Uneasy daily life

If it weren't for the fact that people's moral standards tend to be higher in groups, using a fake voice like Bai Yinghua's flirtatious and deceptive tone would probably have been more effective.

Unfortunately, people can't be that shameless. The file name is 'Seven Poultry Moaning All in One Pot.7z', but when you download it, it turns out to be about 'The Calabash Brothers Being Refined into Elixir'.

Therefore, we can conclude that white chrysanthemum is of lowly status.

Great! The red scarf on their chests is even brighter now, brimming with energy for the performance!

The audience's attention was instinctively drawn to the stage by the loud noise. The curtain suddenly flew open, and a figure landed on the stage with a double somersault, immediately launching into a display of impressive martial arts skills.

But then he saw a long collar sweeping across his head, a halberd being swung horizontally, creating a gust of wind. In the blink of an eye, he had already performed three somersaults from one end to the other. Then, he saw two arms spinning a long pole like a top, making a clattering sound. It was hard to tell whether he was Lü Bu or the Monkey King.

Compared to Sun Wukong, who is also a cricket but has two long feathers on his head, Lü Bu's weapon, with its standard well-shaped head, is clearly superior.

Three small red balls flew out from backstage with a whoosh. On stage, the halberd dancer extended his arm and flicked the three balls into the air repeatedly. The halberd in his hand spun, causing the balls, which were falling with gravity, to be slapped up again and again, and in the blink of an eye, they had spun into circles.

To make the audience feel impressed even if they don't understand, just share it!

On stage, Bai Fengxian played with a ball while starting to sing.

"My godfather told me to guard the pass..."

"Feigning madness—Fang, the famous general of Hanoi..."

Bai Fengxian raised his halberd and struck, sending a small ball flying more than ten meters through the air before landing with a thud at the edge of the stage. It bounced and rolled a few times before going silent.

"Be careful of Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei..."

"Lu Bu, don't run away—"

boom--!

The ball, launched from nowhere, struck a stage pillar and bounced back with a snap. Bai Fengxian caught it with his foot and kicked it aside.

"And then there were the eighteen warlords..."

"Wu Anguo has arrived—!"

The halberd, like a raging dragon emerging from the sea, thrust through the air and sent Wu Anguo's small ball flying.

"He displayed the unparalleled heroism of the Marquis of Hulao Pass!"

Bai Fengxian slew three generals in succession, his momentum unstoppable. Suddenly, his powerful and heroic shout startled the thousands of troops of the eighteen warlords (extras are temporarily unavailable). Gongsun Zan (actor is temporarily unavailable), who was rushing to help in the battle, reined in his horse upon seeing this.

"One head of a feudal lord is worth a hundred heads! Gongsun Zan, don't run!"

Bai Fengxian let out a long roar, his halberd dragging on the ground, his aura as fierce as a tiger unleashed from its cage.

Don't ask why there's no Red Hare—who plays Dynasty Warriors and fights on horseback?!

Can someone who immediately starts fighting be considered a decent person?

Just as Gongsun Zan (actor unavailable) was about to perish under the halberd, a warrior wielding an eighteen-foot spear (extended glow stick) and with leopard-like eyes (mask) leaped out and charged forward. His tone was filled with grief and indignation, as if he already knew that this was a futile attempt, but he still charged out with great fearlessness.

"The Yan people are comparable to Gu Yide here!"

boom!

Weapons clash!

"You traitorous slave, today is your death anniversary!"

This line is exceptionally powerful.

Hikigaya Ito suddenly leaped up, as if possessed by an evil spirit, his momentum increasing exponentially. He wildly swung his eighteen-foot spear in the air, trying to graze the enemy like raindrops. Bai Fengxian remained fearless and took the initiative to meet the rain of attacks. His halberd was flexible and unpredictable, deflecting the attacks one by one with a flick, thrust, or swing.

"Go away!"

With a roar, Bai Fengxian wielded his halberd, sending Hikigaya Hachiman flying through the air. The latter tumbled twice in mid-air before crashing to the ground with a thud. As if he had bones of copper and iron, he felt no pain and quickly tried to stand up, only to see Bai Fengxian already charging towards him with his halberd.

"Second brother, save me—!!"

Hikigaya Itoku had no choice but to shout for help.

"...Third brother, I'm here."

Amidst a listless voice, Oreki Kurenai, wielding the Green Dragon Crescent Blade (with a curved glow stick on his head), with a face as red as a date and a beautiful sideburn and long beard (mask), charged out. Oreki Kurenai was immediately shocked to find that his power had greatly increased, his movements were nimble and expansive, and he fought Bai Fengxian in a colorful battle.

"Hahahaha! One is a black thief, the other a red thief! They're like chickens and dogs, utterly pathetic!"

Bai Fengxian fought with increasing ferocity, his halberd overwhelming the two men, forcing them to desperately parry and repeatedly sending them backflips to create distance between them.

"Lu Bu, cease your arrogance!"

Anjie Xuande suddenly leaped into the battlefield, wielding a double-edged sword (two glow sticks), wearing a white face and large ears (mask), moving as lightly as a swallow, like a fairy in the clouds.

Then, a halberd struck him down, pinning his double-edged sword and knocking him back to the ground.

"A mere big-eared thief, selling his head in the middle of the bustling market, still dares to fawn and laugh?"

Bai Fengxian was incredibly arrogant, but he also sensed something was wrong with the three men fighting alongside him: "Do you dare to line up and come to your deaths?!"

"People who can casually swap out elders and family trees don't deserve reason! Everyone, attack!"

Anjie Xuande, Zhemu Yunchang, and Hikigaya Yide surrounded Bai Fengxian and attacked him. The four fought in a continuous, colorful battle, with weapons clashing incessantly. It was like a flying immortal fighting a mad demon, or a disco dance machine, spinning around and making people dizzy. The clanging sounds stirred up their blood.

Bai Fengxian was in a sorry state, displaying the heroic demeanor of Marquis Wen.

The three brothers grew stronger with each battle; they were all despicable villains.

Click!

The halberd head snapped off, and Bai Fengxian staggered backward, filled with grief and indignation: "Damn it! I'm not in good shape today, what will I do tomorrow..."

"You still want to run?" ×3!

The three surrounded the three from three directions, their eyes peeking out from behind their masks revealing genuine, exhilarating satisfaction—according to the script, the next step was to beat the other side up, completing a story of three brothers slaying Lu Bu and changing the timeline, although there would be more to come... In short, they could have some fun first!

"...Now that things have come to this, we must change our strategy and implement new tactics—the era of swords and spears is over."

Bai Fengxian's tone was dejected, full of the desolation of a hero's end. He raised his hand and took out... a lighter from his armor.

"?"

In the instant the three were distracted, the stick suddenly struck.

With a sneak attack, he sent Oreki Kugenaga flying backflip, deflecting the spear and double-edged sword coming from behind. He then slammed the staff into the ground through the opening, propelling himself into the air, where he flipped and landed on the side of the stage.

"Times have changed! Watch out for your guns!"

Bai Fengxian held his long staff horizontally, sparks flying from the end.

Whoosh! !

A cannonball hurtled straight in and landed on Oreki Kugenaga, exploding with a bang, and a sweet, honey-like fragrance carried on the wind.

"Hahahaha! Do you even know the power of Eastern firearms?!"

Amidst the laughter, fireworks exploded on the stage. The three men scurried to the edge of the battlefield, throwing away all their weapons under fire, and pulled out a rectangular object with four holes.

Hold, ignite, aim.

"Stop your arrogance! Our firearms are just as formidable!"

whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh!

The firepower, several times greater, was reversed and suppressed, and the battlefield was instantly engulfed in roar and smoke.

"My firearms are the most formidable!"

A roar erupted from the smoke, and with a flick of his long staff, the smoke dissipated, revealing Bai Fengxian stepping out.

With a long sling over his shoulder and holding a Gatling gun with 44 holes that corresponded to the numbers of the heavens, the flames suddenly connected in a line and engulfed the three brothers in the blink of an eye.

Amidst the dazzling explosion of fireworks, Anjie Xuande let out a heartless, mournful cry: "What on earth did you use?! Ah—ah—ah—ah—"

"Good question!"

"Brothers and sisters, young and old, are you still annoyed that the fireworks display is the same as every year? Are you still disappointed that you can't get up close to the fireworks? Are you still feeling bored because you can only celebrate traditional festivals?!"

Bai Ying's voice grew louder, brimming with passionate fervor: "Great news! Great news! The latest type of fireworks for people is coming to the fireworks festival! Just watch this firework go off and experience the beauty of fireworks up close, as if you were right there! It has a variety of fruity aromas, eliminating the hassle of gunpowder smoke, and the kids will definitely love it! The explosion is within an acceptable range! There are no residues! It avoids burns, shock injuries, eye irritation, and the pungent smell of gunpowder. Everyone who has used it says it's great!"

"The most reliable security check is the one you experience firsthand—the 'clack-clack-clack-clack' sound!"

The white figure turned around, and fireworks flew out in all directions.

boom!boom!boom!boom!boom!

Multicolored lights and shadows bloomed above the crowd, and the refreshing scent of orange, pear blossoms, and watermelon spread, causing some exclamations and commotions. Fortunately, there was no major chaos, which made all the preparations worthwhile.

I've painstakingly and methodically advanced, yet the brave warrior still manages to unleash a thunderous rage and perish together with me?

The last firework flickered and flew precisely towards Yukinoshita's father, who was staring in disbelief in the crowd.

I--

boom!

"...What is this taste?"

Beneath the immovable snow, the mother's brow furrowed slightly.

"It's sour grapes!"

The father replied through gritted teeth.

On stage, several people successfully killed their inner selves, reciting advertising slogans without joy or sorrow.

Angelina: "Want to know what the mystery event at the fireworks festival is?!"

Hachiman Hikigaya: "I put all my pairs of fireworks there!"

Houtarou Oreki: "Enjoy a breathtaking fireworks display!"

"They might ban it next year! Enjoy it while you can! Woof—that's it!"

The white figure raised its hand gracefully and waved.

Is the performance of "Three Heroes Fighting Lü Bu" ultimately just a way to sell products?

Amidst a flurry of bewildered stares in the wind, the four people on stage slipped away from the edge. As soon as they returned backstage, a biting blizzard swept over them.

"Bai! Jun!"

Angelina, Houtarou Oreki, and Hachiman Hikigaya simultaneously took two steps to the side to maintain distance, indicating that they were innocent victims who had been forced into this situation.

Yukino Yukinoshita confronted her with a cold expression: "What are you doing?!"

Bai Ying blinked in confusion, then suddenly realized, rubbing his hands together and smiling obsequiously, "Sorry, sorry, I forgot to mention the leader's name earlier. The leader deserves all the credit for organizing such a grand event..."

Don't change the subject!

A hand aimed directly at the white figure's cheek, but the white figure quickly stepped back, preventing Yukino Yukinoshita from locking onto the target. The white figure then declared righteously, "Wait! Hero, didn't you know about this?!"

"Huh?" Yukino Yukinoshita sneered, listening to someone's dying words, and approached step by step, "How come I don't know I know?"

"You've been blown up by fireworks!"

"?"

Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly remembered: "Why did you move to the fireworks festival? You wanted to do something fun, why didn't you apply?"

"You signed the document for organizing this secret event. Otherwise, how could I have mobilized manpower and resources to designate a combat zone? You've even gone to great lengths to keep this secret in order to give everyone a surprise. I admire your patience!"

"I signed it?"

“Yes, yes, do you remember when I reported this to you last time?” Bai Ying nodded repeatedly, “It was that surprising and mysterious event.”

Yukino Yukinoshita was a little confused and said irritably, "So surprised that I didn't even know?"

"Didn't you count the fireworks? They're the extra 20% I prepared in the warehouse."

"?"

Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help but take a deep breath, her small hands slowly clenching into fists, maintaining her composure with slight annoyance: "Haku-kun, you wanted to promote some interesting activities, why didn't you just say so clearly? If these things aren't explained to the tourists and audiences beforehand, it's easy to cause a series of stampedes and riots..."

"Report! The public opinion poll has been conducted, and the issue has been resolved through advance notification and publicity to some residents. The responsibilities of the personnel maintaining order in the combat zone have been clearly defined. Furthermore, fireworks are not available anywhere except in the combat zone—except for the samples I just presented on stage." Bai Ying said solemnly, "Please rest assured, leader, everything is proceeding smoothly, and the possibility of any mishaps is less than 99%!"

"You're the only one who didn't know?"

"Look at what you're saying. You've already signed it, how could you not know?"

"?"

Just as my father said, he was a cunning and powerful minister.

They can even secretly create an extra project right under their noses!

Yukino Yukinoshita felt her blood pressure rising continuously.