Uneasy daily life

"9527! Don't be so superficial. Man is born free. This air, this earth, this ocean are all creations of God. No matter how much price humans pay for them or how many magnificent clothes they wear, they cannot change their essence!"

"It's starting! It's starting again! They're spouting those nonsensical, inflammatory things! Tell me honestly, what exactly are you trying to do?!"

"Let's be the first to report this! Let's pitch our tents on campus and show that gatekeeper who stopped us from visiting Izu University that he can't protect anything!"

"Inhale... Exhale... Take this!"

Chapter 137 Grand Blue

[Angelina: Ugh! Isn't this outrageous?! Who plans to pitch a tent at school like this?!]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Anshinin-kun, you'd better use your usual methods to solve this, otherwise your university life might not be much different from your high school life.]

[Xueyang: Well, there's a saying at school, "Treat the school as your home," right? Setting up a tent isn't really appropriate; we should move indoors. Xiaoyang recommends going directly to the auditorium, so you can attend the opening ceremony as soon as you open your eyes in the morning.]

[Angelina: And then leave behind a glorious history of being sung for four years?]

[Sakurajima Mai: Will I lose my right to choose a partner for another four years?]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Thinking about it this way, letting the white fungus grow a bit isn't so bad, is it?]

[Angelina: I don't think it has any impact at all. It seems there are only four girls in our department.]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: With Shiro's style, becoming famous throughout the school is just the beginning.]

[Toyohama Kazuka: Why are you talking about jerks again the moment I log in? He really never has a moment's rest.]

[Toyohama Kazuka: So what are you guys doing? Looking for a place to rent at the last minute?]

[Xueyang: I get it! That bastard's scheme is so insidious! He deliberately ignored everything he could have considered, then took An'an to a hotel, and so on, successfully triggering a major crisis that threatened to sink Japan! How terrifying!]

[Angelina: Who could be heavy enough to sink Japan?! Don't use jokes that are already stale and outdated! It'll make you sound like an old lady telling outdated jokes or making inappropriate remarks!]

[Xueyang: Weight? You think you can sink Japan with your butt?]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Anshinin, you didn't indulge yourself during your post-exam vacation, did you?]

[Toyohama Kazuka: What weight? What does a dirty joke told under the heavy snow have to do with weight?]

[Sakurajima Mai: It's true that someone is using tired tropes, but who is it?]

[Angelina: It doesn't matter at all! Not at all! The sea view in Izu is so beautiful. Last time I came, it was too cold to go diving. When we get to the dive shop later, I'm going to take pictures of the underwater scenery!]

[Xueyang: Diving? Hmm? What are you guys doing right now?]

[Angelina: I'm looking for a dive shop as we go.]

[Sakurajima Mai: ...Angelina, you haven't even found a place to stay yet, and you're already excitedly preparing to have fun?]

[Toyohama Kazuka: I got tricked by that jerk.]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Anshinin-kun, you're here to study, not for sightseeing. If you let Haku lead you by the nose, you might end up camping with him on campus tonight.]

[Xueyang: Then she became famous in Izu, known as the female college student who came with her own boyfriend.]

"?!"

Angelina paused in her milk tea sip. Wait a minute! Why am I wandering around like this, planning to try out some unique diving in Izu? It seems like Bai Ying had mentioned it briefly, and she'd replied to it a couple of times, and then started looking for a dive shop…

That's right! Where to stay is the biggest problem!

"Good boy, good boy, I'll give you fish later. This is the most authentic, nutritious, and freshest food, nothing like the cat food the hero usually gives you." The white figure was chatting with the little white cat on her shoulder. "That fish is so lively, one bite and blood will go 'pfft pfft pfft'—"

Angelina gave a deadpan look: "Don't teach the kitten bad habits."

The white-clad figure said without changing its expression, "I am teaching it the skill of awakening its wild nature."

The little white cat suddenly moved, leaping from Bai Ying's shoulder onto Angelina's shoulder.

Angelina turned to look at the cat and remarked, "As expected, the Killer Queen has all the charm over cats. How does it feel to be rejected by a cat?"

"That's really exciting."

Bai Ying stroked his chin and said with great interest, "I love this spirit of freedom and rebellion, hehehe..."

Okay, I'll tell Yukino right away... Wait a minute! The topic seems to have gone off-topic again...

"Fuck!"

Suddenly, a group of white figures exclaimed in surprise. Angelina subconsciously turned her head to look. After rounding a bend in the road, the scene in front of her suddenly opened up, and the limit of her vision was stretched to the horizon where the sea met the sky. Inside the guardrail was a road that went down the mountain, and at the end of the road were scattered seaside buildings.

"Uh-huh……"

Angelina exclaimed, "What a vast sea!"

Bai Ying wholeheartedly agreed: "It's so vast that I've already fallen into it."

Angelina: "...Hey, how do you usually come up with such witty remarks?"

Bai Ying: "Hot knowledge: rhetorical devices are part of elementary school Chinese language teaching."

Angelina began to look around to see if there were any witnesses...

call--!

A car sped along the road, making a whooshing sound, slowed down slightly, and drove downhill toward the building ahead.

Angelina: "Tsk."

"Let's go, let's go! We'll be able to go into the sea and experience it for ourselves soon!"

Bai Ying changed the subject, leisurely dragging her luggage downhill: "Too long to read. Think about it carefully. This is not the same as swimming. It's about completely submerging underwater, seeing the scenery of the sea, and having no noise at all. In the tranquility where everything is swallowed by the sea, you can take pictures of all kinds of unique scenery. If all else fails, you can even create artificial wonders to make your account content stand out and attract groups of online tourists to marvel..."

Angelina frowned, as if she was pondering something difficult to think about.

Hmm? Haven't you managed to distract her yet?

The white figure paused for a moment, letting its thoughts wander. Those who think too much before reading are often particularly 'direct' in their thinking. For example, a woman hearing her male companion couldn't find a place to stay might suspect he was plotting to rent a hotel room; a girlfriend hearing her boyfriend say he planned to camp on campus might suspect he was trying to force her to compromise and rent a hotel room; and an Angelina hearing the white figure say they planned to camp on campus would immediately start complaining, protesting, and using her superpowers to block it…

Tsk, she wasn't wrong at all. On this point alone, Too Long Don't Read is quite perceptive.

But I really want to treat the school like my home and take ownership of it. As a student, how can I not stay at school even once? 9527, you can't stop me!

A strange light flashed in Bai Ying's eyes. His mind raced with all sorts of feints and diversionary tactics. For example, if he couldn't distract her, he could suddenly suggest that they book a room for the night and move in later when they found a place to rent. This would surely make her blush and lose her composure...

“White shadow…” Angelina asked with a serious expression, “Sea fish, it shouldn’t have any bones, right?”

"...Those kinds of bones that can get stuck in a person's throat are usually found in freshwater fish, while sea fish generally don't have them, only a spine and two ribs."

"That's good, that's good, it'll be much more convenient to eat now!"

Angelina immediately became excited.

Very well, it seems you've completely forgotten about where you're staying.

Bai Ying crossed out her overflowing imagination.

Angelina suddenly frowned and asked, "By the way, where are we staying tonight..."

"Fuck!"

Angelina's boyfriend suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and she turned around alertly: "Confess! What are you plotting?!"

In a flash, the white figure pointed and exclaimed, "There's a naked man running around up ahead!"

Angelina didn't turn her head; in fact, she became even more wary. She was definitely being misled and plotting something—

Bai Ying seemed to take a closer look and hesitated before saying, "No, it looks like... two naked men trying to assault a man in the street?"

"what?!"

Angelina immediately followed the white figure's gaze, her first reaction being, "This is outrageous! I've been tricked!"

My second reaction was, "This is outrageous! Did I get scammed?"

"do not run!!"

A somewhat familiar blond, muscular man sprinted down the street, shouting loudly.

"Since you're here, why leave?!"

He looks familiar; the black-clad, short-haired, muscular man with his face blurred out is grinning maliciously.

"Nonsense! Give me a reason to stop—!!"

Ahead of the two muscular men was a slender young man in casual clothes, running frantically. He looked somewhat handsome, and his shouts were unusually weak and hysterical, giving off a strangely submissive vibe… *slap!* What am I thinking! Maybe, or maybe…

Okay, so there really are two naked men chasing a young man on the highway… First, calm down and think about whether this was pre-arranged by Bai Ying… Wait, no! How could something like this be pre-arranged?! Has Bai Ying finally gone crazy from writer's block, abandoning plot logic and turning eroticism into something sensational?!

Angelina, brain overload.

"New students! Don't run!"

"Who wouldn't run?! You guys actually managed to run away like that!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter!"

The young man ran as fast as he could, but the dark aura behind him followed him like a shadow, closing in step by step.

Why? Why did things turn out like this? He finally graduated from boys' high school, finally entered the new world he had been dreaming of, and finally embarked on the university life he had longed for—why did such a wonderful thing turn into being chased by two shirtless bros?!

Something's definitely not right!

"Don't be so shy!"

A muscular man with black hair suddenly appeared on the left.

"Alas--!"

I instinctively turned to the right.

The blond, burly man raised his hands in a menacing gesture, as if he had been waiting for a long time: "A real man must forge ahead bravely in this new world!"

My life is over!

In the midst of the confusion, the young man suddenly noticed a familiar-looking person in front of him, and instinctively reached out his hand in a pleading cry for help: "Help—"

"I'm here to help you!"

Before the cry for help could even be uttered, the light of righteousness had already shone upon them.

The white figure rushed down from above, taking three steps in two, and with its arms outstretched, it blocked the fleeing youth. The two burly men who were about to capture the youth suddenly slipped and fell to the ground with two thuds.

youth:"?"

Angelina: "?"

Bai Ying: "?"

"Be careful, it looks slippery here, you might fall if you run around."

Bai Ying regretfully let go of his hand, her face full of joy at the long-awaited reunion. She grabbed the young man's hand and shook it: "It's been a long time, Kitahara-senpai. I didn't expect to see you so soon after arriving in Izu!"

"Oh, oh, hello..." Kitahara Iori was a little confused. Looking at the two people who had fallen to the ground before her, she subconsciously opened her mouth to say thank you, "Thank you."

"Oh, are you a friend from Kitahara?" The burly, blond-haired man stood up, dusted himself off, and looked at the white figure with a hint of doubt. "Hmm? You are..."

"The student council president from the deserted island?"

The burly, dark-skinned man swung a hammer at the palm of his hand.

"Hey! It was you two who got drunk and started causing trouble!!"

Angelina finally recognized the person and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.

“Strictly speaking, we’re not acting drunk!” the blond, burly man said seriously. “We just want to have a drink!”

The scene was slightly chaotic for a moment. Kitahara Iori, who had not yet fully sorted out the interpersonal relationships, looked around and felt a sense of confusion, as if the acquaintances of her acquaintances were actually her acquaintances.

"Anyway, since we're already here, let's go inside and sit down," said the burly man with short black hair. "It's common to feel homesick, Kitahara, but a good man's ambition lies in all corners of the world. Staying at home all the time won't help him grow..."

"No, no, no! It has absolutely nothing to do with homesickness!"

Kitahara Iori shook her head repeatedly: "This is clearly your relationship!"

"Our relationship?"

The burly man with short black hair and the burly man with blond hair looked at each other and said in unison, "Didn't we just meet?"

Bai Ying looked the two of them up and down, her expression slightly serious...

Angelina nudged him secretly: "Sir! They're also members of the Scarlet Troupe? They seem to be at the level of full members!"

"Don't rush, let me test them out!"

Suddenly, Bai Ying stepped forward and stared at the blond-haired burly man for two seconds. Just as the latter was about to speak in confusion, Bai Ying reached out and pinched the man's pectoral muscles with a confident and skillful touch, leaving the blond-haired burly man dumbfounded.

Bai Ying waited two seconds, gave the other party a NG (no good) rating, regretfully took two steps back, and shook his head at Angelina: "Obviously not."