Uneasy daily life

"Yukino!"

Who called me?

Yukino Yukinoshita instinctively turned her head, her heart skipped a beat, and she quickly looked left and right, but did not see Yukino.

Was it really calling him? His father's wild imagination had led him to discover puberty syndrome?!

Yukino's father approached, his eyes filled with unspoken emotions, his expression exceptionally complex: "Yū, Yukino..."

So what if they recognized me... To be honest, I'm quite happy, but their eyes look a little strange? That makes sense, unless someone has an extraordinary imagination, even with a lot of evidence, how could they possibly guess something like this?

Yukino Yukinoshita's tone softened slightly: "Father, you..."

“You don’t need to act anymore.” Yukino’s father reached out and patted his daughter’s shoulder, saying with a guilty look, “Whether it’s Haruno or Yukino, just be yourself. You don’t need to imitate each other. In your mother’s and my eyes, you are both irreplaceable daughters.”

A wildly imaginative idea (×)

That's mind-blowing! (√)

Yukino Yukinoshita: "...Father, did Haku-kun say something to you?"

"No, I guessed it by my own skill!"

Yukino's father spoke cautiously, his tone as careful as if handling fragile glass, as he reasoned, "You and Haruno are probably both a little envious of each other, you traitors... I mean, if you keep pushing things along, you'll be playing a game of impersonating each other, won't you? Whether it's Yukino suddenly calling me 'Dad,' being affectionate and joking, or Haruno suddenly becoming aloof and unapproachable—Yukino imitates you to better fulfill her role as executive committee chairperson, and you imitate Yukino to avoid social activities you don't like..."

The strange look in his father's eyes meant he thought that he and his sister were acting strangely, or that they had a mental illness?

Why would we do such a strange thing?

"Because when you went home before, you played each other's roles and found that it suited your own ideas, so you brought this approach into your daily life."

"?"

Yukino Yukinoshita was speechless for a moment, unsure whether to say her father's imagination was too limited or ridiculously outrageous. After recovering, she said irritably, "Shouldn't we go see a psychologist?"

Yukinoshita's father said cautiously, "If possible... we shouldn't avoid seeking medical treatment."

This adolescent syndrome must be addressed as soon as possible!

As Yukino Yukinoshita's cheek twitched and she almost exploded, she noticed her father's gaze suddenly sharpen as he looked in the other direction—Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) and Sakurajima Mai (Waka) were coming together.

Before she could react, Yukinoshita's father had already launched an attack in battle form.

"Hey, isn't this the big star, Ms. Sakurajima? You've been so relaxed lately, you even have time to participate in the sports festival for ordinary students?"

Yukinoshita's father walked up with a smile and spoke in the form of Yin and Yang energies.

Sakurajima Mai (Wahana) was a little confused. When had her older sister ever interacted with Yukinoshita's father? She nodded and said, "I'm free today. I'll be working tomorrow or the day after."

What a clever trick of pretending not to know what you're talking about!

Yukinoshita's father laughed and said, "You have work tomorrow, and you're still playing around today. That's not very professional."

none of your business.

Sakurajima Mai (Waka) refrained from retaliating due to her character's personality, and simply gave a vague "oh" with a slight smirk.

Strange, has the combat power of Traitor Number One decreased?

“Father, you have work tomorrow, and you're still playing around today. That's not good…” Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) said with a smile, “Today is a workday, right? Does Mother know you skipped work?”

Under the snow-covered sky, the father said, "My job today is to inspect Sobu High School."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai): "Then why aren't you at work? What are you doing wandering around the sports festival? Are you so free lately that you have time to attend a sports festival for ordinary students?"

Yukinoshita's father: "..."

Huh?! Little goddess, I'm helping you! This is your love rival, your love rival! You're too embarrassed to attack him, so I'm helping you attack him. But why are you attacking me? I'm not attacking any rebels here.

Yukinoshita's father, utterly perplexed, was cruelly rejected.

LOL!

After secretly observing the situation, Bai Ying explained the brilliant plan to Oreki Houtarou and then moved the speaker and microphone to a table.

The table is located on a platform next to the court, offering a slight view of the entire court.

On the court, players from both the red and white teams entered one after another. Many students gathered around to watch the game. On the sidelines, there were cheerleaders wearing white headbands, uniforms, and pom-poms. Among them, Yumiko Miura, with her hair tied in a ponytail, stood out due to her height.

In terms of popularity, the white team has an overwhelming advantage.

Hayato Hayama made outstanding contributions.

"Bai Jun, where are your male cheerleaders?"

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) sat down next to me, carrying a stool and a microphone in her hand.

"here!"

Bai Ying pulled a wig out of the drawer and put it on, changing her appearance rather perfunctorily: "I value quality over quantity. My cheerleading team only needs two members—what are you doing with that microphone?"

“Commentary.” Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) pointed to the ribbon on her head. “The Red Team has someone to commentate on the match, so the White Team naturally needs someone too.”

Stealing jobs?!

"In the blazing summer heat, youth is in its prime. With lofty ambitions, let's show our brilliance on the court!" Bai Ying turned on the microphone, his impassioned speech echoing across the field, "Red Team will win!"

"Strive forward with unwavering determination, your sword will be unparalleled. Triumphant celebrations will resound, and the victor will reign supreme!" Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) calmly spoke into the microphone, "Go White Team!"

They came prepared?!

Bai Ying raised an eyebrow.

On the court, Hayato Hayama gave a few calls, and the White Team members, having finished warming up, formed a circle, raised their hands, and shouted: "Victory is certain!"

The white cheerleading squad was not to be outdone. Led by Yumiko Miura, they shouted "Go White Team!" and were determined not to let Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) take the top spot.

“The White Team is much more popular than the Red Team,” Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) said with a slight smile. “It seems that the Red Team, to which White-kun belongs, is in a bad situation.”

"This is easy, cough cough..."

Bai Ying snorted twice, and Yukino Yukinoshita's voice came out: "Go, White Team! Win this match! With me, the Executive Committee Chairman, on your side, even if you can't win, the biased referee will still make it a victory for you! Don't be afraid! Play boldly, play hard!"

Quiet.

"With Bai-kun's voice-changing ability, he could be considered a one-man cheerleading squad," Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) joked. "Unfortunately, my voice doesn't have that much appeal."

"How about this?" Bai Ying coughed twice more, his voice sounding mature and deep. "Team members of Team Bai, play well, play with style, and achieve good results..."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) asked in confusion, "Whose voice is that?"

"head teacher."

Bai Ying brandished the tiger skin and said, "If you guys don't play well, you'll be called on twice as much in class from now on!"

Awkward silence +1.

“Hmm, that’s quite intimidating,” Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) laughed. “Why not use the voices of the headmaster and principal? That would be even more powerful.”

"Hilarious." Bai Ying changed back to her own voice and said with a smirk, "I guarantee you don't know the last names of the dean of students and the principal."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) pretended to ponder, "I see, this is what they mean by 'the local official is more powerful than the distant one.'"

Even before the football match started, the commentary, in a back-and-forth exchange, was already echoing across the playground.

The father, sometimes clenching his fist, sometimes forming a claw, grumbled and slandered someone for being audacious and disrespectful...

Yukinoshita Haruno (Yukino) wanted to switch back as soon as possible. It was probably because Sakurajima had figured out puberty syndrome and was using Yukino's name to do Mai's things without caring.

She was happy and took the blame herself.

Chapter 42 Cheerleaders are like this

The players from both sides are warming up.

The two commentators are warming up the audience.

The executive committee member acting as referee checked the time and decided to wait a few more minutes.

"I heard that Haku-kun once wanted to participate in a soccer tournament, but he failed to make the cut and now he's cheering for the soccer team..." Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) teased with ill intent, "What are your thoughts on this, Haku-kun?"

Bai Ying spoke with an earnest tone, saying, "The members of the football team are all more capable than me, so it's reasonable that I wasn't selected. I cheer them on, offer my blessings and encouragement, and I firmly believe they will win the game! What's powerful isn't strength, but the united will both on and off the field!"

"From what perspective is this?"

"From the perspective of promoting unity."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) raised an eyebrow slightly: "What's Shiro-kun's angle?"

"How dare you! What do you mean by a lone wolf who doesn't pass the ball? Wild beasts roam alone, while cattle and sheep flock together! What do you mean by lacking the will to win? I use my sharp tongue to dig up my opponent's dark history, dribbling the ball with my feet and using my words to demoralize them. Those with weak mentality will be crushed. I only have victory in my eyes! What do you mean this isn't playing football? How can it not be considered a unique skill?!"

Bai Ying slammed his hand on the table and grabbed the microphone in the other, loudly proclaiming defeatist remarks: "The Red Team's thinking is rigid, their tactics are unchanging, they are stuck in their defensive stance and refuse to adapt. They are exploiting their weaknesses to attack their strengths, and this is how they will be defeated!"

Red team members: "..."

Bai Ying does have unique skills, but they really don't dare to use them.

"A unique skill?" Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) asked with interest. "Could you demonstrate your unique skill, Haku-kun?"

"This requires a scenario simulation."

Bai Ying gestured: "You're dribbling and breaking through, I'm going to intercept you and face you head-on."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) nodded, adding a detail to the scene: "I charged towards the goal with the soccer ball at 360 kilometers per hour..."

"Wait a minute, 360 kilometers per hour?" Bai Ying did some quick calculations. "Charging with the ball, breaking 100 kilometers per second, may I ask how you did it?"

"Special effects, add a little bit of special effects." Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) said seriously, "Exaggerated rhetoric can highlight the key points, that's all."

Scene changes.

A sudden gust of wind swept across the green field. A ball, a player, and a white line cutting straight ahead, the grass bowing respectfully to the sides before even touching the ball. A foot stepped forward, pressing down on the grass that was trying to part. The white figure looked up, the wind already blowing through his hair. Amidst the gusts of wind, two points of crimson light suddenly shone, arriving before him in the next instant.

It's Yukino Yukinoshita! It's Yukino Yukinoshita, who can go over 100 seconds per second!

"Wait! What does 'red glow' mean?" Yukino Yukinoshita interrupted. "Did they add red to make it look more dangerous?"

Bai Ying explained, "Normally speaking, at speeds exceeding 100 per second, the eyes would start bleeding..."

"Next, shouldn't Haku-kun use his signature ball skill?" Yukino Yukinoshita tried to define the ending of the scene. "Of course, in the classic superpower sports story, I should take a shot, a powerful shot that hits Haku-kun, and carry him into the goal..."

Bai Ying said solemnly, "Yukino Yukinoshita has been arrested by the police for suspected attempted murder and intentional assault, and has been sentenced to three years in prison. All students should take this as a warning and never beat someone up in the open."

"Artistic embellishment, purely fictional." Yukino Yukinoshita steered the conversation from the legal realm back to the superpowers realm, "So, what about your signature ball skills?"

"You, who merely break the 100-second barrier and haven't even reached the sound barrier, cannot surpass me!"

Bai Ying described it vividly.

A fierce wind howled, and the opponent was right in front of him, poised to dribble past him and hurtle towards the goal in the next instant. The white figure remained calm, a confident smile on his face. He focused his energy, and after a brief moment of preparation, a dog's head, several meters tall, appeared behind him, its jaws agape, baring fangs and roaring arrogantly!

"Wang!"

His voice was like a booming bell, his expression like a vicious dog, concealing murderous intent within and displaying divine might without!

The invincible Yukino Yukinoshita collapsed, sliding off the ground without any friction.

Bai Ying smoothly received the football, easily dribbled forward, and took a shot.

End!

"The ball is in!"

The white figure snapped its fingers, looked at Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) who was caught off guard and startled, and said smugly, "My unique ball skill is designed to kill Yukino. No matter what kind of sports competition it is, no one can be my match. What do you think of the effect?"

The players preparing on the field and the audience listening to the commentary off the field were almost taken away by the sudden barking of the vicious dog. After regaining their senses, they had to admit that for players who were afraid of dogs, this lifelike bark could cause a lot of psychological trauma. It was a lose-lose situation, right?

Yukinoshita Harano (Yukino): #!

That year at the sports festival, I was in the stands, clenching my fist, wanting to punch the guy who was pretending to be a dog!

"Ahem, what if we don't encounter someone who's afraid of dogs?" Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) coughed. "For example, Hayama-kun, you weren't scared by your sudden barking just now."

"That's easy too," Bai Ying said dismissively. "Just look like you're in pain, make a 'whoosh' sound, and suddenly fall to the ground. Ye Shan will be distracted, thinking about pausing the game to deal with the unexpected situation. At that moment, I can quickly get up and easily take the ball from his feet..."

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) murmured, "Using kindness? What a despicable scheme."

“That’s called using your strengths to attack your weaknesses, making good use of your weaknesses,” Bai Ying said confidently. “I just suddenly had a performance urge and pretended to be out of breath on the court.”

Suddenly called upon to become the material for commentary, Hayama Hayato's cheeks twitched, and he gave a helpless laugh.

"All he does is lie and bark like a dog. Is that all Bai Jun's signature ball skills are?"

Yukino Yukinoshita (Mai) pointed and said, "Shiro-kun wants to get into the soccer team by testing this kind of skill. That's just wishful thinking."

"Of course, my unique skills aren't limited to just these two moves," Bai Ying said, shaking her head. "I've also prepared to call my parents and the homeroom teacher."