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System, you've been going too far lately.

I could tolerate you turning me into a zombie, a ghost, or even a black mascot to run a pyramid scheme, but you turned me into a hundred-year-old man, the kind who crumbles when he walks...

"You pervert, how did you get in here? And why are you in my bed?" Hibiki Sakura shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin clutched her chest in anguish and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm an old man over 140 years old. My family kicked me out because they thought I was useless. I had nowhere to go, so I could only wander around in the dark night, cold and hungry. But don't worry, I'm definitely not a pervert."

Hello, is this 110?

"I already told you I'm not a pervert, why did you call the police!" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.

"You should talk to the police if you have any questions." Sakura Hibiki nodded seriously.

Why are young girls these days so hard to fool?

"Wait, I... I'm actually a martial artist. If you don't call the police, how about I teach you a set of boxing techniques? It can help you lose weight. Look at your little belly." Yamabuki Hanajin said, pointing to Sakura Hibiki's little belly.

Hibiki Sakura's character suddenly became incredibly terrifying, as if she were possessed by JoJo.

"I... I call this 'curvy,' you know? These days, boys all like girls with this kind of figure." Sakura Hibiki still wanted to struggle a bit.

“From now on, I’ll call you Little Meatball,” said Yamabuki Hanajin.

"You're the little dumpling, your whole family are little dumplings! Oh no, we're going to be late. By the way, do you really have a weight loss method?" Hibiki Sakura asked mysteriously.

"Hmph, who do you think I am?" Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly, "As long as you don't call the police..."

Perhaps seeing an old man over 140 years old still performing to make a living was too difficult, so Sakura Hibiki could only nod and agree: "Okay, I promise I won't call the police."

Successful.

At least I don't have to be arrested by the police and taken to the station.

"The weight loss secret, two thousand yen. It's written on the last page of this book." Yamabuki Hanajin solemnly handed over a copy of "The Weight Loss Bible".

Chapter 313: I am Guo Haihuang, what brings you here?

Hibiki Sakura looked at Hanako Yamabuki with a suspicious expression: "Two thousand yen is a bit expensive, could you give me a discount?"

"You won't even give me a measly two thousand yuan? Looks like you're not going to lose weight, you little dumpling." Yamabuki Hanajin snatched the "Weight Loss Guide" away and prepared to leave.

Sakura Hibiki gritted her teeth and could only take out two thousand yen from her allowance.

"There's one more thing. You must read this book carefully from beginning to end. If you flip directly to the last page, the book will lose its effectiveness. You'll have wasted your two thousand dollars." Yamabuki Hanajin solemnly instructed.

Upon hearing this, Yamabuki Hanajin jumped out of the window.

"Look, it's because of this book that I, at over 140 years old, can still... Holy crap, this is the sixth floor! Help!"

Sakura Hibiki peeked out, only to find that the strange old man had disappeared.

However, with this weight loss guide, I'm sure I can achieve a perfect figure.

Excitedly, Hibiki Sakura turned to the first page, and then...

"Why is it blank?" Hibiki Sakura asked curiously, then continued to flip through the pages quickly, one page, two pages, three pages... The whole book was blank, and Hibiki Sakura's face slowly turned pale. She had actually been fooled by an old man who was over 140 years old!

That's a full two thousand yuan, enough for me to buy so much food!

I flipped all the way to the last page, and finally a line of text appeared.

"Eat less and exercise more, and you'll have a great figure like mine too. Keep it up, mwah!"

"Ah! You old bastard, I'll fight you to the death!" In a fit of rage, Sakura Hibiki threw the book on the ground and stomped on it hard.

"boom!"

Just then, the door was suddenly kicked open, and Sakura Hibiki's mother looked coldly at her daughter.

"You said you'd only sleep for five minutes, right? It's almost 7:30 now. If you don't get up and eat, I'm going to blend all this food into a paste and force-feed it down your throat."

Forced by her mother, Hibiki Sakura got up to eat with a look of despair on her face.

That old bastard, I'll teach him a lesson he won't forget if I see him again.

My right hook is really powerful.

After finishing her meal, Hibiki Sakura went to school with her classmates.

While passing through the food street, Hibiki Sakura happily bought a whole bunch of snacks: barbecue, takoyaki, hamburgers, crepes...

They ate as they walked, while the classmate looked at Sakura Hibiki with a serious expression.

"Hibiki, have you noticed... that you've gotten a whole lot rounder than last year?"

Hibiki Sakura, who was enjoying her meal, was suddenly startled into a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure style scene, and the food in her hand no longer tasted good.

"You...you're trying to scare me! I haven't done anything in the past year, how could I have suddenly gotten fat?" Hibiki Sakura shouted.

My classmate's face was full of helplessness. "It's because you didn't do anything that you got fat."

And you eat way too much! It seems like you're eating all the time except during class!

"How about we work out a bit more? I know a good gym," the classmate suggested.

Hibiki Sakura reached up and pinched her chin. What should she do? Should she start exercising?

"It will be troublesome for a young girl if she doesn't maintain her figure; she might not be able to find a boyfriend."

Hibiki Sakura clenched her fists tightly. "Come on, I'm going to become the coolest girl in the gym!" she thought.

Finally, the two girls arrived at the classroom, stepping on the red line that marked them as late.

The homeroom teacher was used to this kind of thing.

"Dear students, our physical education teacher is on sick leave, so we will have a new physical education teacher today," the homeroom teacher said.

Hibiki Sakura had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

When a 140-year-old man appeared before everyone, the entire class was so shocked they were like characters from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series.

"Teacher, are you sure you're not mistaken? This old man is our new PE teacher? And he's in a wheelchair! Something's really wrong with him. Is he going to suddenly die?" The students looked at the old man in front of them with horror.

Yamabuki Hanajin greeted everyone very happily: "Hello everyone, my name is Guo Haihuang, I am 146 years old. From today onwards, I will be your teacher. Hehehe!"

"It's you! You old liar! Give me back my allowance right now!" Sakura Hibiki suddenly jumped up from her seat and pounced on Yamabuki Hanajin like a hungry tiger.

"You old bastard, do you know how much delicious food you can buy with two thousand yen? That's my hard-earned pocket money, and all I got was a single sentence! Give me back my pocket money right now!" Sakura Hibiki cried bitterly, grabbing the old man's collar and shaking him violently.

The homeroom teacher standing next to her was terrified.

If this old man suddenly dies in class, wouldn't I bear some responsibility?

"Sakura Hibiki, let go! That's a 146-year-old man, he could die at any moment! I don't want my student to become a murderer! Do you know how Mr. Guo Haihuang got this position? He lay down in the principal's office and threatened the principal: 'If you don't give me the PE teacher position, I'll die right here!' The principal was helpless too. We should try to understand each other!" The homeroom teacher hurriedly pressed down on Sakura Hibiki's hand.

It turned out that the female student was incredibly strong; even a strong, grown man like myself couldn't pry open the hands of a seventeen-year-old girl.

Who do you think I am?! I'm the woman known as the Hibiki!

"Stop shaking me, or I'll really be gone." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and grabbed Sakura Hibiki's hand. Without any apparent effort, Sakura Hibiki inexplicably fell to the ground with the force of the movement.

"Do you think I'm that kind of frivolous conman? I won't let you waste those two thousand dollars. After school, I'll find a place to give you some private pointers. Do you know how many people in the martial arts world kneel on the ground begging me for even a little guidance and still can't get it?" said Yamabuki Hanajin.

This is indeed true in the world of Baki.

Guo Haihuang is considered the absolute pinnacle of pure technique in the martial arts world; his technical skills have essentially reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

Of course, aliens like Yujiro Hanma are not included.

That was a pure birth.

He competes in skill with ancient people, in strength with centenarians, beats up his own son, and gets harassed by a doorknob.

I, Lao Guo, have lived for over a hundred years and have never seen such a beast.

"I don't care, just give me my money back first!" Sakura Hibiki shouted.

"I'm broke, I've already spent it all. Otherwise, why do you think I applied for a physical education teacher position? Isn't it just to earn a living?" Yamabuki Hanajin said matter-of-factly.

Sakura Hibiki looked at the old man in front of her with despair.

Old Deng, go ahead and collect your coins.

Chapter 314: Lose Weight, Girl!

"Alright, students, let's begin our first physical education class." Yamabuki Hanajin was in a wheelchair, and the person pushing the wheelchair was Sakura Hibiki.

"Why am I pushing this wheelchair here?" Hibiki Sakura asked, looking unhappy.

"Why are you talking so much? Do you still want to lose weight?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked.

There was no way around it; with just one sentence, Hibiki Sakura had him completely under her thumb.

"I haven't weighed myself much this year, maybe I haven't gained any weight at all? Maybe those people are just mistaken." A fantasy popped into Sakura Hibiki's mind.

Girl, I'll shatter your illusions.

"As your physical education teacher, I need to know your physical condition. Go and weigh yourselves." With a command from Yamabuki Hanajin, all the girls present let out a groan.

Why is this old man so annoying? He immediately asked me to weigh myself?

Is this kind of secret something that can be revealed?

Hibiki Sakura felt her calves cramping.

"Teacher, I suddenly realized I'm not feeling well today, could I please take the day off..."

A withered hand gripped Sakura Hibiki tightly, and Yamabuki Hanajin's face was full of savage grins: "Girl, face reality!"

And so, all the girls came to the scale in despair and began to weigh themselves.

Lighter girls can breathe a sigh of relief, but those who are insecure about their weight are terrified.

"Next, Hibiki Sakura." Yamabuki Hanajin read the name with malice. Hibiki Sakura felt like she wasn't being weighed, but being taken to the execution ground.

She approached the scale, trembling with fear.

"No! Teacher!" Sakura Hibiki shook her head at Yamabuki Hanajin with tears in her eyes. "What you're doing is too cruel."

Yamabuki Hanakami kicked her onto the scale.

"Yakura Hibiki, 55... kilograms!"

When she heard the news, Hibiki Sakura felt like the whole world was about to collapse.

I've gained a full ten pounds compared to last year.

What is that concept?

Not only that, but she was also the heaviest among all the girls in the class.

Hibiki Sakura could even feel the strange gazes of her classmates roaming over her!

"Hahaha, it's fake! It's all fake, let this world be destroyed, hahaha! Impossible, I'm still wearing clothes, and clothes are heavy. I just ate so much this morning, and that needs to be weighed. I need to take off my clothes and measure again!" Sakura Hibiki was already in a state of mental collapse.

The two female classmates next to her immediately pressed down on Sakura.

"Xiang, wake up! It's just a temporary weight gain. You'll lose weight quickly with more exercise. You have to have confidence in yourself."

"Yes! Xiang, don't give up on yourself. I believe you will succeed in losing weight."

Looking at the slender figures of the two female classmates in front of her, Hibiki Sakura pounded the ground in envy.

"Young lady, would you like to learn kung fu from me? You'll definitely lose weight." Yamabuki Hanajin said calmly.

As if seeing a ray of light in the darkness, Sakura Hibiki rushed over and grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.

"Is this for real? You're not lying to me, are you?"

"I never lie," said Yamabuki Hanajin in a serious tone.

Hibiki Sakura selectively forgot about being scammed out of two thousand yen this morning. For the sake of her perfect figure, she decided that from now on, she would follow her PE teacher around.

"Alright everyone, let's start with warm-up exercises, jogging... 50,000 meters."

Both male and female students were spitting blood this time.

Teacher, do you know what 50,000 meters means?

Do you want us to participate in a marathon?

Only Hibiki Sakura was full of fighting spirit.

Go for it! You can do it!