Uneasy daily life
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"I remember a few years ago it was a working professional's lover, right? Can a first love be called a student's lover?"
"Just one more 'Older Lover' character and a flower are needed to synthesize the SSR title 'Popular Lover'!"
Sweet Bullet is a group of seven, whose natural hair colors make up the seven colors of the rainbow—red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple. Toyohama and Hana are the yellow ones.
Hmm... Damn, the world in my past life must have been a bit strange, right? Human hair and eye colors were so monotonous, with black hair and black eyes everywhere, it was quite peculiar.
While his teammates were chatting and laughing on their phones, Fengbin and Hua were lost in thought, pondering a strange question.
My boyfriend is the best, and none of you are allowed to take him away!
The voice of Toyohama Kazuka came from Akane's phone. She scratched her head in distress: "Sigh, I really can't do it. I can't imitate Kazuka's voice at all!"
“Indeed,” the orange team member said seriously. “You talk about Hua like she’s eaten a bag of candy, while you talk about her like you’re pulling her hair, tearing her clothes, and scratching her face…”
"Then I'll tear you apart!"
After a flurry of pillow fights, the conversation naturally turned to the most anticipated topic—romance.
That kind of thing between men and women has always been something that people of all ages can enjoy, only the terms used to refer to it differ.
"Suddenly I understand why the video went viral. Just watching Hehua shout like that a few times makes me..." Zi's words failed her, and in the end she could only shout, "I really want to be in a relationship!"
The green team member immediately perked up: "Speaking of dating, what kind of boyfriend do you all want to find in the future?"
Now? Of course not now. Although Feng Bin and Hua have never shied away from having boyfriends, and it has been three or four years, they are always inexplicably bombarded with related traffic. From the time Sweet Bullet was established until now, it has become common knowledge both inside and outside the industry, but this is clearly an exception among exceptions.
"Of course it's about marriage," the blue team member said matter-of-factly. "A relationship that doesn't aim for marriage is just playing around."
Purple Team Member: "That makes sense."
"Objection!" A member of the youth team raised his hand. "Then who's the one who's been a scoundrel in breaking up?"
Purple Team Member: "That makes sense."
"If we break up, it's definitely the guy who's being a jerk," said the Orange team member. "Of course, the girl will be the one who suffers."
A member of the Red Team drew a line: "Isn't it true that whoever breaks up with you first is a scoundrel?"
The orange team member retorted: "That's not right! If you encounter an abstract person, are you just going to suffer by not breaking up with them?"
The young team member asked in confusion, "If that's the case, then breaking up is not a crime, and dating without getting married isn't considered immoral?"
The orange team member defected: "I think marriage is one thing, dating is another."
The blue team member objected: "Of course, dating is about getting married! What's the point of dating if you're not going to get married? What's the difference between that and a brothel?"
"Completely wrong!" Member Aka began a long-winded explanation to strengthen his persuasiveness. "When guys talk about dating with marriage in mind, they sound responsible and serious, but in reality, they're just confusing marriage with dating to trick girls into accepting their intimate behavior—because it's about marriage, so they can do anything, as if it's the girl's fault if she agrees to the confession and they don't end up getting married. They have absolutely no self-awareness about whether they have any problems themselves! This is clearly possessiveness disguised as marriage, and what's the difference between it and those scumbags who verbally promise 'I'll marry you'? What's even more terrifying is that scumbags have self-awareness, but these guys don't. Instead, they feel justified, thinking it's not their fault at all, without considering the girl's feelings and emotions, as if promising marriage gives them a get-out-of-jail-free card!"
"In conclusion, dating with the intention of marriage is nothing short of immoral!"
Orange, cyan, purple, and green team members raised their hands: "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Making a mistake upon a mistake!" The Blue Team member began to reason rationally to perfect the logical chain. "What is the ultimate goal of dating? Of course, it's marriage! Two people get to know each other, create memories, constantly work on their feelings and relationship, and finally walk down the aisle to become partners. Isn't that the most beautiful thing? Having marriage as the goal puts pressure on both people. Pressure makes them more serious and better able to bond together! If the goal isn't marriage, then dating is ulterior motives, not from the heart, but an attempt to get something else from the other person. Dating isn't the path to marriage, but a means to get something else. That's just being a scoundrel!"
In conclusion, dating without the intention of marriage is simply being a scoundrel!
Orange, cyan, purple, and green team members raised their hands: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Red Team Member glanced sideways at a few guys who had somehow turned into onlookers, munching on snacks while listening to the debate: "And you guys?"
"Uh..." Green Team member thought for a moment, then raised his voice, "Hehua! Do you think dating should be with marriage in mind?"
"It's definitely a wedding!" the Blue team member said with a confident smile.
"Definitely not!" Team member Aka smiled confidently.
"what?"
Feng Bin and Hua were on their phones when they heard this. They looked up and casually said, "It doesn't matter."
"Why?!" x2!
"Dating can end in breakup, marriage can end in divorce, what does it matter if there's a purpose or not? It's all the same anyway, it doesn't matter." Feng Binhe glanced at her teammates' bewildered expressions, thought for a moment, and waved her phone, "Uh, how about I ask that jerk for you guys?"
Although no one knows why she's called "bastard," everyone knows it's the captain's pet name for her boyfriend.
Without a doubt, compared to discussing any other relationship topics, gossiping about love is much more exciting!
Feng Bin and Hua were instantly surrounded by their teammates who were holding various snacks. The group of people kept a respectful distance, keeping their heads at a distance, while their eyes darted around their phone screens.
Wow! While they were talking about dating, Hua was actually chatting with her boyfriend!
"Aren't you tired of craning your necks? Come closer and take a look."
Feng Bin and Hua didn't think it mattered at all. She was the kind of strong person who didn't even care about browser history, so what was the big deal about looking at a chat interface? On the contrary, her teammates were acting suspiciously.
[Toyohama Kazuka: Dating without the intention of marriage is just being a scoundrel. Do you agree?]
[Whiteology scholar: You actually ate the long poem raw? Cruel!]
[Toyohama Kazuka: ?]
[Toyohama Kazuka: Climb, climb, climb! I'm asking you a question.]
[Whiteology scholar: Oh, whatever.]
[Toyohama Kazuka: You don't care either?]
[White Scholar: Of course! Not getting into a good university means you weren't serious about your studies; not earning enough money at work means you weren't hardworking; having a bad relationship with your family means you're unfilial; not achieving success means you've lived a wasted life—it's all the same robber logic.]
[Bai Xue: Elementary school math teaches addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. How can someone this old still not have the mental capacity for these basic operations, only knowing right from wrong?]
[White Album Scholar: Do you talk about dating just because you have someone you like? Do you talk about marriage just because you're dating someone?]
[White Scholar: Hahahaha~]
[White Scholar: This is just the talk of a single person, not worth mentioning.]
Feng Bin and Hua scratched their heads, looking at their teammates surrounding them as if they were seeing a bunch of dog heads.
The dogs, who were just watching the show, were suddenly attacked by a withered, heart-piercing attack, leaving them completely bewildered.
[White Scholar: When it comes to these kinds of topics, the most interesting thing is to just watch the drama unfold. Don't get involved, or it'll make you look like you don't have a boyfriend, proud of yourself.jpp]
Aka nudged Toyohama Kazuka: "Kazuka, why don't you ask your boyfriend what the right way to date is?"
[Toyohama Kazuka: So, what do you think is the right way to date?]
[Whiteology expert: Guess.]
[White scholars: Get lost!]
[Toyohama Kazuka: Climb!]
The white shadow, seemingly omniscient, turned the stick figure into a repeating monster, and inadvertently harmed a small animal.
He was busy because there was a human-shaped walking gourd in the classroom.
Wow, college students are definitely more outgoing than high school students. High school students, like me, would just sit in a dark corner and secretly cricket, but college students are different.
"huh huh huh huh……"
Nojima Motomasa sat at the table by the window, one foot propped on the edge of the table, the other dangling down, one hand resting on his knee, the other pressing against the windowsill. He looked up as if gazing into the distance, his expression melancholy, as if he were humming a tune, or perhaps wanting to say something...
"Who threw that guy out the window?"
People of justice couldn't stand by and watch.
"Naturally beautiful,"
Handsome and dashing, unparalleled in the world.
Who knows my loneliness?
The voice of Bai Ying (originally written by Nojima Gen) suddenly appeared.
Nojima Gen, who was posing by the window, paused, slowly ran his hand through his forehead and combed his hair, and after a long while, he murmured softly, "Ah—!"
I was born beautiful!!
So handsome and dashing, truly unparalleled!
My loneliness goes unnoticed!
After finishing reading, he added an interjection, still wanting more: "Ah—!"
The classroom was filled with the crisp sound of fists being clenched.
Bai Ying's cheek twitched. He took a deep breath, cupped his hands in a gesture of respect from afar, and exclaimed in admiration, "The most narcissistic person I could imagine is no match for even thirty percent of your power. You are truly admirable and awe-inspiring."
"Grab your weapons and take him down."
Righteous individuals slammed their fists on the table and rose up, and the next second, heroes from all sides responded.
"Damn it! I actually feel like my ears are dirty!"
"You shall pay for the sin of defiling my hearing with your death!"
"Nojima—vomit! Nojima! Vomit!"
Seeing the crowd's uproar, Nojima Gen lost his composure and quickly rolled off the ground, raising his hand and shouting, "Wait! I have a way to give everyone women!"
Look at the choice of words; it really highlights the brotherly affection.
However, the effect was remarkable, and the friendly classmates who were about to bury Nojima alive with their tools pressed the pause button.
"As everyone knows! I, Nojima Gen! Am now famous!"
Nojima Gen couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I, this handsome Tokyo guy, am finally famous..."
Indeed, with the influx of attention to Fengbin and Huatou, netizens didn't mind paying attention to the beauty pageant. They were then dazzled by Nojima Gen's appearance. In order to avoid being blinded by the spectacle, many enthusiastic netizens have already packaged Nojima Gen's beauty pageant MP4 into various popular videos that have passed or failed censorship.
Outstanding effect.
"Stop talking nonsense!" The righteous man raised his shovel.
"Ahem! OK, OK! When it comes to finding women, there are bound to be cases involving women—" Nojima Gen pointed the finger directly at the white figure, "like this guy!"
Bai Ying sighed: "You've gotten too big for your britches. You won't even call me Minister."
The group exchanged bewildered glances, their fighting spirit somewhat dampened: "This guy runs too fast! We couldn't catch him even if we worked ourselves to death!"
“No, no, no, ordinary methods won’t kill this man; only a direct confrontation will do…” Nojima Gen shook his head and adjusted his glasses. “Also, I’m talking about the reason he can get girlfriends and have so many female friends—he’s a light novel writer, screenwriter, and creator! In other words, he’s talented!”
"?"×N.
"Foolish! Don't you understand? Talent is the best weapon to attract women!" Nojima Gen smiled with three parts indifference and seven parts arrogance. "Especially for those who write romance novels, if you write well, you can naturally be at ease in real life!"
"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Bai Ying became somewhat interested, resting her chin on her hands while sitting down. "You write novels too? Romance novels, no less?"
Nojima Gen reached into his robes and pulled out a pitch-black notebook, using it to cover half his face as if he were holding the holy sword that had slain the white figure: "Stronger than you."
"Really? Then I'll have to take a good look."
Bai Ying smiled and slowly stood up; he loved to point and gesticulate.
Whoosh!
The notebook flew in spinning, and the white figure reached out, grabbed it, opened it, and began reading in an instant!
He read too fast.
[A super adventure where a handsome, dashing, and irresistibly charming me is reincarnated into another world, becoming invincible, and falling in love with female teachers, female neighbors, female bosses, younger female students, older female students, classmates, fox-eared, dog-eared, horse-eared, and bear-eared girls...]
"Hello," I greeted the female teacher I was meeting for the first time, looking quite dashing.
"I like you!" The female teacher, smitten by my charm, confessed instantly. We held hands, went shopping and on dates, attracting envious glances. We kissed, went to a love hotel, and created a harmonious chapter in our lives.
The above process is repeated N times.
Of course, it's not a complete repetition; at least the phrases describing how charming 'I' am are almost entirely different, showing the author's utmost effort in Japanese and their confident ease in using the language.
"puff--!!"
The invincible white figure fell.
Everyone turned around in horror to look at Nojima Gen, who stood proudly, casually adjusting his glasses, and then turned back in horror to look at the white figure lying under the desk, convulsing, with a black notebook lying to one side.
How...how is this possible?! That super popular guy, who led the entire grade in a marathon, and who ultimately defeated the weakest of the three, actually collapsed so easily?!
Could this guy really possess some extraordinary talent, capable of shattering Bai Ying's Dao Heart and causing him to collapse and die with just a notebook?!
Then, a curious little hand picked up the notebook and glanced at it.
"puff--!!"
So amazing?
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