Walnut used me to boost her sales performance.

"First of all, do you have organs that others don't have? Like a second heart, a fourth stomach, or something like that."

"Probably not."

"Are your organs any different from those of a normal Teyvat? Are they different in terms of strength, activity, healing ability...?"

Kong was stumped by the question.

He had no way of answering this question because he did not know the strength or activity of the Teyvats' organs.

"I have no idea……"

"Wait a moment."

Abedo walked to his workbench and quickly prepared a bottle of medicine.

"This medicine can test the activity of your internal organs."

Paimon was a little nervous. "Won't there be any danger?"

“No, although there are some side effects, they are not harmful to the body.” Abedo shook his head.

What kind of side effects?

"It will cause the body to enter a state of gas excretion for a period of time."

This potion is somewhat similar to the one Jiang Bai drank last time, but it's not the same. He's made significant improvements to this series of potions since then. Although the side effect is still gas excretion, the improved version produces normal gas with no odor.

Kong drank the medicine with some skepticism.

The medicine has almost no taste; it tastes almost the same as drinking water.

But soon, he felt a gas flowing through his body, through his limbs and bones, and finally finding an entrance and exit.

"puff--"

A loud and long fart echoed through the cave, lasting for half a minute like the sound of a balloon being released.

Kong's neck and face flushed red from head to toe, like a wild boar being roasted.

Abedo and Paimon tried hard to remain calm, though their shoulders shrugged as they struggled to hold back their emotions.

Just as I was daydreaming about burying myself in a snowdrift, the long, drawn-out fart finally ended.

He was like a dehydrated fish, slumped in his chair, devoid of any energy or spirit.

He's completely screwed over for a million Mora...

"Didn't you say it was just gas excretion? How could this be?!" Paimon cried out indignantly at the death of the woman.

"I'm sorry, it was my oversight..." Abedo apologized sincerely.

The side effect of the medicine he gave Jiang Bai before was that it caused foul-smelling farts. He learned from that experience and improved it. Although the smell was gone, it obviously caused greater harm to the physical and mental health of the test subjects...

Let's improve the next bottle; promoting intestinal motility might be a good option.

Chapter 250 Demons and monsters, stay away from me!

Jiang Bai had no idea that Kong was conducting experiments at Abedo's place. If he had known, he would have gone to watch despite his crippled leg.

He's facing a problem: how should he wash his hair?

For a person with a disability who uses a wheelchair, washing their hair or taking a bath is a difficult task.

Taking a bath is relatively easy; he can build a stone chair that leaks water so he can sit and wash himself. But washing his hair is a bit more difficult.

Although it wasn't impossible to wash it, Jiang Bai still chose to find Hu Tao.

It's rare for me to be a patient, such a good opportunity, it would be such a waste not to let the headmaster wash my hair!

He took the toy that was playing in the water tank out, put it on his head, and pushed his wheelchair to Walnut's yard.

"Master~" he shouted, looking pitiful.

Walnut, who was taking a nap on the big tree, opened her eyes, glanced at the guy below, and didn't say anything.

"Master, Master, where are you?! Your poor little brother is in trouble, Master, come out quickly!" Jiang Bai shouted at the top of his lungs, his eyes constantly scanning the courtyard, trying to find Hu Tao's figure.

"Youyou, go."

Upon receiving the order, the little ghost chuckled and floated down along the shadow of the big tree, quietly appearing behind Jiang Bai.

"Ow!"

Jiang Bai suddenly felt a chill down his spine. He turned around and saw the little ghost baring its fangs and claws, trying its best to look fierce.

The little creature on top tilted its head and then blew a small bubble at it.

Seeing that neither the human nor the slime was frightened, the severely frustrated Youyou drooped its little paws and floated back dejectedly.

Jiang Bai also saw Hu Tao sitting on the tree trunk.

He flashed a bright white smile, "So, Master, you were here!"

"What do you want from me?" Hu Tao swung her feet, showing no intention of getting down.

Her intuition told her that Jiang Bai's enthusiastic approach to her must mean he was up to something bad.

"Master, come down here..." Jiang Bai looked aggrieved.

Hu Tao remained completely unaffected by his gaze, maintaining an aloof demeanor. "Tell me first why you've come to see me."

"Can't I come to see you if there's nothing wrong?"

"You don't look like you're alright," Hu Tao said, unconvinced.

If Hu Tao wouldn't come down, then he would go up to her on his own.

With a thought, Jiang Bai summoned a stone pillar below, which slowly lifted him to the location where Hu Tao was.

"Master, please do me a favor, okay..." He pitifully tugged at Hu Tao's sleeve and shook it.

"What kind of help?" Hu Tao asked, very alert.

Jiang Bai removed the slime from his head and then leaned closer, "Master, look at my hair..."

His hair was a mess, covered in dust and bits of grass; it was originally white, but now looked gray.

"so what?"

Jiang Bai looked at his leg, his eyebrows drooping. "It's all because of this injured leg. I wanted to wash it myself, but I ended up getting my clothes all wet and couldn't even wash it..."

Hu Tao watched his performance quietly.

"Master, could you please help me?" Jiang Bai shook Hu Tao's sleeve, his deliberately pitiful appearance giving people goosebumps.

Hu Tao turned her face away, unable to bear to look.

"Master, my dearest Master, my most, most, best Master, please, please..."

Seeing that Hu Tao turned her face away from him, Jiang Bai turned to the other side, trying to get his face close to hers. After doing this several times, Hu Tao finally gave in.

"Fine, fine!" Hu Tao rubbed the goosebumps on her hands and reluctantly agreed.

This guy's ability to pester is getting stronger every day.

"Long live the Hall Master!"

Jiang Bai instinctively stood up and cheered, but his leg was blocked by a rock. Caught off guard, he fell forward and was about to fall off the platform, further injuring himself!

In an instant, Hu Tao's figure flashed, one hand wrapped around his back and the other around his leg, preventing him from making intimate contact with the ground and bringing him to a steady landing.

Holding Princess Hu Tao in his arms, Jiang Bai blushed slightly, but remained in that position contentedly, showing no intention of getting down.

Hu Tao glanced at him. "Why are you blushing?"

"I'm shy..." Jiang Bai pointed with two fingers, mimicking someone else's gesture, looking coy.

Hu Tao's expression instantly turned into a picture of an elderly person using a cell phone on the subway. She let go of Jiang Bai's hands, and Jiang Bai made intimate contact with the ground.

She jumped back as if she had seen something filthy, pulled out a talisman and waved it, shouting, "Demons and monsters, leave! Demons and monsters, leave!"

Jiang Bai was completely petrified, and shattered into pieces when Hu Tao took out the talisman.

Gudu jumped up from the platform made of rock elements, rubbed against Jiang Bai's face to replenish its moisture, and helped the cracked rock to heal itself.

Jiang Bai pouted and sat up, feeling that his plan had failed.

Using coquetry as a tactic was definitely a bit too ahead of its time...

The rock pillar slowly descended, supporting the wheelchair as it slowly came down. Jiang Bai stood up, holding onto the tree, dusted himself off, sat back in the wheelchair, and looked up at the sky with a melancholy expression.

"Are you back to normal?" Hu Tao poked his cheek.

Jiang Bai remained unmoved, still melancholy.

Hu Tao wondered if her reaction just now was a bit too much, to the point that it made this guy depressed.

She hesitated for a moment and asked, "Didn't you want me to wash your hair? Do you want it washed again?"

"Yes! Of course I want it!" Jiang Bai instantly regained his full strength.

Hu Tao's lips twitched, and she pushed him toward the backyard.

Having washed Hu Tao's hair countless times, Jiang Bai knew the layout of Hu Tao's backyard like the back of his hand.

He built a shampoo station on the spot, then lay down on it happily, waiting for his beloved master's gentle shampooing service.

Walnut brought over a bucket of hot water, rolled up her sleeves, took out a shampoo bar, grabbed the water slime, and rubbed it. In no time, the water slime turned into foam slime.

"I'll wash your face for you."

Jiang Bai, with his eyes closed, didn't know what Hu Tao was doing. Upon hearing this, he happily tilted his head back, ready to receive this extra service.

What greeted his face was a bubble slime.

Jiang Bai:! ! !

A sticky, cool, liquid, gel-like substance covered my face, like a face mask.

"Help! Help!" Jiang Bai's muffled voice came from under his buttocks.

With a triumphant smile on her lips, Hu Tao hummed a song as she poured water on his hair, completely ignoring the obviously fake cries for help.

This was the first time she had ever washed a man's hair, and surprisingly, the short hair was quite amusing.

Hu Tao sprayed a head full of foam on him, sometimes arranging the foam into a spiral shape, sometimes pulling it outwards, and pulling out two pointed ears along with his hair. If the foam's shaping energy wasn't too weak, she would have wanted to create a little ghost on Jiang Bai's head.

Half an hour later, Hu Tao finally finished playing with him and rinsed off the bubbles. Jiang Bai was already asleep.

Chapter 251 Don't come any closer!

Seeing that Jiang Bai was actually asleep, and sleeping soundly at that, Hu Tao's lips curled into a wicked smile, and she took out a calligraphy brush.

After dipping her brush in ink, she licked her lips and began to draw on Jiang Bai's face.

Before long, a simple turtle appeared vividly on Jiang Bai's face.

Jiang Bai, however, was completely unaware of this.

The little ghost that crawled out of Walnut's body covered its mouth and chuckled.

Seeing this fellow pet laughing so gleefully, Gudu, who was soaking in the bucket of water and blowing bubbles, tilted its head in confusion.

Forget it, it's best for us pets not to interfere in the affairs of our owners.

Before Jiang Bai woke up, Hu Tao packed her things and quickly evacuated.

When Jiang Bai woke up, he couldn't even see Hu Tao or anyone else around him.

He touched his hair; it was dry, and judging from its smooth texture, Hu Tao had indeed washed it clean for him.

He sat up in a good mood and moved to his wheelchair.

Feeling a little hungry, he hummed a song as he prepared to go get something to eat.

Gudu jumped and bounced in the basin, making noises to attract Jiang Bai's attention and remind him not to forget about it.

Jiang Bai had almost forgotten about it. He put his face close to the basin and scooped Gudu out.

Upon seeing Jiang Bai's face, Gu Dong revealed an extremely human-like smile.

Its eyes curved into two crescent moons, and because it laughed so hard, it even secreted something that looked like tears.

It's a pity it doesn't have a mouth, otherwise it might have burst out laughing.