Uneasy daily life

Yukino Yukinoshita silently criticizes her sister's words about changing history.

"Oh..." Toyohama Kazuka pouted, "Isn't it just arguing? Do you need to learn how to argue from a jerk?"

“Sister, Toyohama’s situation is a little different from yours,” Yukino Yukinoshita said. “Toyohama and her mother have been arguing many times, it’s almost become a regular occurrence. No matter how intense the argument gets, unless it gets worse, they’ve both gotten used to it… Haku-kun, what are your thoughts?”

Bai Ying advised him like a doctor: "Stickman, eat well, sleep well, rest well, study hard, maintain a good and healthy mindset, and remember to drink more hot water."

Toyohama Kazuka, a little impatient, asked, "So?"

“Biologically speaking, even after your mom is buried, you'll still be running around like a madman. You could dance on her grave, or even spit on her memorial tablet without a problem,” Bai Ying said. “You’re a late-game hero; the longer time goes on, the greater your advantage becomes. Focus on developing your character, don’t get cocky with your advantages, and you’ll have plenty of opportunities for revenge later…”

Yukino Yukinoshita said playfully, "I was bullied by my mother when I was a child, so I bullied her back when I grew up. It seems pretty fair."

"Get up!"

Feng Bin and Hua's forehead veins bulged as they chased the white figure in circles around the living room.

Chapter Eleven: The Gift

"I have already retreated dozens of steps and settled your score. It would be better if you stopped here. If you take another step forward, the sky will collapse, the sun and moon will be darkened, and ghosts will wail!"

The white figure stopped and issued a stern warning.

Fuming, Toyohama and Hana gave a decisive answer.

"Nisunai——!"

He sidestepped Feng Bin and Hua, who missed their kick, and slapped them on the back with his other hand.

Feng Bin and Hua fell onto the sofa with a thud. Before she could even get up, a cushion was pressed down on her back, pinning her down on the sofa.

"I'm going to pin you down on the sofa, your ass facing the sky, for a hundred years!"

Bai Ying held Feng Bin and Hua firmly in her grasp, and sneered, "Look at your wet clothes, you've made the sofa all dirty. Don't even think about going home until you take the sofa down and wash it clean!"

"Get up! Wash it yourself if you want!" Feng Bin and Hua, who had originally thought to put the matter to rest, immediately started to move around rebelliously, trying to make the sofa even dirtier.

"Haku-kun." Yukino Yukinoshita raised her hand to press her forehead. "I remember the furniture in the rented room was brought by the tenant, right? Although there is no clause that tenants must take care of the furniture, intentionally damaging or dirtying it is still prohibited."

Bai Yingxin said calmly, "It's alright, she'll wash it anyway."

Feng Bin and Hua Zhensheng replied, "I'd rather die than wash!"

"Heroic landlord, can you help me wash?" The white figure switched targets.

Yukino Yukinoshita said softly, "First, I'm not the landlord. Second, why should I help you clean?"

"Oh, don't say that," Yukinoshita Haruno patted her sister's shoulder with a grin. "Does helping people need a reason?"

Bai Ying nodded: "Exactly."

Yukinoshita Yukino: #!

"To be able to make such a demand so confidently, it seems that the white fungus is still a long evolutionary distance from human society." Yukino Yukinoshita said coldly and sarcastically, glancing at Toyohama Kazuka, who was pressed down on the sofa by a cushion, feeling a kind of displeasure that was not yet unpleasant.

"Then I'll help the rascal wash up." Yukinoshita Haruno shifted her position, raised her hand to help Shirokage hold down Toyohama Kazuka, "I'm also quite good at housework."

"no."

Bai Ying let go of his hand and sat down at the other end: "As long as I evolve a strong immune system, I won't have to do housework. Why should bacteria do housework in the first place? Where is the bacterial rights protection law?"

Double the teasing intensity, N times the exasperation level.

Yukino Yukinoshita steered the conversation back on track: "Alright, stop joking around. Toyohama, do you want to share your thoughts? We can't just follow Shiro-kun's reckless and ultimately useless approach, can we?"

"This has nothing to do with you." Feng Bin and Hana stopped struggling, feeling utterly hopeless—damn it! What on earth did they eat to grow up under the heavy snow? Where did they get this strength from?!

“Because this is a request from Sakurajima,” Yukino Yukinoshita asked. “Or can you say it has nothing to do with Sakurajima?”

"...A commission?"

Feng Bin and Hua were a little puzzled, their emotions fluctuating slightly: "What request? What did you do, sister?"

"Simply put, it's about club activities. Bai Jun and I founded a club, and the club's activities involve accepting and completing requests from others..."

Kazuka Toyohama gave an example: "Paparazzi?"

“It’s different. We don’t accept payment, and we abide by the law… at least I do.” Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at someone teasingly, then changed the subject slightly, “Since your sister made the request, we naturally have to find a way to resolve it.”

"Solve what?" Feng Binhehua said irritably. "You want me to go back and apologize to her? Why should I apologize? What did I do wrong? You..."

"Calm down. Look around you. Everyone here is your age. Aren't we all on the same side?"

Bai Ying said earnestly, "Look at 9528, she had a huge fight with her mother. Look at Yongzhe, he has complained about his mother countless times in his heart. Look at you, you have run away from home three times. Why do you think we will side with your mother? Right?"

Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes: "And what about you?"

Yukino Yukinoshita and Yukino Yukinoshita both share a sense of curiosity and seriousness.

The white figure certainly didn't spring from a stone... Of course, considering the other party's special characteristics, could it be that they have some special background or circumstances?

"My mom and dad? They think it's a great thing that I can die peacefully in my old age, especially after I put stickers of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf on the Buddha statue that my family used to pray for me. Do you know Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? They are childhood cartoon characters similar to Doraemon."

Bai Ying recalled: "Later, I wrote my dad's name on the Buddha statue's forehead. My mom didn't want to worship it, so she made my dad worship the Buddha statue instead. My dad then made me worship it. After I made a tearful and heartfelt offering, expressing my filial piety to heaven and earth, my dad chased after me with a slipper. My mom removed the Buddha statue the next day..."

Toyohama Kazuka: "..."

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Uncle and Auntie are quite funny too."

"Of course, it's also possible that the white fungus is too contagious."

Yukino Yukino was reminded of her own aging father, whose collar was getting lower and lower.

“I’m not like any of you!” Feng Bin and Hua said unhappily. “You are too, and so is my sister. Why do you have to care about this…”

"Ok?"

The white figure suddenly asked, "Why did you suddenly come to find Hero Plus?"

"It's...it's Saturday," Toyohama Kazuka pouted. "What's wrong with me coming to see my sister? Can't I come here?"

"You are lying!"

Bai Ying slammed his hand on the coffee table and sternly interrogated, "Do you think your words can fool my sharp eyes?! How dare you be so stubborn in front of me! 9528, begin the torture!"

"Hai!"

Yukinoshita Haruno reached out and tickled Toyohama Kazuka's armpit.

Feng Bin and Hua struggled violently.

"Pfft, hahaha—let go! Let go of me now! Cough cough, hahahahahahaha—"

Feng Bin and Hua, enduring the tickling sensation, shouted angrily, "You old hag! Let me go!"

The air fell silent for a moment.

Yukino's eyes curved into crescent moons, a shallow slit obscuring her gaze.

Feng Bin and Hua were a little scared.

"Report, the suspect is being very stubborn."

"Isn't that simple?" Bai Ying instructed. "Cold and hard, warm and soft, use your fiery red lips to warm her up a few times, and she'll behave!"

"Ok?"

Yukinoshita looked down thoughtfully, tapping her finger at herself as she smiled at Toyohama Kazuha: "If it were Kazuha-chan, it wouldn't be a bad idea..."

"Auntie has become our agent!"

Feng Bin and Hua's eyes widened, and they immediately bristled, raising the white flag faster than France could, their words almost breaking the sound barrier.

"Pfft, look how scared you are." Yukinoshita Haruno reached out and rubbed Toyohama Kazuka's cheeks. "Compared to Yukino-chan, the comfort level is about the same."

"Aunt?"

Ignoring her sister's words, Yukino Yukinoshita asked in confusion, "You mean... Sakurajima's mother?"

"correct."

Feng Bin and Hua lay down and muttered honestly, "It seems Auntie has returned to the entertainment industry, and even applied for a job as our team's manager..."

Recalling yesterday's events, Toyohama Kazuka couldn't help but distort her expression.

"The company informed us that they would be assigning us an agent, and everyone was quite happy..."

Bai Ying said knowingly, "Once we meet that agent, everyone except you will be even happier, right?"

Heartbreaking.

"...That's so strange! Why would Auntie want to be our agent?"

Feng Binhua said with distress, "Auntie has mentored my older sister and has a great reputation and seniority in the entertainment industry. I don't think she needs to be Sweet Bullet's manager, right?"

Yukino Yukinoshita realized: "You suspect that Sakurajima did something?"

Feng Bin and Hua were startled, then their faces fell. "Didn't my sister already give you all some requests? Why are you making such a fuss... You jerk, what are you doing?"

Feng Bin and Hua were particularly annoyed when they caught sight of the white figure suddenly pulling out a phone. They had been forced to explain, and now the white figure was distracted and playing on his phone? Did he deserve a kick?

"Wait a moment, I've found it..."

Bai Ying's eyes suddenly lit up. She coughed slightly and pronounced clearly, "The ultimate weapon—sweet, tender, and refreshingly juicy—"

What strange and inappropriate things is Bai Jun saying?!

Snow beneath the snow is scattered and disordered by the wind.

"Shut up!"

Suddenly, Toyohama and Hana sprang up with unexpected strength, and Yukinoshita, who was distracted, couldn't catch them in time.

Feng Bin and Hua leaped up and charged towards the white figure, baring their teeth and claws as if they wanted to behead the other party on the spot.

"Stop! If you dare take another step forward, you will be in a life-or-death quantum state, and there will be no turning back from the Yellow Springs. Don't say I didn't warn you!"

Bai Ying immediately picked up her phone and threatened him.

Feng Bin and Hua froze, their hands clenching and unclenching their fists, their minds filled with a fierce internal struggle—sneak attack, kill the bastard! Or pretend to surrender, then kill the bastard! Or risk mutual destruction, just to kill the bastard outright!

"Alright, stop spreading the white fungus. Toyohama's immunity to you is too low." Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said seriously, "Toyohama, the matter of Aunt Sakurajima should have nothing to do with Sakurajima. I heard my father mention before that Aunt Sakurajima resigned on her own... The most direct evidence is what happened between Sakurajima and Aunt Sakurajima in the past."

“I don’t think that they would continue to try to interfere with each other’s work after they have reconciled. Both of them have been hurt by the conflict in that situation. Sakurajima can’t ask Aunt Sakurajima to be your manager just because of your situation.”

Feng Bin and Hua quieted down, sitting dejectedly on the sofa: "So what?"

Yukino Yukinoshita said, "So you're the one overthinking things."

"I wasn't thinking anything!"

"My sister is so annoying! When did she team up with Mom? She betrayed me! It hurts so much! Washing seaweed... Why? Why would my sister do something like this? No! I have to get to the bottom of this... Does my sister hate me? Does she find me annoying? If I ask her directly, will we argue? Should I pretend I don't know? But I'm so annoyed..."

Baiying Fengbin and Hua recited in a low voice beside him.

Toyohama Kazuka: #!

The white-clad figure raised his hand and asked, "Benefactor, has my mental exhaustion technique cured your heart ailment?"

Very well, it's become a terminal illness!

"If we're really going to talk about it, it's about the matter between Hana-chan and your mother, isn't it?" Yukinoshita Haruno chuckled. "Isn't there a saying in China? 'First cry, then make a scene, then threaten suicide'..."

Feng Bin and Hua retorted irritably, "You're the one who's going to hang yourself!"

“Toyohama’s situation is quite different from ours,” Yukino Yukinoshita concluded. “Our mother almost never argues with us, but she has a lot of authority in our hearts. Even when she speaks softly, it puts a lot of pressure on us, and we don’t dare to say anything or do anything to complain or resist… Toyohama and Auntie’s situation is more like that of an ordinary family, isn’t it?”

Bai Ying casually said, "It's all the same, there's no difference. Anyway, when your sister cried, she pretty much decided to go abroad and never come back, to escape to a faraway place. In terms of severity, it's roughly equivalent to a stick figure doing something more serious than running away from home, like getting hit by a truck and being transported to another world..."

"This isn't serious, this is magical... Achoo!"

Feng Bin and Hua sneezed forcefully.

"Alright, alright, stick figure, hurry up and take up residence at the hero's house." The white figure waved his hand and said, "I'm going to exercise my master's power. All of you bystanders, go back to your own homes."

Yukinoshita asked with a smile, "You really won't give Kazuha-chan a Frostmourne?"

“She can’t do it.” Bai Ying said disdainfully. “To win a war, courage alone is no different from recklessness. Stickman’s temper is so easily ignited that she can’t calmly implement the beliefs of ‘I don’t care’, ‘precision strike’, ‘professional defense breaking’, etc. Her arguing has no purpose, it’s just arguing—keyboards are weapons, keyboard skills are murder tricks.”

"Without the awareness to kill, one cannot hold the key."

While recounting the true essence of keyboard warfare, Bai Ying gazed at the rainy scene, his face desolate, displaying a touch of keyboard warrior demeanor.

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