Uneasy daily life

"I just really care about it!"

Yukino Yukinoshita + Shiro Yukinoshita = Forbidden Truth Duet!

Well!

Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips, revealing a cold, disdainful look: "As expected of a white fungus, its evolution speed is really fast. In the blink of an eye, it has already become a large-scale combustible, non-recyclable pollutant..."

"Alas, hero, I have no choice in this! Being the protagonist is really tough for me!"

Bai Ying suddenly shouted, then wiped away non-existent tears and began to lament: "Talking about benevolence and righteousness, talking about morality, and still having to come up with all sorts of fancy tricks every day! Writing plots, adding supporting characters, one or two is never too many! It has depth, is worldly, and when the emotion is deep, it has to be erotic! Passing through editors, overcoming censorship, where can a man wipe his tears!"

"?"

Yukino, disheveled in the wind, was instantly overwhelmed by a sea of ​​question marks: "What are you talking about?"

Is this Japanese? Hmm?

"What I mean is, as the male protagonist, there's nothing we can do about it." Bai Ying moved to the sofa where Yukino Yukinoshita was sitting, slapping her thigh in frustration. "Even a male protagonist like me with a girlfriend! If I don't get close to my girlfriend, the readers will definitely label me an impotent turtle, and I'll feel like I'm missing out on the heroic spirit and dashing demeanor that men aspire to! I'll be hung on the pillar of shame and become a laughing stock for all eternity!"

"?"

Yukino Yukinoshita, her face dark, stretched out her index finger and thumb, pinched a layer of skin on the white shadow's claw, disdainfully lifted the hand that was slapping her thigh, and tossed it aside: "Is that so? Then White Shadow must be having a burst of inspiration lately, able to write 100,000 words a day, and five volumes in ten days, right?"

"Hehe." The white figure chuckled, then suddenly bared its fangs and claws, looking as if it wanted to devour someone. "Hehehe! Then I'll use you to write the content of five volumes!"

Yukino, standing motionless like a mountain, coldly intimidating, suddenly panicked when she saw the white figure throw herself at her and hug her. Wait, this, that, it should be... something doesn't make sense... you still smell of flowers on you!

This is outrageous! The white fungus is acting so recklessly, it doesn't consider me at all—

"call--"

A soft yet clear, delicate and drawn-out inhalation sound gently rang in my ears, as if trying to inhale all my scent, or even my whole being, in one breath, making me feel shy and embarrassed, not knowing what to do.

Yukino Yukinoshita remained silent and still, waiting for her unlucky boyfriend to speak so she could find an opening to retort.

The white figure didn't speak, but gently hugged Yukino Yukinoshita, burying her face in the gap between her fair neck and dark hair, breathing in her scent, and occasionally nuzzling her, giving Yukino Yukinoshita a strange feeling of being a cat being hugged and rubbed against.

Hmm... if I had to say, could Bai Jun also be a cat? A clingy and endearing cat? A mischievous and annoying cat? A cool and aloof cat? Pfft, that doesn't seem to fit Bai Jun's image at all. If I had to choose the most fitting description, I'd say a mischievous cat.

How sleazy and annoying.

"Ugh?"

Yukino Yukinoshita turned her head and met Toyohama Kazuka's surprised gaze.

The next second, she suddenly raised her hand and pushed the white figure away. The white figure spun around dramatically a few times and fell back onto the sofa.

"Uh..." Feng Bin and Hua blinked, "You guys keep working?"

"#!"

Yukino Yukinoshita took a light breath and decisively steered the conversation back on track: "I'm not busy at all—we should talk about you guys now... Just now, you...you guys were in the living room...don't you think something's wrong?!"

“The curtains were drawn,” Toyohama Kazuka complained. “Besides, she clearly came in without knocking when it was snowing, otherwise how would you have run into her!”

"#!" Yukino Yukinoshita's brow twitched slightly. "That kind of thing should have happened in the bedroom! Also, shouldn't you have already gone back? I thought no one was home before I came in..."

"It doesn't matter where you are, as long as no one else sees you."

Having taken a shower and successfully recovered from the shock of being caught, Toyohama and Hana said matter-of-factly, "What do you mean we should go back? I specifically took leave to spend these two days with that jerk!"

"But...how...how..."

Yukino Yukinoshita was confused. She raised her hand to rub her temples and sort out her logic: "Phew... That's true. I can't control what you guys do. It was my preconceived notions that led me to stumble into this situation... But the living room and stuff... You can't let Shirai-kun do whatever he wants! How can you be so shameless? It will only distort people's values ​​and make them fall into depravity without them even realizing it!"

The white figure smiled.

Feng Bin and Hua revealed their guilty conscience.

"?"

Yukino looked left and right, then asked hesitantly, "Wahana...did you do this?"

"Cough cough! It's all the same anyway, what's the difference!" Feng Bin and Hua said matter-of-factly, "There are only two of us at home, anywhere is fine!"

"Anywhere is fine?" Yukino Yukinoshita was bewildered, but then she sensed something. "Hmm? Anywhere else?"

"Uh... bathroom, kitchen, floor, bedroom, toilet..."

Kazuha Toyohama counted them in her memory, then suddenly realized that Yukino Yukinoshita's gaze was growing increasingly cold. She hesitated for a moment, but quickly regained her composure: "It's all the same anyway..."

"They're all the same, aren't they?"

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled and said, "Very good, and flowers."

Toyohama Kazuka: "..."

Stealing a glance at the white figure, Fengbin and Hana moved over and whispered, "Is Koyuki angry?"

Bai Ying replied softly, "The kind that's really angry."

"You think they're all the same, right?"

Yukino Yukinoshita abruptly stood up, pointing at the sofa beneath the white figure: "Are you planning to leave the sofa unwashed so guests can smell it? Are you planning to give the cleaning staff a chance to find traces if you don't mop the entire floor? The kitchen, the bathroom? I'm curious how much hair, dander, and excrement you two have found. By the way, this room used to be Mai's, you think that's fine? Okay, I'll have Sakurajima Mai come back and clean it up for you right now..."

"Spring cleaning! Spring cleaning! Let's do a spring cleaning now!"

Feng Bin and Hua's expressions changed instantly. They immediately took action, running a few steps before returning to pull Bai Ying up: "You bastard, hurry up and help! It's all your fault for causing trouble everywhere!"

"Hey! It was clearly you who dragged me into this mess!"

"You were the one who shot me!"

"You talk as if you didn't bleed!"

"Aaaaaah! I don't care! Quick! Clean it all up!"

"#!"

Yukino Yukinoshita sat on the sofa, arms crossed, looking annoyed, as the two of them filled water bottles, poured cleaning fluid, and pulled out mops and brooms...

Then, the two stand-ins began their work.

One is pressing down the mop and turning back at lightning speed, while the other is waving a towel, soaring through the air and diving into the ground. Not only can they easily squeeze into hard-to-reach corners, but they can also wipe away any stains with super high precision. Their work efficiency is simply ten or even nine times that of humans!

"Phew... there really is a lot of trash."

Feng Bin and Hua, carrying a garbage bag, scratched their heads a little embarrassedly: "Uh, damn it, how do we get rid of this?"

"Huh? Throw it in the trash can?" Bai Ying couldn't help but retort. "Are you starting to get overly self-conscious? Do you think even a single hair in the trash will be noticed by others?"

"Climb, climb, climb! It's a surplus, it's a surplus! So what?!"

Feng Bin and Hua decisively kicked Bai Ying.

"Alright then. LinkFate—!"

Bai Ying directed her stunt double to pick up the trash bag, then snapped her fingers, and the trash bag vanished without a trace.

"Hey? Where did you go?"

“I don’t know.” The white figure shrugged. “I just linked the garbage bag to a fate that will never be discovered—maybe the sun? Maybe deep underground? Maybe some magical subspace? Anyway, it’s a little dark room that will never be found.”

"Wow, it has such a convenient use!" Toyohama Kazuka exclaimed in surprise. "So, my Stand can be used for other things too?"

“Ha…” Yukino Yukinoshita sighed deeply, “Kazuha, if you don’t use your brain, the world can continue to be peaceful.”

"Huh? I can't even use a stand-in to clean the house?"

"Hmm...it seems I don't need to give you too much advice. Do as you please."

"It's so inexplicable under the snow. Do you think I don't know not to mess with other people's worldviews?"

Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes: "Anyway, this thing doesn't seem to have any other use besides beating up bastards and doing spring cleaning. You can't exactly dance a duet with your stand-in, can you?"

"Isn't the best use if it has no other use?"

Bai Ying shrugged and reminded her, "What time were you planning to go back? It's already 2 PM."

"Huh? It's already this late?"

Feng Bin and Hua were startled. They took out their phones, checked the time, and hurriedly ran outside, saying, "You guys keep playing! I need to go back right away!"

After saying that, Feng Bin and Hua rushed out the door.

The white figure and Yukino Yukinoshita looked at each other, and the air suddenly became quiet.

The white figure raised a hand to rub his face, slowly revealing a smile that didn't seem like that of a gentleman, and then licked Yukino Yukinoshita's face with his eyes.

Yukino Yukinoshita didn't notice that she was frowning slightly, deep in thought.

Let me lick it one more time. The sturdy, simple sneakers and the light blue dress are the kind of outfit a brave soul would like to wear out. But today, instead of the more convenient pigtails, her long, black hair is simply draped down her back, looking quite stylish…

"You..." Yukino Yukinoshita hesitated, looking up to meet the white figure's gaze. "Have you been here for the past two days?"

Bai Ying blinked, her expression turning serious: "That's right."

"..."

Yukino Yukinoshita's lips moved slightly, but she didn't speak. She just looked at the white figure with her bright eyes.

Bai Ying readily replied, "Don't look at me, I've lost count of how many times it's happened. Most of the time, the stick figure just suddenly gets interested, so we just keep doing things. A few times, I try my best to resist, so we just keep doing things. Basically, we just keep doing things, staying in the house either watching TV or doing things..."

Yukino Yukinoshita's eyes widened, and her tone was unusually stern: "Haku-kun!"

"Cough cough cough, brave warrior, I had no choice, the stick figure was just too enthusiastic! White Shadow threw the pot out the window—Ptooey ptooey!" White Shadow raised his hand seriously, "It was all the stick figure's fault for starting it! She turned me over and over, here and there, squeezing my teeth everywhere!"

"?" Yukino Yukinoshita's anger flared even more. "What can she do to you just because she makes a move?! Can you just grow into her body?! Haku-kun! You've really gone too far this time! Not only for Kazuka, but also for yourself!"

"Cough cough!" The white figure patted her chest. "Don't worry! I'm fine! I'm a young Stand user! Don't be fooled by the stick figure's apparent wellness; she's actually suffered internal injuries..."

Thump thump thump—!

Yukino Yukinoshita took three quick steps to confront Hakukage, annoyed, and said, "Haku-kun! Don't try to fool me! You know what I want to ask!"

Indulgence, unrestrained behavior, and capriciousness—that's your style, but definitely not your personality! Especially in this completely reckless situation!

"Alas, hero..." Bai Ying sighed, seemingly struggling for a moment, before saying sadly, "I feel that the stick figure might be addicted!"

Boom!

As if struck by lightning, Yukino Yukinoshita was momentarily stunned by the wind. Could it be some kind of addiction?!

This...this can't be possible!

"You...you're not lying to me, are you?" Yukino Yukinoshita asked suspiciously.

The white figure tilted its head and whistled: "No~"

"#!"

Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips, turned around and left the room, opened the door to her own room and went inside, then immediately stopped and turned around, staring at the white figure that was sneaking up on her: "Don't follow me... I'm angry."

"Hi Yi!"

The white figure immediately stood at attention outside the door.

boom.

Yukino Yukinoshita closed the door, temporarily isolating herself from the influence of the white fungus, and was now able to think things through calmly.

First of all, this is not something Baijun would do. Although she has become aroused recently, indulging in excessive sexual activity is not a good thing...

And then, flowers... are they addictive? I always feel like this is a scam by Baijun...

The truth of the matter is simple: just confront the parties involved!

Yukino Yukinoshita took out her phone, opened Toyohama Kazuka's account, and then took a deep breath to calm down. She couldn't be shy at a time like this!

……

Ugh, my legs feel so weak, my head is spinning, my stomach feels a little burning, and my vocal cords are a bit itchy...

Fengbin and Hana sat on the tram, scratching their cheeks, unaware of the silly grin that appeared on their faces.

Hehe...maybe I went a bit too far? I'll have to practice more later.

But there's nothing we can do about it...

Buzz!

Feng Bin and Hua took out their phones.

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Kazuha, you and Shiraki-kun have been staying in the house these past two days, doing *that* kind of thing?]

[Toyohama Kazuka: It's not always like that. There's also eating, watching TV, watching programs, sleeping, and so on.]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: How many times did you do it?]