Uneasy daily life

That was a dumpling-shaped girl with the reputation of a genius who had been brought out for training. Her cheerful and puzzled voice made one wonder if they were actually on a battlefield.

Perhaps this tense atmosphere was just my imagination? Or maybe it was just the Snow Emperor beside the dumpling girl emanating an aura of power, Zai Mu Zuo couldn't help but wonder.

Huh? Who is the Snow Emperor?

"In the light novel by Zaimokuza, both sides point out a reasonable problem in turn—rock-paper-scissors to determine who goes first."

Although the Snow Emperor's words were unfriendly, they were upright and dignified, naturally exuding an invincible aura.

Timber suddenly snapped back to reality, realizing he was like pork on a chopping board, waiting to be butchered. Was this really a solution to his cultivation problem? It was clearly a debate about who was superior—how terrifying! The little dumpling girl had feigned innocence and successfully outmaneuvered him, robbing him of any chance to escape this horror!

Huh? Am I talking a little strange?

"good."

Bai Zhizun replied casually with a single word.

It was as if time had been paused for a moment.

When Cai Muzuo came to his senses, he was surprised to realize that the two had already completed their probing exchange.

The Snow Emperor was somewhat taken aback, and his invincible spirit wavered.

Bai Zhizun looked disdainful and actually closed his eyes and smiled.

Just now……

The Snow Emperor unleashed a punch, but it instantly reversed and was then repelled by the White Supreme's palm strike, which traveled along the river of time!

The woodworker racked his brains and barely managed to recall the duel between the two unparalleled figures during the time-suspension.

Hachiman Daibosatsu remained silent, while the girl in the dango robes wore a solemn expression. Both of them sensed that the other's strength was clearly superior to their own.

Wait! A clash between such figures would surely cause a cataclysmic upheaval; if I don't seize the opportunity…

"Grammatical errors! Grammar is the rule of language, and incorrect grammar results in incorrect sentences. This book is grammatically chaotic and has an extreme fondness for inverted sentences. However, when the form is inverted, the meaning is disordered, and when the sentences are not coherent, the meaning is difficult to convey! This is a major taboo!"

Bai Zhizun let out a long roar, causing the laws to twist and become chaotic, collapsing from top to bottom, misaligning high and low, and separating inside and outside. This was a reversal of Yin and Yang!

Upon seeing this attack, Cai Muzuo immediately realized the fatal flaw in the technique. He felt a chill run through his body, and his blood and qi almost reversed. He immediately forced his gaze away and dared not look again, but due to the surging blood and qi, he could not escape.

"The words fail to express the meaning; many words do not fit the context of the dialogue and can even be described as a random jumble of words. Although they are similar, this is not a structural problem, but a problem of understanding the meaning of the words."

No matter how Yin and Yang are reversed, my laws remain unaffected.

The Snow Emperor had anticipated this. She remained unmoved, and the chaotic and inverted laws passed through her, shattering a star behind her into dust!

The mournful cry of stars shattering echoed with supreme sword intent, and the woodcutter felt a dull pain in his chest, realizing he had suffered a Dao injury!

Bai Zhizun was skilled with a knife, but he never expected that the intent of the knife had been integrated into every move, every thought, and every word!

Hmm... what weird thing am I thinking about?

"Plagiarism and patchwork! Although it's not a complete plagiarism and fusion, it could be called borrowing, but it's gone too far! The protagonist's magic sword, the kingdom's arrogant princess, the demon dragon Ned, and even the queen and maid storyline! Too many works with different styles are stitched together, resulting in a fragmented plot and art style, making it hard to feel joy, sorrow, passion, pandering,吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or criticize), and emotion—it's hard to get used to!"

Bai Zhizun reached out and pulled the sword from the minds of all living beings. This sword was called Wuding, which had no fixed form. It could summon all things and control all living beings. When the sword was drawn, even the most outstanding talents would shed blood and heroes would fall. He controlled the heavens with the sword, summoning stars and slashing them all at once!

A faint murmur seems to echo throughout the ages.

A wisp of light flew out from his mouth, shattering countless stars. The sword intent scattered and flew wildly, but none of them could cut off that wisp of light.

The Snow Emperor raised his hand and grabbed the wisp of light.

This is the sword forged by the Heavenly Emperor with his supreme cultivation, severing his past lives and future lives, and taking only the sword forged in this life.

Nothing in this world can withstand it, and nothing in this world can harm it.

I don't seek the past or the future, I only seek to be invincible in this life; I don't seek eternal fame, I only seek to shine in this moment!

"The plot is abrupt! It's just a harmonious cooking and eating scene, but then a scene of the female lead taking off her clothes is inexplicably inserted in the middle! Naked, naked, and things like an apron are just meaningless!"

"ridiculous--"

Bai Zhizun spotted a flaw, swung his sword, encompassing the nine heavens and ten earths, and slashed down with the essence of all things: "Light novel readers love this kind of thing! If the audience likes it, what grounds do your words have?!"

"I did my homework too. The female protagonist takes off her clothes and is seen by the male supporting character. The male supporting character becomes jealous and then becomes the villain. What I mean by the abrupt plot is that, in order to advance the story, such a plot that light novel readers would not like is inserted."

This was a flaw that the Snow Emperor deliberately revealed.

The sword is indeed unbreakable; even the formless intent of the blade, even the intent of all things, can still be swept away by a single sword strike.

The Snow Emperor's awe-inspiring detachment from the world, his desire to be invincible for all eternity, forged the invincible sword of today.

"It seems you not only studied it carefully, but also did a rough investigation of the light novel environment in such a short time—"

Unexpectedly, Bai Zhizun had already seen through this scheme. This strike was just a feint. He did not move, but he had already reflected all the phenomena of heaven and earth into his sea of ​​consciousness. From the spirit in his sea of ​​consciousness, he suddenly unleashed a magnificent and unparalleled illusory strike!

"But it's too superficial! The depth you can delve into is too shallow! Some light novel readers like this kind of plot! They like married women! Have you ever heard of a minotaur warrior?!"

This strike originated from Bai Zhizun's sea of ​​consciousness and struck Xue Tiandi, who was reflected within it.

By turning illusion into reality, the Snow Emperor was truly struck by this attack.

The emperor's blood fell from the sky, accompanied by a low murmur of surprise and doubt.

"What?! I didn't expect Zaimokuza to have such a hobby... I hope this hobby of yours is limited to light novel writing, otherwise you might end up in the police station, the hospital, or be burned in the morgue in the future, which would save you trouble."

puff--!

The woodcutter clutched his chest, nearly going berserk, when a sword intent appeared on the main road.

As the intent of the blade clashed with the intent of the sword, the Dao wounds grew heavier. Zaimokuza felt the girl in the dumpling-shaped dress casting a disdainful glance at him, as if she were silently expressing something... perhaps she was looking down on his weakness.

Damn it—fortune changes every thirty years, never underestimate a young man's potential!

"That part can be disregarded, but there are other abrupt plot points! Whether it's the king suddenly becoming the villain for an inexplicable reason, or—"

"That's the effect of plagiarism and patchwork! Writing powerful figures as allies and enemies is a different kind of formula! Without a proper reconciliation and transition, it will naturally create a sense of disjointedness and abruptness between the art style and the plot! Can you guess which two novels these two plots come from? You don't understand light novels, yet you try to understand them in one night. You're far too confident!"

"Indeed, one should not rashly express opinions in unfamiliar fields—in that case, my point is that there are typos. There are a total of 229 typos in the entire text, and I have marked each one. As an author, one should carefully check and review one's own writing, as it is meant to be seen by others."

The Snow Emperor wielded his sword, continuously slashing away at the formless, shapeless, and shadowless sword intent.

Even though she is wounded by a knife and her invincible spirit is wavering, she will still be invincible in this life and the next!

"Using memes haphazardly! Explain this to Yukinoshita, who's completely out of touch with the internet. Memes are essentially modern colloquialisms that arise from various phenomena, situations, and coincidences, and then quickly take shape online! For example, when the protagonist encourages the dragon princess to be independent, saying 'The song of humanity is the song of courage' to motivate her seems extremely inappropriate! Because the other party isn't even human!"

Bai Zhizun laughed heartily, for they had met their match and would only grow stronger with each battle.

Two unparalleled figures displayed a thousand wondrous techniques!

The blade is unpredictable, the sword of today, their clashes are sharp and decisive, neither giving an inch!

The characters are stereotyped, so thin they're less than paper cutouts! The dialogue is monotonous and repetitive, leaving the reader completely confused! The plot is repetitive, with the same overly familiar storyline appearing dozens of times! The rhetoric is poorly used, failing to highlight what should be highlighted while excessively emphasizing what shouldn't! The characters' motivations are logically flawed, making one wonder if they are simply fickle individuals, like stubborn residents of a mental hospital! Foreshadowing is left unresolved, prompting one to question the author's fish-like memory!

Language is roaring and surging, grammar is crumbling and disintegrating, and the clash of ideas is becoming increasingly intense!

The dying cry of the timber pedestal was so small and powerless!

Ordinary words can only be reduced to dust here, and even unorthodox disciplines such as sociology, philosophy, and drama are drawn into the struggle, with sages from ancient times often joining in!

The Confucian and Mencian doctrines of benevolence and righteousness have been sung throughout the ages. Natsume Soseki, with a smile, delicately depicts the mortal world. Buddha points a flower, and golden lotuses spring forth from the ground. Dazai Osamu, with a sorrowful expression, excavates truth from decadence and nihilism. Zhuangzi transforms into a Kunpeng, roaming freely in the heavens and time. Mori Ōgai coldly struggles, questioning himself amidst change and tradition.

The battle between the strong has taken the struggle to the highest heavens. The two supreme figures are going all out at this moment, and the weaker ones' Dao hearts can only crumble and be destroyed in the aftershocks, turning into ashes!

They fought to the very edge of the universe, and even their written language was erased!

Sever the past life, sever the future life, sever the cause and effect and proudly face the mortal world.

Swordsmanship of this era, magic of this life, invincible splendor in this world.

The Snow Emperor chanted softly as he drew his sword, severing the river of time and locking in this very moment, displaying his invincible power!

Who claims to be invincible? Who dares to say they are undefeated? With a flick of their wrist, they are all ants; all heroic spirit has vanished!

A long, drawn-out laugh came from the past that should have been severed, awakening the Snow Emperor's memories. Memory is the connection of cause and effect.

"Incomplete! This is a novel that hasn't been written yet, it's not even a single volume. Even if it were to be canceled, readers wouldn't be satisfied with an ending that doesn't even have a conclusion! It's not even a complete story, which is a major taboo for an author! It's unacceptable!"

"...Are you talking about your light novel that was canceled?"

"Hahaha! Mine was a full two volumes, and even if it was cut short, it still had an open ending! And right now, I'm the one standing on the high ground, pointing fingers and giving advice!"

The Snow Emperor was taken aback.

So, he had clashed with him long ago? The White Supreme already remembered him from his past? And even unleashed a fake attack on him back then?!

No, that's not right!

The Snow Emperor was both shocked and furious.

This person is so despicable and cunning. It's likely that he has left a false attack on all living beings in the past, just to turn the illusion into reality at a certain moment and kill any potential opponent in front of him!

The falsehood of the past has become reality, and there is no way to avoid it.

Even today's sword cannot sever the wound of the past!

The Snow Emperor was filled with resentment, but he had already exhausted all his moves and had not yet generated new power, so he had no other options.

It's better to transcend mortality and achieve immortality than to perish at the hands of a petty person.

"Uncommon words and phrases—! This novel has so many uncommon words and phrases that I can't read it smoothly without searching for them on my phone. This must be a huge problem, right?"

The dumpling-shaped girl leaped forward and blocked this ancient, deadly strike!

Even if she is a genius, she is only an immature genius. How can she possibly understand the meaning of time, cause and effect, and the illusion of reality in this one strike?

However, she actually blocked it.

Upon closer inspection, Bai Zhizun was immediately shocked. This person had sealed off his spiritual consciousness in the past, keeping his divine sense in a state untouched by the passage of time. Therefore, he appeared both foolish and exceptionally talented!

It was through this clumsy and risky method that the dumpling girl was able to block a knife from the past!

This was a method that neither Bai Zhizun nor Xue Tiandi had noticed, because such a method would be tantamount to digging one's own grave, yet it miraculously appeared at this moment! It can be described as a brilliant move!

Snow Emperor once again wielded her sword, entering an invincible realm once more. Because the power of her previous strike had been exhausted, her path to invincibility in this life had taken another step forward. Her Dao heart shone brightly, and her sword momentum was unstoppable, quickly forcing White Supreme into a corner!

"Hachiman, save me!"

Bai Zhizun roared.

Hachiman Daisuke remained silent, his face showing sorrow and helplessness.

If we can't count on anyone else... then we'll have to resort to our last resort!

"I can teach you how to write a light novel!"

Bai Zhizun let out a long roar that shook the river of time. He actually tried to sacrifice the future by self-destructing, sacrificing the future to defeat Xue Tiandi!

"Wait a minute."

A single Buddhist chant resounded throughout the heavens and the earth.

The power that Bai Zhizun received from the future vanished, and the invincible realm that Xue Tiandi had created at this moment was re-established.

"Minister, your light novel failed to pass the review twice, and was canceled abruptly once. Forgive my bluntness, but spare Zaimokuza's life."

The Great Bodhisattva Hachiman chanted Amitabha Buddha's name to resolve past grievances and, at this crucial moment, to thwart the White Supreme's next move.

Bai Zhizun was shocked and furious, but he had no time to care about anything else!

"There is no main plot. Bai is probably used to creating short plays. Even in those two light novels, if it weren't for some foreshadowing, the main plots of each would seem completely different on the surface. One volume focuses on daily life, romance, and harem, while the other focuses on plot twists and turns."

"Faced with this kind of light novel with a stitched-together art style, it's hard for Bai to notice one thing—this light novel really doesn't have any main plot. It doesn't focus on depicting battles or scheming, and even the so-called harem aspect has extremely shallow plot descriptions of the relationships between the various heroines."

"I've skimmed through some light novels on the market, and regardless of whether they are light or dark or changeable, they all have a main storyline that connects the story, which serves to advance the plot, create suspense, and build the story framework. But Zaimokuza's novels don't have this kind of main storyline."

As the Snow Emperor recalled the past, her once-shaken invincible heart was reborn through tempering and had undergone a complete sublimation. From that past strike, she glimpsed the fatal flaw of the White Supreme.

Using the insidious methods of the past to maintain your current unparalleled strength—you are an evil path, and should be killed!

The sword light soars through the heavens, cleaving through the primordial chaos, shattering all things, cutting off the past, breaking the future, and seizing this very moment!

That was a dazzling sword strike that reached the pinnacle of this world! An invincible sword strike!

"Hachiman! How dare you betray me!!"

It shattered the past and future lives, and severed the present moment.

The three lives are severed, the Great Dao is shattered!

Bai Zhizun was left with only a roar of resentment and anger.

The blood of the supreme being was scattered throughout the vast universe.

The ways of Heaven are merciless, yet cycles repeat endlessly; wherever blood falls, vibrant life sprouts.