Uneasy daily life

I had to lie and cover for him to prevent anyone from accidentally disturbing him... Those times were all accidents! Accidental encounters! Who wants to witness such a scene!

Yukino Yukinoshita turned her head and buried her face in the pillow, clenching her fingers into fists and tapping the pillow repeatedly, as if she were tapping the head of some bad guy.

Color embryo!

Stupid!

Stupid!

I'm an idiot too!

Well……

P.S.: The last one, the last one, the end is near, not far, hahaha... Keep going, keep trying, you can do it... Inspiration, inspiration, let's make an even more perfect ending...

Chapter Nineteen: Spring Ends, Snow Pushes Open the Door

Peach blossoms bloom brightly, filling the house; cardamom is nourished by the clear dew. The mountains rise, revealing golden light; to gaze upon the vast sky, one might try to catch a white rabbit, defying the moon.

I urge you to drink at the spring ferry crossing, lest you waste your youth. With hands clasped in joy, in dreams we are entwined, counting the mandarin ducks.

……

I woke up in a daze, opened my eyes in a daze, stared blankly at the ceiling, and vaguely recalled yesterday's memories.

A bit... no, just—

Cool!

Their brains were completely tangled up, their brains twisted and turned, making it impossible for them to observe or think, or find a moment to speak or joke. They could only be dragged along by the stick figure, abandoning their brains and drifting with the tide. The stick figure possessed such profound swordsmanship that as long as they didn't think, they were faster than thinking; as long as they didn't speak, they were faster than speaking; and as long as they kept making moves, their opponents couldn't keep up.

I can't breathe...

Bai Ying blinked, glancing sideways. Feng Bin and Hua were lying next to him, turned to face him, arms wrapped around each other, thighs resting on their stomachs, displaying a messy sleeping posture, like a stick figure locked in a man.

"call……"

Feng Bin and Hua were still asleep, their faces flushed, their breaths heavy with sleepiness, gently brushing against her shoulder.

Bai Ying pondered for a moment, then pondered for a moment.

It felt like I was plotting something with the stick figure, and before I knew it, the stick figure was plotting something with me... I had planned to flirt a little first, to prepare, but I was taken in by the stick figure right then and there... Luckily, she got into the mood quickly, but it was too fast! Yesterday... how many times was that? I hadn't prepared any safety measures at all!

hiss!

We were completely led by the nose; it was a humiliating disgrace.

No way, I have to get my revenge! You're just a stick figure, I can't mess with you!

The white figure wriggled slightly, pulling a hand out of the entanglement and gently blocking Feng Bin and Hua's nostrils with its pinky finger.

After blocking the left side, block the right side; after blocking the right side, block the left side...

After playing a symphony for a while, Fengbin and Hana woke up groggily. Before their brains could process the information from their eyes, they heard a whisper in their ears.

"You're awake? Congratulations on your pregnancy!"

"...?"

Feng Bin and Hua were completely bewildered.

"Hehe, now you know the consequences of rushing?" Bai Ying poked Feng Binhe's cheek, and seeing that she had come to her senses, continued, "Stickman, I'm giving you an important task now: go to the pharmacy and buy emergency contraception, hehehe—"

Toyohama and Hana lay motionless, blinking hesitantly: "Um... if we use a Stand to block it, we won't get pregnant, right? We both have superpowers, so we must have a way to solve this, right?"

Bai Ying: "?"

Toyohama Kazuka: "..."

"From a general rational point of view, this is something that only exists in a script. From a realistic point of view, I, living on a daily film set, don't understand it. From a past perspective..." Bai Ying asked, unable to hold back, "Were you still using a stunt double last night?"

"No," Feng Bin and Hua rubbed their heads together, brushed the strands of hair stuck to their faces, and said with a mix of eagerness and thieving, "Why don't we give it a try?"

try it?

Asking is not the same as soliciting opinions, but rather an announcement and declaration. Feng Bin and Hua's arms were already wrapped around each other. She rolled over in the quilt, and as their skin touched and their ears rubbed together, a spark of passion ignited.

“Hehe…” Toyohama Kazuka shifted her waist, blinked, and said confidently, “Koyuki is right, that bastard is a pervert!”

"?" Bai Ying scoffed, "Really? I was expecting to be woken up by some inexplicable dampness, and when I opened my eyes groggily, I'd see someone lurking around at the foot of the bed, only to be discovered and run away like a thief..."

"Get up! I don't understand! Don't speak!"

Enraged, Feng Bin and Hua retorted with a slap in return!

Oh no! This should be my scene!

Bai Ying decisively began to steal the show, flipping over and pulling Feng Bin and Hua, along with the blankets, under her.

After a period of time...

"How was it? Did the stand-in work?"

"Uh... I forgot, shall we try again?"

"Wow! I admire your courage, Stickman!"

after a while……

"Forgot again? Ha."

"What are you laughing at! It's clearly all your fault! Couldn't you have called out to me a couple of times to remind me?!"

"Stop shifting the blame, we never expected anything from you, but you actually came in handy..."

"Huh? How do you use it?"

"Simply put, it means maintaining composure with strong willpower and performing precise, meticulous operations at critical moments to accurately intercept large-scale bombing within a confined space, thereby ensuring complete protection—"

"Oh oh oh."

Feng Bin and Hua lay on their sides on the bed, watching Bai Ying ramble on and on... It did feel a little different? Usually at times like this, they would probably kick the bastard, but now they just wanted to listen to him talk. It didn't matter what strange things he was saying, as long as he was talking beside them.

"But you still need to take your medicine—you don't want your belly to get so big that you can't dance or sing anymore, and your dreams end before they even begin, right?!"

"Okay, okay..."

Feng Bin and Hua propped themselves up and tidied their hair. "I feel a little hungry. What time is it?"

"It's already nine o'clock." Bai Ying had already quickly planned the arrangements. "We'll go downstairs to buy medicine and then have a meal. It's Saturday, and I'm all set. You..."

"I'm calling to ask for the day off; you have to stay with me today!"

Feng Bin and Hua immediately set the time.

"Row……"

"Why does it smell so strong!" Feng Bin and Hua were about to get dressed when a breeze blew in from the window, making their already strong sense of smell come to their senses. "How long has it been since you showered?! Wait, why is my voice a little hoarse..."

"Is it possible that your sweat, your saliva, or even your stool..."

"Shut up! I'm going to take a shower!"

Feng Bin and Hua jumped off the bed in a hurry, stumbled slightly, and ran to the bathroom in a flash: "Bring me back my medicine and food!"

Bai Ying looked at the messy bedroom, but still rolled up her sleeves to clean up. As she did so, she called out to the bathroom, "Matchstick Man! Are you alright? This is the first time you've done something so reckless. Are your legs still okay? Does it hurt a lot? Are your vocal cords still intact?"

"climb!"

Great, you look quite energetic.

I've been led astray by the stick figure for most of the day. I need to keep a close eye on her condition today. As soon as I spot a weakness, I'll laugh at her mercilessly and see if she dares to act so recklessly again.

"Hehehe, you little stick figure, you nobody~"

After tidying up the room, Bai Ying strolled downstairs, bought medicine and food, and quickly returned home.

"came back?"

woohoo-

A hairdryer was rubbing against her slightly damp blonde hair. Her two fair and shapely legs were crossed on the sofa. Feng Bin and Hua were wearing a loose black T-shirt that didn't fit her well. Her skin, which had been washed with warm water, looked even more moist and shiny. She was playing with her hair.

"The clothes for a Warrior Plus?" Bai Ying closed the door, put down the medicine and food, and immediately noticed that the size was off. "Didn't you find any pants?"

“I’ve taken all the clothes I used to leave here. I’ve kept my sister’s clothes, but a lot of them are a bit dusty. I even took this one out of the packaging bag. I guess my sister bought it but didn’t have time to wear it.”

Feng Bin and Hua dried their hair and excitedly opened their lunchboxes: "I've already taken the day off, what should we do today?"

Bai Ying carefully examined Feng Bin and Hua's appearance: "Do you feel weak in the legs, pain in any area, or fatigue?"

"Huh? You make it sound like I'm sick." Feng Bin and Hua pouted and complained, "I washed off a lot of sticky stuff when I took a bath, you're the one who's okay, aren't you?"

“Of course, no problem! I’m the male lead in the video excluding the inside side!” Bai Ying smiled contemptuously. “You can’t fake it in front of me! You’re hiding something from me, aren’t you?”

Toyohama Kazuka: "..."

Bai Ying pushed up his non-existent glasses, revealing a sharp look in his eyes.

"Cough cough..." Feng Bin and Hua mumbled, biting their chopsticks, "You haven't showered yet, have you? You probably smell pretty bad. Go take a shower later."

"?" The white figure leaned back slightly. "What do you want to do?"

"..."

Feng Bin and Hua's eyes darted around, they ate faster, their leg shaking increased, their expression gradually changed from guilty to irritable, and their voices grew louder: "Ah! Never mind! You can tell anyway! I was saying, do you want to take another shower together later!"

"How could I possibly see through that?! You think I can read minds?!" Bai Ying retorted loudly. "And when have you ever been a coward? You think I'm lonely and bored just because I went out to buy some food?"

Feng Bin and Hua picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into Bai Ying's mouth, angrily saying, "Mind your own business! You're staying by my side today and you're not going anywhere!"

"Bah, bah, bah."

The white figure chewed on the meat, his eyes revealing three parts pity, three parts sympathy, and four parts mockery; his silence spoke volumes.

Feng Bin and Hua didn't care about anything else. They ate and drank their fill, lay down on the sofa, took out their phones, glanced at them, and put them back. After watching Bai Ying finish her meal, they immediately stuck out their feet to shoo her away: "Go, go, go take a shower!"

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Take a break after you've eaten. Taking a shower right away isn't good for your health."

Bai Ying packed up the food containers: "If I hadn't been delayed today, I could have made breakfast and lunch. The shop downstairs probably changed chefs; their skills aren't very good..."

"Isn't it okay if I'm unhealthy with you?"

Feng Bin and Hua simply pounced off the sofa and hung directly on Bai Ying's back from behind, their legs clamping around him: "Go, go, go to the bathroom to take a shower!"

"Are you thinking about taking a bath?" Bai Ying turned her head and complained, "I'm almost embarrassed to call you out on it! You pervert!"

Feng Bin and Hua suddenly pursed their lips, no longer grinding their teeth and biting or kicking as confidently as before. Instead, they said in a low voice, sounding somewhat aggrieved, "I only got one day off. I have to go back tomorrow..."

"Hmph! Today I'll show you what a real pervert is!"

Bai Ying put the wrapped food waste into the bin, then swept Feng Bin and Hua, who were hanging on her back, into her arms and said, "I'll wash you alive!"

"Hehe..." Feng Bin and Hua wrapped their arms around Bai Ying's neck and happily swung their feet, "Then I'll wash a layer of skin off you too!"

The two of them swayed and staggered into the bathroom.

"Come on, come on!"

"Stickman, what strange knowledge have you learned? Doing this in the bathroom will only cause you to slip and cripple two idiots!"

"That seems to be true... It's clearly shown in the video!"

"Don't delve too deeply into things related to anime and manga."

"I'll lie down and try it. It's not cold with hot water spraying on it... Come on, come on!"

"You just need to lie down, but my knees have a lot to consider."

"What should I do?"

"Didn't you see the bathtub?"

Strange conversations accompanied by strange commotions were soon drowned out by the sound of the showerhead and the rising and falling waves.

Feng Bin and Hua Nao don't have a lot of knowledge, but it's all quite strange, and they're incredibly proactive.

Perhaps it was the sense of urgency that made the passion burn even more intensely, and the desire to do as many intimate things as possible to fill all the free time.

Morning, noon, evening.

Bedroom, bathroom, kitchen.

The sun, you and me, the moon.

Is this kind of thing comfortable? Toyohama and Hana couldn't quite explain it. It felt more like novelty, but they just liked it, so they liked it the most, liked it even more, and liked it even more.

Indeed, doing something is more suitable for oneself than saying something.