I wonder what it would be like to get the commander drunk.
Meanwhile, Yamabuki Hanajin and Kurumi were already sitting in the barbecue restaurant, happily waiting for the whole roasted lamb to be served.
"Let's build a good relationship first. The spiritual power of the two elves is still not enough. Once she absorbs a little more, then I can..." Kurumi looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with the eyes of someone looking at food.
Yamabuki Hanajin happily waited for the whole roasted lamb to be served.
"No, this will make things awkward. What should I talk about?" Kurumi thought for a moment and prepared to steer the conversation toward her pets.
Few girls dislike adorable kittens.
"Does Yamabuki-san like small pets? I really like kittens," Kurumi asked.
Yamabuki Hanajin nodded: "My family used to have a cat too, it was a black cat."
"Really? I like kittens, but unfortunately I can't keep one due to special circumstances. Yamabuki-san, could you keep a kitten? I can play with the kitten when I come to visit you in the future," Kurumi said with a smile.
"Although I really want to have a kitten, unfortunately, I'm not from this world. I occasionally travel to other worlds, which you can think of as parallel universes. Actually, my true identity is a visitor from another world," Yamabuki Hanajin explained in a serious tone.
A large question mark floated above Kurumi's small head.
Do you think I'm stupid and naive?
Why would I think of such nonsense as yours?
So, are you cosplaying today?
Not only does he have such an outrageous hairstyle, but he's also wielding a giant sword?
Kurumi was at a loss for words.
"Then... in parallel worlds... is there anyone who has the ability to change the past?" Kurumi suddenly asked.
"No. What happened in the past is already set in stone. Even if someone is omniscient or omnipotent, or a powerful being who can control time and space, they cannot change what happened in the past. You must believe me, this is all based on my personal experience," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.
Kurumi's head was still filled with question marks. The conversation had inexplicably ended. What should she do?
Just then, the waiter finally brought out the whole roasted lamb.
Yamabuki Hanajin started drooling when she saw the whole roasted lamb.
Actually, I'm not usually a foodie, but Artoria's stomach is a bottomless pit, so let's eat to our hearts' content today.
"Eat more too, don't worry about gaining weight. After all... this is just your clone right now." Yamabuki Hanajin tore off a piece of lamb leg and took a big bite.
Kurumi's smile froze instantly.
She can use her time manipulation abilities to create an unlimited number of clones, all of which are her past selves, but each clone is less than one-tenth the strength of her original self.
How did this child see through it?
"Don't look at me like that. Maybe it's because I often travel between different worlds, but I'm quite sensitive to spacetime abilities. By the way, weren't you planning to woo me? How can you do it with a clone? Or... how about you show me your real self?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Kurumi in front of her.
"What an unlovable child!" Suddenly, the City of Time appeared beneath Kurumi's feet.
The most ferocious spirit in history, Kurumi Tokisaki, has officially made her debut.
Chapter 448: Kurumi, let's... become sworn brothers!
"I didn't expect you to be able to see through my clone. Now I'm standing right in front of you. What are your conditions?" Kurumi looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with great composure.
"Conditions? Of course, it's eating first. Is there anything more important in this world than being full?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the sizzling roasted whole lamb in front of her and immediately started eating.
Kurumi smiled at Yamabuki Hanajin: "I know your identity, and I know you can seal the power of spirits. Don't you want to have a sweet romance with me? And then seal my spiritual power?"
"I don't want to," Yamabuki Hanajin said decisively.
"Why? Isn't this your job?" Kurumi looked at the girl in front of her curiously.
“Because you’re different from other girls. Tohka and Yoshino are inexperienced and easier to move. But you’re different. You’re much more sophisticated than them. I can tell at a glance that you’re a woman focused on your career. We’re a lot alike in that respect,” Yamabuki Hanajin said while eating a leg of lamb.
"Why? If you're focused on your career, shouldn't you be on a proper date with me? I feel like you're more interested in lamb shank than me." Kurumi never expected that what would defeat her emotionally wasn't a woman, but lamb shank.
After swallowing the meat in her mouth, Yamabuki Hanajin said in a serious tone, "You may have some misunderstanding about me. My only career is to find as much fun as possible."
"I feel like we get along quite well." Kurumi looked at the girl in front of her with a hint of helplessness.
"You feel the same way? Actually, I felt the same way the moment I saw you. We both have our own obsessions. Since we find each other so agreeable... why don't we..." Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly stared at Kurumi in front of her.
Kurumi smiled slightly. "So, you're still after me, aren't you? I've seen through your tricks."
"If you don't mind... how about we drink chicken blood wine in front of Guan Yu and become sworn brothers?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kurumi with excitement.
Kurumi: "Wang~De~Fa~"
Girl, you're completely unpredictable!
Do your family members know how outrageous you are?
"Why did you associate this with sworn brotherhood?" Kurumi really couldn't figure out the other person's thought process.
"If you feel you get along, why not become sworn brothers? What's the big deal?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Kurumi with a puzzled expression: "Give me a straight answer, but we agreed beforehand that you'd treat us to this meal."
Kurumi fell silent, but upon reflection, she realized that having such an unreliable sister to play with made her quite happy.
"I don't have any problem, but were you serious about worshipping Guan Yu?" Kurumi couldn't help but retort.
"That's roughly the idea. Anyway, as long as the sentiment is there, I believe Lord Guan will understand us." Yamabuki Hanajin happily hugged Kurumi's arm.
Kurumi sighed helplessly. This world had finally gone mad and become something I didn't recognize.
A few minutes later, the two completed the sworn brotherhood ceremony.
Fortunately, there was no one else in the store at that time except for the staff.
Any girl with a thinner skin would probably want to dig a hole in the ground and bury herself right now.
"Let me tell you, I have a god-sister who's older than both of us, maybe hundreds of years old. She's incredibly beautiful, and she even gave me her son to be her godson. Oh, and I now have three sons and a daughter. One is still an egg, one is the godson my god-sister gave me, and another is a godson I adopted—the Demon King's son. I also have a super arrogant daughter. I'll introduce them to you sometime." Yamabuki Hanajin patted her chest proudly.
Kurumi felt like her CPU was about to start smoking.
Isn't the above passage a bit too much information?
Why are babies inside eggs?
Is this some kind of scary fairy tale?
"Let's eat roast whole lamb first, and after that, I'll take you to have hot pot," said Yamabuki Hanajin, patting his chest.
"Older sister? You look younger than me, don't you? Judging from your appearance, you're at most fifteen years old, which is the age of a junior high school student. I'm in high school, so of course I'm the older sister!" Kurumi said seriously.
“Hmph, I am the King of Great Britain today, over a thousand years old, so of course I’m the older sister.” Yamabuki Hanajin retorted defiantly.
"Today? So you mean your appearance can change randomly? I've heard about that before. How big is your true form? Dare to show it to me?" Kurumi glared at Yamabuki Hanajin.
Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly became very guilty, her eyes darting around: "This... actually... it's not that small... but I'm determined to be this older sister."
Kurumi suddenly sneered: "In that case, we can only settle this with the traditional methods."
"Traditional methods?"
"I'm a 36D, how big are you?" Kurumi looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a proud expression.
When Yamabuki Hanakami lowered her head, she could see her toes directly.
Although my king's figure is also perfect, he is too petite and only fifteen years old. He pulled the sword from the stone before he was fully developed, and his body stopped growing from then on.
"This...this...is probably C? No, why use this method to decide who the older sister is? Isn't this a bit too outrageous?" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.
Didn't you see the waiters next to you covering their faces in embarrassment?
"It's settled then. From now on, I'll definitely protect you." Kurumi puffed out her ample chest, feeling proud!
Yamabuki Hanajin could only puff out her cheeks helplessly.
"Should we continue our date later?" Kurumi asked curiously.
"Dating?"
"Dating your own sister gives you a kind of immoral pleasure. Imagine your older sister pinning your petite body down on the bed and doing some unspeakable things... Just thinking about it is exciting!" Kurumi cupped her cheeks in her hands.
"...I suddenly remembered that the blankets at home haven't been made yet, I'll go back and make them!" Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to run away, Kurumi grabbed her and hugged her.
"Still trying to run away?" Kurumi grinned maliciously as she dragged Yamabuki Hanajin away from the restaurant and headed towards the park.
"What are some fun things to do in the park?" Yamabuki Hanajin's little belly was bulging.
Even the King of Great Britain felt a bit full after eating a whole sheep in one meal.
Kurumi took out her handkerchief and took out a few cat food pellets from it.
A few moments later, several kittens darted out from the nearby bushes.
“I don’t know how to keep cats, but I come here occasionally to feed them. Want to give it a try?” Kurumi asked.
How bad can a girl who likes cats be?
It was just killing ten thousand people.
Chapter 449: Go to the underworld to sue me? System, bring me my Zanpakuto!
The two petted the cat for a while, and then Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly said, "Would you like something to drink? We ate a bit too much earlier."
"I want chilled apple juice," Kurumi said.
Yamabuki Hanajin touched her pocket and found some change in it, which Itsuka Shiori had lent her earlier. Although it wasn't much, it was enough to buy two bottles of chilled juice. She took the change and walked towards the vending machine in the distance.
Kurumi put the kitten on the ground: "Go play! Come back to me if you get hungry."
The cat meowed twice and then ran into the bushes in the distance. Kurumi watched the kitten run away with lingering affection.
However, just as she turned around, the sound of an air rifle came from not far away, and at the same time, a cat's scream came from the bushes.
Kurumi frowned and looked into the bushes, where she saw three boys holding air rifles, shooting at the kitten.
This air rifle poses little threat to humans, but it can still hurt a lot when it hits, and it could be fatal to a young cat.
"It ran over there! Don't let it get away!" A teenager fired repeatedly at the cat with an air rifle.
Two other teenagers cheered and waved flags on the side.
The kitten was quickly cornered, its fur stood on end, and it arched its body, trembling uncontrollably, probably due to extreme fear.
"Damn! Damn it!" Kurumi reached out her hand, and the cat jumped into Kurumi's arm.
Three teenagers surrounded her, looking unhappy: "Woman, is this cat yours? If not, then mind your own business."
With that, the boy raised his air rifle and shot Kurumi in the arm.
Kurumi laughed heartily: "You might have misunderstood me. Don't let my being a girl fool you, I'm quite skilled at hunting. Could I join in? Of course, the prey will be slightly different~"
......
As Yamabuki Hanajin was walking back with a chilled apple juice in her hand, she saw a young man covered in blood screaming as he lunged at her.
"Help! Help! There's a madman here! Help me!" the young man screamed frantically.
We agreed to hunt small animals, so why have we become the prey? And that crazy woman actually pulled out a real gun—no, even a real gun couldn't possibly have that much power.
Yamabuki Hanajin turned her head slightly and saw that there was blood everywhere in the park, and many pieces of corpses on the ground. Kurumi elegantly held a pistol and walked over step by step while holding a cat in one arm.
"Oh dear! My dear little sister saw it! I was planning to clean it up before you came back!" Kurumi said with a yandere smile.
The young man's face grew even more terrified; these two women were actually in cahoots.
"I'm warning you, don't do anything reckless! The police are coming soon! If you kill me, I'll haunt you even as a ghost! I'll definitely go to the underworld and report you!" the young man shouted.
Yamabuki Hanajin paused for half a second, then suddenly covered her mouth and burst into laughter. "I can't hold it in anymore. One day I've actually been threatened by someone."
If you were still alive, I might still have some reservations about you, but...
Do you know what kind of world people go to after they die? The world after death is more cruel than the world we live in.
That's the beginning of the law of the jungle. People like you who abuse cats might go to hell after you die!
"boom!"
Kurumi shot the man through the chest, and perhaps still feeling unsatisfied, she repeatedly pulled the trigger on the man's still-standing corpse, riddling the young man's body with bullets.
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