Uneasy daily life

"You only say you're uncomfortable after everything's been done? Don't you think that's despicable and shameless?!"

Imposing presence, an overwhelming presence!

Bai Ying's eyebrows twitched slightly, as if she were being suppressed.

Yukino Yukinoshita, who had been fierce and ready to launch another attack, suddenly seemed to remember something, and her body softened a little. She lowered her eyes and looked at the rice in her bowl, her tone filled with a faint joy and reminiscence: "That night when the battle started, didn't Haku-kun refuse to agree to my request for help no matter what? He would rather jump into the river than let me rely on him... Why didn't he resist to the end this time?"

"..."

Bai Ying frowned and sighed, "I've been thinking about this too—could it be that men are ultimately unable to escape the control of their genes and the instinct to reproduce, destined to become like animals? I thought I was an invincible emperor without any weaknesses, yet I can't even get rid of this instinct..."

"I like you."

The white figure looked up at Yukino Yukinoshita, who had raised her eyelids.

The bright yet gentle restaurant lights fell into her eyes, which unconsciously softened. Unnoticed grains of rice clung to the corners of her unconsciously pursed lips. She leaned forward slightly, as if trying to close the distance between them and project her emotions through her eyes, conveying them more clearly and precisely to herself.

Bai Ying calmly replied, "It's alright, I like you too."

“So…” Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly felt no longer shy, and even a strange sense of pride, as if she had done something to be proud of. She asked softly, “The lewd things… the lewd things I did to Haku-kun, are things I like.”

Your public image has been ruined!

Bai Ying wanted to deliver a powerful retort, even mimicking the voice of her sword in a counterattack, but she couldn't find the words. A strange feeling welled up inside her... "Hero, why do you suddenly seem so beautiful?"

"Then, what about Bai Jun?"

Unconsciously, Yukino Yukinoshita moved a little closer, supporting herself on the dining table with both hands, having already left her chair.

"Ah I?"

"Bai-kun...do you like it?"

Yukino Yukinoshita's words flowed from her throat, genuinely suppressing her shyness, like the soft purring of a kitten.

"This……"

To be honest, I can't quite remember the specific details of what happened or how I felt. My memory doesn't retain the sensations, experiences, or every single moment; all that's left is a vague, lingering feeling of unease, confusion, and a jumbled mess of emotions...

This feeling of 99% unfamiliarity mixed with 1% familiarity, if described in literary terms...

"I can't recall."

Bai Ying asked candidly, "Which hand did you use back then?"

"What a coincidence, I can't remember either."

Yukino Yukinoshita's eyes widened slightly, and a faint smile appeared on her face that was hard to look at directly: "It's the same."

Bai Ying straightened his expression and said, "To reinforce our memory, let's do it again!"

"?!"

Yukino Yukinoshita abruptly sat back down, coughed, and straightened her face, saying, "Dream on! This is just a special case, a special way for Haku-kun to understand my feelings. If Haku-kun takes advantage of this, that would be vulgar..."

“It’s clearly you who’s lewd!” Bai Ying immediately said, “You immediately decided on the lewd stakes of the commissioned duel…”

"It's all because white fungus deliberately multiplies in other people's impressions and minds."

Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips slightly, revealing a hint of her smug white teeth: "Besides, isn't this something Haku-kun taught me? We can't keep being swept along by things we're used to and dissatisfied with. We need the courage to break this cycle..."

"That's really courageous." Bai Ying clapped her hands. "The courage she showed really shines through."

"Well……"

Yukino Yukinoshita felt her face burning hot, even though she had washed it vigorously more than ten times. She caught a glimpse of the white shadow's mocking expression and gave a faint snort: "Less than two minutes."

"Okay, let's stop saying hurtful things to each other. As boyfriend and girlfriend, we should love each other and help each other."

Bai Ying casually brushed aside the topic, her expression turning serious: "Now there's a very serious problem—there are probably already people who know about what happened just now."

An insider?

Yukino Yukinoshita was stunned. The image of the white shadow's actions flashed through her mind. She widened her eyes and almost screamed, "You...you were on the phone with your mother at that time?!"

Bai Ying watched her silently, without saying a word, her face full of heaviness.

"..." Yukino Yukinoshita tried to compose herself, but seeing this, she became even more flustered and ashamed. "You, you two-minute idiot—think of what to do! You have no way to escape by jumping into the river now!"

"Silence him."

Bai Ying suddenly turned his head and said seriously, "Eliminating witnesses is the most efficient way to maintain secrecy."

"?"

What nonsense are you spouting? Eyewitness? Eyewitness?!

Snowflakes, scattered in the wind beneath the snow, followed the gaze of the white figure.

Knight was eating cat food in the corner of the living room when he noticed someone staring at him. He looked up in confusion and gave them an exceptionally innocent look.

Hmm... Is the cat dirty, or am I dirty?

"#!"

Yukino Yukinoshita was filled with a mixture of anger and shame, and could only give a strong look of condemnation.

"Speaking of which, can cats be used as sex toys?" Bai Ying pondered. "I feel like the atmosphere is a bit strange right now. What if we sleep together later and one of us doesn't hold back and ends up having a baby or something..."

"No! Nothing at all!" Yukino Yukinoshita exclaimed in a trembling voice, "Once a month! This kind of thing needs to be stopped in time. Shirakami, you better think about your physical condition. Don't let your emotions get the better of you and act impulsively like a monkey! Go back to sleep after dinner! Do you want to go from two minutes to less than a minute?!"

Ugh! What am I saying?! Next time? There's no next time!

Bai Ying slammed his hand on the table: "What do you mean two minutes! That was a full one hundred and twenty seconds! Damn it! The brave one is going too far. Once I hone my skills, I'll make you flee in disarray next time!"

"Get out of here!"

Dinner ended in a noisy and strange atmosphere. Yukino Yukinoshita angrily kicked her unlucky boyfriend out of the house. She patted her cheeks, which felt like they were steaming. Thinking about her bold behavior before, she felt as if there were still some lingering marks on her face, bringing an indescribable burning sensation.

Hmm... I'd better go take a shower.

Wait, how does Baijun hone its skills?

Yukino Yukinoshita managed to calm down a bit and started thinking seriously, then took out her phone to send a message.

[Yukinoshita: Don't do anything harmful to your health!]

After hesitating for a moment, I wrote another one.

[Yukinoshita: Shiro-kun, how about we go to the hospital for a checkup? Avoiding medical attention is a foolish, escapist act. No matter what, it's good to find out what's wrong beforehand, even if nothing's detected. It's a good thing in any case, and we shouldn't give up just because we're reluctant to talk about it.]

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong—!

The doorbell suddenly started ringing wildly.

Yukino Yukinoshita, who was deep in thought, was startled and looked down to find that the white figure had replied to her message.

[White Shadow: Brave warrior! Open the door! Today we'll determine who prevails and who dies!]

Snow beneath the snow is inexplicably guilty.

However... Bai Jun, you probably really have never been in a relationship, right? You've never experienced being liked by a girl or liking a girl, so you always deal with things with the logic of a mature elder, even though you've done those kinds of things. Just now, you were subconsciously reminding yourself to remember things like dreams, ideals, and life pursuits.

What an idiot, suddenly I have a feeling of being 'ahead'.

Hmm? Speaking of which...

Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't explain why, but she felt that Haku would examine his own feelings? She felt that Haku would fall into doubt? Or perhaps it was what her sister had mentioned, Haku's 'germaphobia' regarding intimate contact?

I've experienced these emotional shifts. I've been struggling with this matter for a long time, but the feeling that truly makes me decide must be direct, definite, and even repeatedly told to Bai Jun.

[Under the Snow: Haku-kun, I don't know if you remembered this before, I'll say it again.]

[Yukinoshita: It's not because of promises, not because of my character in keeping promises, not because of a momentary impulse, and not because I want to see you like me. Perhaps you see these reasons, and you draw many conclusions from rational analysis and judgment—being too upright will lead to losses, being obsessed with emotions will lead to decadence, sacrificing yourself to gain your affection… I do not accept these conclusions.]

[Yukinoshita: I was really happy when I did lewd things for you.]

……

……

Oh no! The hero... the hero has turned into a lustful monster!

Bai Ying glanced at the content on his phone, scratched his head unconsciously, and thought, "The brave have even learned to predict?"

Forget it, I'll write the script first. I shouldn't waste such great inspiration... I glanced at the messages on my phone.

stop!

Bai Ying took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and tried to analyze her strange and unusual mood and behavior.

There are always two minutes when I can't hold back... I couldn't refuse and actually did it... Is it the instinctive influence of the reproductive genes? Are men just such pathetic creatures destined for this? Even as a reincarnated human, I can't overcome this?

Okay, let's do an experiment.

Bai Ying took out her phone, thought for a moment, and from the perspective of animal instinct, men have a strong sense of competition among their own kind. Considering minor issues such as privacy, as well as a bit of a desire for revenge... the right person is you!

Dial the number!

"My dear brother?" Yukinoshita's father's surprised voice rang out. "You suddenly called me..."

"I ejaculated in two minutes."

【what? 】

"It's alright, brother, take your time eating. I'll hang up now."

Bai Ying hung up the phone and sent her brother's number into the dark room. The whole process was smooth and effortless.

He felt no emotional fluctuation; in fact, he even felt like laughing maniacally.

Conclusion: Only when the brave bring this up do they lose their composure.

So, the reason I couldn't refuse was because I'm a hero?

Bai Ying analyzed for a while, and from a generally rational point of view, this matter should be as simple and clear as possible.

Like it?

"Uh-huh?"

The white shadow suddenly turned its head and met the gaze of the Killer Queen. It couldn't discern anything from the Killer Queen. In less than two seconds of stalemate, before the white shadow could do anything, it consciously returned to the white shadow's body.

Didn't you notice?

Bai Ying temporarily put aside her thoughts and focused her mind on the creative process.

It seems I need to proactively confirm this.

Chapter Sixty-One: The Fate of Hongmen...A Narrow Enclosure?!

My dear, beloved, and close prospective son-in-law!

Today I need to borrow something. Can you guess what it is?

Clang! Clang! Clang!

It's your head that's on your neck, you wretched creature!

Early in the morning, cars sped along the road.

Yukinoshita's father restrained the urge to floor the accelerator, his eyes flashing with unparalleled killing intent. Although his face showed signs of fatigue from a night of intermittent sleep, his energy was simply off the charts!

Hehe, hahaha, oh ga ga ga ga ga...

I tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep, and had to try my best to act normal so that the goddess wouldn't notice anything was wrong. I finally managed to drift off to sleep with my mind wandering, but all I could see when I closed my eyes was the image of the little goddess with a big belly...

In an instant! Startled! Awake!

Kill! Intent!

Damn it! You wretch! What have you done?! The little goddess is only seventeen! The middle goddess is only twenty!

Although the wicked fellow only said he lasted for two minutes...

Oh my god! These two minutes of your crime are enough to make you suffer a thousand cuts!

Today is the day for the triple strike: decapitation, being thrown into a cement barrel, and into the Mariana Trench!

The car drove into the apartment building and came to a smooth stop downstairs.

The father opened the car door and rushed to the door like a whirlwind, only to suddenly notice the door lock.

The apartment building management was initially handled by the "Middle Goddess" (a nickname for a female student), then transferred to the "Little Goddess" (another nickname for a female student). I was in such a rush that I didn't go to the company to pick up a spare key card...

Should I call the number on the floor where the little goddess is located?