Is Zero Mom's head about to explode?
There are more and more fun things to do.
"Itsuka Shiori, right?" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly reached out and pinched her chin, then gently rubbed her lips with his thumb.
"You...you mustn't do anything rash, I'll call the police," Itsuka Shiori said weakly.
Don't you know that your tone of voice will arouse other people's lust?
"Don't move, let me take a good look. Indeed, you're quite a beauty. You just said you're a straight woman? It's okay, I'll turn you gay." Yamabuki Hanajin pounced on Itsuka Shido and pinned him to the ground: "Want to taste my womanly charm? I smell wonderful."
Kotori Itsuka, who was watching the commotion from the side, was practically fuming with excitement; the scene was truly thrilling for her.
"Kotori...don't look..." Itsuka Shiori said something that made people's blood boil.
This innocent girl always manages to hit someone's sore spot in inexplicable ways.
"Now that you say that, I want to bully you even more." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a wicked grin.
The atmosphere had reached a point of no return.
Kotori huddled in a corner, breathing heavily, watching her sister and the strange woman have a big, wild time.
Shiori Itsuka wanted to resist, but was overwhelmed by the aura of Yamabuki Hanajin and could only close her eyes tightly and resign herself to fate.
Yamabuki Hanajin lifted her face with one hand, and their lips drew closer and closer.
A sweet, hot breath sprayed onto the other person's face.
Itsuka Shiori was confused and infatuated.
Just as their lips were about to touch, a shrill alarm clock suddenly went off.
Yamabuki Hanajin was so frightened that she shuddered and almost fell off the bed.
"We're saved!" Itsuka Shiori jumped off the bed instantly, carrying her younger sister all the way to the living room. She set up a small table as a shield, and the two useless sisters hid behind the table, staring at Yamabuki Hanajin.
Chapter 248: Leopard Bravely Ventures into the Date Operation
By the way, since I'm in Itsuka Shiori's bed today, who exactly did I become?
Yamabuki Hanakami opened today's system panel.
Name: Yamabuki Hanakami (Araikawa Kimai/Leopard)
Gender: Unknown (A cute little perverted female)
Ability: An everlasting ahoge (even if I become a monster, I'll still be full of energy).
Special ability: A corrupt and evil female cadre who can create all sorts of modern weapons to attack enemies.
Review: Leopard is cute, but he's an absolute psychopath. Even I, a psychopath, find him to be very perverted.
Yamabuki Hanakami felt relieved all at once.
At first, I was curious as to why I had become a pervert.
So that's how it is. You turned into a leopard today.
The second female lead in "I Want to Be a Magical Girl", Kame is a cute yet perverted villainous female character whose biggest dream is to take the female lead to a hotel room.
While rewarding herself, she was spotted by a black mascot and signed a contract to become an evil female executive.
"You sisters don't need to be afraid. I'm just a pervert, not a bad person. I won't hurt you." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted the two sisters behind the table.
"What you're saying makes us even more scared. You'd better not come any closer, just stay where you are," Shiori Itsuka shouted.
Just now, this straight woman almost got slept with.
This incident will definitely leave a psychological scar.
"Don't be afraid. Actually, I'm not completely perverted. I just really like cute girls. The fact that I like you means you're cute. You should be happy." Yamabuki Hanajin tried her best to justify her perverted nature.
"How could I be happy to be liked by a pervert like you? How could you do this to someone right away!" Itsuka Shiori hugged her cute little sister tightly.
She was completely unaware that her younger sister was snuggling into her arms with a blissful expression.
"I'm hungry. If you make me breakfast, I'll leave. How about it?" Yamabuki Hanajin stated her condition.
"You said it yourself, you wouldn't lie, would you?" Itsuka Shiori asked in a low voice.
Yamabuki Hanajin patted her ample chest and said, "I've been able to do everything since I was born, except lie."
Of course, that's actually a lie, but I just can't say it out loud.
Shiori Itsuka cautiously crawled out from behind the table.
Everything seems to be slowly returning to normal.
Shiori Itsuka put on an apron and went to the kitchen to start preparing breakfast for the three of them.
Because their parents worked away from home for many years, the responsibility of taking care of their younger sister fell on her, the older sister.
"Kotori, if I marry your sister, will you come to our wedding?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at the little girl eating a lollipop in front of her.
Please don't misunderstand, Kotori is eating a real lollipop, not some random junk. Anyone who's thinking the wrong thing should go stand in the corner and reflect on their actions.
Although Kotori had a white headband tied around her head, she still puffed out her cheeks and stared at the strange woman in front of her.
How could she be happy when her sister suddenly appears and tries to take her away?
"I object to this marriage!" Kotori shouted.
Shiori Itsuka cautiously peeked out: "Don't try to teach my sister any weird or strange knowledge."
"Don't worry, I won't. Kotori, how about a hug?"
"I don't want to hug a weird woman." Kotori shrank into the corner of the sofa, staring at Yamabuki Hanajin.
A woman's sixth sense: This girl is very cute, but she is definitely a complete pervert.
It must be said that although Kotori has not yet evolved into a woman, her senses are still very sharp.
Just then, the sound of frying eggs came from the kitchen. Itsuka Shiori asked softly, "This one..."
"Mountain Blows Flowers Ashes, please give me your guidance."
"Ms. Yamabuki, do you prefer a soft-boiled egg or a fully cooked egg?"
"Of course, fried eggs should be fully cooked." Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't understand why anyone in this world would eat soft-boiled fried eggs, and not only that, but they would even dip them in vinegar? What kind of weird taste is that?
No wonder the teacher in the world of "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" broke up with her boyfriend because he ate a soft-boiled egg.
I couldn't stand it either.
Kotori curled up on the sofa, turned on the TV, and saw the news broadcasting.
The news about the "spacequake" is playing inside.
In the world of Date A Live, the first spacequake occurred thirty years ago, hailed as an unprecedented catastrophe that affected several countries and killed over 100 million people.
From then on, news of spacequakes appeared all over the world.
An earthquake is the shaking of the ground, while a spacequake is the continuous tremor of space. This force is devastating and can destroy a city in the blink of an eye.
You can think of it as a white-bearded guy who ate the Tremor-Tremor Fruit throwing punches like crazy in the air.
Kotori Itsuka kept her eyes glued to the TV, while Hanako Yamabuki kept her eyes fixed on the little girl in front of her.
She then noticed that the little girl in front of her was wearing white stockings.
The allure of white stockings paired with a loli figure is something that Yamabuki Hanajin might not be able to resist, but she certainly couldn't.
"Shiori, I don't want to pursue you anymore. Can I pursue your sister instead?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked seriously.
"Please, have some decency. Kotori is only a first-year junior high school student. You wouldn't lay a hand on a junior high school girl, would you?" Itsuka Shiori said bitterly.
At this moment, Kotori paid no attention to what the two of them were saying. Instead, she focused all her attention on the television, her eyes flickering as if she were deep in thought.
Not long after, Itsuka Shiori came out carrying breakfast for three people.
"After you finish eating, leave my house quickly. If you don't leave, I'll call the police." Itsuka Shiori said with a helpless expression.
"Hmph, since that's the case, I won't hide my identity anymore. Actually, I'm a female executive of an evil organization. I came to this world specifically to cause destruction, and my purpose is to make a mess of those cute girls! Do you two want to consider joining our evil organization?" Yamabuki Hanajin swore to the heavens that every word she said was true.
"Yes, yes, yes, female executive of the evil organization, would you like some milk? After you finish it, please leave my house quickly!" Itsuka Shiori directly regarded the woman in front of her as a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur).
Anyone with milder symptoms wouldn't be able to say such things.
Kotori Itsuka's eyes lit up: "Evil female executive? That sounds amazing, sister, can I join?"
"Good children shouldn't join shady organizations. They should eat well, study hard, and grow up to be useful members of society." Itsuka Shiori hoped to guide her younger sister onto the right path.
"Girl, this society is beyond saving. Come with me into darkness and worship the Dark God of Gunara!"
Chapter 249: Itsuka Shiori's Plan to Turn Her Gay
Shiori Itsuka is no longer a little girl and has no interest in things like the "Gunara Dark God," which sounds incredibly far-fetched. However, Kotori, a middle school student, deeply believes in what Yamabuki Hanajin says. After being persuaded by Yamabuki Hanajin, Kotori now truly believes that there is a "Magic Castle" in some corner of the world, inhabited by giants of light, whose favorite thing to do is to make skewers from a creature called Kyubey.
Shiori Itsuka felt too embarrassed to complain about her younger sister; as long as Kotori was happy, that was all that mattered.
"Sister, Miss Yamabuki said she's inviting us to visit the Fairy Castle." Kotori stared at Itsuka Shiori with her innocent, wide eyes.
Shiori Itsuka didn't know what to say, so she could only pat her younger sister's head and nod. Even an elementary school student wouldn't believe such a lie, right? Why would Kotori, a middle school student with excellent grades, believe it so readily?
"We're going to school, Ms. Yamabuki. Shouldn't you leave my house? If you don't leave, I'm really going to call the police," Itsuka Shiori threatened in a soft voice.
"Alright, alright, you're such a clueless woman. You'll never find a boyfriend if you keep acting like this. Of course, if you ever want to date, you can come find me. I won't be angry about what happened today; I'm incredibly magnanimous," said Yamabuki Hanajin, patting her chest.
Shiori Itsuka was on the verge of tears. "I really like boys, so why am I always being bothered by weird girls?"
She first went to a female celebrity's concert and was confessed to by the female celebrity; then on the way back, she met a cute girl with white hair. Itsuka Shiori's taste is actually quite discerning, but even so, Itsuka Shiori has to admit that the girl is quite cute.
However, the first thing the girl said to him was that she wanted to marry him.
Shiori Itsuka fled in a panic, wondering when the world had become a completely different place. Are all girls this bold?
And this pervert I encountered today actually showed up in someone's bed.
I really like boys. Girls are cute, but we can only be friends. Wouldn't it be scary to take it any further?
"You must feel physically uncomfortable too, right?" Itsuka Shiori was on the verge of tears. She was clearly quite cute, so why was she the target of the yuri (female fans of the yuri) attacks? Was this some kind of weird prank game? Please, please leave me alone!
Turning around, she found that the freakish leopard had disappeared. Itsuka Shiori cautiously looked around and only breathed a sigh of relief when she was sure the person was gone.
"Kotori, am I really that popular with girls?" Itsuka Shiori could only turn to her younger sister, who was several years younger than her, for help.
She had to take her younger sister to school first before she could go to high school. Kotori Itsuka, sitting on the back of the bicycle, hugged her older sister's waist and pressed her cheek against her sister's back: "How should I know? Maybe it's because you're cute! Don't all girls like cute things?"
Itsuka Shiori may not have realized that the greatest threat was right beside her.
Yamabuki Hanajin stood on high and looked at Itsuka Shiori. This is illogical! Itsuka Shido turning into a girl is already illogical, but why is he still a straight woman?
How can the story progress if you're so blunt? How am I supposed to see those adorable elves again? You're putting me in a really difficult position!
"Since you're a straight woman, I'll have to find a way to turn you gay. Itsuka Shiori, enjoy the feast I've prepared for you." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the girl below with a smug expression.
Who am I? I am the second-in-command of an evil organization, second only to Commander-in-Chief Maple Syrup. I swear I won't be human until I turn you gay.
"Don't underestimate my practical abilities. After meticulous experiments, I found that a magical chemical reaction occurs when two girls look at each other for ten seconds. So... who will be the first victim?"
Shiori Itsuka has already sent her younger sister to school, and they have even made a promise to meet in front of the newly opened restaurant when they finally have dinner.
On their way to school, students walked in groups of three or five.
"Shiori, over here!"
Three girls next to her were waving to Itsuka Shiori.
The three girls are named Ai, Mai, and Mii. They are all cute girls and are Itsuka Shiori's good friends at school.
"How was your summer vacation? Did anything fun happen?" Ai asked.
Shiori Itsuka scratched her head with a bitter expression: "Nothing fun happened, but a lot of headaches did. For example, I got confessed to. *sigh*"
The three girls were staring intently at Itsuka Shiori, which was truly enviable.
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