The soldiers watched as the princess rode her horse galloping forward, and they had no choice but to follow.
Yamabuki Hanajin sighed. Well, after all, he's still just a child. Although his stats are high, he doesn't understand anything.
It wouldn't help at all if a real fight broke out.
Furthermore, it's said that this female knight has a special characteristic: if you slap her hard across the face, she'll become as cute as a puppy. I wonder if this rumor is true or not.
it is true.
Yamabuki Hanajin came to the female knight's side.
Rosalie was overjoyed to see the Yamabuki Flower Explosion arrive.
"Hero, please lend me your strength and wipe out all the monsters here!" Rosalie said with great spirit.
Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand and slapped Rosalie across the face.
"Snapped!
The slap was so crisp and clear that hundreds of soldiers watched helplessly as their princess was beaten, and not a single one of them stepped in to help. They just stood by and watched quietly.
Rosalie was completely bewildered. Why did you hit me?
"Everyone, evacuate immediately. Lista, your healing magic is useless now, heal the wounded." Yamabuki Hanaran directly took command of the army.
The soldiers were still hesitant, wondering whether to obey the hero's orders.
The lieutenant immediately took the lead: "Everyone retreat to the castle to rest and recuperate."
With the lieutenant's order, the soldiers were finally able to retreat.
"Wait! I don't understand, why retreat? As a hero, shouldn't you just charge in and kill all the monsters? What you're doing doesn't make you a hero at all. And why..."
Why are you hitting me? If you don't give me a reason today... Rosalie gritted her teeth and looked at Yamabuki Hanajin.
It really looks like a cute little dog.
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hana reached out, and Rosalie thought she was about to be hit. She immediately covered her face with both hands, but Yamabuki Hana reached out and gently scratched her chin, as if she were facing herself.
Cute pets.
If the slap before had touched her face, then the current teasing had completely destroyed her heart.
"What...what do you take me for? I'm from the same country, and as a hero, how can you act so frivolously?" Rosalie shouted.
After a moment's thought, Yamabuki Hanakami gave a very standard answer: "I consider you... a pet!"
"I'll fight you to the death!" Rosalie was like a mad dog, opening her mouth wide to bite down on Yamabuki Hanajin's fingers.
"Snapped!"
Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand and slapped him back.
Rosali was completely dumbfounded.
"You...you hit me again? What was it this time?" Rosalie felt even more aggrieved.
I just wanted to fight bravely, so why is the whole world against me? ggFA
"Of course, a disobedient dog needs to be disciplined." Yamabuki Hanaran used her spider silk to weave a dog leash and put it on Rosalie in front of everyone.
"This is.
"Dog leash".
The soldiers in the distance were busy retreating and wouldn't have seen this scene if they hadn't.
Only the deputy general felt sorry for the little princess, but he was too embarrassed to speak up and dissuade her, so he could only watch from the sidelines.
"There's a limit to how much you can humiliate someone. Why are you treating me like a dog?" Rosalie had gone into a state of madness.
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and gently stroked Rosalie's puppy head.
"Good boy! I'll give you a bone to eat in a bit!" Yamabuki Hanajin said to himself.
Rosalie finally went berserk.
"You call yourself a hero? Is this how you insult others? A hero should be upright, kind, brave, and optimistic. What makes you think you're a hero? What gives you the right to insult others?"
"A person's personality?" Rosalie covered her face with both hands, afraid that the mountain breeze and blooming flowers would slap her face.
Yamabuki Hanajin calmly explained, "You may have misunderstood something. I don't insult other people's character; I only insult yours."
"Huh? Huh? Why is that? Have we met before? Do we have a grudge? I want to fight you one-on-one!" Rosalie shouted.
Silently, Yamabuki Hanaichi reached out and used her spider silk to hang Rosalie upside down from a nearby tree.
Then, two slaps were delivered from the left and right, both leaving afterimages.
"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap..."
About a minute later, the little princess had turned into a pig's head.
"Wow wow wow!"
And she cried very sadly.
Lista coughed softly beside her: "Maybe we should just let it go. Although she underestimated the enemy and acted rashly without any strategy, she doesn't deserve this."
"No, her punishment ended a long time ago. Those two slaps at the beginning were it. As for why I'm hitting her now... it's just that I felt comfortable doing it." —Yamabuki Hanakami
He gave a serious explanation.
"You're not a hero at all! You're a demon!"
The little princess was so badly beaten that she was no longer able to speak.
"Kai has no right to call herself a girl! (And you, this so-called goddess, you don't deserve to be a goddess at all!)"
Lista could only use her healing magic to heal the female knight's injuries.
"You two are in cahoots, I will never acknowledge you. Even if I'm the only one left, you must slaughter the enemy!" Rosalie's only remaining stubbornness was her mouth.
Yamabuki Hanakami sighed helplessly.
"Why don't we leave her here for now and go back to discuss how to deal with the monster?" Yamabuki Hanaran turned to look at her lieutenant.
The lieutenant general, of course, couldn't stand by and watch his princess hang from the tree, so he could only keep saying sweet nothings to her.
Finally, seeing that the old man was quite old, Yamabuki Hanajin reluctantly put him down.
Rosalie was still baring her teeth like a husky, as if she was about to pounce on him at any moment.
Chapter 1068 (Main Text 1071) Yamabuki Hanajin: I got too cocky and ran into a female hooligan.
Yamabuki Hanajin, the goddess Ristarte, Rosalie, the lieutenant, and many soldiers returned to the fortress together.
Rosalie's face was full of unhappiness. This was nothing like the hero she had imagined. A hero should be fearless and undaunted by difficulties. How could he be so timid and hesitant?
Do you need any strategy to fight a war? Just charge!
Unable to resolve the monster issue quickly, the deputy general immediately summoned all the generals for a meeting.
"The speed at which the monsters fly is too fast. If we don't find a way to solve this problem, sending out more soldiers will be of no use."
"Although we have found the monster's lair, the location we envisioned is difficult to reach, let alone launch a surprise attack."
"Let's hear what the hero and the goddess have to say."
"Bang!" Rosalie slammed her fist on the table. "How could you say that? You are knights of the Empire, every single one of you has been pledged allegiance, and yet you cower in fear at this crucial moment!"
"If none of you are going, I'll go by myself!"
As Yamabuki Hanajin raised his hand, Rosalie immediately covered her cheek with her hand, looking at Yamabuki Hanajin with a wary expression.
“You can’t coerce me with force. I’m not afraid of you at all, and what I said isn’t wrong.” Rosalie glared at Yamabuki Hanajin.
The lieutenant didn't know what to say either. If the goddess and the hero hadn't intervened in time, they would have been lucky to get half of them back.
All the soldiers who were thrown from the sky by the monsters would die from the fall.
"By the way, when the hero caught those soldiers just now, he used a huge net. Can we use that net to capture monsters?" the lieutenant suddenly asked.
“No, the other side isn’t some brainless idiot.” Yamabuki Hanajin said, tapping Rosalie on the head. “Those magical beasts are quite intelligent too.”
Since they've seen my abilities, they certainly won't be so easily fooled.
The lieutenant didn't have much to say either, since the hero's ability was revealed to save their soldiers.
"If only we had a divine bow, we could shoot all those magical beasts down from the sky," Yamabuki Hanaran said, looking at Ristarte.
"Don't look at me like that. There are no such magical bows and arrows in this world. The two most powerful pieces of equipment are the Hero's Sword and the Hero's Armor..." Lista looked guilty.
He said.
During the previous dragon journey, the Dragon Mother prepared to sacrifice Eluru in exchange for the Hero's Sword, but was rejected by both Yamabuki Hanaran and Ristarte.
Trading a human life for a piece of equipment is never worth it, no matter how you look at it.
Yamabuki Hanajin stared intently at Lista's hair.
Don't you know your hair is a treasure?
The goddess's hair is a very high-grade material; even when combined with ordinary bows and arrows, it can produce high-level equipment.
"Rista, please make this sacrifice. Anyway, your hair will grow back in no time." Yamabuki Hanaran placed both hands on Rista's shoulders.
"Wait, why am I the one who sacrificed? What did my hair do to deserve this?" Lista yelled, clutching her head. "Besides, a weapon is just a weapon; it can only fire..."
The extent of its power ultimately depends on the user. Even if a divine bow could be forged, there's probably no one here who can unleash its full potential.
These soldiers and officers, though battle-hardened, were still just ordinary people.
As for this female knight who looks like a dog, although she is quite cute, she is only slightly stronger than an ordinary soldier.
The mountain breeze and blooming flowers instantly plunged him into deep thought.
How to do it?
"Actually...actually, there is a way!" Lista suddenly said, "There are many gods in the divine realm, each possessing different skills. For example, I am a healer, a warrior..."
The gods are skilled in swordsmanship. Among them is a goddess of archery; if I could learn how to use a bow and arrow from her, I believe I could defeat these monsters.
Yamabuki Hanajin originally planned to use her Evil Eye to instantly kill all the monsters.
But whenever Lista mentions the goddess of archery, Yamabuki Hanaran suddenly recalls some images that are not suitable for adults.
The goddess of archery lives in the forest outside the realm of gods. Although she appears to be a cold and pure girl, she is actually a carnivorous and extremely promiscuous bitch.
When heroes save the world, they often encounter all sorts of enemies. Some enemies can only be defeated by specific means, such as the Fly King that appeared this time.
Whenever a brave warrior needs to learn archery skills, he will be introduced to the archery goddess Nari.
And what this goddess of archery needs to do...
Anyone who enters her territory will be gradually lured deeper by her, and eventually devoured by her in ways that are inappropriate for adults.
Therefore, Yamabuki Hanaran immediately abandoned her plan to use the Evil Eye to instantly kill the monster.
"Rista!" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly reached out and grabbed Ristarte's hands, looking at this seemingly useless goddess with a pious expression: "You must introduce the goddess of archery to me!"
I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life.
Lista looked puzzled.
However, the enemy was indeed difficult to deal with, so Lista had no choice but to agree to her request.
"I'm very sorry, everyone, we need to go practice for a while. We'll be back in about an hour or two. In the meantime, please don't make any rash moves. We'll return once we've finished practicing our new archery skills."
"Come back and wipe out the monsters." Lista said earnestly to the soldiers and officers.
Rosalie: "Two hours? If the monsters attack the surrounding villages, do you know how many people will die in two hours? Waaaaah!!!"
Rosalie was hung from the roof beam by Yamabuki Hanapaki before she could finish speaking.
"I really don't want to hear you speak right now! Everyone, no one is allowed to put her down until I get back. Otherwise... don't blame me for not wasting rice." Yamabuki Hanaran suddenly thought...
It refers to a general who disliked wasting rice.
Although this general was ruthless to his enemies, he was truly good to his own brothers.
If it were me, I'd be willing to go out and join the queue.
Since both the hero and the goddess had spoken, these people could only watch silently as their princess was hung up.
Lista then opened the gate to the realm of the gods, and the two returned to the realm of the gods.
Since they had already agreed to cultivate, Matthew and Elulu went to cultivate alongside the other goddesses.
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