"What are you so smug about! Hurry up and figure out a way to escape!" Itsuka Shiori yelled.
Just then, five adorable girls dressed in battle suits flew over from the sky.
"You've finally arrived, everyone from AST! The ferocious spirit is right there, hurry up and attack!" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.
As a result, the five AST girls stared straight at her.
Don't you find it interesting that a human is flying in the sky?
"What should we do? Should we try hitting it?" The girls exchanged glances.
"Let's fire then. All we need to do is stall for time." The girls agreed immediately, and countless missiles were fired at Yamabuki Hanajin in an instant.
Yamabuki Hanajin was numb. The spirit was down there. Why are you all hitting me? I'm just a female cadre of an evil organization. I'm not a spirit at all. Look carefully.
As a result, these AST members didn't give her any chance to explain.
"You all forced me to do this!" Yamabuki Hanajin took out a small starting pistol, pulled the trigger, and countless modern weapons instantly appeared around him.
"Shiori, I'm in dire straits myself now, so you'd better pray for yourself." Yamabuki Hanajin casually tossed Itsuka Shiori to the ground.
"Damn it!" Itsuka Shiori felt that today was the most difficult day of her life.
Suddenly, a person flew out from the AST formation, hugged Shiori tightly, and the two landed smoothly.
Then Itsuka Shiori saw the face she least wanted to see.
"Origami Tobiichi..."
"Origami, quickly explain to your colleagues that I'm not a bad person, don't chase me and hit me!" Yamabuki Hanajin fought against four opponents, with all sorts of weapons flying around.
While these AST girls couldn't beat Yamabuki Hanajin, it wouldn't be easy for Yamabuki Hanajin to beat them either.
Leopard's fighting ability is really too ordinary in Date A Live.
"If I became the Maple Syrup Commander-in-Chief today, you would have already pissed yourselves out." Yamabuki Hanajin can now only place all her hopes on Origami Tobiichi being able to explain things clearly to her colleagues.
"Why are you here?" Origami Tobiichi asked in return.
"Don't worry about that now. We're partners on the same side. You wouldn't betray your partners, would you?" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.
Origami Tobiichi stared at Shiori Itsuka: "What exactly happened between you two?"
"What could possibly happen between two women like us?" Itsuka Shiori said, both embarrassed and angry.
Origami Tobiichi answered the question seriously: "A lot can happen between two women. Two women can even have a child through IVF. So, can the two of us have a child?"
Shiori Itsuka is really about to cry herself to death.
This world is so crazy.
Suddenly, the commander's angry voice came through Miss AST's earpiece: "What the hell are you doing? You're using taxpayers' money to fight the elves, and what are you fighting with? Ignore her, go deal with the [Princess] right now."
Yamabuki Hanajin was so excited she almost cried; there are still normal people in this world.
Commander, thank you so much.
"Now," the tide has turned, "be careful of your backs when you're attacking the spirits, lest I get in." Yamabuki Hanajin grinned maliciously at the AST girls.
“Although you are not an elf, you are still a very suspicious person. Regardless, arrest you first.”
Yamabuki Hanajin rushed to Tohka at top speed and presented her with a soybean bread with both hands.
As for where soybean bread came from, please don't worry about that detail.
"Please, protect me from these crazy humans. Humans are terrifying!"
Chapter 252: Fraxinus, the Cradle of Perverts
In an instant, the entire battlefield fell into a state of stillness.
Why would a human be so stupid as to try and bribe an elf with soybean bread? This person must be out of their mind!
Tohka tilted her head slightly, looking at the soybean bread in the other person's hand; it smelled fragrant and was soft.
"This is……"
“Food is something you can put in your mouth and eat. If it doesn’t taste good, then you can chop them all up.” Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at the girls from AST.
The girls from AST had strange expressions. You really know how to distance yourself. If it tastes good, you tricked this elf into attacking us. If it doesn't taste good, you still tricked this elf into attacking us.
Whether the relationship is good or bad, we're the ones who get beaten up.
Tohka opened her small mouth with a mixture of disbelief and skepticism.
"Aww!"
He took a big bite of the soybean bread.
In an instant, Tohka's eyes shone like jewels.
This is too delicious!
Does the human world have food that tastes this good?
"Aww!"
I originally only intended to take one bite, but it was so delicious that I couldn't resist taking another bite.
"Looks like you really like soybean bread. How about we make a deal? You help me deal with those guys up there, and I'll give you a hundred of these breads." Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly.
Tohka drew her sword and pointed it straight at the sky.
The AST girls were dumbfounded. How could a world-destroying elf be taken down by a piece of bread? It makes absolutely no sense.
The commander immediately said through the headset, "Something seems wrong. You guys retreat first..."
But before he could finish speaking, the strongest Pokémon launched an attack. The Slayer Pokémon possessed terrifying destructive power, and if it unleashed its full power, it could completely destroy Tengu City in an instant.
The equipment worn by AST can emit an "absolute domain". Within the absolute domain, they are gods and can do whatever they want.
However, this most advanced human technology was torn to shreds after only a second or two in front of the slayer.
In an instant, the battlefield was filled with the smoke of gunpowder!
Shiori Itsuka was caught up in the battle and lost consciousness instantly, despite being an ordinary girl.
The girls from AST were beaten until their backs ached.
In the end, Tohka left this world on her own initiative, and the battle came to an end.
Of course, Tohka also got her wish and received one hundred soybean buns.
Yamabuki Hanajin is very trustworthy in this regard.
……
After a long while, Shiori Itsuka felt someone prying open her eyelids.
A burst of intense white light pierced her eyes, causing Itsuka Shiori to tear up incessantly.
After her vision returned, she realized that an older woman was examining her body.
“You are…” Itsuka Shiori looked at the older sister warily.
He looked very young, with a teddy bear on his chest that had been mended many times.
She was clearly a very pretty girl, but she looked like she hadn't woken up yet, as if she would fall asleep on the ground at any moment.
Even the wounded Itsuka Shiori couldn't help but worry about her health.
"It's good that you're awake. Take off your clothes so I can give you a proper check-up. By the way, my name is Murasame Reine, and I'm the analyst on this warship."
In the past, Shiori Itsuka would probably have obediently taken off her clothes, since they were both girls and it was normal for them to have their bodies checked.
But ever since she encountered those perverts, she has realized that girls need to protect themselves when they are alone, even if the person standing in front of them is also a girl.
"Let's forget about taking off our clothes. Can you tell me where we are? By the way, how is my sister?" Itsuka Shiori was still worried about Kotori.
"Don't worry about your sister, she's perfectly safe now, and you'll find out everything soon," Murasame Reine said calmly.
Shiori Itsuka swallowed hard.
I feel that my body is no longer in any major condition.
"Now you're coming with me to see our commander. Once you see him, you'll understand everything." Murasame Reine swayed as she grabbed Itsuka Shiori.
"You...you look terrible, are you alright?" Itsuka Shiori asked softly.
"It's a minor issue; I just haven't been sleeping well lately," Murasame Reine said calmly.
"for how long?"
"Thirty years." Murasame's voice sounded.
"This is no small matter, is it? And do you even look thirty? You're definitely kidding me, aren't you? If you have insomnia, don't you take sleeping pills?" Itsuka Shiori looked at the incredibly unreliable woman in front of her with horror.
Murasame Reine casually pulled a medicine bottle from her pocket and started chugging it down...
Shiori Itsuka was so frightened that she pinched Reine Murasame's mouth shut: "Are you trying to swallow pills and kill yourself? Is anyone there? Help!"
While yelling, Itsuka Shiori stuffed her hand into Murasame Reine's mouth and pried out the sleeping pills one by one.
Am I having a Mercury retrograde spell lately?
Why do all the women I meet seem to have some kind of mental health issue?
"Don't worry about me, I won't die. By the way, where were we? Hmm, we were going to see the commander, right? Come with me." Murasame Reine led Itsuka Shiori to the command center.
This place looks incredibly futuristic, like a secret base from a science fiction movie.
And Yamabuki Hanajin, you finally saw the mastermind behind all of this.
"Kotori? What are you doing here? I thought you got caught in a spacequake." Itsuka Shiori looked at her sister's aggrieved expression and gently patted her chest.
"Big sister, I'm not a three or five-year-old child. Of course I'll find a safe place if there's danger." Kotori Itsuka sighed as she looked at her older sister.
Then, Kotori Itsuka opened her arms and said, "Welcome to my Fraxinus."
This is a space warship, hovering at an altitude of 15,000 meters directly above Tiangong.
Even now, Shiori Itsuka still can't understand why a fourteen-year-old girl would become the commander of such a warship.
"Shiori, we meet again? Let me give you a proper check-up? Ah! Why are your son's pectoral muscles so exaggerated? Let me punch him a couple of times to test his strength." Yamabuki Hanajin jumped out from the side at some point.
Shiori Itsuka hurriedly covered her chest.
Why is this pervert here too?
"I just joined, and I'm now the chief of staff of Fraxinus," said Yamabuki Hanajin with a smug look on her face.
Itsuka Shiori still couldn't understand.
"Shiori, do you know where this is? This is Fraxinus, known as the cradle of perverts. No one in their right mind would come here. Look at this guy, Kannazuki Kyohei, the vice-commander, a total masochist. He gets excited whenever he's being abused. And then there's our commander, Itsuka Kotori, the biggest sister complex..."
Before Yamabuki Hanajin could finish speaking, her mouth was covered by Itsuka Kotori.
"I suggested to her that I turn you gay, and she immediately accepted me. Sure enough, returning to Fraxinus feels like coming home! Hahaha!"
Shiori Itsuka looked at these people in despair; they had all gone mad.
Chapter 253: The Most Ridiculous Game in History, Developer Yamabuki Hanajin
Shiori Itsuka initially thought her younger sister was normal, but now it seems her sister is quite abnormal as well, actually conspiring with outsiders to turn her older sister gay? Is this something a normal middle school girl would do?
"Kotori, shouldn't I go back to school now?" Itsuka Shiori looked at her younger sister warily.
Kotori waved to Kannazuki beside her, and Kannazuki very sensibly handed her a lollipop: "My lovely big sister, can you bear to watch those elves be killed? Can you bear to watch the city be destroyed? Can you bear to watch people live in misery?"
After a moment's thought, Shiori Itsuka gave an answer: "I can't bear it. Anyway, I'm just an ordinary girl, there's nothing I can do."
"Pfft!" Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't help but burst out laughing. It's just that the gender has changed, so why has the personality changed so much?
"You can't bear it!" Kotori Itsuka had already tied a black headband around her neck, and her personality had become very assertive.
"Even if I can't bear it, what can I do? I don't have the power to change anything," Itsuka Shiori whispered in defense.
Kotori Itsuka looked at her older sister with deep emotion: "Only you in this world have the ability to change all of this and solve problems peacefully."
Shiori Itsuka looked at her younger sister in surprise. Am I really that amazing?
"What method? Anything is fine as long as it's not dating those elf girls." Itsuka Shiori stared at her younger sister.
Kotori Itsuka froze on the spot. My dear sister! Your words have completely blocked my escape route.
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