Their commission was suspicious.
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It was a minute later that Chen Luo found out what had happened.
Haruhi Suzumiya got lost all the way from the Hundred Herbs Garden to the Three Flavors Book...
No, did they get lost directly from the Yalilo VI to the Yaoqing Immortal Ship?
"???"
Chen Luo knew that the Yaoqing Immortal Ship was the most ferocious immortal ship that followed the Star God around everywhere, killing people.
But the question is, how did Haruhi Suzumiya manage to do that?
However, that's not the focus right now.
Seeing Haruhi Suzumiya's curious gaze, Chen Luo forced himself to remain calm.
If Haruhi Suzumiya were to find out that she was actually special, then... the world would be in chaos.
"Ahem, that's common sense, my foolish cousin."
Chapter 1524 Chen Luo: Haruhi Suzumiya is my cousin, my dearest friend and family!
For the sake of world peace, Chen Luo had no choice but to lie.
Haruhi Suzumiya is an incredible girl bound by common sense, but common sense is also the only thing that binds her.
Judging from the fact that the water gun that Haruhi Suzumiya was holding, which was only a bit large in capacity and had no other special features, became a shotgun that could spray an elephant with one shot after passing through her hands, it seems that it would be better to try to restrain Haruhi Suzumiya.
"What kind of common sense is this? Do people in this world often get lost and end up in another world?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked, puzzled.
"No, this is common knowledge for people from another world living in another world. Although people from another world and people from this world have the same physical structure, their living environments are different."
"It's like if you went to the moon, you could jump several meters high."
"So it's perfectly reasonable for you to get lost in another world and end up on another planet. That's called 'culture shock'," Chen Luo said, spouting nonsense with a straight face.
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"I see. That's amazing! Speaking of which, I even made a friend in that other world," Haruhi Suzumiya said.
This other world is so interesting!
Lost in the maze, yet somehow managed to travel across planets?
"Friends? What friends?" Chen Luo couldn't help but look at the four members behind Haruhi Suzumiya.
The longer you spend with Haruhi Suzumiya, the more you should understand one thing: never believe Haruhi Suzumiya's lies.
Haruhi Suzumiya can even turn black into white, her absurdity is comparable to that of a kindergarten child.
When dealing with kindergarten children, never try to lead them into asking any questions, otherwise...
The teacher called me a dog: The teacher and I made a promise → that I should eat well at lunchtime, and that breaking the promise would make me a dog → I broke the promise → I am a dog → The teacher called me a dog.
That's outrageous.
Similarly, children are more adept at lying.
Faced with Chen Luo's questioning gaze, Ah Xu and the others couldn't help but turn their heads away, unable to meet Chen Luo's eyes.
Chen Luo and his group are not to be trifled with, nor are Suzumiya Haruhi and her group.
If I can't afford to offend them, can't I at least avoid them?
"Now let's discuss how many details you've overlooked regarding making friends." Chen Luo's God-Slaying Whip was already in place and ready to strike.
"Oh, I really made a friend, but the other person seems a bit dull," Haruhi Suzumiya said.
"What? You dare to fool a fool?" Chen Luo was furious.
"No! I didn't lie to her! And she's not stupid, she's just a little slow-witted and seems easy to fool. She's kind-hearted but not very bright. If I didn't lie to her, wouldn't I be the one being fooled?" Haruhi Suzumiya said, though her argument was weak, she was very confident.
"Kind-hearted, but not very bright, and from the Azure Immortal Boat... Hmm, that sounds familiar." Chen Luo looked at the ceiling above him and began to think.
[What's there to think about? Wasn't there only one person mentioned in the story on the Azure Immortal Boat? That's—the good-for-nothing Li Dazhentou! Li Sushang!]
This plot was something Chen Luo had seen in the Book of Akasha in the main world.
"...You actually lied to that child? Doesn't your conscience hurt?!" Chen Luo said to Suzumiya Haruhi with a pained expression.
“I’m not lying. I said I’ve become friends with her, and I heard about my location from her. That person is really kind. But I didn’t even mention her name, so how can you be sure that the person I met was someone you might know?” Haruhi Suzumiya asked suspiciously.
"This is the choice of Steins;Gate," Chen Luo sighed.
Stand users... no, the chosen ones are attracted to each other; this is the mysterious theory of convergence!
Well, the main reason is that Chen Luo doesn't think the world's consciousness tricked Haruhi Suzumiya into going to another planet just so that Chen Luo would have to kill more brain cells when thinking about how to fool Haruhi Suzumiya.
The concept of world consciousness must have profound meaning! Otherwise, could it just be for fun?
Furthermore, since Li Sushang does indeed meet the criteria, there is no problem in directly concluding that she meets the criteria.
"If I'm not mistaken, your new friend's name is Li Sushang, right?" Chen Luo asked calmly.
Wow, cousin, you really know him!
"No, I don't know her. I don't know Li Sushang from your world, but there's another Li Sushang in the bar, just like two Natashas. You can just think of it as a parallel world."
Li Sushang has been on a mission lately, a mission given to her by Otto—to work with Durandal to solve the problem of the second Divine Key, so Li Sushang hasn't been to the bar much recently.
Therefore, it's reasonable that Haruhi Suzumiya, who had only been at the bar for a short time, didn't know Li Sushang.
"If you see that friend of yours again, you can invite her into the bar for a bit. Also, don't you dare bully her. If I find out you've bullied her, you can forget about going to that other world!"
Chen Luo enjoys dealing with important main characters or supporting characters because these people usually run into bank fraud cases when they go to withdraw money; they are genuine jinxes.
Chen Luo likes the "misfortune star" because he can get commissions from him.
"Am I your cousin or is she your cousin?" Haruhi Suzumiya crossed her arms, looking quite annoyed.
"Of course you're my cousin, that's why I know just how much trouble you can cause. And because I'm in a state of knowing her and not knowing her, I can't control her, I can only control you."
"...Fine, fortunes change, don't underestimate a young girl's potential! You just wait and see!" Haruhi Suzumiya said to Chen Luo.
"Fine, I'll wait, but before you slap me in the face, can I ask you where the Star Core is? Didn't you go looking for the Star Core?" Chen Luo didn't care about Suzumiya Haruhi's threat.
"Uh, I'm lost, aren't I?" Haruhi Suzumiya scratched her head.
"So you got lost before you even found the star core?!"
Chen Luoji even went so far as to kindly assign Haruhi Suzumiya several coordinates that pointed to the location of the star core—coordinates that were instantly recognizable as signposts.
How could you get lost like this?
"I'll go find the star core right now." Haruhi Suzumiya regained her enthusiasm.
"Never mind, it's not a big deal. You've had a long day, your friends should go home for dinner. Or how about we grab a bite at the bar?"
If I can't find it, I can always look for it again tomorrow.
"But……"
"There are no 'buts'. I'll take you home," Chen Luo said firmly.
"But I still want to keep going on adventures. I'm not tired."
“But they’re tired.” Chen Luo immediately activated a forced magic spell—grabbing Haruhi Suzumiya by the back of her collar, he kicked open the bar door.
The bar's door is magical; it can be opened from both the inside and outside, so anyone, whether inside or outside, can kick it open.
"At worst, after we find the star core tomorrow, I'll take you to explore another world full of monsters and gods the day after," Chen Luo said.
"It's a deal." Although Haruhi Suzumiya was very reluctant to give up her grand treasure hunt plan, which had collapsed halfway through, she still had to obey under the tyrannical power of the God-Slaying Whip.
The other four breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Haruhi Suzumiya being dragged back.
After all, exploring another world is not easy in itself, let alone getting lost and ending up on another planet.
The way the four men were looking at Chen Luo now was as if they were looking at a savior.
Chen Luo breathed a sigh of relief after watching Haruhi Suzumiya return home and seeing her four underlings all head towards his house, and after confirming through the Book of Akasha that Haruhi Suzumiya hadn't shaken him at all.
"Indeed, entrusting the God-Slaying Whip to you was the right thing to do," the world consciousness suddenly spoke.
“I think so too. Your younger sister is really too difficult to manage.” Chen Luo nodded seriously.
"Otherwise, why would I give you the God Whip? Speaking of which, you should have completed your first mission by now, right?"
"Two hours to go," Chen Luo said after glancing at the time.
"Then consider it done."
[Ding! Mission complete]
"You can do that?"
"Take on the second task."
[Ding! You have a new request!]
This request is almost identical to the first one; both require Chen Luo to take care of Haruhi Suzumiya.
"So how many of these missions are you planning to have me take on?" Chen Luo asked curiously.
"Not necessarily, there could be many episodes. It's definitely more reassuring to let her go to other worlds and wreak havoc on other people."
“…Oh, right, don’t hang up yet, I want to ask you something about the World Tree,” Chen Luo said quickly.
This is a rare opportunity to engage with global consciousness.
Little Zero... that is, the world consciousness of the pitch-black bullet world, wasn't unwilling to tell Chen Luo about the World Tree, but it really didn't know.
Little Zero is willing to tell you everything, but it knows nothing.
After all, its world does not have a World Tree, and a World Tree is not an essential element of any world.
It depends on the worldview of the current cycle of reincarnation.
"..."
"You didn't leave, did you?" Chen Luo asked tentatively.
"As a key subject of observation, I'll be aware of your movements since you came into this world, so you don't need to worry about me not hearing you. However, that doesn't mean I'll necessarily answer you."
"Could you answer the question about what the World Tree needs to grow? I have a friend who has... well, I have a World Tree sapling, but I don't know what it can eat or what it can't eat," Chen Luo said.
Chen Luo did not feel uncomfortable with the attitude of the world consciousness; on the contrary, he thought it was quite good.
I'll do that myself next time!
"You can ask me about the World Tree, because I actually raised one, but I have one request."
"any request?"
"Make me a puppet using a branch of the World Tree, and give me back the God-Slaying Whip for now. I want to go and beat up Haruhi Suzumiya myself."
"...Haruhi Suzumiya is my cousin, she's my dearest friend and family!"
"so?"
"You need to pay more!"
Chapter 1525 The Battle of the Abyss Passage (Abyss Encyclopedia)
"Oh, I see. You can eat anything?"
"During its growth period, it can eat almost anything, as long as it triggers a signal from the World Tree; there are no dietary restrictions. However, during its fruiting period, a distinction needs to be made."
"I've looked at your World Tree Seed; it's of very high quality. The fruit it bears can even directly nurture resource-type planets. Therefore, during the fruiting period, you need to feed it items of the corresponding nature, depending on the type of resource-type planet you want. This will greatly increase the variety of fruits produced."
"Of course, you can choose to eat the fruit yourself after it ripens, but most people don't have that kind of oral intake; eating it would cause an explosion."
"How can I tell what kind of food I should feed to produce the corresponding kind of fruit?"
"Experience. Someone has made a book based on this experience, but it's very expensive. If you're willing to make a doll for me, I can buy it and give it to you."
"...Damn it, I suddenly feel like someone ripped me off for a hundred million!" Chen Luo thought of Xiao Ling.
However, Xiao Ling will give him some local specialties that are quite valuable, so Chen Luo won't lose out.
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