That unreliable angel did do some good things last time, at least.

"How wonderful it would be if life could continue like this forever. Shirou Emiya is in prison, but he has food and drink, and I don't have to worry about the young lady's safety." Sera prayed fervently to God, hoping that the child could be locked up for a few more days.

Emiya Shirou fainted from crying in the toilet.

I am truly innocent. I did nothing wrong. I was just taking a shower at home when the FBI inexplicably broke down my door and took me to the police station.

Even angels need evidence to arrest someone, right?

Ilya staggered to the television, picked up the remote, and turned it on, wondering what news was on today.

On TV, a young woman was talking about fortune telling using astrology, and she happened to be talking about Ilya's zodiac sign.

"Dear viewers, Libras will have very bad luck today. Try to stay home and don't go out. Let's shout together, 'Mercury retrograde, go away!'"

Ilya silently turned off the TV.

I originally wanted to be in a good mood, but now I'm in a really bad mood.

After breakfast, Sera happily combed the young lady's hair, dressed Ilya up beautifully, put on her cute school uniform, and got her ready to go to school.

And at her doorstep, Miyu was waiting for Ilya.

Good morning, Ilya.

"Good morning, Miyu." Illya yawned widely.

Miyu forced herself to rush over and pinch Ilya's cheek.

This girl who's the same age as me is so cute!

And so the two girls went to school together.

Ilya is still signing up for the horoscope reading she saw this morning.

"The TV said I'm going to have really bad luck today. I wonder how bad it will be," Ilya muttered to herself.

At that moment, Ruby rushed out of her backpack.

“Ilya, I’m not talking about you, but you’re already a magical girl. You can use magic, so why are you still indulging in feudal superstitions?” Ruby looked at her with a disappointed expression.

"It's because of magic that I'm so superstitious! Who knew magic really existed in this world, and even angels!" Ilya couldn't help but shout.

"Shh, don't let anyone see you, Ruby. Please hide in your bag first," Miyu whispered.

There was an intersection ahead. The two girls had just arrived when a large truck in the distance suddenly went out of control and crashed straight into Ilya.

With quick reflexes, Miyu grabbed Ilya and pulled her onto the sidewalk.

The truck slid past Ilya almost right next to her.

"What's going on?! This is too dangerous!" Ilya was so scared that her legs were trembling and her hair was standing on end.

Miyu quickly reached out to touch Illya, trying to calm her down.

"As expected, I'm having a bad day today. Every time I go out, I encounter all sorts of misfortunes. I'd better go home." Ilya ran home trembling, but Miyu grabbed her arm.

"It must have been an accident. It's okay. No matter what happens, I'll protect Ilya." Miyu gently patted her chest, making a girlish vow.

"Miyu~" Illya could grab Miyu's hands from anyone.

Just then, a bucket of cold water was poured down from somewhere in the sky, soaking Ilya completely.

Meanwhile, Miyu, who was standing next to him, didn't get a single drop of water on her.

Ilya looked at Miyu with teary eyes.

"It was an accident! This was definitely an accident." Miyu hurriedly comforted Illya.

Is it really that eerie?

Is this the terrifying Mercury retrograde? Does my luck turn negative as soon as I step outside?

"It seems the usual route is blocked. Let's take a detour," Miyu said with a determined look.

At this moment, the little girl transforms into a knight protecting the princess.

It's not that this whole journey was completely useless, but it was utterly pointless.

Chased by dogs, electrocuted, and caught up in a gang shootout...

What should have been an ordinary journey to school took these two lovely girls as if they had gone through countless hardships to finally arrive at school.

The school was quiet at that moment.

An ominous premonition washed over me.

"Miyu~ Let's go home. Why do I feel like I'm playing a video game and I've just reached the final boss?" Ilya stood in front of the school, trembling.

"Ilya, don't be afraid. No matter what happens, I will stand by your side," Miyu said firmly.

And so the two girls walked into the school side by side.

When the two girls arrived at the classroom, they discovered that there were only the two of them left in the entire class.

All the other girls disappeared, and even their homeroom teacher, Tora Fuyuki, and Taiga Fujimura, vanished without a trace.

Only a few boys remained, talking quietly in class.

When the male students in the class saw Ilya, their expressions all became very strange.

"Ilya, you clearly kidnapped the teacher, so why are you sitting here so nonchalantly?" the boy asked curiously.

"Huh? You were kidnapped by me? Don't talk nonsense, I just arrived at school. I've been with Miyu the whole time," Ilya shouted.

Suddenly, Miyu whispered in Illya's ear, "Illya, there's a magical fluctuation on the rooftop. Let's go up and check it out quickly; something seems to have happened."

The two girls quickly arrived at the rooftop.

They found all the missing girls in the class lying on the ground, each with a dazed expression, flushed cheeks, and hesitant to speak, yet unable to stop themselves.

"How...how could this happen? Who has caused everyone to be in this state?" Ilya exclaimed in shock.

Fuyuki no Tiger, Fujimura Taiga, is also among them.

Fujimura Taiga's body twitched slightly, drool dripped from the corner of his mouth, and his expression was a mix of crying and laughing, making it hard to tell whether he was happy or sad.

"Ilya~~" Fujimura Taiga saw Ilya and suddenly sat up, grabbing her shoulder: "You've done this to her, you have to take responsibility for her."

Not only Fujimura Taiga, but all the girls also stood up and stared at Ilya.

Her eyes held a mixture of shyness, annoyance, and a coy reluctance.

"Ilya, you have to take responsibility for us!"

"What kind of nonsense is this?!" Ilya felt like her end was coming.

Chapter 232: Magical Girl vs. Evil Female Executive

The girls, their cheeks flushed and eyes shy, pressed closer with each step.

"Everyone... what happened? I don't know anything." Ilya trembled.

"Illya, you have to take responsibility for your teacher!" Fujimura Taiga hugged Illya tightly, crying heartbrokenly, "You stole my first kiss! That was my first kiss, which I'd painstakingly preserved for twenty-eight years, Illya~"

"Teacher, please wake up! How could I possibly take something like this?" Ilya cried out in despair.

I knew my luck was going to be terrible today, but it shouldn't be this bad, right? You guys aren't under some kind of strange spell, are you?

Just when Ilya didn't know what to do, Miyu stepped forward. It was quite remarkable that a ten-year-old girl could wield a mop with the force of a Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

"Ilya, leave this to me. You just need to get out of the school first," Miyu said immediately.

“But…Miyu…” Of course, Ilya wouldn’t abandon her best friend.

At this moment, the Ruby Wand said with great distress, "Ilya, don't let Miyu sacrifice herself in vain, go quickly."

"Don't make it sound like a life-or-death situation!" Ilya immediately left the school.

Not far away, Xiao Hei sat on the roof, holding Yamabuki Hanajin in his arms.

I have to admit, although this black mascot is a bit mischievous, it feels really nice to the touch.

"Was the mana replenishment just now enjoyable?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked, looking at the ten-year-old girl in front of her.

I never expected a ten-year-old girl to be so skilled.

Xiao Hei extended his thumb and gently wiped it on his lips: "Thank you for the hospitality, Ilya's teacher and classmates."

Xiao Hei cannot generate magic power on her own; she can only have others constantly replenish her magic power through bodily fluid exchange.

It’s exciting to think about.

For Xiao Hei, this was unavoidable; without a stable supply of magic, he would disappear sooner or later.

"Unfortunately, those are all ordinary people, and they can't absorb much magic power at all." Xiao Hei's gaze fell on Ilya, who had already escaped from the school.

One's own true form possesses more magical power.

“You can try using the weapon I gave you to defeat Ilya.” Yamabuki Hanajin’s gaze fell on the bow in Kuro’s hand.

The Bow of Fallen Souls: Anything struck by its arrows will transform into a terrifying monster that will do strange things to the magical girl. Use with caution.

"It's better to just kill that kind of person." Xiao Hei waved his hand and threw a knife, which flew straight at Ilya.

The knife grazed along Ilya's head and stuck into the wall in front of her. Ilya screamed in fright, covered her head, and crouched down, looking incredibly cute.

"You managed to miss even at such close range? You're really a terrible archer." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile, "You should use the method I taught you to mess up the magical girl."

"You don't need to tell me." Xiao Hei raised the Fallen Bow in his hand, aimed at the big tree next to him, and gently released his fingers, the black magic shooting into the tree.

Ilya had no idea what was happening, and suddenly the big tree next to her turned into a monster.

Just as Ilya was at a loss, several magic bullets were fired from the side. It was Miyu, who had asked her classmates to help her.

"You're the culprit behind all this, aren't you? Why do you look exactly like Illya?" Miyu questioned Kuro from the sky.

At that moment, Ilya also saw this person who looked exactly like her.

The first reaction of a ten-year-old girl to see her "clone" is, of course, panic.

Xiao Hei stopped pretending and it was time to lay his cards on the table: "We've finally met in person. I... my dear sister."

Suddenly, Illya started walking towards Kuro, and Miyu frowned. Could it be that Illya couldn't accept the fact that she had a "sister"? What should she do?

Then she saw Ilya hug the black mascot in Little Black's arms.

"What is this cute creature? It feels so nice to hug! Is it a plush toy? Which store did you buy it from? How much did it cost?"

Sure enough, how could a cute ten-year-old girl resist the allure of a black mascot?

"Cute girl, would you like to sign a contract with me and become a cute evil female executive?" Yamabuki Hanajin immediately started her pyramid scheme whenever she had the chance.

"It spoke?" Ilya looked at the black mascot curiously.

"You're still just a child, go to hell!" Xiao Hei instantly projected Gan Jiang and Mo Xie, the twin blades aimed at Ilya's neck.

Miyu immediately created a shield, barely managing to block Xiao Hei's sneak attack.

"Who exactly are you? Why did you kill Ilya?" Miyu asked sharply.

Illya sensed the danger approaching and had no choice but to transform into a cute magical girl.

Yamabuki Hanakami pulled out a camera from somewhere and recorded the whole scene.

This is a historic moment.

"My lovely Illya, I've recorded your humiliating transformation moment. You don't want to post this video online, do you?" Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Illya with her big eyes.

Ilya: ? ? ?

"Despicable! To use such a method to coerce a ten-year-old girl is utterly despicable! Ilya, don't be afraid. Although your clothes will fall off the moment you transform, I have already used holy light to cover your most important parts, so you can rest assured!" Ruby said smugly.

"How could I not feel at ease!" Ilya was on the verge of tears.

Why is it that none of the people around me are reliable?

Even the magic wand is unreliable.

"You are the most despicable person in the world. You used holy light to prevent girls from expressing themselves. You are the most evil person in the world." Yamabuki Hanajin stared fiercely at Ruby.

As we all know, Holy Light and Shadow Priests are the biggest enemies of the anime world, and countless iconic scenes have been ruined by them.

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