Uneasy daily life

"You're terrible at flirting, but you're a master at bumping your head! How come dating you is such a life-threatening situation?"

The white figure rubbed its chin; the impact had been quite hard.

"Dating you would be life-threatening!"

Feng Binhua clutched her head, feeling as if her thoughts had been completely jumbled up. She shouted, "How...how could you be so big that you could hit my ribs?!"

The physiology textbook says they connect to each other... Won't people really die?!

With a mixture of curiosity, fear, and doubt, Feng Bin and Hua glanced down at each other's groins.

level.

Ok?

Feng Bin and Hua looked up blankly, while Bai Ying silently pulled out a hidden sword from the inside pocket of his clothes.

A few silent seconds passed.

"Nisunai!!"

Light punches, heavy punches, special boxing techniques; grabbing, slapping, scratching, pinching, and shaking—five techniques to sever the soul.

Once you've accumulated enough rage, unleash your ultimate attack—Run!

Feeling utterly ashamed, torn between wanting to perish with the world yet also reluctant to do so, Toyohama Kazuka frantically ran out the door, clutching her head.

The loud bang of the door slamming shut was echoed by the girl's shameful and angry cry.

"call……"

The white figure exhaled and clenched his fist. Luckily, I was more skilled, otherwise I would have scared the stick figure away by bumping its butt.

Although I tease her occasionally, her self-evolution was truly unexpected. If you just follow your mood and something really happens, what will happen to your dream of becoming a super, super, super dazzling idol?

Hmm, I've learned something interesting. The stick figure is surprisingly good at... teasing people? Or is it that my defenses against her are too low? Or maybe the stick figure just tends to act on instinct.

Bai Ying updated her approach and threw herself back into writing the script.

Chapter 57 Large-scale escort service group

Saturday.

"Huh? Isn't brother going to stay home and laze around like a couch potato today?"

"Ah... I have something to do."

"Could it be a date?!"

"Yes, yes, I have an appointment with the minister."

"..."

Grief, inner turmoil, and agonizing thought—a struggle to reconcile conflicting ideas into a straight line.

"Brother!" Komachi Hikigaya shook her head sadly, "Our family line still depends on you to continue it..."

"It's okay, my dream is to become a stay-at-home husband, and maybe I'll marry into his family in the future—ah, please, God, grant me a rich wife."

"So it's going in the direction of a gigolo again? Bro! Can you please be normal?!"

Well, as expected, the best woman in the world is my sister.

It's cured, even just saying a few words can cure it.

As Hachiman Hikigaya recovered his HP, he opened the door to go out. Suddenly, as if remembering something, he turned back and asked, "Komachi, you've always been in charge of the housework. Don't you ever feel very tired?"

"Huh?" Komachi Hikigaya, who was sweeping the floor, looked up in surprise and proudly raised her plastic broom. "This kind of thing is a piece of cake for Komachi. If you let your brother take care of himself, the house will just become a garbage dump that rots away—after all, your brother is a garbage can!"

"Besides, there's no such thing as always. My brother used to take care of me, and now I'm taking care of him... Ah, considering my brother's twisted personality, should I be a little more direct at a time like this?"

Komachi Hikigaya, leaning on the broom, scratched her cheek with one hand and looked away somewhat embarrassedly: "This isn't something I should do, it's my turn to do it. This is a little sister's love for her big brother!"

Hachiman Hikigaya blinked and then suddenly chuckled twice.

"Alright, alright! Get out of here!" Komachi Hachiman swung her broom and shouted disdainfully, "Brother, you better pull yourself together and try to find Komachi a sister-in-law as soon as possible, instead of staying in the trash can turning into scum all day!"

"Hai hai..."

As Hachiman Hikigaya lazily left the house and closed the door behind him, he could still see his younger sister humming a pop tune as she deftly cleaned the room.

As expected, Komachi is the best girl!

Unfortunately, the law doesn't allow it.

Hachiman Hikigaya arrived at the meeting point, in front of the train station, with a wonderful feeling.

He saw Yui Yuigahama carrying large and small bags.

"...What...what are all these?"

"An educational and entertaining Monopoly game!" Yui Yuigahama shrugged the bag hanging on her left shoulder.

“Delicious dessert cookies!” she said, lifting the bag in her left hand.

"Lots of delicious and not-too-greasy snacks and drinks!" she said, lifting the large bag in her right hand.

Sure enough, this guy is taking this commission way too seriously.

Hachiman Hikigaya: "Why aren't there any junior high school supplementary textbooks?"

Yui Yuigahama exclaimed in horror, "Are you Shiro? The Shiro who transformed from Shiro into Shiro?!"

The psychological trauma is immense.

"Never mind what I said." Hachiman Hikigaya raised a hand to rub his temples. "The captain is really scary; his contagiousness is so strong..."

Yui Yuigahama squinted and said, "Hachi wasn't much better before, he used to say some gloomy and strange things, right?"

"Well..."

Just as Hachiman Hikigaya was about to unleash his Great Severing Technique, he suddenly saw someone running towards him: "Hmm? Anshinin?"

Wearing hot pants and black knee-high socks, Angelina, dressed casually, sipped her milk tea and nodded in greeting: "Hello... uh, Bai Ying asked me to come and help."

Huh? Why do I feel like I arrived at the wrong time?

Angelina looked around, feeling inexplicably guilty, but thankfully, Shiroki and Yukino Yukinoshita arrived soon after.

It wasn't a school day, but Yukino Yukinoshita changed into a light and clean blue and white coat. Underneath her long skirt that didn't go past her knees, black stockings stretched over her calves and disappeared into the hem of the skirt. She wore brown leather shoes, and her originally loose, long black hair was tied up with hair ties on the left and right sides, forming two ponytails. Compared to her stern and aloof aura at school, she had a more innocent and cute vibe.

Yukino Yukinoshita and Angelina met eyes and glanced at each other's twin tails.

"9528's twin tails are slightly shorter, with a wider angle to the left and right, and are a bit fluffy. They should be defensively specialized. The Hero's twin tails are long, with a smaller angle to the left and right, and are straight and tied in a bunch. They should be offensively specialized. Now, I have a small question: which of your twin tails is better?"

The white figure looked around, then clenched his fist and said, "Why don't we spar right here?"

"What are you gesturing for! Do you think these are the two strings of a rattle?!"

Angelina only regretted that there were too many characters, otherwise she would definitely have let Bai Ying experience what it was like to be used as a rattle drum.

Snowfall is a common occurrence, and we take it for granted.

Bai Jun's fashion sense is really... as always, white on top and black on the bottom, a copy-and-paste style.

"Let's go visit Azusagawa-kun's house."

……

……

"Feng, don't force yourself."

Sakuta Azusagawa reached out to support his younger sister, feeling the trembling in her arm, and couldn't help but want to stop her.

"N-no, it's okay... I want to go out. I can't stay at home all the time..."

Azusagawa Kaede took a deep breath, her whole body trembling uncontrollably, her eyes fixed on the door three meters away: "I just need to get to the door, today I just need to get to the door, I don't need to change into my outdoor clothes, I, I'm wearing my panda battle suit! And, I don't even need to actually go outside... just get to the door..."

The security door was open, revealing the outside walkway, railings, and sunlight. Compared to the interior, it was brighter, softer, yet more unfamiliar.

Be brave like Xiangzi!

I can!

Kaede Azusagawa took a difficult step forward, with Sakuta Azusagawa following beside her, supporting his trembling sister. His heart grew heavier and heavier... Kaede, was she aware of his recent abnormalities and thoughts, and was she forcing herself? What should he do?

The two moved forward slowly, covering less than two meters in a minute.

Hmm, I don't even understand why I'm trembling, why I'm afraid. This must be how Hua Feng feels...

Azusagawa Kaede exhaled heavily, lowered her head to mentally prepare herself, and imagined herself as a giant panda, a cute yet powerful creature. Adult giant pandas have no natural enemies! They are invincible, both mentally and physically!

She took a deep breath and abruptly looked up at the gate: "Panda Warriors! Attack..."

A group of people stood at the doorway, suddenly startled by the shout, unsure whether to go in or back.

Wow! So many people!

Azusagawa Kaede slowly took a step back.

"Panda Warrior? I'm your nemesis." The white figure pushed Angelina and Hachiman aside, puffed out his chest, and sneered, "Heh heh heh! Skinning them for coats, vegetarians must have good meat quality..."

What would you like to do to the cute panda?

Yukino Yukinoshita squinted, glancing at the back of the white figure's neck, feeling a slight itch in her hand.

It's a bad guy!

Kaede Azusagawa immediately retorted, "Pandas have no natural enemies!"

"How not?"

Bai Ying said confidently, "Humans are the natural enemies of pandas. It's easy to put them in a cage!"

"No way!" Kaede Azusagawa retorted. "Humans are pandas' friends!"

"Natural enemy!"

"friend!"

Kaede Azusagawa couldn't help but take a step forward and respond loudly.

"Natural enemy!"

"friend!"

"friend!"

"Natural enemy..."

Azusagawa Kaede quickly stopped herself from speaking, but she had already been led astray. She couldn't help but widen her eyes, tilt her head back, puff out her chest, take a deep breath, and clench her fists tightly.

"Ah!"

Bai Ying flicked his bangs and, amidst the speechless and disdainful gazes of the crowd, proudly declared, "When it comes to fighting elementary school students, I am the undisputed champion who can suppress all in this world and sweep away everything!"

"We're friends!"

Azusagawa Kaede glared at the white figure, then angrily punched the bad guy in front of her! Not only does he always try to steal her brother, but he also claims to be the natural enemy of pandas and even wants to do bad things to them—take this!

"I'll dodge!"

The white figure turned to the side, and the outdoor sunlight shone on Azusagawa Kaede's face.

On the side wall of the corridor, a metal railing slightly shorter than myself reflected the sun, and the white tiles on the wall shone brightly. Looking over the wall, a corner of the outside world came into view—towering trees sprouting new buds, cars of different sizes and colors parked along the wide road, and even more houses and buildings, each balcony, each pane of glass, each door, housing all sorts of people.

Ah...yes, I know what these words mean, and I've seen even more beautiful and brighter colors on TV, but I can't touch the things on TV, I can't touch the knowledge in my memory, but I can touch everything I see in front of me.

For example, that big tree, you can run over and touch it as long as you go out the door and downstairs.

It's not as wonderful as I imagined, nor as frightening as I subconsciously thought. Is this what the outside world feels like?

Azusagawa Kaede slowly opened her eyes and subconsciously took a step toward the door.

"Ugh...!"

The little girl in the panda pajamas suddenly let out a painful groan, her left leg twitched, and she involuntarily staggered and fell to the ground.

Yukino Yukinoshita and Shirakage quickly bent down and lifted each other up, bringing Azusagawa Kaede back into the house.

The crowd rushed in, and Hachiman Hikigaya quickly closed the door behind him.

After placing Azusagawa Kaede on the sofa, Azusagawa Sakuta quickly squatted down, rolled up his left trouser leg, and revealed a bruise on his calf, as if he had been violently beaten.

“Kaede…” Sakuta Azusagawa frowned, looking up at his sister, “You…”