Uneasy daily life

The surroundings suddenly became quiet.

"I remember it started with a conversation about whether Shirokage could cross-dress..." Angelina tried to recall, her gaze gradually shifting to Sakurajima Mai and Yukinoshita Haruno, her eyes instantly sharpening. "The culprit has been found! It was you who started this conversation!"

Yukino Yukino remained unfazed: "Yukino is just analyzing from a rational perspective, thinking that the bastard's figure has changed, and his cross-dressing is very obvious."

Mai Sakurajima gave a professional smile: "I was just expressing from a makeup perspective the difficulty it is for haters to cross-dress perfectly."

"Stop struggling," Feng Bin said bluntly. "You were the one who started discussing that kind of thing!"

"No, no, that's not right!" Angelina shook her head vigorously from side to side. "You and Yukino think the White Shadow crossdressing has no flaws! Haruno and Mai-senpai think the White Shadow crossdressing has flaws! The difference lies in the fact that they've experienced it themselves, so this kind of topic started with them..."

Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes: "There's a couple over there and a couple living like this or that, it's clearly the latter's problem!"

What a sharp retort! Angelina was cut down in a single blow!

"Goo...yes, yes, yes...I'm the most perverted one...I'm sorry to my country, sorry to my parents, sorry to Simba, the Lion King, goo goo..."

Angelina sank, swaying and making a bubbling sound like someone drowning.

“Now that my innocence has been proven, there’s no problem.” Bai Ying patted Angelina’s head reassuringly. “Don’t worry so much. Although you’ve lost your innocence, you’ve also gained some. That’s life; gains and losses are just relative processes…”

"Don't try to justify yourself, Shiro." Yukino Yukinoshita spoke up firmly. "The person who brought up the topic has a problem, but doesn't the person who expanded on it also have a problem? I think..."

"Let's leave those aside for now."

Bai Ying waved her hand: "Let's discuss the issue of lifting your skirt instead."

"What do you mean by 'leaving it aside'..."

Yukino Yukinoshita was halfway through her sentence when she frowned, her gaze sharpening. She felt a mixture of amusement and exasperation. After a quick, brief moment of thought, she met her boyfriend's eyes—the next second he had a grinning expression, as if to say, 'Your skirt was lifted, and so was mine, so we're even, okay!' She couldn't help but feel a familiar surge of annoyance.

You're so clever.

"Bai Jun, you should stop dreaming. What kind of evenness is this? Humph."

Yukino Yukinoshita turned around and walked towards the stall.

"Huh?" Feng Bin and Hua were confused. "Am I spacing out? This doesn't seem to make sense."

Yukino Yukinoshita covered her mouth and whispered, "Oh dear, that's Yukino's way of thinking. The conversation is already over before you even hear it."

"Is this what it means to be in sync?" Mai Sakurajima raised an eyebrow, casually putting pressure on her boyfriend. "Even in front of everyone, you can exchange glances and whisper secrets. No wonder you're good at coaxing Yukino's haters."

"Hehehe... Anyway, no one is as lecherous as me..."

A dejected Angelina let out a low grumble.

“It’s not that I’m being unfair,” Bai Ying immediately shook her head and said, “It’s just that you guys don’t usually have that many bubbles in your minds, so I can’t pop them.”

Mai Sakurajima blinked, then said with interest, "Really? I don't believe it. Everyone must have bubbles in their hearts, right?"

"It's different."

Bai Ying waved her hand: "Can the bubbles from the deep-sea mud monster be the same as the bubbles that float on the surface of the water? Those bubbles can't be turned over, or something terrible will happen, like the case of 9528 being jealous of the hero's ability to whisper..."

"Hey hey!" Yukinoshita Haruno raised her hand and said, "Let's guess what Yukino-chan's secret is! Hana-chan, you guess first!"

"Huh?" Toyohama Kazuka crossed her arms, tilting her head as if trying to find inspiration. "Uh... Is Koyukino planning to delete that bastard's drafts?"

“That doesn’t seem right,” Mai Sakurajima pondered. “Judging from what Yukino said, it seems she’s evened things over. In other words, at some point, Black Fan successfully coaxed Yukino back… Hmm, when exactly? Under the guise of everything being normal, he’s been manipulating a young girl’s mind without anyone noticing. Black Fan is truly an unfathomable scumbag.”

Yukino Yukinoshita stroked her chin: "If she was teased... because that jerk spread dirty talk, Yukino-chan, who is still a pure girl, was embarrassed, angry, and annoyed, and then that jerk somehow managed to coax her back without her noticing... Could it be..."

"Heh heh heh... I'll come and take your virginity at midnight tonight..."

Angelina muttered, "I know! Yukino is actually a repressed pervert! Eek! That's right! She's the most horny one!"

Suddenly, an extremely cold gaze was cast from ahead.

“Angelina, I will pay special attention to the development of your blog and, as a loyal fan, will create the perfect blogger growth plan for you.”

"..."

Suddenly, I felt an immense sense of shame that my friends had read my novel and were pointing and commenting on it!

"...I...I'm the most perverted one, aren't I?"

Angelina's eyes darted around, and she uttered incoherent words.

"You've been completely corrupted by Bai Jun. It's time to cleanse your life."

Yukino Yukinoshita, who was walking in front, kept her pace, but it was as if she had been given a speed boost, and suddenly she had distanced herself from her friends behind her.

"So here's the question." Yukinoshita Haruno casually put her arm around Hakukage's shoulder, speaking naturally like close buddies exchanging information, "When does this jerk plan to make his move on Yukino-chan?"

The white figure hooked her arm around Yukinoshita Haruno's shoulder instead: "You guessed wrong—the hero is just not good at dealing with risqué topics, especially when a group of people are discussing them. If I digress, she won't get upset, she'll just get angry... Have you forgotten how we discussed how to make aloof girls show their charm?"

"Oh—lifting her skirt?" Sakurajima Mai's expression was strange. She racked her brains for a moment and roughly understood Yukino Yukinoshita's thoughts, but...

"Can this kind of convoluted and awkward logic really make sense?"

Mai Sakurajima felt something was off. Could the incident of the hater lifting Yukino's skirt on stage really be reconciled with the failed attempt to lift Yukino's skirt before going on stage? Logically, it didn't make sense, and how could these two events be seamlessly connected and reconciled? This…

Whether it's right or wrong, whether it makes sense or not, whether it counts or not, is not up to others to decide—just having a thought is enough to bring joy.

Bai Ying whistled: "It's not entirely wrong to say it's too long to read. The hero is indeed a bit of a 'secret pervert.' 'Secret' means outwardly reserved and unable to express his true feelings, while 'pervert' means secretly stirring, containing without revealing, itching without laughing..."

"Um……"

Mai Sakurajima thought to herself, "Yukino is indeed someone who is both easily satisfied and difficult to satisfy."

"Well, because she's greedy."

Ugh—no crickets allowed to be heard secretly behind me!

Yukino Yukinoshita was a little angry but couldn't quite bring herself to be. She silently prepared to quicken her pace, passing by the figures walking in opposite directions...

"You—go out with me!"

Suddenly, a woman's loud, slightly drunken voice came from behind.

Slam on the brakes and turn around!

P.S.: Happy Lunar New Year's Eve! Wishing everyone good health in the new year!

Chapter Eleven: You Lost!

"?"×N.

"Confession, a unique human courtship process, aims to achieve goals including but not limited to expressing emotions, alleviating loneliness, establishing connections, procreation, sharing status, and exchanging material goods..."

The white figure pushed up non-existent glasses: "Which one are you?"

Although I don't know which type it is, does this guy who just rushes in and attacks without paying attention to his surroundings?

Several girls were a little confused. When did their boyfriends develop succubus-like qualities? They could get confessed to right there on the street? Speaking of this Peking Opera weirdo, wasn't he the one who got a lot of laughs about on stage before…?

"?"

The girl in tennis clothes and Peking Opera makeup didn't understand. She grabbed Bai Ying's collar and blurted out in a drunken voice, "What do you mean, 'which kind'?! I think you're handsome, can't you be my boyfriend?!"

The others then noticed that the other person was holding a bottle of liquor in his other hand, and they didn't know how much he had drunk.

"Wait!" Feng Bin and Hua stepped forward, slapping away the other person's hand and saying unhappily, "What are you doing to someone else's boyfriend?!"

Wow! Well done! You're such a direct person!

"Hiccup~ Your boyfriend is pretty handsome, can't he be my boyfriend?!"

The Peking Opera performer let out a burp of considerable strength, and he did so with complete self-righteousness.

Feng Bin and Hua raised an eyebrow and looked around for a suitable weapon: "Does anyone have bottled water? I'll splash it on her face to help her sober up."

"Hey Hana-chan, no rush, no rush." ​​Yukinoshita Haruno had already opened her phone at some point, watching and commenting on the gossip. "This is a great opportunity to catch her red-handed and make her work like a slave! Oh, you should be a little more hasty and make her even more volatile!"

Feng Bin and Hua were taken aback: "You're telling me to be anxious... no, what's there for me to be anxious about?"

"Hmm? Wasn't that urgent enough?" Yukinoshita Haruno mimicked with interest, "Ahem—what were you doing to someone else's boyfriend?!"

"Huh? Isn't this normal?" Toyohama Kazuka couldn't help but complain. "If this is called being anxious, then you're quite strange. You're only anxious for Yuki, not for that bastard."

Just as Yukino was about to twist the truth, Angelina stepped in and quickly pushed the two who were arguing apart: "Alright, alright! Let's unite against the enemy for now! Aren't you that Peking Opera... cough cough, that beauty pageant girl who was ridiculed so harshly by Shiro? What's with you coming here to confess your love? Are you a masochist?"

"Hiccup! I don't care!" the Peking Opera freak yelled. "I think he's pretty handsome, no wonder he's my boyfriend!"

Angelina felt suffocated, staring at the other person's ridiculously heavy makeup and muttering, "Well, she really deserves it..."

"You must be thirsty after talking so much, right?" Mai Sakurajima handed her a bottle of mineral water. "Have some water."

Upon hearing Sakurajima Mai's words, the Peking Opera Monster felt thirsty, but instead of taking Sakurajima Mai's water, she raised her other hand and gulped down the drink in her mouth...

"Hiccup! I'm not thirsty anymore! You can't poison me! Hahahaha!"

The Peking Opera monster revealed a loud, blood-red mouth and a raucous smile.

Sakurajima Mai nudged the white figure speechlessly, "You come here!"

"Hmph, you want to be my boyfriend?"

The white figure stepped forward.

“That’s right!” the Peking Opera freak said arrogantly. “Do you have any objections?”

The white-clad figure revealed a calm smile, looking down at the woman with disdain: "What place did you place in the beauty pageant?"

The half-drunk Peking Opera freak stiffened for a moment, then shouted, "What does this have to do with beauty pageants?"

"Of course!" Bai Ying showed the voting interface on her phone, like a villainous supporting character pointing fingers at the female lead and ruthlessly suppressing her. "My votes are far ahead of the competition, and I've already secured the championship! You're just last place, and you're not even as beautiful as me. What makes you think you're worthy of confessing your love to me!"

Jingju Guai stared blankly at the first photo on the voting page, his drunkenness instantly sobering him up: "Huh? This is you?!"

Bai Ying held a phone in one hand and covered the lower half of her face with the other. She slightly adjusted the expression of her eyebrows and eyes, and except for the wig, she immediately looked exactly like the person in the contestant's photo.

"N-nothing!" The Peking Opera weirdo waved his hand and grumbled, "It's normal to lose to you! You're not handsome, so you deserve to be my boyfriend! Hiccup~!"

"Really? But you also lost to this person in the beauty pageant..."

With a flick of her finger, Bai Ying revealed a stunning photo of Nojima Gen from the competition.

Without a doubt, as an extremely scumbag who is so confident that he is narcissistic, Nojima Gen's contestant photos directly demonstrate that ultimate level - a man playing a man in the way he plays a woman.

"yue——!"

The Peking Opera freak covered her mouth, a wave of nausea rushing to her throat and into her brain, almost causing her to ejaculate on the spot.

"Your beauty pageant stage is called self-abandonment, his beauty pageant stage is called self-pity!"

Bai Ying launched into a passionate critique: "You put on a mask of confidence, trying to project your imagined self, while he, even with a mask on, still projected his confident self! Both are stepping stones for playing the ugly card, but look at your soulless, contrived acting that only manages to elicit laughter, and then look at his soulful, utterly devoid of performance, ugliness that has reached a state of perfection! Haven't you noticed the difference? True ugliness isn't about being mocked, but about smiling at the audience and transferring their smiles to your own face!"

"This last place is well-deserved! You're still far behind him!"

Peking Opera Stranger: "?"

who I am? Where am I? What am I doing?

"I already have someone I love, so I regretfully have to decline your request. Therefore, I suggest you set your sights on him. After all, the loser should confess their feelings to the winner..."

The Peking Opera monster disappeared at a speed invisible to the naked eye, even leaving behind the outline of a human body in its place.

"Really..."

Yukino Yukinoshita, who had been silent all along but had been watching the scene of someone stealing her boyfriend, couldn't help but sigh: "Shiro-kun, is the university you chose really okay?"

"Of course, no problem. The Peking Opera Stranger is a freshman at the Qinghai Women's University next door, not a freshman at Izu University."

Bai Ying casually dropped some incredible news, instantly drawing the attention of everyone else.

"Oh? Then let me test you!" Yukinoshita Haruno's gaze sharpened. "Hey! What's that monster's name? What's his background?!"

Bai Ying confidently replied, "My surname is Ji, my original name is Ai Cai, and I come from a family of farmers who make a living by farming!"

Angelina became alert: "Does she have some kind of illness?"

Bai Ying thought for a moment and shook her head: "There are no hereditary chronic diseases."

“No, no, no! I mean emotional distress!” Angelina said seriously, “Like an irresponsible father, an overly controlling mother, a family divided into factions, and her burdened with worries…”

Bai Ying clapped her hands with satisfaction, praising, "Excellent! Excellent! I won't read it all! You have grasped the essence of acting!"

"Who are you talking about?!" ×4!

After being choked, stomped on, subjected to disgusted stares, and groped, Angelina struggled and protested, "Calm down! Calm down! I was just saying that Bai Ying especially likes to help people with difficulties at home!"

“My family situation is good, my parents’ marriage is stable, and there are no strange problems as you mentioned.” Bai Ying stroked her chin. “However, it’s not wrong that you seem to be preoccupied.”

"See! I told you so!" Angelina tried to change the subject. "In my opinion, Bai Ying will definitely solve the problem next. The Peking Opera freak has secretly fallen for her, the number of concubines has increased by one, and everyone's wearing green hats!"

"You're right, I'm a married man now, I have to be mindful of the impact."