Their commission was suspicious.
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"I want it! I want it! I want it!" The little evil god, who had been looking lazy, now had his eyes shining.
[Ding! You have a new request!]
[Another World Collectibles]: The little evil god wants a complete set of rare, limited-edition other world collectibles as his most precious and unique collection, and of course, he also wants a super-sized snack bag.
Reward: 100 Primogems + Little Evil God Kick (Skill)
Difficulty: Two stars
"Of course I can give it to you, but that's my favorite collection." Chen Luo suddenly looked heartbroken.
"How much? I'll buy it! I have 10 yen here!" The little evil god pulled out a wallet from somewhere and slammed 10 yen bills on the table.
"This should be your living expenses for buying groceries for the family, right?" Chen Luo vaguely remembered that the Little Evil God seemed to be in charge of purchasing ingredients for family cooking.
"If we lose this money, are we really okay?"
"..." The little evil god's body stiffened for a moment.
"I hope your family or friends aren't too short-tempered, otherwise they'd be very angry to see that a month's living expenses or even a long time's living expenses are all gone."
"!!!"
When the little evil god thought about himself, and even the possibility of being thrown into a meat grinder, he couldn't help but tremble.
Is it really possible for Yuri to do something like this?
"I...I don't want it anymore...No, damn it, I still want it so badly..."
“Guest, don’t be in such a hurry. How about this, I won’t take your money, but could you give me something else?” Chen Luo’s eyes gleamed with a special light.
"what?"
“A piece of your tail,” Chen Luo said.
"no!"
"Add another super-sized snack bag!"
"That won't work either, it will hurt a lot..."
"We have painless treatment methods here."
The cooking shop has an ingredient collection function that allows for painless processing.
"This……"
"Furthermore, if you come to this store in the future to buy drinks or food, we will not charge you any yen."
Anyway, Chen Luo never accepted any money.
"Deal!" Hearing such generous terms, the little evil god had no reason to refuse.
After all, when hasn't Yuri Ling, that devil, cut off my tail? Sometimes it's even cut off more than ten times a day.
One tail segment can be exchanged for a long time of free food and lodging, and it's painless too. This time I've made a profit!
By trading free bar items for a seemingly awesome-sounding evil god's tail, they made a profit this time!
Although I don't know what use the evil god's flesh is, I'm sure I made a profit.
At the same time and in the same place, different people all felt they had gained something.
"Then you wait here, I'll be right back." After saying that, Chen Luo left a large bag of snacks and a large bucket of cola on the counter before leaving through the bar door.
The reason for leaving something behind was that Chen Luo knew all too well how unreliable the Little Evil God was.
If you don't keep them hanging on for a bit, they're very likely to leave the tavern five seconds after Chen Luo leaves.
Don't expect the little evil god to have any sense of contractual obligation; that's impossible. This damn snake is as despicable as can be.
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Chapter 53 The Little Evil God and Mebius
After taking a complete set of limited-edition gashapon collectibles from the study, Chen Luo saw the Herrscher of Knowledge sitting in the lobby on the first floor as he went to the second-floor balcony.
"Xiao Shi, you're back from foraging?" Chen Luo raised his hand to greet the other person.
"Ah, I'm back," said the Herrscher of Knowledge, lounging lazily on the sofa.
"What's wrong with you? You look so listless?"
"I'm just stuffed. People in modern society may look glamorous on the surface, but they seem to be under a lot of pressure, so everyone has a lot of negative emotions, and they often end up stuffed." The Herald of Knowledge complained.
After consuming the Heart Demon Catalyst, the Lawbringer of Knowledge gained the power of the Heart Demon, enabling them to enhance themselves by consuming negative emotions and negative energy.
Therefore, in the past two days, the Lawbringer has often gone out to seek food at night, using the shared subconscious sea of everyone to enter the consciousness of each person with negative emotions and absorb those negative emotions.
This is not harmful to people; on the contrary, it makes people feel happy after the negative emotions disappear.
"That's why, in the new millennium, the inner demons that were always in a weak position and would never grow into peerless demons are thriving in modern society. Most people in ancient times had low levels of education and were influenced by the imperial court's policies, so they gradually became numb and resigned to their hard lives."
"Therefore, those inner demons find it difficult to extract a lot of negative emotions from ordinary people. They only gain something when wrongful convictions occur. So those inner demons mainly focus their energy on high-quality cultivators. However, doing so is risky, as they may be directly killed by their sect leader."
"But the modern world is different. Who in the modern world hasn't received nine years of compulsory education? And how many people in modern society don't have stress or negative emotions? When inner demons come to the modern world, it's like a gluttonous person going to a buffet."
Chen Luo had his own understanding of these things, and the book that explained the basics also had similar introductions.
In short, modern society is indeed a breeding ground for inner demons, and an excellent breeding ground for their development.
As a result, three powerful demons that were once rare even in the past century have appeared in the last 20 years.
Gee...
"Hmm?" Just as Chen Luo was about to hurry back to the tavern so as not to disturb the Herrscher of Knowledge's rest, he suddenly realized something.
"Xiao Shi, are you interested in meeting some old friends?" Chen Luo called out to the Herrscher of Knowledge sitting on the first floor.
"An old friend? The one you mentioned yesterday, Möbius?" The Herrscher of Knowledge looked up after hearing Chen Luo's words.
Because of his search for food, Shi Zhilu Zhe hasn't been to the tavern for the past two days.
“Yes, it’s Mebius. I just noticed she came to the tavern.” Chen Luo nodded.
"Of course I'll go." The Herrscher of Knowledge nodded, then stood up from the sofa, lightly jumped, and flew to Chen Luo's side. Finally, his figure overlapped with Chen Luo's and disappeared from the spot.
After consuming the Heart Demon's Guide, the secrecy of the Herrscher of Knowledge's presence within another person's body is greatly increased.
According to the Herrscher of Knowledge, even if she went to the Honkai world now, the Honkai consciousness would have a hard time recognizing her.
As Chen Luo pushed open the door, he saw four green figures.
Wendy, Little Evil God, Möbius, Klein.
Although the little evil god's hair is golden, its tail is green.
"I've brought the items." After entering the tavern, Chen Luo went straight to Little Evil God and took out a set of his father's collection from the small table next to him.
My dad has an enormous collection, so much so that it's outrageous, that losing this odd set of items probably won't be a problem.
"Wow, it really is a complete set of collectibles! Although it's a little different from the collectibles in our world, it's definitely authentic. I'm very satisfied with this." The little evil god came closer to examine the item and expressed his great satisfaction.
"I'm glad you're satisfied. Also, here's the snack pack I promised. Consider that bag of snacks from earlier a free gift. Remember to take these two large snack packs with you when you leave." Chen Luo bought two large snack packs directly from the food store and placed them on the stool.
Because there's no more room on the table.
Although I don't understand why, it seems that any food can be sold as an appetizer in a snack shop.
[Ding! Mission complete]
After Chen Luo gave everything he had promised, the mission was complete.
"Then the meat I want..." After hearing the notification sound, Chen Luo looked at the little evil god.
"If you can guarantee it's painless, then I'll take it." The little evil god nodded, then lay down on the ground like he was giving up.
"..." Chen Luo was at a loss for words when the little evil god did this.
Why are you lying on the ground?
Have we gotten used to being treated like snake meat on a chopping board?
Forget it...
"Here I come."
Chen Luo snapped his fingers lightly.
Without any warning, the little evil god's body instantly split in two, and its lower half, the snake tail, was severed in an instant. Moreover, the snake tail was still wriggling as it was severed, making it look extremely bloody and grotesque.
"Can you hurry up and do it?" the little evil god urged, his eyes still closed.
"It's a success."
"Huh?" The little evil god was stunned and then opened his eyes. His lower body was indeed gone, but the little evil god was not panicked at all. After all, this kind of thing had happened hundreds of times before.
Meanwhile, after losing most of its lower body and snake tail, the little evil god's body gradually recovered and slowly grew back its original snake tail.
Upon seeing this, Mebius, who had only come to retrieve his belongings, suddenly had his eyes light up.
"Rapid healing?"
"What do you know? This is called super-fast regeneration. I'm not bragging, but even if I were thrown into a meat grinder, I could be resurrected in no time." Seeing the ignorant Mebius, the little evil god gave him the middle finger.
"That's amazing?"
"Nonsense, this evil god is a supreme demon with a high status in the demon realm." The little evil god proudly raised his head.
Meanwhile, Chen Luo forcibly held down the snake's tail, which kept twitching.
Strangely, the snake's tail did not bleed, as if the flow of blood had been perfectly cut off when it was severed.
【Tail of the Evil God】(Four-Star Material - Fake): The tail of the highest-ranking demon in the demon world, used to make roasted meat or snake soup, which is extremely delicious.
Price: 10 raw stones/jin
"..."
Wait, how much?
10 raw gems?
Damn it, even my cheapest amulet has 10 consciousness points, but you're an evil god, and this is a four-star material.
Then Chen Luo saw a note.
(Note: When this material is outside the Demon Realm, it is just ordinary snake meat. When it is in the Demon Realm of this world, it will immediately be upgraded to a true four-star material. Eating it will quickly strengthen the body, gain power, and enhance magic power, but there is a possibility of demonization.)
"..."
Trash Little Evil God!
Chapter 54 [Little Evil God's Flying Kick]
【Little Evil God Flying Kick】(Skill): This is supposed to be the ultimate flying kick technique personally passed down by the Queen of the Underworld. It can be mastered in 80 years and would be enough to sink Tokyo with one kick. However, because the Little Evil God is too useless, he has not mastered it in a thousand years and has even distorted it.
This skill deals moderate damage to normal life or buildings and is a generally powerful kicking technique.
However, when the target is an angel or a celestial being, it immediately transforms into a rule-based kicking technique, dealing massive damage to the angel or celestial being and causing a period of magic-suppressing effect, rendering the opponent powerless.
"..." After seeing the skill granted by this two-star commission, Chen Luo fell silent.
While you might say this thing is powerful, the damage it inflicts on ordinary life forms or buildings is only average.
But while you might say this thing is weak, it can inflict massive damage on angels or celestial beings, and can even kick an angel into an ordinary human.
This little evil god is truly outrageous.
Indeed, discussing combat power in a comedy anime is a very unwise move.
The problem is, where is Chen Luo going to find celestial creatures?
"Hey, Alo, why don't you hurry up and check on Mebius? She's buying snake meat from the little evil god! If you don't stop her, what if she gets the snake meat and causes the timeline to collapse? Who knows what Mebius will do with that evil god's flesh!"
Just as Chen Luo was lost in thought, the Herald of Knowledge in his mind was urging him on.
"Don't worry, they won't succeed in the deal," Chen Luo said calmly.
"Can I buy your meat with those gashapon toys or something? I'll definitely bring it to you tomorrow." Although Mebius didn't know anything about gashapon toys, Klein next to him knew a little bit about them.
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