Their commission was suspicious.
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The answer is: Why are there so many whys?
Then he hung up the phone.
Perhaps there's some way for world consciousness to communicate? Or maybe world consciousness is truly omniscient; if it doesn't tell you, what can you do? Perhaps world consciousnesses have their own group chat.
"Forget it, if I don't know, I don't know. Anyway, it won't affect my raw stone income."
Because most of the time, the world consciousness does not appear in front of Chen Luo.
Just like the consciousness of the Honkai world, even though Chen Luo had been wandering in the Honkai world for so long, the Honkai world's consciousness had never actively appeared in front of him.
The world consciousness of Haruhi Suzumiya's world even communicates with Chen Luo through the bar when something happens.
"Forget it, let's think about Haruhi Suzumiya's problem first. After all, Haruhi Suzumiya has given us a lot."
……
"I heard you're planning to make my bar your new base for the SOS Brigade?" Chen Luo asked, looking at Haruhi Suzumiya while carrying the God-Slaying Whip.
In a sense, Haruhi Suzumiya is even more difficult to deal with than the world consciousness.
Because she gives more than the world consciousness, but she has a considerable sense of self.
On one hand, Chen Luo coveted his raw stone; on the other hand, Chen Luo was rather averse to trouble.
Haruhi Suzumiya can be considered a problem child in another sense, and a world-class one at that.
Fortunately, Chen Luo now has the God-Slaying Whip.
"No, how could that be?" After glancing at the God-Slaying Whip, Haruhi Suzumiya swallowed back the words she was about to say.
That stick looks like it would hurt if you hit someone with it.
"Oh, really?" Seeing Haruhi Suzumiya's very accommodating attitude, Chen Luo breathed a sigh of relief and then put away the God-Slaying Whip.
"Very good, from today onwards this bar will be the SOS Brigade's second branch, and I hereby declare the second floor under my requisition!"
After the God-Slaying Whip disappeared, Haruhi Suzumiya instantly became lively.
Seeing this, Chen Luo silently took out the God-Slaying Whip again.
"It was just a joke, cousin, can you not be so easily offended by jokes?" Haruhi Suzumiya instantly became obedient.
"...I didn't realize you had two faces."
Chen Luo realized that if he didn't hold the God-Slaying Whip for even a second, Haruhi Suzumiya would dare to climb on the roof and tear off the tiles.
Driven by both her nature and fear, Haruhi Suzumiya masterfully demonstrated her ability to change her expression at an incredibly fast pace.
“Haruhi, I’m warning you, everyone in this bar is my customer. You can be friends with them, but you’d better be polite.”
"Ok!"
Chen Luo put away the God-Slaying Whip
"Old Deng, you... cough cough, I mean I understand." The moment Haruhi Suzumiya raised her hands in surrender, the God-Slaying Whip was only 0.1 centimeters away from Haruhi Suzumiya's head.
"You're quick to speak. If you want to test your reaction speed, feel free to climb on the roof and tear off the tiles. Let's see if you surrender faster or if I'll knock your head off next time," Chen Luo said after putting away the God-Slaying Whip.
No wonder the world consciousness had to give Chen Luo the God-Slaying Whip through a mission before making him the supervisor of Haruhi Suzumiya. Without the God-Slaying Whip, Chen Luo really couldn't deal with Haruhi Suzumiya.
After all, given that Haruhi Suzumiya forgets the pain as quickly as others, Chen Luo really couldn't control her without a "handle" in his hands.
Even with the God-Slaying Whip, Haruhi Suzumiya would occasionally climb onto the roof and tear down the tiles. Without the God-Slaying Whip, Chen Luo suspected that Haruhi Suzumiya could demolish her own bar in three days, provided that she could actually do it.
"……hateful."
Haruhi Suzumiya felt that something was off, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it. The main thing was that the God-Slaying Whip looked like it really hurt when it hit someone.
"Great news! Great news! Finally, someone can keep Haruhi Suzumiya in check!" Kyon, who was with Haruhi Suzumiya, almost jumped up.
Haruhi Suzumiya has a very eccentric personality, and Kyon is the one who suffers because of it.
Now finally there's someone who can manage Haruhi Suzumiya.
"Chen Luo, what's that thing in your hand? I mean, what was it just now?" Just as Chen Luo was trying to correct Haruhi Suzumiya's carefree and self-centered nature, Xiao Jiu walked over and asked with a serious expression.
"You mean this?" Chen Luo took out the God-Slaying Whip again.
Upon seeing the God-Slaying Whip appear, Haruhi Suzumiya hid behind Asahina. Nagato Yuki was no good; Nagato Yuki was too young, in every sense of the word.
"!!!" Xiao Jiu subconsciously took a step back.
Xiao Jiu hadn't seen it clearly because she was quite far away, but when she saw the weapon up close and felt the special fluctuations emanating from it, she regretted letting Chen Luo take it out.
Because of his subconscious retreat, Chen Luo could probably tell that he was afraid of this thing.
"This thing is actually the God-Slaying Whip, at least that's what the world consciousness says. As the name suggests, it's used to attack gods and other special beings with unique advantages. After being modified, it seems it can even hit immortals, though the effect is relatively weak. Do you want to try it? Don't worry, in a bar, even if it works, it won't smash your skull," Chen Luo said, brandishing the God-Slaying Whip.
There is actually a significant difference between gods and immortals. One becomes a god through faith, while the other becomes an immortal through cultivation. However, the Heavenly Emperor, being a cultivator himself, accepted the world's bestowal of godhood and possesses his own divine position—the Heavenly Emperor.
This has little to do with how the Heavenly Emperor became such a powerful cultivator. Basically, anyone who can enter the Immortal Realm's meeting room will be subject to the restrictions of the God-Slaying Whip.
Xiao Jiu must have received a divine reward a long, long time ago.
In fact, even Chen Luo's River God ability didn't particularly like the God-Slaying Whip. Although the River God ability couldn't speak, Chen Luo could sense it.
"Isn't this something from the Investiture of the Gods? Why is it appearing in reality?" Xiao Jiu was greatly shocked.
"Speaking of the Investiture of the Gods, you must have read it on the internet, right? So what was the actual situation of the transition between the Shang and Zhou dynasties?" Chen Luo asked with some curiosity.
While you can ask about the Book of Akasha, you can't get the Book of Aphasia for free.
And wasn't there a party involved at the scene?
"Well... I wasn't involved, how would I know? I'm from the Abyss Plane." Xiao Jiu was about to answer, but then suddenly remembered her own setting.
"..." Are you still thinking about your persona as a powerful figure in a subordinate dimension of the Abyss Plane?
"Never mind. If you don't know, then so be it. Anyway, this thing seems to be able to be used to hit you. Can I sense that you are also a god in your plane?" Chen Luo asked.
"of course."
Although Xiao Jiu was reluctant to admit it, Chen Luo had already seen through it, so how could she possibly deny it?
"Damn it, you've gotten another good thing. You'd better put this away quickly, it gives me a bad feeling," Xiao Jiu said with some disgust.
"So you're not an NPC after all. I thought you were just some kind of puppet who only knew how to say things like, 'What's beyond this world? Tell me in detail.'" After Chen Luo put away the God-Slaying Whip, Haruhi Suzumiya became interested in Kyuu.
In a realistic sense, the first bar member that Haruhi Suzumiya met was not Chen Luo, the manager, but Xiao Jiu. However, Xiao Jiu kept repeating a sentence, which made Haruhi Suzumiya mistakenly think that he was an NPC.
"Who's an NPC? I just have something to do..."
Beyond this world lies the Dimensional Sea, and within the Dimensional Sea lies…
Xiao Jiu was about to criticize Haruhi Suzumiya for her "ignorance," but when she heard the voice from the magical conch shell, she was overjoyed.
Great, this broken conch shell has finally provided an answer, even though I didn't ask the question myself...
But no matter what, the magical conch shell will eventually reveal the answer. Xiao Jiu will write it down and then exchange it for gold coins with Yvette.
Watching Kyuu run to the side and put her ear to the magical conch shell, Haruhi Suzumiya tilted her head, somewhat puzzled.
What happened?
"By the way, cousin, you promised me you'd take me to another world. When are we going?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked Chen Luo.
"You want to go to another world, right?" Chen Luo said.
"Uh-huh."
"I'll take you there once you help me ask the magic conch shell a question and get the answer."
"what?"
Actually, Chen Luo originally planned to take Haruhi Suzumiya with him right now, but suddenly he seemed to understand a new way to use Haruhi Suzumiya.
Since Chen Luo has allowed the world consciousness of Haruhi Suzumiya to use her as a tool, then Chen Luo won't hold back.
While Haruhi Suzumiya may not be able to guarantee that the magical conch shell will answer all questions, it seems to increase the probability.
In other words... Haruhi Suzumiya is really lucky.
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Chapter 1446 Mikoto Chiyo: I can never repay your life-saving grace...
"Chen Luo, you...you still have the nerve to sleep? You bullied me, a mere child, yesterday! Trying to trick me, trying to ambush me!"
"I went to work with high hopes yesterday, and the moment I left you gave me a neck-twisting attack. Do you have any conscience?"
Do you know how I spent yesterday?
"You know what? Ever since I met you, I feel like every day is passing incredibly slowly, like an eternity..."
A new day begins with the clamor of consciousness from the abyss passage.
Chen Luosheng sat up in bed with a sense of despair, but he wasn't surprised.
Since Chen Luo twisted the neck of the consciousness as soon as it left the Abyss Passage yesterday, he knew that the consciousness of the Abyss Passage would come to scold him again this morning.
For this reason, Chen Luo didn't even allow the user-friendly plugin to set an alarm.
I was sleeping soundly until I was naturally woken up by a scolding.
Chen Luo wasn't angry because the vocabulary of the Abyss Passage consciousness didn't contain any particularly vulgar words.
At most, he'd just call him a bastard, but that wouldn't hurt Chen Luo much.
Previously, Chen Luo had to wake others up every day, but now he can be woken up at home by others, and it's even the consciousness of the Abyss Passage. Isn't this VIP treatment?
However, it's a bit unfair of him to keep cursing even after Chen Luo has woken up.
After yawning, Chen Luo took out the God-Slaying Whip from his backpack.
!!!
"What is this thing? It looks a little... scary."
The abyss passage's consciousness mumbled, confirming Chen Luo's conjecture that the God-Slaying Whip could even strike the AI of the world's subordinate departments.
Strictly speaking, besides its own effect, the additional effect of this God-Slaying Whip was originally created by the world consciousness to make people discipline their unruly and mischievous younger sister, so it is normal for it to be effective against the world consciousness.
However, it's highly unlikely that the World Consciousness would give someone else a tool that can be used to deal with the World Consciousness. So, after being weakened, it can be used to deal with the World Consciousness that has some special characteristics but is not completely special—specifically, Haruhi Suzumiya.
Even though Haruhi Suzumiya has temporarily become an ordinary person during her vacation, she still possesses many unique characteristics. Since the God-Slaying Whip could frighten Haruhi Suzumiya, it should have no problem using it to frighten the Abyss Passage Consciousness, a "child" who is not even as old as Chen Luo.
Of course, it was just a scare tactic.
After all, Haruhi Suzumiya is the world consciousness's own sister, so they definitely can't kill her.
The God-Slaying Whip can indeed be used to strike gods, but Chen Luo couldn't even touch the world's consciousness while holding it.
"Tch, so it's just a fox borrowing the tiger's power? It's no threat to me whatsoever."
The consciousness of the abyss passage didn't need Chen Luo's explanation; it only took a short time for them to understand the use of the God-Slaying Whip.
"Heh." Chen Luo raised the God-Slaying Whip.
!!!
The consciousness of the abyss passage immediately shut its mouth.
『......』
Conditioned reflex.
Just like how Chen Luo, no matter how strong, would be afraid when he saw his mother's expressionless face.
Chen Luo used to think that his cold-faced mother could destroy the world... Chen Luo still thinks so now, because it really is terrifying.
So even if Chen Luo knew that his mother couldn't destroy the world, he would immediately shut up.
It's just like the conditioned reflex that makes a feline unable to struggle when pinched on the back of its neck.
"Okay, I accidentally twisted your neck yesterday. I'm really sorry. I called your name because I missed you so much after you left. I didn't expect it to trigger a skill. I'm sorry."
Chen Luo spoke against his conscience without changing his expression, and put his hands together in prayer.
"real?"
"Really. Not being in the Abyss Passage and unable to talk to you every day, I'm so lonely." Chen Luo revealed a hint of melancholy at just the right moment.
"Ha, I don't believe it."
"I offered my heart to the bright moon, but alas, the bright moon..."
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