Walnut used me to boost her sales performance.

Two childish punks turned this rainforest into chaos.

After running a lap, the long-maned tiger lay on the ground, panting and sticking out its tongue, refusing to move an inch.

It has borne far too much weight for its age.

The sky darkened without us realizing it, and Walnut, tired from playing, didn't want to move anymore.

Jiang Bai casually built a stone house in a sheltered spot and brought the lazy, listless Hu Tao inside to rest.

The weather in the rainforest is really unpredictable; it was a bright and sunny day just a moment ago, and now it's raining all of a sudden.

As soon as she was carried into the house, Hu Tao was no longer tired.

She snapped her fingers, and a bonfire appeared out of thin air, dispelling the dampness in the house.

She knelt on the soft chair she had taken out, putting all her weight on the two front legs of the chair, and reached one hand out of the window to catch the rain.

"Master, I'll go pick some mushrooms. Let's have mushroom soup!"

As Jiang Bai spoke, he ran straight into the rain.

Do you know which mushrooms are edible? Don't pick poisonous mushrooms!

"A minor issue!"

A short while later, Jiang Bai returned with a handful of mushrooms.

After being taught a lesson by Tinari, this time he didn't pick any colorful mushrooms, but instead chose the ones that looked unremarkable.

The mushrooms, which had just been washed by the rain, didn't need any further cleaning, but Jiang Bai got soaked to the bone.

"Master, look at the mushrooms I picked!" Jiang Bai proudly showed her the bunch of mushrooms in his arms, his eagerness for praise evident in his gesture.

Hu Tao took out a towel and put it on his head.

"I saw it! I saw it! That's great!"

Hu Tao gave him a perfunctory reply, then pressed him into a chair and dried his hair with a towel.

"I don't remember you getting wet in the rain."

Jiang Bai sat obediently, his mouth stretched from ear to ear in a wide grin.

"I'll get wet, isn't that normal?"

"Tch, you can just use wind element to shield yourself from the rain and you won't get wet at all. I know you..."

He deliberately got himself wet.

After wiping him down, Hu Tao threw the towel into his arms.

"Go change your clothes, don't catch a cold. I'll make the mushroom soup."

"No...please stop..."

He was genuinely afraid that the bunch of non-poisonous mushrooms he had selected would turn into a poisonous mushroom soup when Hu Tao cooked them.

"Are you underestimating me, the master of this hall?"

"no!"

Jiang Bai kept glancing back at Hu Tao, who was studying mushrooms.

Walnut thought about how to make mushroom soup.

Put the mushrooms into the pot, sprinkle with salt, pour in water, and cover with a lid.

That should be correct.

Jiang Bai, who quickly changed his pants, looked at the pot full of mushrooms and swallowed hard.

Is it really safe to eat this way of cooking?

Hu Tao turned her head and raised an eyebrow at Jiang Bai, who was shirtless.

"Where are your clothes?"

"I have no more clothes, so I can only wait for this garment to dry."

"Ah Qiu—"

Jiang Bai pretended to sneeze and rubbed his arms.

"Master, I think I've caught a bit of a cold."

Hu Tao moved half of her bottom aside, patted the chair next to her, and said, "Sit here."

"okay!"

Jiang Bai leaned over and easily pulled Hu Tao into his arms, nuzzling her hair.

"It's still warmer with the sect leader on me~"

"Don't give me that..."

"It's cold at night, let me warm you up, Master."

Jiang Bai's hand quietly slipped inside the collar and touched the cute little bun.

Ah, so satisfying~

Chapter 760 Dark History

The consequence of causing trouble was that Jiang Bai, with a large bump on his head, ended up drinking a bowl of extra-strong poisonous mushroom soup.

He lay on the ground, his eyes turning into mosquito coils, and the world in his eyes became a kaleidoscope, bizarre and wonderful.

"Ah, the sect leader has turned into a giant mushroom..."

Walnut, resting her chin on her hand, squatted down beside him, feeling very fortunate that the guinea pig had been the first to test the poison.

She glanced at the thick soup in the pot, now a grayish-brown color from burning, with a few blobs floating on top. Instead of feeling ashamed of her disastrous cooking, she said with an air of importance:

"It really was the mushrooms. I knew there were poisonous mushrooms in there..."

Hu Tao decided to observe how things developed before choosing a suitable antidote for him.

Jiang Bai stretched out his hand and began picking mushrooms in the void.

"One mushroom, two mushrooms, three mushrooms... I'm drowning, help..."

"Is it just a simple hallucination?"

Hu Tao examined his body and confirmed that there were no rashes, redness, or itching.

If it's just hallucinations, Jiang Bai's physical condition means he'll recover in no time.

Walnut, who was taking out a piece of jerky to gnaw on, watched with great interest as Jiang Bai lay on the spot, staging a one-man chase.

The two legs were kicking wildly in the void, and the two hands were pawing at the void, trying to escape, as if they had been submerged by the sea of ​​mushrooms.

"It's actually quite interesting..."

Hu Tao pulled out her camera and snapped several photos without any hesitation.

Looking at Jiang Bai's embarrassing state in the photo, Hu Tao couldn't help but laugh.

About half an hour later, the mushroom toxins finally subsided, and Jiang Bai's eyes gradually regained their clarity.

Like an eye, it's a familiar face looking down.

The ambiguous smile on that face made Jiang Bai subconsciously feel a sense of danger.

"Awake?"

"Am I poisoned?"

Jiang Bai sat up, rubbing the back of his head. Why did the back of his head feel so painful?

Of course it hurts. After taking a sip of mushroom soup, I fell straight down, my head making intimate contact with the ground.

"Yes, you seem to be having a lot of fun picking mushrooms..."

Hu Tao waved the photo in front of Jiang Bai's eyes, and even so, Jiang Bai could still see the contents of the photo clearly.

The photo made me look like a severely mentally ill patient or a mentally challenged child, covered in dust and with exaggerated facial expressions—it was incredibly embarrassing.

Instantly, Jiang Bai's toes gripped the ground tightly, his body quickly turned red, and the heat spread to the top of his head.

"Throw it away right now!!!"

He snatched the photo from Hu Tao's hand with lightning speed and threw it into the fire, but before it could even touch the flames, the fire disappeared.

The fire was extinguished. Jiang Bai stomped hard on the photo that had fallen to the ground, his feet leaving afterimages, trying to bury the photo deep into the ground and destroy the evidence.

Jiang Bai only breathed a sigh of relief when the photo was completely buried in mud.

Such unflattering photos that severely damage his handsome image should not exist.

As a result, Hu Tao casually pulled out another card.

"I took a lot of pictures."

what! ! ! ! !

Jiang Bai felt like he was going to die.

Social death.

Hu Tao waved the photo in her hand, laughing wickedly, "Oh, I thought someone as shameless as you wouldn't care about these things."

Jiang Bai, who was already clearly aware that this dark history could not be erased, pretended to be calm.

"Hmph, they're just some ugly photos, of course I don't care."

Hu Tao looked at the lingering redness on his body and smiled with particular pleasure.

This guy isn't always shameless, is he?

"Then I'll send one to each of Xiangling and the others."

"No !!!!"

Jiang Bai's sharp voice startled a large flock of birds into flight in the darkness.

"Master, do you believe me if I die right now?"

Jiang Bai picked up a shard of porcelain from the ground and held it to his throat, his lips pressed tightly together, as if he were about to bravely sacrifice himself at any moment.

"I'd really like to see."

pat-

Jiang Bai lay motionless on the ground.

The snow is falling, the north wind is blowing, and the world is a vast expanse of white...

Hu Tao nudged Jiang Bai, who was lost in his own emo.

"Really dead? Then I'll dig a hole for you..."

Jiang Bai opened his eyes, his face full of accusation.

"Humph!"

He snorted loudly and turned his face away.

Hu Tao turned his face towards her.

He snorted again and turned his face away.

"I'm angry! No amount of kissing can make me happy!"

Hu Tao couldn't do anything with this childish guy.

"Okay, okay, get up quickly, the ground is cold, don't catch a cold..."

Jiang Bai's expression became even more resentful.

"When I ate the poisonous mushrooms and lay on the ground, why didn't you think about how cold the ground was..."

Hu Tao's eyes darted around. "That's because I saw you were having so much fun and didn't want to disturb you."

"Yeah, they don't bother me, but they still take unflattering photos of me..."

"Oh dear, I only took two pictures. See, that's all."