Crossover anime, and you call this a slice-of-life story?

Today, she suddenly learned that Hachiman, who had gone missing in her class, had been found, and rushed over to inquire about the situation.

But they couldn't get any information about what happened during the time he was missing, and were even forced to sign an agreement.

The only information I had was that Yamada, who had gone missing from another class, had been confirmed dead.

This made Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was in a bad mood, go to Tokyo that afternoon to drink with her best friend to drown her sorrows.

Then, the two of them got drunk.

With the last vestiges of her consciousness remaining, Kirisu Mafuyu randomly dialed a number on her phone.

Shangguan Yun's eyes twitched as he looked at the two "beauties" who were fast asleep on the ground.

He wished he could just send these two drunkards who had caused him trouble for the second time to their deaths with a single palm strike.

Then, picking one up in each hand, they flew into the sky and disappeared without the boss's knowledge.

He didn't care whether the bill for the drinks was paid or not. Even if the boss called the police, they couldn't find him. At most, they might see a news report on TV one day about two female teachers who disappeared without paying for their drinks.

Shizuka Hiratsuka shivered from the cold wind and groggily opened her eyes.

Where is this?

Watching the scene rushing by, Hiratsuka Shizuka's mind didn't quite register it. She thought she was dreaming, scratched her limbs in the air a few times, and then fell asleep again.

Shangguan Yun arrived at the second floor of Sakura Apartment, at Kirisu Mafuyu's room.

Looking at the clutter and some clothes piled up everywhere in the room, his lips twitched.

Is this really a great teacher?

Looking at the bundle in his hand, Shangguan Yun had a question in his mind.

He casually tossed the two onto the bed, left a note, and turned to leave.

If he didn't leave soon, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to resist giving them both... electrotherapy...

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Kirisu Mafuyu and Hirazuka Shizuka's Morning

Early the next morning.

Hiratsuka Shizuka groggily opened her eyes, only to find everything in complete darkness.

My head hurts so much. Where am I? Is it still night?

"Hmm...hmm?"

What exactly is blinding her?

I tried to speak, but found that I couldn't open my mouth at all, and even my breathing was a little difficult.

His consciousness finally returned to a bit, and he tried to move his head back to see what had been covering his face. He then grabbed it and pinched it.

"what--"

Kirisu Mafuyu was suddenly attacked in her sleep, which startled her so much that she jumped straight up.

"Oh!"

The sound of his head hitting the headboard was dull yet loud.

"Ouch!!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Opening her eyes, she saw Hiratsuka Shizuka trying to suppress a laugh and pounced on her.

"Xiaojing, how dare you pinch me there! Let me pinch you back right now!"

"You were the one pressing your face against mine, I thought it was still dark."

Two mature beauties were wrestling on the bed. If others saw this scene, who knows how many scenarios they would imagine.

After a while, Kirisu Mafuyu seemed to have thought of something.

"Wait! What day of the week is it today?"

"It's Monday, so what? I don't have class today, no need to rush."

Hiratsuka Shizuka remained calm despite her collar being torn open.

"I have class!!!"

Kirisu Mafuyu's eyes widened, and she grabbed Hiratsuka Shizuka's slender neck, yelling.

"Cough...cough cough...let me go..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka suppressed her instinct to throw her best friend over her shoulder and struggled to pry her hands open.

If I had actually thrown her out, I probably wouldn't be able to attend classes for the rest of the week.

"Quick, check the time!"

Kirisu Mafuyu quickly pulled out her phone and saw that it was only a little past five o'clock, which finally relieved her.

Looking at Hiratsuka Shizuka with a displeased expression, whose eyes seemed to flash with a hint of regret, he prepared to pounce on her again and have another showdown.

"Stop!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka reached out to stop Kirisu Mafuyu, frowning as she asked under her questioning gaze, "Where are we now?"

"My home."

Kirisu Mafuyu looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka with an expression as if she were an idiot.

Isn't this a rhetorical question? This woman doesn't seem very bright.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was instantly enraged by the "Are you an idiot?" look in Mafuyu Kirisu's eyes.

He slapped the other person across the chest and said, "Then tell me, where should we be?"

Kirisu Mafuyu, who was being questioned, belatedly realized what was happening, and an unnatural look flashed across her face.

"It should be...an izakaya, right?"

"So?"

"We were picked up by someone?!"

Kirisu Mafuyu looked terrified and quickly crossed her arms over her chest.

She was speechless looking at her stupid best friend, Hiratsuka Shizuka.

He tapped the other person's head and said, "Did you drink yourself silly last night? Did you pick up someone from someone else's house instead of yours?"

"Yeah...that's right, it seems like not many people know I live here."

Kirisu Mafuyu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Did you send someone to pick us up yesterday? Otherwise, who would have brought us back?"

"No way... How could I possibly make a phone call?"

Kirisu Mafuyu declared that it definitely had nothing to do with her and casually opened her phone again to prove it.

"..."

What's going on with this call log?

"Huh...huh?!"

Kirisu Mafuyu stared wide-eyed at the top of the call log in disbelief; the time was last night.

And the person on the phone was... Shangguan Yun?!

When Kirisu Mafuyu saw that name, she was completely dumbfounded.

Why would I call someone in the middle of the night?

She had no recollection of what Shangguan Yun had picked them up from. What had she said on the phone?

"What did I say on the phone yesterday?"

"How would I know."

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes.

Then, she looked at Kirisu Mafuyu with a hint of mockery, who had a confused expression and was trying hard to recall.

"Hey, Mafuyu, you don't have a crush on Shangguan, do you? You even call him when you're drunk. He's still a high school student, don't commit a crime, hahaha."

As she spoke, Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't help but burst into laughter, as if she had thought of something amusing.

"Hiratsuka Shizuka!!!"

Kirisu Mafuyu finally couldn't hold back any longer and grabbed Hiratsuka Shizuka's laughing face, her expression terrifying.

He heard that she was in a bad mood, so he risked not being able to get up the next day to drink with her, and many things happened in between that he didn't even remember.

This guy dares to laugh at me!

"Wait...wait! I was wrong, please spare me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka tried to escape, but was pinned down by the humiliated and indignant Kirisu Mafuyu, and could only beg for mercy.

"Huh? What's this?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka caught a glimpse of a note next to the pillow out of the corner of her eye.

"Little Mafuyu, stop for a second! There seems to be a note over there, come and take a look."

Kirisu Mafuyu, still somewhat doubtful, released Hiratsuka Shizuka and turned to see the white note.

He reached out and took it, opened it, and his expression instantly froze.

"What does it say? Let me see!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka snatched the note, and before Kirisu Mafuyu could react and try to grab it back, she had already read it aloud.

"Dear Kirisu-sensei, you and Hiratsuka-sensei are really heavy. It's time for you to lose weight. Next time you go out drinking, please put away some of your underwear. Don't worry, I didn't do anything strange. Finally, it's time to raise the rent. —Shangguan Yun"

"This guy!!!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka finished reading the note, her face filled with anger. Was she that heavy? Was she that heavy?!

Bringing such a beautiful woman home is something many people can only dream of, yet some people still complain that she's too heavy!

At this time, Hiratsuka Shizuka had no idea that she and Kirisu Mafuyu were brought back by Shangguan Yun, one in each hand.

She thought the other person was taking advantage of her by carrying one on their back and the other on their arm.

Kirisu Mafuyu remained expressionless, her tone calm and even: "Shizuka, I'm moving to a different city."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was startled by her best friend's tone and quickly reassured her, "It's not that serious, it's just a rent increase, I'll pay it for you!"

"Waaaaah! I'm so ashamed I can't face anyone anymore, I might as well just die..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes darted around as she comforted him, "Why don't you just marry him? You're not his teacher anyway, so it'll be a natural progression after he graduates, right?"

Are you the devil?

Kirisu Mafuyu looked at her best friend, who was comforting her like this, in disbelief.

She caused all of this, so why did she become the ultimate victim?

……

Shangguan Yun was naturally unaware that the two drunken female teachers in the apartment had put on a dramatic show this morning.

After school in the afternoon, I went alone to a coffee shop that my brother had mentioned.

It wasn't far from Shuchiin Academy; it was even on the route I took home.

Instead of choosing a crowded place, they chose a relatively quiet street with several bookstores nearby.

The coffee shop is called "Antiques," which I heard is taken from the name of a coffee shop they run in their own world.

Shangguan Yun pushed open the wooden door of the coffee shop, accompanied by the crisp "ding-a-ling" of the bell on the door.

"Welcome, may I ask what you would like to order...?"

Upon hearing the sound, Kirishima Touka was overjoyed and prepared to greet the coffee shop's first customer with great enthusiasm.

But when she saw Shangguan Yun smiling at her, Kirishima Touka's words of welcome suddenly caught in her throat, and she stood frozen in place.