer, and it will immediately enter a hunting state, finding each of its companions and slapping them with its claws... and then enter the hunting state again."

　As the doctor spoke, pointing to the kangaroo that was searching for prey, he said, "It knows how to sleep when it's tired... although it sleeps day and night."

　"They will drink water when they are thirsty, and will even actively look for other kangaroos near the water source... but they will not eat."

　"They will keep getting infected until they starve to death."

　Following the doctor's instructions, the kangaroo obediently collapsed to the ground with a "plop" and died instantly.

　Cong Yu looked at the kangaroo and roughly understood the virus's design logic: "Indeed, starving them to death can effectively control the number of infected kangaroos... ensuring that the situation will not get out of control."

　As she said this, Cong Yu looked at the convulsing, dead kangaroo and couldn't help but feel a little emotional: "I hope animal rights activists won't cause me any trouble."

　The doctor glanced at him sideways and scoffed, “Animal lovers only protect cats and dogs, vegetarians don’t condemn people who eat kangaroo meat…and most importantly, they don’t dare to bother weirdos.”

　As for why...

　Because if a weirdo gets provoked, he really will retaliate.

　"If I can create kangaroo viruses, I can also create animal protection viruses."

　As the doctor spoke, he took notes on the kangaroos' condition in a small notebook, saying, "Then they infected all those so-called protected animals, and they all starved to death."

　Isn't that a bit too extreme?

　Cong Yu's expression was a little strained.

　"In addition, I suddenly feel that the power of viruses is a good research direction... to change the genes of organisms and give them powerful abilities."

　As the doctor spoke and analyzed something, he said, "Perhaps this could lead to the evolution of all humankind."

　Damn it, no!

　Cong Yu was shocked. He reached out and placed his hand on the doctor's shoulder, saying, "Doctor, don't do anything reckless! It'll be a biohazard outbreak, doctor!"

　Although this world doesn't have Kakashi, it does have Monster Hunter and some dubious games and movies.

　Therefore, it's not that the doctor couldn't understand what Cong Yu meant.

　"Don't worry, the zombies in the movies can't possibly exist... How could they keep moving around without eating and with rotting bodies?"

　As the doctor said this, he removed Cong Yu's hand from his shoulder: "I'll just give it a try; there's no guarantee of a full production."

　Trying it doesn't work!

　If it gets leaked by accident, Fudo will turn into Raccoon City!

　"Doctor, please don't!"

　"Let's give it a try."

　"Stop researching viruses, let's research something else—"

　"You were the one who got me to research kangaroo viruses first, you started it all... I'm just giving it a try, there won't be any problems."

　"..."

　Why don't you beg me?

　As the doctor asked this, Cong Yu, reminded of the question, immediately began massaging the doctor's shoulders and back, saying, "Doctor, my good doctor—"