Their commission was suspicious.
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"Don't say that, brother. Don't you think that among the remaining eight slutty and cheap women, Ms. Tomie is actually the most beautiful?"
"Get lost! Stay away from me!"
"Bishop Otto! My Bishop Otto! Brothers, let's vote for Bishop Otto together! Don't you think it's really awesome to have Bishop Otto in charge of issuing commissions to us?"
"To be fair, Bishop Otto was a good man, but I think the dead Bishop Otto was the best."
"Don't you guys really think the Herrscher of a Thousand is amazing? Wearing an eyepatch and having ball joints, doesn't it give off a certain... you know?"
"...Where's the boss? There's a pervert here, drag him out and execute him!"
If so much chaos has occurred in just one bar, it's hard to imagine how many people outside the bar are arguing about this seemingly absurd option.
"Cousin, are you really serious? To be honest, I feel like none of these nine doll options are very good..." Su Yuan said quite seriously.
And they tried to persuade Chen Luo to choose another option.
These nine options... well, they're all incredibly difficult to describe.
If there's one character who's even slightly better, it's probably Bishop Otto, who's in the first row and first column.
But as someone said, the dead Bishop Otto was the best Bishop Otto.
Besides, this is supposed to be the mascot of the Adventurers' Guild, so why did you bring a man here?
It would be better to get Lady Green Lily instead.
Well, of course, that's not the main reason. The main reason is, who would want to take on the task assigned by Bishop Otto?
Although I know this Bishop Otto is definitely not the real Bishop Otto, it is still a bit unsettling to see Bishop Otto issuing commissions to people.
After all, dear Bishop Otto is a notorious figure who makes you feel like you've been sold out and you're still counting the money for him.
"Why don't you take a closer look? Watching these nine parties frantically campaigning for votes is quite an experience." Chen Luo sat quietly at the table, watching this farce jointly organized by the Abyss Passage and himself.
"Qiubi, you got the fewest votes." Chen Luo said while stroking Qiubi in his arms.
“I don’t understand why.” Kyubey shook his head.
"I guess it's because everyone assumes that team battles can be lost, but Kyubey must die?" Yunxia said, sharpening her knife and fork while watching Kyubey with interest.
Yunxia's movements as she tore at the steak with her knife and fork were more like slashing at Kewpie's body.
"Speaking of which, we might know a little about these nine candidates, but what about the Abyss Plane? Those people in the Abyss Plane probably wouldn't recognize these characters, right?" Liu Huaixi asked疑惑地问道.
Although Liu Huaixi knew that Chen Luo was now the puppet maker for the Adventurers' Guild, she didn't believe that the vote would only be shown to talented people from the Spirit Realm.
In fact, even NPCs can participate in these polls.
Treat equally.
The next question is, how do we choose the Abyss Plane with the largest number of outsiders in the Abyss Passage?
“You don’t need to worry about that. Although it sounds embarrassing, those anime and games can be considered cultural exports from the spiritual energy plane, even though the spiritual energy plane itself doesn’t want to export them,” Yun Lian’er said.
"As you know, many things in the Abyss Plane are related to anime and games; to put it simply, they're Frankenstein's monsters. Well, that's why, after learning about this situation, the Abyss Plane had some games and anime smuggled over there. Although from a macro perspective, it's better not to forward these things to them, they just give so much, and even if the official channels don't give it, the talented individuals will trade it privately."
In fact, in addition to drawing inspiration from the spiritual plane, the Abyss Passage also drew some inspiration from the Abyss plane.
Bad news: A Frankenstein's monster...
Good news: It's all stitched up!
"Honestly, I think even if you made a faceless doll, it would be more popular than bringing out these nine demons and monsters."
It was because of those options that Su Yuan was able to actually come into contact with a few of them, which is why Su Yuan knew just how outrageous those options were.
Su Yuan even suspected that if Kyubey took the top spot, Chen Luo would simply bring over 100 Kyubeys from the world of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and hand them in as a mission!
Chen Luozhen can really do that.
And it is indeed possible to do that.
Not only is it convenient for Chen Luo, but it's also convenient for the Abyss Passage. Plus, there are plenty of Cupids, so even if you break them, you won't feel bad...
The same applies to the gray snake and Otto.
"What's the panic? Didn't you see that even the Abyss Passage wasn't panicked?" Chen Luo calmly waved his hand.
Anyway, it's the Abyss Passage that's being criticized, not Chen Luo, so why is Chen Luo panicking?
It's like when a game is poorly made, everyone criticizes the game designers, but does anyone criticize the programmers?
If a game has a bug, you might even have to thank the programmers for creating it, because you can get compensation that way.
60 gold coins, nothing happened.
"Hey bro, have you voted yet?" Suddenly, someone barged into Chen Luo and his group's silent barrier, looking quite enthusiastic.
"No, what's wrong?" Chen Luo stopped Yun Xia, who was about to get up and have a proper talk with this impolite guy who had suddenly barged into someone else's silent barrier, and asked.
"Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if it would be possible to vote for Cupid? I can pay for it," the man, who looked to be a college student, said apologetically.
In a tavern, setting up a silent barrier is usually a way of telling others that there is something important to discuss there, so breaking into a silent barrier is considered quite impolite. However, the man felt that it was all worth it.
"Huh? What kind of weird quirk is this? How could anyone like Cupid?" Yunxia exclaimed in shock.
As the most vehemently anti-Chubi person in the bar, Yun Xia found it hard to believe that anyone would vote for Chubi.
As a magical girl, isn't it normal for her to hate Kyubey?
This needs absolutely no reason!
"You might not believe it, but I don't actually like Kyubey. After all, everyone knows what Kyubey is like. I'm just curious if I could find a way to trick someone into bringing one home after Kyubey becomes the Adventurers' Guild's mascot." The man said, even more embarrassed.
"Trick them into coming home as your wife?"
"Trick me into coming home and making me into braised pork!" The man looked at Yun Xia with some fear.
Are all gifted people this abnormal these days?
The man thought he was already weird enough, but he never expected that someone was even weirder than him!
"But have you ever considered that Kyubey, the mascot of the Adventurers' Guild, might be an unattackable character?"
"That's alright, at worst it'll just be a few hundred spirit stones deducted, no big deal!" The man waved his hand dismissively.
"Since that's the case, would you be interested in trying some Kewpie meat right now?" Chen Luo suddenly became interested.
Interested in the commission.
Otherwise, why didn't Chen Luo immediately send him away? Of course, it's because he saw the commission.
"Seriously, bro? You can get your hands on Kewpie meat?"
"Look." Chen Luo pulled Qiu Bi out of his shadow again.
"Holy crap, Cupid!"
Fortunately, Chen Luo had set up a silencing barrier, and since this guy had broken into the barrier, it also contained him; otherwise, everyone in the bar would have heard his surprised exclamation.
"This is a pet I acquired at great expense, one that can be customized. My original request was for a Kyubey, which means this Kyubey is the Kyubey the Abyss Passage understands. Its meat tastes like the most authentic Kyubey meat. Although the Abyss Passage has never seen a real Kyubey, won't you try some?" Chen Luo tugged at the back of Kyubey's neck, making it move slightly to prove it was alive...
A minute later, the man excitedly carried away a corpse of Kyubey. Kyubey, who had once again emerged from Chen Luo's shadow, looked at the man carrying his body away in bewilderment.
"Why would he spend 100 low-grade spirit stones to buy my corpse? The resources required to replicate a body are less than 1/10 of a low-grade spirit stone."
Chen Luo didn't need much energy to help Qiu Bi rebuild his body, so there's no need to feel sorry for Qiu Bi at all.
"Is it because of the added value of culture? Cupid, you have to understand that as a well-known figure, you have to be prepared for your value to skyrocket because of the public's love for you."
People are so eager to devour his flesh that they wish they could eat it raw—that's how people express their love for Kewpie.
A mere 100 low-grade spirit stones are enough to feed a real Qubi. That's such a great deal!
If you could get a Kewpie meat for 100 yuan, would you eat it or not?
Once this opportunity is gone, it's gone forever!
"Suddenly I feel... Kyubey, what do you think about bringing your entire self from another world into this one, and having your body work for your own world?"
"Yes, but I don't recommend it." Kyubey shook his head.
"Because gold coins are of no use to me."
Even considering the ring behind him, Qiu Bi couldn't believe Chen Luo would give him the spirit stone.
It's definitely gold coins, otherwise how much foreign exchange would Kyubey have made off the spiritual plane through the abyss passage?
"The little one is quite clever. Let's go see how Mengmeng and Yueyue are getting along."
People's obsessions are deepest when they are about to die, so the succubus named Yueyue generously offered a four-star request: she wanted to see her own kind and then hand over her treasured secrets to them.
When Chen Luo and his group left the tavern and arrived at a gloomy and terrifying ancient castle, they pushed open the door and entered.
Since it is called Dimensional City, in addition to the characters having two-dimensional characteristics, the buildings inside can also be said to perfectly restore the style of two-dimensional world.
Character traits can change as exploration progress decreases, but buildings are fixed from the beginning, so the buildings in Dimensional City truly each have their own unique style.
Next to it is a sunny two-story flat, and just one more step away you can see a gloomy and terrifying ancient castle.
"I don't quite understand why we would choose such a gloomy and terrifying castle instead of staying in one of the many beautiful buildings in Dimensional City?" Yun Xia, who was visiting for the first time, looked at the castle in front of her, which exuded an eerie aura, with a look of disgust.
The reason this castle is considered eerie and terrifying is not only because of its atmosphere, but also because crows often land on the withered trees.
After the eerie wind blew by, it started creaking and groaning again, and the way the branches trembled looked exactly like the tentacles of some terrifying creature.
"Perhaps it's because there's a basement beneath this castle?" Yun Lian'er said.
"basement?"
"Yes, a basement used to imprison prisoners."
In Dimensional City, houses and buildings generally have no sovereignty. Everyone can claim a house without spending a penny, but similarly, the house has no protection or official certification, and others can enter freely.
It can be described as a first-come, first-served deal.
It was precisely because the castle was so eerie and terrifying that few people were interested in it that the succubus was able to lock herself in the basement, and no one had ever broken in.
Otherwise, if a succubus who imprisoned herself in a basement with chains because her desires had reached their peak were discovered... this book would be banned.
Generally speaking, these safe houses are allocated by the powerful forces or countries that control the city, but this can easily lead to situations where no one is willing to submit to anyone else.
Therefore, Chen Luo also suggested to the Abyss Passage that a house claiming tool be created, which would allow people to claim a house even if it does not have an owner, and install basic protective measures.
What happens to the house if the instance is completely explored and disappears?
Why don't you go find someone who explores this area? What are you looking for the abyss passage for?
The more uses a gold coin has, the higher its value!
Without adding more ways to recycle gold coins, the Abyss Passage will inevitably experience inflation sooner or later.
When Chen Luo and his companions explored the hidden basement, they witnessed an extremely bizarre scene.
The basement prison consisted of standard-type cells with iron bars on the doors.
Meanwhile, the head of a strange succubus with a perfect figure and a lovely face is stuck in a fence, unable to move forward or backward, while another succubus that everyone is familiar with is standing behind her, trying to find a way to rescue her.
[A foolish succubus who, overjoyed to see her sisters, lunged at them and got her head stuck between two railings.]
"Can't move?" Chen Luo raised an eyebrow, looking at the succubus's ashamed and indignant expression when she saw someone arrive.
Chen Luo was discovered by the succubus after he went inside, and she started licking his face indiscriminately.
So Chen Luo was so frightened that he ran out of the cell.
After understanding the other party's request (receiving the commission), Chen Luo directly picked up Sister Mengmeng from outside the prison using the bar door.
Then Chen Luo left.
"I didn't expect you two sisters to be so adept at this. You truly are succubi." Chen Luo gave a thumbs up.
"!!!"
Chapter 1137 Chen Luo: I am the art designer for the Abyss Passage. Planner, please kowtow to me!
[Ding! You have a new request!]
"Miss Succubus, you don't want your head to be stuck in this railing forever, do you?"
"You, you... what do you want to do to me? Mengmeng, stop him!"
"Don't worry, I don't plan to do anything with you. I just want to sign a contract with you."
"Slave contract?" The succubus named Yueyue's face instantly turned red with shame, as if she were fantasizing about something strange.
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