People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

"I just wanted to reward Shirai Kuroko, I didn't mean anything by it, everyone must believe me. You believe your mother too, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin gently coaxed the little Beel in her arms.

Little Beru happily grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's hair.

Yamabuki Hanajin vaguely remembered that she used to mess up her mother's hair when she was a child.

Of course, my mother is a very gentle woman and would never resort to domestic violence.

Even when she's angry, she's still smiling.

But whenever Mom gets angry, the surroundings often become completely silent.

No one dared to utter a sound.

Just as Yamabuki Hana was reminiscing about her childhood, her path was suddenly blocked. Looking up, she saw that Kanzaki and Himekawa had somehow gotten in front of her.

"Is something wrong with you two?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked with a curious look.

The two immediately adopted a humble expression.

"It's like this, did you know that the Queen of Ishiya Magic Academy has returned?" Himekawa looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a smile on her face.

"The queen of Ishiya Magic Academy? Kunieda Aoi? What? What does this have to do with me?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Himekawa and Kanzaki.

She probably already knew what those two people were thinking.

It's nothing more than sowing discord.

You think you can fool me with such a scheme? I've been studying the Thirty-Six Stratagems and Sun Tzu's Art of War since I was a child.

"That girl, Kunie Aoi, might be coming to cause you trouble. After all, your sudden emergence has already threatened her position. She's a very vicious woman, so please be careful. Also, please don't say these things to her. We're risking our lives to inform you, and we're completely devoted to you," Himekawa said with a smile.

"I don't believe it." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the two people seriously.

Kanzaki and Himekawa's expressions instantly became very strange.

Are young girls these days so hard to fool?

"It's not impossible for me to believe you... but you'll have to make some sacrifices." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the two of them with ill intent.

Himekawa and Kanzaki pushed back little by little.

Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a devilish smile: "Himekawa, go and pluck all of Kanzaki's hair, and I'll believe you."

Kanzaki looked blankly at him. What does this have to do with me?

"Agreed." Ji Chuan laughed wildly.

Finally, someone's going bald with me.

"Wait, what does this have to do with my hair? Why do I have to shave my head?" Kanzaki turned and ran away.

A lightning-struck spear swept past, and Kanzaki lay on the ground, his entire body emitting black smoke and convulsing uncontrollably.

Himekawa picked up the hair clippers, grinning maliciously: "Kanzaki, you'll just have to make a small sacrifice. Anyway, your hair will grow back soon."

"Help! My hair!"

Chapter 276: Comedy Characters Have Thick Health Bars

Five minutes later, Kanzaki also became bald.

The boy hid in a corner and wailed in despair.

My hairstyle—back when I chose to become a delinquent, I had a hairstylist design it specifically for me.

The hairstylist once said: "Handsome guy, no matter who has this hairstyle, you can tell at a glance that they're not a good person. You have to believe me."

Now, the faith is gone.

"Kanzaki, we're here to do great things, how can we care about a mere hairstyle? As long as these two women fight each other, this sacrifice is nothing," Himekawa said through gritted teeth.

Kanzaki stared at his best friend in front of him: "But when you were shaving my hair just now, your laughter was the loudest."

"...Don't worry about the details, it's all acting. If I don't act this realistically, how can I make her believe that what I'm saying is true? To win, you have to go through bloodshed." Himekawa patted his best friend on the shoulder, then stood up and looked at Yamabuki Hanajin.

"Now that your hair has been shaved off, shouldn't you believe us?" Ji Chuan asked.

"I don't believe it," Yamabuki Hanajin teased his son.

Kanzaki completely broke down: "Why?"

"How could I, who have thoroughly studied the Thirty-Six Stratagems, not see through this as a scheme to sow discord and a self-inflicted injury? Reading more books will benefit you. By the way, Kanzaki, when we were talking about sacrifice earlier, your good friend sacrificed you without hesitation... Sigh!" Yamabuki Hanajin let out a long sigh.

That's all I have to say. You can figure out the rest yourself.

"So, you were just trying to trick me?" Kanzaki glared at Himekawa.

"Wait a minute, how could I possibly betray you? I'm doing this all for the plan..." Himekawa shouted.

"If I believe you again, I'll be a dog." Kanzaki pounced on him like a poodle possessed.

Yamabuki Hanakami sneered, "That's all?"

I'm the one using the real divisive tactic; you two continue.

"Hmm, where should we go for some fun next? Let's go find Oga Tatsumi to play with. He should be in class right now." Yamabuki Hanajin decided to go find the male protagonist of this world to play with.

Although it's class time, Tatsumi Oga isn't in class; instead, he's fighting with a large group of people on the rooftop.

Furuichi quietly shrank behind Oga Tatsumi and whispered, "Oga, can you handle so many people?"

Tatsumi Oga grinned maliciously. Now that his seal had been broken, he had been hesitant and timid when fighting because he had a child with him. But now it was different. Let's have a good fight!

"Tatsumi Oga, we didn't dare to go too far with you before because you had a child with you, but now let's have a real manly showdown!" A group of delinquents stared at Tatsumi Oga.

Tatsumi Oga was laughing wildly. Life without having to take care of a child was so great. Just as the two were about to fight, a crackling sound of electricity came from the side.

Tatsumi Oga shuddered at the sound of the voice, stiffly turned around, and saw Kagami Yamabuki holding Baby Beel and smiling at him.

Tatsumi Oga is now experiencing aftereffects; he starts trembling all over whenever he sees Baby Beel.

The thugs, seeing Oga Tatsumi trembling uncontrollably, kept mocking him: "No way! Oga Tatsumi, you're actually trembling because of a little kid. You're more effeminate than any woman."

Tatsumi Oga reached out and grabbed the thug's face, slamming him to the ground, leaving a deep dent in the rooftop.

"I may be weaker than before, but that doesn't mean you've gotten stronger, right? This is the sixth floor, isn't it? Since you're delinquents, your bodies should be pretty tough, right? Throwing you off the sixth floor shouldn't be a problem, right?" Oga Tatsumi looked at the thugs in front of him like a demon.

The thug who was laughing at Tatsumi Oga suddenly stopped laughing.

Yamabuki Hanajin said softly, "Isn't that too cruel? After all, this is the sixth floor. Someone could die. I'm just an ordinary middle school student. I don't want to witness such a tragedy."

Tatsumi Oga kicked the chainsaw that had fallen to the ground: "These bastards used this thing to ambush me while I was sleeping."

Yamabuki Hanajin's lips twitched slightly. Even though I've seen a lot, I've never seen a thug fighting with a chainsaw.

As expected of Yashiki Magic Academy, is this some kind of breeding ground for monsters? How did the Dean of Yashiki Magic Academy manage to gather such a group of exceptional individuals together?

"Help!!!"

The thug was thrown off the sixth floor by Oga Tatsumi. Yamabuki Hanajin cautiously went over to take a look and found that although the thug had fallen, he had only smashed a deep hole in the concrete ground, and his legs were still twitching.

It's true that you can't use common sense from the real world to define comedic anime characters.

Seeing the thug being thrown down, the other thugs turned pale.

"Wait, that child should be Tatsumi Oga's son, right? Why is the child in that woman's hands? I get it, that must be Tatsumi Oga's wife and child, right? If she takes them hostage, Tatsumi Oga will definitely surrender, right?"

Yamabuki Hanajin sighed softly. As expected of a thug, he simply couldn't understand the difference in strength between himself and his enemy.

In an instant, eight electromagnetic cannon shots erupted from the rooftop, and the remaining eight thugs were blasted away from the sixth floor by the electromagnetic cannons.

The people in this world are all comedic characters; they shouldn't die from this, right?

"We came to visit you... Why do you look like you've seen a plague god?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Oga Tatsumi.

Tatsumi Oga looked at Beelzebub with a nervous expression: "Stay away from me. I finally managed to get rid of this kid, and I don't want him to stick to me again."

Yamabuki Hanajin sneered from the side, "You think you can escape? I'm only staying in this world for one day. Guess who will take care of little Beelzebub after one day?"

This is your fate; you can't escape it.

"What are some fun places to visit on your school? Can you recommend some?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

Tatsumi Oga blinked. "Are you sure you're not joking? This is Yaishima Academy, the place known for its delinquents. How could there be anything fun here?"

"If you don't recommend a fun place for me, I'm going to make Little Beelzebub cry. I'm a superpowered person who can control electricity, so no matter how much Little Beelzebub cries, it won't affect me. But you don't want to get electrocuted, do you?" Seeing that her soft approach wasn't working, Yamabuki Hanajin turned to hard tactics.

"Stop, let me think about this." Oga Tatsumi kept tapping his head, but no matter how much he tapped, he couldn't change the fact that his mind was completely blank.

Just as Oga Tatsumi was deep in thought, Furuichi suddenly shouted, "Oga, do you know what day it is today? This is the day that Queen Yaishima returns! She must be a very beautiful girl, right? Oga, let's go see the Queen together!"

The Queen? Kunieda Aoi? Interesting!

Chapter 277: The Broken Defense of Yamabuki Flower Ashes

Kunie Aoi was leading her sisters on an inspection tour of Yaishi Magic Academy, followed by a large group of girls. Their imposing presence was so strong that even the boys had to give them a wide berth.

Suddenly, one of the sisters behind her whispered in Kunieda Aoi's ear, "Big sister, look, Himekawa and Kanzaki are mixed in with the crowd, but why are their hairs all gone? Were they plucked out?"

Aoi Kunieda looked at Kanzaki, whose hair had been ripped off, and smirked. Although these two weren't very capable, they were still much better than ordinary thugs.

I never expected to be treated so badly.

"Big Sister, look ahead!" The sister behind her suddenly spoke to Kunie Aoi: "The girl Himekawa mentioned is right ahead."

When Kunieda looked up, she saw a cute middle school girl wearing bubble socks holding a child and smiling at her.

"She's very slender, and judging from the muscles in her arms, she's clearly not trained. She doesn't even have the posture of someone who's learned martial arts. She looks like just an ordinary junior high school girl, only a little cute. Himekawa lost to a girl like this? I find it hard to believe." As a powerful female swordswoman, Kunieda Aoi naturally analyzed it from this perspective.

If every esper is a master of physical combat, how is Touma Kamijou supposed to survive in Academy City?

"Ningning, call her over, I have something to ask her," Kunie Aoi said with an air of authority.

Ningning is the second-in-command of Lien Nu Di Liu and a confidante of Bang Zhi Kui. Her usual weapon is an iron chain. Although she is in the underworld, she is actually a rich young lady from an extremely wealthy family. She is sixteen years old this year and is a heroic and spirited girl.

What can Yamabuki Hanajin do when such a cute girl grabs his wrist? Should he flirt with her?

They had no choice but to obediently follow her to Kunieda Aoi.

Looking at the girl in front of her who was several years younger than her, Kunieda Aoi's originally sharp aura softened a bit. How bad could such a cute girl be?

However, she absolutely cannot be weak in terms of her aura as the leader.

"Ahem, I heard you hit a student at our school? Where did that baby in your arms come from?" Kunie Aoi felt that this child looked familiar; she seemed to have seen him when she took her younger brother to the park yesterday.

"I found him. I heard that this child's father was a student at this school, so I brought him here to find his father. But when I came in, a guy with a pompadour stopped me, reached out and asked me for money, and said that if I didn't give him money, he would expose my home address and even threatened me." Yamabuki Hanajin's face was full of fear and grievance, and her eyes were filled with innocence and terror.

Kunie Aoi felt as if an arrow had pierced her heart, and her maternal instincts erupted instantly, triggering a strong protective urge.

One is a delinquent high school senior, the other is a cute and pitiful junior high school girl. Who would you believe?

Kunie Aoi made a choice in an instant. This girl was innocent. How could such a cute girl persecute the hooligans of Yaishi Academy?

"And then?" Kunieda Aoi asked.

"I can only give them my wallet and then use the stun gun to knock her unconscious when she's not looking. As a weak girl, it's perfectly reasonable for me to carry a stun gun with me, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked up at Kunieda Aoi.

Looking at the tearful girl, Kunieda Aoi gripped the wooden sword tightly in her hand.

"Yes, that makes sense. Not just stun guns, but also wooden swords, chains, and high-pressure water guns. As a girl, it's perfectly reasonable for her to carry some weapons when she goes out." Kunieda Aoi nodded, then gently hugged Yamabuki Hanajin. It was obvious that she was a well-bred young lady who had mistakenly entered Yaishi Ma Academy.

Himekawa and Kanzaki had already realized that something was wrong.

"Kunie Aoi, don't believe her! This woman is a devil! She's lying! What we're saying is the truth!" Himekawa rushed out from the crowd, but perhaps because her wig wasn't on properly, she was thrown out during the shoving.

"Yeah! I saw her unleash a lightning spear that stretched dozens of meters, and with a snap, she killed me instantly. I was like a robot..." Kanzaki exclaimed. "I can't let my shaved head go to waste!"

Yamabuki Hanajin, holding the baby, looked at Kunieda Aoi with an innocent expression: "I don't understand what they're saying at all."

Furuichi took two steps back in horror: "To lie without a single flaw, that's more than terrifying! It's downright terrifying!"

Kunieda Aoi gently comforted Yamabuki Hanajin, then brandished her wooden sword and glared angrily at Himekawa and Kanzaki: "Do you think we, the Retsu Tei Ryu, would believe you? You actually coerced a female junior high school student to hand over her wallet, how despicable."

"Are you kidding me? I'd be short of money? I could buy the whole school myself. Why would I be interested in a middle school girl's wallet?" Ji Chuan argued vehemently.

Yamabuki Hanakami added a subtle but impactful comment: "I once met a pervert who would get a nosebleed just from smelling a girl's wallet."

"I'm not like those perverts! I like mature and gentle older sisters, not these flat-chested, flat-bottomed lolis. People who like these lolis deserve to die!" Himekawa shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin shuddered and stiffly looked up at Himekawa.

I'll give you another chance to rephrase your words.