Uneasy daily life
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Yukinoshita Haruno suggested, "If I say something like this, Yukino-chan will definitely suspect that Haruno is lying. Why don't we use the internet to search for it?"
"baffling."
Yukino Yukinoshita opened a new window and searched.
Then it was launched by the new world.
"...?!"
"Calm down, Yukino-chan has taken sex education classes before," Yukinoshita Haruno said with a smile, sitting next to her. "However, since Yukino-chan went abroad for middle school, I don't know how well she understands sex education..."
“It’s not like I don’t understand.”
Yukino Yukinoshita took a shallow breath, cooling her cheeks: "The difference between men and women, the process of female pregnancy, and anatomical diagrams of physiological structures... Does my sister think I'm some kind of idiot from a secluded family?"
"NONONO! That's not enough. As a girl, Yukino-chan probably doesn't understand some of the behaviors of boys, right?" Yukinoshita Haruno reached out and tapped the screen, saying, "Hey, Yukino-chan, why don't you click on the academic answers in this medical section and see what the doctor says?"
Yukino Yukinoshita swallowed hard, the feeling of 'my older sister is better than me' returning in a strange way.
She quickly calmed down.
I'm no less capable than my sister. Since it's about knowledge, I should just take it in stride.
"Hand-shot" is a colloquial term for male masturbation... um?
Bai Jun actually did such a thing?
Decreased attention span, weakened immune system, increased susceptibility to addiction, and higher risk of contracting diseases...
Yukino Yukinoshita frowned involuntarily; this was not a healthy behavior.
"Do you understand now?" Yukino Yukinoshita sighed. "That jerk actually did something like this. He's probably past his prime. Hasn't he thought about the future at all? And he still dares to like this and that..."
"Hmm...it seems I really do need to learn some things."
Yukino Yukinoshita skillfully put aside her emotions and entered a focused state of study.
Yukino blinked, a smile playing on her lips. Yukino-chan was so innocent and adorable.
While it's true that she should learn from this, Yukino-chan will probably use what she learns in some strange and unusual ways.
Moreover……
There's a saying: a giant in theory, a dwarf in practice.
……
……
How should one spend their life?
People from all walks of life have expressed their opinions on this issue.
Philosopher: Reflect on this question, and live your life accordingly.
Writer's words: Joy is like spring flowers, brilliance like summer sun, decline like autumn wind, and silence like winter snow.
Economist: Make money, or fail to make money, or become money.
Military strategist: Survive, then win.
Politicians: Obey the law.
Philosopher (♂): The winner is 1, the loser is 0.
Everyone: Me too, just like me.
In response, the reincarnated Supreme Emperor said, "I'm different."
"An evil power is sealed within me. If I were to unleash this evil power, it would be enough to destroy the entire world..."
In the corridor between buildings, Bai Ying gripped her right arm with her left hand, leaned against the door, and struggled violently, coldly shouting, "Don't come near me!"
"?"
Across from her, Yukino Yukinoshita, who had just come out of her house, looked bewildered and somewhat tired. She sighed softly, "Is this your chuunibyou-ish Shiro-kun today? You don't have the right to refuse me coming near. If it's a problem with your hand or Stand, I'll keep an eye on it..."
"I mean, if you come closer, it will lower my IQ."
"what?"
The white figure pointed at Yukino Yukinoshita's body and said in a trembling voice, "It snowed heavily again last night, and you actually plan to go for a run with me?!"
Yukino Yukinoshita subconsciously looked down—the white figure was wearing slippers, while she was wearing sneakers.
So what if it's snowing? You can run even when it's snowing... run up the stairs!
Yukino Yukinoshita didn't voice her thoughts. She immediately changed course, coughed with a stiff face, and hesitated, but remembering the knowledge she had searched for, she mustered her courage and said with a frantic, wavering gaze, "We'll talk about this later! I have something more important to do—Shiro-kun! Um, from now on, you're not allowed to masturbate!"
Strange? Why can't I stop stuttering?
"That's a sacred ritual to release and suppress desires!" The white figure raised his hands solemnly. "Hero, do you think you can stop me?!"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips slightly, but became serious as a result: "Isn't that kind of thing really bad for your health? I did some research online... Anyway, if you keep up unhealthy habits, be careful that you don't end up with a blank mind, unable to write anything, and completely losing your creative ability!"
"This is my right and obligation as your girlfriend!"
That's right! That's correct! Don't be shy!
Bai Ying frowned, looked up at Yukino Yukinoshita behind her, one hand on the door and the other on her hip: "Not even once a day?"
once a day?
It's the kind of case that's mentioned online, where someone "urgently needs intervention and exhibits addictive symptoms!"
Yukino Yukinoshita recalled the new knowledge she had gained, her eyes turning cold: "Does Shirakami want to die young?"
"I'll invoke my boyfriend's rights; let's make a deal." Bai Ying raised her hand, gesturing, "Once every three days?"
"If there are no conditions, terminate immediately."
Yukino Yukinoshita answered with remarkable decisiveness.
Bai Ying exclaimed in disbelief, "How cruel you are!"
You're so mean.
"There's no room for discussion." Yukino Yukinoshita's tone softened slightly as she tried to reason with them. "No matter how special you think you are, you need to be healthy in everything you do. The damage that kind of thing does to your body is immeasurable. It'll be fine in time..."
Calm down, calm down! This is your duty as a girlfriend! Sex education in Japan is really inadequate. Simply popularizing gender differences and shaping gender awareness, and showing anatomical diagrams in biology class, is far from enough. Education on the dangers of sex should be included in the curriculum!
Unconsciously, Yukino Yukino began to lecture, saying, "With declining memory, reduced self-management ability, premature aging due to physical exhaustion, and decreased thinking ability, does Baijun want to become the remnant of desire in the future?"
Bai Ying said succinctly, "You help me call it."
"?"
Isn't that the same, or maybe not? Perhaps they're the same...
Yukino Yukinoshita was taken aback, instantly snapping out of her nagging mode. Her gaze became unfocused and wandering, her usual coldness completely gone, and she even showed signs of losing control of her body, struggling to organize her thoughts.
Oops, suddenly switched to science mode, are you shy?
Hehehe! Let me leave a dark mark on your memory!
The white-clad figure struck first, his expression a mixture of weariness and reminiscence, a lament tinged with emotion. Suddenly, he uttered a voice from beneath the snow: "You are guilty! Guilty of lust!"
……
"Yes, I am guilty."
Inside and outside the confessional.
The nun listened to Father White's confession beneath the snow.
"I'm curious about girls' bodies, I like watching movies and pictures that are borderline or even explicit, and I get inexplicably agitated whenever I see scenes of men and women in bed together on TV, and my eyes often involuntarily wander to those girls..."
Father Bai solemnly recounted, “In my dreams, there are often girls I can’t see clearly, which makes it hard for me to resist. It must be the temptation from the devil. My gaze always falls on those girls’ bodies, and I can’t help but feel an urge to touch them. In my heart, there is a beast constantly attacking the cage, wanting to pounce on those girls and knock them to the ground, which terrifies me…”
“Father, a demon has infiltrated your body,” Sister Yukinoshita said sadly. “Please remember the Lord’s teachings: temperance is a virtue.”
“Oh, Sister, I know it was a mistake. I fell silent because of guilt, unable to save those who came to repent. I am ashamed and uneasy about my dereliction of duty, and can only remain silent in fear of punishment. But even so…”
Father White confessed, “I am guilty, guilty of lust. Sister, through a door and window, I can faintly smell your fragrance, your gentle voice, which is the food that feeds the demons in my heart. I cannot help but have fantasies, and I feel deep remorse for those fantasies. It is truly shameful to say that I have already been unable to resist…”
"Don't blame yourself, don't feel guilty or uneasy. The way to defeat the demon is to face it."
Sister Yukinoshita's voice was like holy light descending from heaven: "Because I too have sins of lust."
Father White exclaimed in surprise, "What? You have one too?!"
“Yes, I calmly read those forbidden books, thinking I could handle them with ease, but I never imagined that the devil had already taken root deep in my heart.” Sister Yukinoshita confessed deeply. “I also feel uneasy about it, and I feel ashamed that I have failed something.”
“Sister, don’t feel strange, don’t feel guilty in silence, don’t feel ashamed of being a lecherous person, and don’t dare to say these things out loud…”
Bai Ying sighed, "The courage of this hero surpasses mine many times over."
The seemingly complimentary words made Yukino Yukinoshita feel inexplicably ashamed. She snapped out of her daze, her voice unconsciously rising: "These are all normal physiological facts, scientific knowledge. It only seems strange because you're looking at it with a strange perspective..."
"That's right! So on that day, I will no longer feel ashamed of such things, nor will I feel strange!"
The white figure clenched his fist with power, his eyes shining brightly.
“Ha…” Yukino Yukinoshita raised her hand to rub her temples, trying to clear her somewhat tangled thoughts. “Get out of your drama.”
"That day, I discovered that other people were just as lewd as I was, or even more lewd than me! The fact that everyone found it strange meant that no one found it strange!"
The white figure comforted her in a kind tone, "Hero, this is nothing to be ashamed of or feel guilty about..."
Hmm? Are we going back to the original topic?
Yukino Yukinoshita felt something was off: "This isn't what I meant. In any case, we should look at the harm of this kind of thing from the front and not do it again."
Bai Ying said matter-of-factly, "So you'll help me fight it."
"#!"
I'd rather beat you up!
Yukino Yukinoshita was no longer shy; her anger only intensified.
The white fungus is growing haphazardly today; it looks like we'll have to resort to force to clean it up...
Now's the time! The brave one has surely memorized what he's learned and gained a deep understanding of gender issues. Now it's time to know when to stop and pass the buck!
"Is it possible that someone is giving false military intelligence?"
The white figure suddenly spoke.
Ok?
Lying about military intelligence?
Ok? !
Yukino Yukinoshita then noticed the white figure looking behind her.
She turned around abruptly, looked through the peephole on the door, and immediately reached out and opened the door.
As expected, it was my older sister!
"Ugh?"
Yukinoshita blinked, feigning confusion, "What's wrong, Yukino-chan?"
"you--"
Yukino Yukinoshita was speechless for a moment, her malfunctioning brain gradually connecting everything.
My sister came home looking distressed and lamented, "I saw him pull up his pants with my own eyes! That bastard's probably done for!" Then she started talking about how men have bad habits like masturbation, and then, still puzzled, she went online to research it herself, and then...
"As the saying goes, an elder sister is like a mother. I'm just helping Yukino-chan with some essential physiological knowledge. You're welcome."
Yukino Yukinoshita said seriously, "After all, a perverted child like Yukino-chan is prone to making mistakes. If your mother makes you go to the gynecologist, little Yukino will probably be punished for dereliction of duty... Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
What have I done?!
Yukino pinched her older sister twice, feeling her face burning. She had been so calm and rational when she was studying those things online yesterday!
Yukinoshita, clutching her aching back, quickly ran into the house, scattering suppressed laughter all around her.
And then there's this boyfriend who knew the truth but didn't tell anyone, and deliberately sought to have fun—
Yukino Yukinoshita was filled with shame and indignation, and turned her head away with murderous intent.
Cold air swirled in through the gaps in the stairwell, outlining a white, dotted silhouette in the air.
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