Chapter 320: Pico, the Primitive Man of the Kengan World
a new day.
Yamashita Kazuo woke up at around 5 a.m., after all, he was over fifty years old and his sleep volume had been decreasing year by year.
Moreover, he has to cook for his son after getting up in the morning. He has been happy ever since his son ordered takeout last night.
Yamashita Kazuo never imagined that his son simply didn't want to interact with others because he felt that everyone around him was too unintelligent.
Over the past few years, he has built a large company with a net worth of billions, but he is unwilling to show his face and has always let others manage the company for him while he remains the behind-the-scenes boss.
Then he and his father and brother continued to live this ordinary life.
As soon as Yamashita Kazuo got out of bed, he felt something was wrong; it seemed like there was someone sleeping next to him.
Yamashita Kazuo was very curious. "I didn't drink last night, and I didn't bring any random women back with me."
Driven by curiosity, Yamashita Kazuo gently lifted the blanket, and in that instant, he froze completely.
Then he quietly covered himself with the blanket.
She left her bedroom stiffly.
"You might not believe it, but I saw a monster," Yamashita Kazuo said, trembling.
A man was curled up in her bed.
Yamashita Kazuo first checked his own body for any problems, and only after confirming that he hadn't been penetrated did he breathe a sigh of relief.
He almost ruined his reputation in his later years.
Then he began to wonder why that monstrous man had appeared in his bed.
The man's body was extremely strong, even beyond the realm of humanity, and his nails were hard and sharp; Yamashita Kazuo had no doubt that he could tear a person's body apart.
Its muscles are harder than granite, and it even has terrifying sharp teeth.
They don't look like modern humans at all; they look more like monsters that hunted dinosaurs in ancient times.
Just as Yamashita Kazuo was at a loss, his room door was pushed open, and the monstrous man stood in front of him.
Kazuo Yamashita felt like a tiny little bean, barely reaching other people's waists.
The terrifying male characteristics were practically plastered onto Kazuo Yama's face.
It was only then that Yamashita Kazuo realized that this person was nearly three meters tall, and every cell in his body was filled with explosive power, making people's blood boil even from a distance.
The strange man staggered to the toilet and started urinating.
It's like turning on a tap.
Afterwards, the strange man returned to his room in a daze and curled up on the bed to continue sleeping.
Five o'clock might be just right for working people, but it's still too early for a baby from ancient times.
Kazuo Yamashita was completely bewildered. He was just an ordinary office worker, so why was he encountering such absurd things one after another?
Regardless, we should call our son and run first; who knows if this thing will eat people.
……
When Yamabuki Hanakami woke up, it was already 8:30 in the morning.
He looked at his body in a daze.
Today it seems to have become something extraordinary.
He tried to open his mouth to speak, but found that the structure of his throat was very different from usual, making it impossible for him to communicate with ordinary people.
"So what exactly did I become today?" Yamabuki Hanajin hurriedly stretched out her thick finger and tapped the system interface.
Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Pico)
Gender: Unknown (Male)
Age: Unknown (over 6500 million years old)
Ability: An everlasting ahoge (even if you turn into a caveman, you'll still be full of energy).
Evaluation: A primitive man with unparalleled physical strength, surpassing Yujiro Hanma in pure strength, and the dream of his body withstanding bullets is no longer a dream. In addition, because you once transformed into Guo Haihuang, you still retain some martial arts in your mind, which can be used in critical moments (force absorption, supersonic punch).
Note: Never hold back when fighting with others; you are capable of dismantling a Gundam with your bare hands.
System benefits: Because you can't communicate normally with people after turning into a caveman, this system can strengthen your throat so you can communicate with normal people, but you can only say three words at a time.
"You're such a jerk..." Yamabuki Hanajin covered her throat, she could only say three words each time, could you be any more of a jerk?
“Have fun.”
After saying that, the system disappeared completely.
At that moment, the sound of police sirens came from outside the door.
The police received a report that there was a monster there.
How could our police believe such absurd claims? So we only sent two officers and a police car to see what was going on.
"How about we go grab some breakfast later?" a police officer said calmly. This was probably just a hallucination caused by a middle-aged man who was overworked.
"I know a good breakfast place, I'll take you there in a bit..."
Before he could finish speaking, darkness enveloped the sky.
A primitive man, beyond human imagination, descended from the sky and landed directly on the hood of the car.
"boom!!!"
The front of the police car was crushed to pieces, and the two policemen stared blankly at the scene before them.
Holy crap, there really are monsters!
One of the policemen immediately raised his pistol and shouted, trembling, "Don't move!"
The reason Yamabuki Hanajin jumped out of the room was because he felt hungry and wanted to find something to eat.
As the saying goes, if you're in trouble, go to the police.
When Yamabuki Hanajin saw the two policemen, she walked over to them very enthusiastically and said, "I want to eat..."
"He wants to eat people!!!" One of the policemen was so terrified that his gun accidentally went off.
The bullet struck Yamabuki Hanajin's forehead.
The bullet was fired very quickly, arriving at Yamabuki Hanajin's forehead almost instantly.
But in the next second, Yamabuki Hanajin leaned back and used the force of the impact to avoid the bullet attack.
It's a purifier with unparalleled purity!
Physics no longer exists in this world!
The two police officers stared blankly at the monster before them.
What the hell is this?
Yamabuki Hanajin is furious, and the consequences will be severe. I just wanted to have a simple meal, and you actually shot at me! What were you thinking?
Thinking of this, Yamabuki Hanajin jumped off the hood of the police car and threw it out like a sandbag while holding onto the car with one hand.
"Requesting backup! Requesting backup! This is no match for us. Call the Self-Defense Forces immediately!"
"I'm hungry..." Yamabuki Hanajin realized that only being able to say three words at a time was really frustrating.
What I really wanted to say was, "I'm hungry and want to eat. How about you take me to get a bowl of ramen?"
But those two officers must think I want to eat people.
Even police officers are human. When they discovered that even the guns that modern people are most proud of are ineffective against this monster, the two officers had a mental breakdown and hugged each other, crying incessantly.
We don't want to die!
Suddenly, one of the officers was grabbed and shaken lightly, causing two bags of cookies to fall out of his pocket.
This is what I want!
Chapter 321: When Pike Unleashes a Supersonic Punch...
Yamabuki Hanajin tore open the two bags of cookies and threw them into her mouth, but two cookies were not enough to satisfy her large size.
"Still hungry..." said Yamabuki Hanajin, pointing to the cookies in her hand.
What he meant was: Do you have any more cookies? Give me two more, I'm not full.
But in the eyes of these two policemen: This monster isn't full yet, is it going to eat us next? We don't want to die!
The skin that Yamabuki Hana turned into caused a huge riot. After all, a police car was thrown out, and people were screaming. Soon, the legendary civilian self-defense force arrived.
When an officer saw Piccolo, he was also surprised. What kind of monster was this? No normal human could possibly be nearly three meters tall.
Just as everyone was at a loss, a paleontologist rushed over and shouted, "Don't fire! Absolutely don't fire!"
The officer looked at the paleontologist with curiosity, wondering what he wanted to do. The paleontologist took out a bottle of liquid provided by Kazuo Yamashita and said with a fanatical expression, "This is the monster's hair and urine. After analysis, this monster may have come from 6500 million years ago. This is a precious treasure for all mankind. It would be a real pity if it died like this."
The officer didn't understand what was going on, but at that moment he received orders from his superiors: capture the monster alive at all costs.
The officer had no choice but to obey orders and have large tranquilizer guns prepared.
"Sniper, prepare to fire."
But just before the sniper fired, Yamabuki Hanajin sensed the danger with her animalistic instincts.
He simply extended two fingers to catch the incoming tranquilizer dart.
"Are you kidding me?! Even though it wasn't live ammunition, he managed to catch a tranquilizer dart fired from a sniper rifle with his bare hands! Paleontologist over there, what kind of monster is this? Wasn't 6500 million the age of dinosaurs? I'm a top student too, there were only small mammals back then, there couldn't have been humans." The officer questioned.
"But scientific testing is absolutely infallible. It really does come from 6500 million years ago!" The paleontologist was incredibly excited.
Why has humanity developed into such a powerful civilization? Isn't it through the continuous exploration of the unknown?
Yamabuki Hanajin is very angry, and the consequences will be severe. I just couldn't speak properly, and you actually used a large tranquilizer gun on me?
Such tricks only work on kids like Yujiro Hanma. Who do you think I am?
In an instant, his arm gave way, and Yamabuki Hanajin rushed to an armored vehicle at a speed invisible to the naked eye, unleashing a supersonic punch.
The sonic boom from the fist and the sound of the armored vehicle being hit by a heavy blow blended together, causing everyone present to cover their ears.
Soldiers who were slightly closer were even knocked unconscious. With just one punch, a large dent was formed in the heavy armored vehicle. The officer's face turned pale. This was beyond human capability. He now finally understood why those in higher positions wanted to capture this monster alive.
I'm starving right now, in a terrible mood, and I'm grumpy when I wake up, so you'd better not mess with me.
Yamabuki Hanajin was feeling very depressed. When she looked up, she saw an officer in the distance staring at her with a look of surprise on his face.
In an instant, Yamabuki Hanajin's enormous body appeared in front of the officer like a runaway tank. At this moment, the officer no longer cared about the orders from his superiors. He was about to die, so how could he care about these things?
He immediately pulled out his pistol, but before he could pull the trigger, the barrel of the pistol had already been crushed by Yamabuki Hanajin.
That's it, I'm definitely going to die now.
The officer was already in despair. He had a wife and children. What was he going to do?
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin stopped what he was doing because he smelled the aroma of food coming from not far away. He was very hungry and looked in the direction of the aroma.
Yamashita Kazuo slowly walked over, holding a roasted lamb leg.
Both the officer and the paleontologist had very strange expressions. Yamabuki Hanajin walked over, picked up the lamb leg, and took a big bite.
Really fragrant.
Yamashita Kazuo then said, "Do you think it's possible that he was just hungry?"
......
Information about this matter was quickly blocked, and people discovered that this ancient human from 6500 million years ago could actually communicate, although he could only say three words at a time.
"May I ask where you came from?" the paleontologist asked excitedly.
"The Arctic!" Yamabuki Hanajin said while gnawing on a lamb leg. Of course, he made it up, but the paleontologist believed him.
He didn't believe an ancient human would lie, and he quickly explained, "I understand. This ancient human lived on the Arctic continent, but for some reason was frozen. Now, with greenhouse gas emissions and global warming, the Arctic glaciers are melting, so they sent this 6500-million-year-old gift to me. It seems you've been living in the human world for a while now, and you can even talk!"
Since someone was there to smooth things over for her, Yamabuki Hanajin silently acquiesced.
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