Ritsuko Akagi carefully extended a finger and gently poked the girl's face twice.
The cheeks are soft and feel great to the touch.
The girl turned around impatiently, hugging her tail tightly with both hands, as if she were hugging a pillow.
"Excuse me... who are you?" Ritsuko Akagi asked cautiously.
The girl slept very soundly.
Ritsuko Akagi carefully took two steps back and immediately dialed the number of her best friend, Misato Katsuragi.
The phone rang five or six times before Misato Katsuragi lazily answered it.
"Ritsuko? It's already midnight. If it's not something really important, believe me, I'll dock your pay. I just fell asleep, and you woke me up like that," Misato Katsuragi complained on the other end of the phone.
After a long silence, Ritsuko Akagi slowly said, "Don't be afraid of what I'm about to tell you."
Misato Katsuragi said in a very impatient tone, "I'm the commander, I'm not afraid. Hurry up and tell me, it's already past midnight, I don't want to lose sleep."
Ritsuko Akagi took a deep breath: "Right now, there's a girl in my bed."
Misato Katsuragi remained silent for a long time.
"Ritsuko, when did your orientation change? I remember you used to like men, right? Why do you like girls now? You weren't serious about wanting to have a child with me before, were you? Please leave me alone. I still think boys are cuter." Misato Katsuragi answered nervously.
"What kind of nonsense are you thinking? That's not what I meant. I meant that a girl suddenly appeared in my bed." Ritsuko Akagi tried to explain.
"Did this girl pursue you? Even so, you shouldn't have agreed. As your best friend and boss, I should give you a good talking-to. Although whether you like boys or girls is your personal matter, disturbing your boss's sleep with this is wrong of you." Misato Katsuragi yawned on the phone.
"This girl also has a tail and a horn on her head. I originally thought this was important, but since you don't care..."
"Stop!!!" Misato Katsuragi suddenly interrupted her best friend: "You mean this girl has a tail?"
"correct."
"You mean this girl has a horn?"
"correct."
"Why didn't you say something so important sooner? This is obviously an alien! Hurry up and capture it for research!" Misato Katsuragi exclaimed.
Just as Ritsuko Akagi was about to answer, she saw that the girl had opened her eyes and was staring straight at her.
“Miri, it’s probably impossible for her to kidnap this girl for research. She’s more likely to kidnap me for research. She’s already woken up,” Ritsuko Akagi said calmly.
Misato Katsuragi panicked immediately: "If you're not here, what will happen to the base's projects? We can't find a suitable replacement in time, and I might have my salary docked. My cosmetics were bought on installment; what if I can't pay them back? My credit score with the bank will be affected."
Ritsuko Akagi gritted her teeth and cursed at her best friend over the phone: "Am I less important to you than a set of cosmetics?"
"Since it's a done deal that you've been abducted by aliens, I'd rather worry more about my cosmetics."
Ritsuko Akagi sighed deeply. "World, let it be destroyed."
"Don't you let people sleep in the middle of the night?" The girl looked at Ritsuko Akagi with displeasure. "Don't you have to go to work tomorrow morning? What are you going to do about disturbing the neighbors? Don't you have any sense of responsibility towards your job?"
Ritsuko Akagi stared speechlessly at the strange girl in front of her.
I was lectured by a girl with a tail.
"Then I..."
The girl patted the bed next to her: "Come on up, let's sleep together."
Ritsuko Akagi paused for a moment, then whispered, "Do you want to sleep with me, or do you want me to sleep with you?"
"..."
Are scientists' thought processes all this ingenious?
"Is it possible that I'm just tired?"
Ritsuko Akagi is someone who has seen a lot.
Even if two girls sleep in the same bed, it's easy for a fatal accident to occur.
"Maybe... I should just sleep on the sofa, it's safer that way."
Chapter 205: Today I am, the gluttonous little dragon Elma
In the early morning, the warm sunlight shone on Yamabuki Hanajin's face. Yamabuki Hanajin reached out to touch it, but found nothing.
I opened my eyes and realized that I had actually slept on the sofa last night.
"So it was to let me sleep on the sofa." Yamabuki Hanajin stretched, her tail wagging back and forth.
I remember seeing Ritsuko Akagi last night. Did I travel into Ritsuko Akagi's bed?
This must be Ritsuko Akagi's house, right? Yamabuki Hanajin looked around the room; it was in terrible condition.
Boys often fantasize about how tidy and cozy a girl's room is, but in reality, many girls don't like to tidy up their rooms. For example, Ritsuko Akagi threw her clothes on the floor after getting home from get off work last night, didn't clean up the trash, and left leftover lunch boxes by the door.
You two are truly evenly matched, no wonder you're Misato Katsuragi's best friend.
Despite her glamorous appearance in front of outsiders, Misato Katsuragi is actually a very slovenly person.
Before, when she lived with Shinji Ikari, there was someone to take care of her daily life. But now that Shinji Ikari has left to find a new life, Misato Katsuragi has returned to being left to her own devices.
There might be more trash in the room than a small mountain right now.
"Gulu."
My stomach is growling. I felt so hungry as soon as I woke up today. I need to get Ritsuko Akagi to cook me some food.
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out to knock on Akagi Ritsuko's bedroom door, but after knocking for a long time, there was no response; only the faint sound of breathing could be heard from inside the room.
It seemed that Ritsuko Akagi was still asleep. Being hungry was not a pleasant experience, so Kagami Yamabuki had no choice but to remove the bedroom door. At this moment, Ritsuko Akagi was only wearing underwear, and her sleeping posture was quite unrestrained.
Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and scratched Akagi Ritsuko's belly. Akagi Ritsuko woke up looking exhausted and stared at Yamabuki Hanajin.
"Good morning." Ritsuko Akagi greeted him while yawning. Her eyes were still red, probably because she hadn't slept well last night.
"I'm hungry, get up and cook for me." Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Akagi Ritsuko.
Ritsuko Akagi reached for the clothes beside her, looking listlessly at Hanajin Yamabuki: "Do you think I look like someone who can cook? Cooking requires talent. Even if I can create EVA, research controlled nuclear fusion, and obtain the highest degree before the age of thirty, it doesn't mean my cooking is delicious. There's frozen food in the refrigerator, just make do with what you have."
"How perfunctory," Yamabuki Hanajin couldn't help but complain.
"This is life for us adults. We eat just to avoid starving, and we do everything we can to survive." Ritsuko Akagi placed her clothes in front of her. "I need to change. Can you leave?"
"You're wary of girls too?" Yamabuki Hanajin glared at Akagi Ritsuko.
Ritsuko Akagi said in a serious tone, "Sometimes, women are scarier than men. Oh, and while you're at it, fix the door for me."
Ritsuko Akagi looked at Hanako Yamabuki, who was repairing the door, and suddenly smiled bitterly. She never thought that she would actually spend a whole night in the same room with an unknown creature.
"By the way, what's your name? You should at least have someone to call you, right?" Ritsuko Akagi took off her underwear and put on new clothes.
As for the clothes I took off, I'll just take them to the dry cleaners downstairs. I can't possibly wash my own clothes; I don't have the time.
Yamabuki Hanakami reached out and tapped on today's system page.
Name: Yamabuki Hanajiki (Erma)
Gender: Unknown (female dragon)
Ability: An everlasting ahoge (even a foodie can be full of energy).
Source of magic: Eating (the more you eat, the faster your magic is replenished.)
Note: Replenishing magic power is not my purpose. That's right, I'm just a simple foodie.
"You can just call me Yamabuki Hanajū."
“Yamabuki Hanajin… Why does this name sound so familiar? Wasn’t the dragon that appeared in this world before also named this? What’s your relationship with Katsuragi Misato?” Akagi Ritsuko suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation.
It's unclear when exactly, but a being even more terrifying than the Apostles appeared in this world: the "Dragon."
Ritsuko Akagi still remembers the World Dragon that first appeared in this world. Its length was enough to easily encircle the entire Earth, and it could summon a meteor shower from outer space, instantly annihilating Earth's civilization.
Then one after another, dragons appeared in this world, but these "dragons" all used the same name, which was... Yamabuki Hanajin.
"Don't talk nonsense. We have no relationship whatsoever. We just slept together for one night." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Akagi Ritsuko warily.
And Asuka absolutely must not know about this, otherwise she'll explode with jealousy.
Ritsuko Akagi's expression was solemn. In the previous instances, Yamabuki Hanajin had demonstrated power sufficient to destroy the entire world, and had helped humanity defeat the Angels. She wondered what his purpose was in appearing in this world this time.
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin pressed her hands tightly against Akagi Ritsuko's shoulders. Akagi Ritsuko's heart tightened. Could it be that because I revealed her secret, she wanted to kill me to silence me?
With her power to easily destroy the world, killing someone would be far too simple for her.
"I'm starving, even frozen food will do. Hurry up and cook something." Yamabuki Hanajin shook Akagi Ritsuko's shoulder.
Ritsuko Akagi's eyes were lifeless. You didn't come to see me just to have a meal, did you?
Do you know how much trouble your presence causes me?
Ritsuko Akagi rummaged through her refrigerator and found only a box of frozen curry, which she had originally planned to save for her dinner.
Besides, a box of frozen curry all-you-can-eat probably won't be enough to fill you up, right?
Yamabuki Hanajin sat at the table, holding a fork in one hand and chopsticks in the other. Perhaps because she was hungry, she didn't seem very bright.
With no other option, Ritsuko Akagi had to start cooking.
"By the way, you don't eat people, right? You're not so hungry that you just eat me, are you?" Ritsuko Akagi looked at Hanako Yamabuki warily.
"Don't worry, cannibalism is wrong and immoral. I would never eat people."
That's good.
To feed a dragon, one's monthly salary probably wouldn't be enough.
Just as the frozen curry was thawing in the hot water, Ritsuko Akagi's cell phone rang with a piercing, soul-crushing sound.
Ritsuko Akagi answered the phone while gently stirring the curry.
"Ritsuko! The meeting is about to start, where are you? Where are you? I'll send someone to pick you up right now."
Ritsuko Akagi calmly said, "My situation is a bit complicated; it can't be explained in just a few words."
"If you don't get to the base within half an hour, I'm going to dock your pay. I've been thinking about this day and night, hahaha!"
Ritsuko Akagi sighed, "You really are my best friend."
Chapter 206: I'm hungry, I'm going to destroy the world, hmph!
While Yamabuki Hanajin was waiting for dinner, she saw that Akagi Ritsuko had turned off the stove in the kitchen, and the curry in the pot was only half-cooked.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Akagi Ritsuko with a puzzled expression: "I'm hungry. If I'm not allowed to eat my fill, I might destroy the world."
Ritsuko Akagi hurriedly put on her clothes and said without turning her head, "I'm more concerned about whether my salary will be deducted this month than the destruction of the world. That bastard Misato is really capable of doing such a thing. If you want to have dinner with me, come to NERV headquarters; we have a cafeteria there."
Yamabuki Hanajin lay limply on the table, feeling her stomach growl from hunger.
Perhaps it's because I have a hunger buff after becoming Elmar; I was clearly very full in Kyoto yesterday.
"So, are you going to stay at my house or come to work with me? Headquarters provides free breakfast, you can eat your fill." Ritsuko Akagi was like a witch tempting Snow White to eat the apple.
"All you can eat? I want to go." Yamabuki Hanajin only wanted to fill her stomach; nothing else mattered. And so, the hungry little female dragon was kidnapped by the evil scientist.
Just then, a roaring sound came from outside the apartment; judging from the sound, it was probably a military helicopter.
"As expected of a commander's woman, she actually sent a helicopter to pick me up so I wouldn't be late for work. You're truly my best friend." Ritsuko Akagi said with a headache.
And so, Ritsuko Akagi boarded the plane with Hanako Yamabuki. The pilot looked at the girl with horns on her face with a strange expression.
However, since apostles have already appeared in this world, the appearance of a few more strange creatures is not surprising.
It might be a conspiracy by an evil scientist.
Ritsuko Akagi felt a little uneasy under the driver's gaze: "Could you please stop looking at me like that, like I'm some kind of villain? I have nothing to do with this girl, really. I swear to Jesus, she's definitely not a product of my experiments."
Her explanation made the driver even more convinced that the strange girl was the product of a scientific experiment.
I never imagined the rumors were true. It's said that the NERV base has been conducting some forbidden experiments. I wonder if I'll be silenced if I see them?
Ritsuko Akagi suddenly felt that her life had turned into darkness.
"But it doesn't matter anymore, my life has been dark for a long time anyway," Ritsuko Akagi complained, only work could make her forget her past painful life.
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