Uneasy daily life

"climb!"

The white figure took off running forward.

"Get back here!"

Feng Bin and Hua were furious and chased after Bai Ying, kicking him repeatedly: "You bastard! Not only are you a scumbag, but you're also a hooligan?! Stop right there! I'll kick you to death!"

The two ran one after the other across the dirt road and soon caught up to the flat ground in front of the house.

Feng Bin and Hua were extremely irritable, completely ignoring the others on the ground.

No wonder, no wonder I have some strange knowledge in my head! And memories of watching some weird videos... I originally thought I saw them by chance, and then unconsciously studied them in more detail, which I've always been ashamed of!

So this is the guy who did it!

As Feng Bin and Hua chased after the white figure like golden porcupines, they suddenly heard the conversation of other people on the ground.

Is she about to give birth?

'It should be soon...'

'Calm down, wanna have a cigarette?'

"No, no."

……

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"Give birth right inside the house?"

When Yukino asked the question, she waved her hand in front of a young man who was a few years older than her.

"In terms of the times, the society I've lived in is more advanced. In terms of circumstances, the era I was born into was strongly advocating for fewer births, better births, and fines for having more children," Bai Ying sighed. "Time is truly a magical thing; it passes by silently and can change everything."

"They can't see us? Wasn't it supposed to be time reversal?"

"There's a bug. According to the original plan, Killer Queen should have used time reversal to take me and him back to our past lives. But I left my Stand there, and due to some unexpected factors, Killer Queen's ability was activated, but the process got stuck."

"Unexpected factors?"

"Many unexpected factors—such as the fact that the famous chef Mini and the person nicknamed Koga Tomoe were involved, the fact that the dark light was hidden in my dreams, and the fact that my puberty syndrome was triggered when I was completely separated from the Killer Queen, etc."

"According to the classic storyline, when I saw you, I should have suddenly paused and remembered our story, right?"

“Indeed.” Bai Ying pointed and said, “Your acting is too fake. You froze when you saw me, and after a few seconds of that, you smiled gently while pretending to cry. That’s not your style.”

Yukinoshita narrowed her eyes: "Oh? Then what style should I choose?"

“If you really remember, you should pretend you don’t, and see when I realize you’ve remembered,” Bai Ying clicked her tongue. “Your fishhook is too straight.”

"Is your fishing hook really bent?"

"That's right! For example, I pretended to pursue you first, and when I didn't get a response, I immediately turned my attention to the hero... oh, that is, Yukino, and successfully made your emotions complicated, creating a particularly chaotic emotional relationship, so that I could have both of you on the side!"

Bai Ying looked at Yukinoshita and added with a laugh: "Hehehehe!"

"Is it possible that I can't let go of Yukino-chan, so I pretended to be moved by you, seemingly becoming your girlfriend, but actually becoming Yukino-chan's boyfriend's girlfriend, so that we don't need to keep our distance and can still be very close?"

Yukinoshita smiled and added with a laugh: "Hehehehehe."

Suddenly, a woman's painful screams came from inside the house.

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"Are you being born?"

Mai Sakurajima stood beside the flat ground, looking at the bustling crowd outside.

"I guess so," the white-clad figure chuckled. "It's quite interesting to see yourself being born, isn't it? Kira Yoshikage does good deeds sometimes, you know."

Mai Sakurajima didn't speak. She looked at the house for a while, then silently stared at the white figure.

Bai Ying made a 7 sign with her right hand and placed it on her chin.

"I have some feelings, but I don't really feel anything," Mai Sakurajima said strangely. "It's not even as annoying or confused as when I discovered the kissing scene... I don't really believe you're my boyfriend, or that you're a guy who's cheating on me with four women at the same time."

"That's normal."

Bai Ying gave an example to illustrate her point: "You probably don't believe that you would feel bored with your dream job, or even want to disappear quietly. If a certain color is painted on a blank canvas, it will be difficult to accommodate another color."

“From a purely logical standpoint…” Sakurajima Mai pondered, “Could it be that I fell in love with you because you saved me?”

"I do not know."

Bai Ying speculated, "Perhaps it's because you're a bit strange, with your own understanding of love—in your memory, who saved you?"

"And flowers."

“You didn’t have any improper thoughts about Kazuka either.” Bai Ying snapped her fingers. “I guess I just accidentally touched a nerve.”

Mai Sakurajima asked thoughtfully, "What did you say to me? What did you do to me?"

"They say your acting is terrible, they use their acting to crush you, they say bad things about you online, and they describe how beautiful you are to break down your fans' defenses..."

Bai Ying started counting on her fingers.

Mai Sakurajima: "?"

Bai Ying proudly declared, "I'm your number one hater!"

"That's quite a coincidence."

Mai Sakurajima smiled, then suddenly stepped on the white figure's foot. She looked at herself with some surprise: "Hmm? I seem to... still have some habits?"

The white figure swiftly reached out with both hands, pinched Sakurajima Mai's cheeks, and pulled them apart: "So? Have you remembered anything else?"

"...I didn't feel anything."

Mai Sakurajima gave a somewhat vague answer, frowning as she pondered the question.

"How could that be! This is something we do all the time!" the white-clad figure said seriously. "You step on my foot, I pinch your face, we coexist harmoniously and entertain each other!"

"Really? I have a feeling you're lying to me..."

……

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"You're lying to me."

Yukino Yukinoshita said coldly and sternly without any politeness, "Yukino runaway, Yukino twisting, first let's define what a friend is, Mother admits to cheating... how many more lies are you going to tell? Now confess the truth right now, otherwise once I regain my memory, I will definitely investigate these things one by one!"

From the moment they met, Yukino Yukinoshita went into investigation mode, launching a stern interrogation of any suspect she caught.

Officer Yukinoshita is always fair and impartial. She temporarily puts aside her preconceived notions about him as a scumbag and asks about every step of the two people's relationship from when they first met to how it progressed and what their current situation is. At the same time, she compares her questions with her own memories, looking for discrepancies and inconsistencies, striving to ensure that she does not wrong a bad person and does not let a good person go unpunished!

"Speak seriously!"

Yukino Yukinoshita interrupted, "Don't ramble on about weird things. If you know me, you'll know—I hate lying!"

"Your Honor! I'm telling the truth!"

Bai Ying emphasized with a panicked expression, "100% authentic!"

"hehe."

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled coldly: "At least make your stories believable, okay? First, you're slandering me as a two-faced tsundere, then saying I'm always overthinking and have a particularly sensitive mind, making me prone to tantrums, then saying I'm easily embarrassed and will run away if I can't handle my emotions, then saying I took the initiative to become one of your girlfriends, had some opinions about the others, but still accepted the situation... Do you think I'm some kind of stupid love-struck fool? And your mother, you said she knew about this, and you used a promise that we could only have sex after graduating from university to get her approval? Do you think your mother is some kind of love-struck fool? Accepting that feelings are above all else? If she really accepted it, a scumbag like you wouldn't even catch her eye, right?"

Bai Ying took a deep breath and said loudly, "Your Honor, I did not lie!"

Yukino Yukinoshita commented: "Your attitude is contradictory, your words are vague, and you have no sense of logic. I think you've been dreaming too much and can't distinguish between reality and fantasy. And because you're a superpowered person, this situation has arisen!"

The white figure blushed, seemingly wanting to argue something...

"Anyway, I'm here to help you get out of here. Let's skip the reminiscing; there's nothing to talk about."

Yukino Yukinoshita snorted coldly, turned her head, and said indifferently, "Saving a hysteriac is better than letting a murderer replace you. I won't slack off on this matter because of my bad feelings—anyway, what do you need me to do?"

"This..."

"Wow--!!"

Suddenly, the sound of a baby crying came from inside the house, instantly breaking the tense atmosphere on the ground.

Yukino Yukinoshita turned her head and asked, "You were born?"

"yes……"

Bai Ying looked towards the house and said in a deep voice, "Xiao Fuqiang has been born."

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Chapter 107 The End of Childhood

Layer upon layer of field ridges divide the hills and fields into terraces, blue sky splashes with white clouds, yellow earth swells with clear streams, mountains connect to the sky, and the sky connects to mountains, layer upon layer, with no end in sight.

Houses are scattered across the landscape, forming rural villages. Relatives by blood live relatively close to each other, while those not related by blood live further apart. Looking around, you can see mostly children and middle-aged and elderly people.

Grandpa, whose hair was still black and whose body was lean and strong, showed no signs of aging except for a few wrinkles on his face. He was wielding a hoe and turning over the vegetable garden next to the house. A little child followed closely behind his grandfather, reaching out to dig into the soil he had turned over, breaking apart the clods of soil with holes, and pulling out a wriggling pink creature with his short, stubby fingers.

The child held an earthworm in his hand and swung it around, seemingly out of curiosity or just playing, and appeared quite happy.

"Kick-kick--!"

A rooster swaggered over, glanced at the earthworm in the child's hand, and flapped its wings twice.

The child stared at it blankly.

The rooster stretched its neck, opened its beak, snatched the earthworm from the child's hand, and swallowed it with a clucking sound.

The child tilted his head and continued to follow his grandfather, turning over clods of earth and catching earthworms. The rooster followed closely behind, occasionally peeking out to eat the earthworms. The grandfather, meanwhile, was focused on swinging the hoe and turning over the soil. The combination of the two men and the rooster looked exceptionally harmonious.

Until the child reached out and tried to pluck feathers from the rooster.

"Kick-kick--!"

The rooster let out an angry shout and, without any mercy, kicked the child with its foot.

The child stumbled and fell to the ground with a thud, pouting as he began to sing: "Waaaaah—!!"

The grandfather who was digging in front turned around, immediately glared angrily at the rooster, and tried to comfort the child.

"Qiangwa, don't cry! I'll scold it for you!"

"Grrrrrr!!"

"Wow--!"

Grandma burst out of the house, broom in hand, and charged at the rooster with a fierce look on her face. She was even more valiant than Grandpa, and chased the rooster around wildly with the broom.

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

……

"So I fought with a rooster when I was a kid?" Bai Ying tried hard to recall, but unfortunately, her childhood memories from her previous life were too faint. "Tsk tsk, what a stupid human child. If it were me, I could have a stir-fried rooster in an iron pot tonight."

Angelina glanced at the wailing human cub, then at the human-like white figure, and fell into deep thought: "The commander was quite normal when he was a child."

Bai Ying scoffed, "After all, he's only in his first cultivation life—the foolish Xiao Fuqiang actually suffered a loss at the feet of a rooster... What a disgrace! Don't ever say you were trained by me again."

What should we cut?

Angelina rolled her eyes, her pupils suddenly darting around. She patted Bai Ying's shoulder and earnestly comforted him, "It's okay! Xiao Fuqiang, although you've been bullied by roosters before, you're not the same person you used to be! No matter what breed of rooster it is, in front of you, it's nothing more than chicken soup ingredients in a pot!"

“That’s right.” Bai Ying smiled smugly, then pointed out the problem, “But it’s not chicken soup ingredients, it’s chicken meat ingredients.”

"Huh? What's the difference?"

"The best ingredient for chicken soup is an old hen, because old hens have a higher fat content than roosters—the pale yellow fat melts when the water is boiled, forming a bright, fragrant layer of oil. The meat and bones release their aroma as they simmer in the boiling water, and the essence is extracted by slow simmering. A bowl of chicken soup should have a light sheen of oil on the surface, a clear broth, a meaty aroma, and a hint of oil that makes the meat even more enticing..."

Bai Ying spoke eloquently: "Roosters aren't suitable for making soup. They need to be washed, chopped into pieces, and have the blood removed. Then they can be stir-fried or braised with various side dishes. Not only will there be plenty of meat, but it will also be very tender and delicious..."

Angelina swallowed.

"Don't worry, the earth explodes with a thousand pounds!" Bai Ying encouraged. "Once we defeat the Assassin Queen, I'll make you a three-pound weight-gain meal!"

“Mmm…” Angelina suddenly exclaimed, “What do you mean by ‘exploding a thousand pounds’?! What do you mean by gaining three pounds from one meal?! This meme is no fun at all, let it get old and disappear from the internet! And I’ve said it so many times, I’ve successfully controlled my weight!”

After a torrent of rants, Angelina, as if by magic, chose to engage in mutual insults: "Xiao Fuqiang! Don't give people weird nicknames!"

Bai Ying asked curiously, "What are you talking about? It's too long to remember. How could you forget your own name?"

“I meant ‘Exploding with a Thousand Pounds’… Ugh, I didn’t mean ‘Too Long to Read’.” Angelina gritted her teeth, suppressing her anger with a smile. “Qiangwa, you need to be more polite!”