Their commission was suspicious.

"That's right, young lady, would you like to sign a contract with me and become a magical girl? You look like you have the makings of a magical girl, and you can make a wish when you become a magical girl." Kyubey, who was squatting on the table, immediately targeted Su Yuan, who was sitting closest to him, after he entered the bar and was allowed to move freely.

Kyubey has always preferred to abduct girls in the secondary sexual development stage, that is, girls between the ages of 10 and 17.

Because such girls have the richest emotions, the most despair is emitted after becoming witches, and the energy they reclaim is also excellent.

"Fulfilling a wish... Sorry, no interest. I don't seem to have any wishes I want to fulfill." Su Yuan thought for a moment and then shook her head.

Su Yuan feels that her life is quite happy now.

As for wishes... why not just ask your cousin?

This Cupid looks cute, but Su Yuan always felt that this guy was a bit strange.

Besides, Yunxia alone is enough for magical girls.

"Young lady, would you like to sign a contract with me and become a magical girl?" After being rejected by Su Yuan, Kyubey didn't press the matter further, because in Kyubey's opinion, there were plenty of girls in this bar who were suitable to become magical girls.

We don't have to give up a whole forest for a single sapling.

"Go away, I'm a magical girl now." Yunxia gave Kyubey a disdainful flick on the head, sending him flying as he squatted in front of her asking questions.

If it weren't for the fact that people couldn't hurt each other in a bar, Yun Xia would have smashed its head open with her staff.

Kyubey, the magical girl's nemesis.

Yunxia was very annoyed by it.

Qiu Bi looked at Yun Xia Li with some confusion, not quite understanding why he was being rejected so badly.

Don't worry, there are many other human girls in the bar.

As for the fact that Yunxia was already a magical girl, Kyubey had already made preparations for this after learning that the bar was connected to other worlds.

Moreover, since Kyubey has no emotions, he naturally has no doubts.

"Girl, would you like to make a contract with me and become a magical girl? I can grant you one wish." Kyubey abandoned the sapling again and rushed into the forest.

"Oh, me? Sorry, no need." Mei shook her head in response to Kyubey's question.

“Any wish can be granted,” Kyubey repeated.

"Really?" Hearing Kyubey's confident words, Mei couldn't help but be tempted, and then subconsciously glanced at Chen Luo next to her.

Chen Luo, who was keeping a close eye on Kyubey's movements and had even given up carving the doll, turned pale when he noticed Mei, who was talking to Kyubey, glancing at him.

“Of course it’s true. You have the potential to become a magical girl, and once you become a magical girl, you will gain tremendous power,” Kyubey nodded.

Cupid discovered that there were many young girls in the bar who had a lot of karma on their hands.

Besides the purple-haired girl in front of me, the white-haired girl next to me who was always eating was also an excellent vessel.

[Wow, that damned beast stole your food! Aren't you going to do anything about it?]

Chen Luo's human-centered design is brimming with intellectual appeal!

"But it didn't. I'll admit defeat if it succeeds even once," Chen Luo thought to himself.

Just as Chen Luo said, Mei politely declined Kyubey's offer to help her fulfill her wish.

Mei believes that some things still require one's own efforts to achieve.

It might steal your commission...

"Kill it! How dare it steal my business?!" Chen Luo stood up instantly.

Ah, no wonder you're in the same profession.

"Who are you calling a colleague of Cupid? I'm asking you, who are you calling a colleague?" Chen Luo was annoyed.

How can you compare me to Cupid?

Don't you think you and Kyubey look alike? And don't you think Kyubey's tone sounds familiar?

"Want to become a magical girl? I can grant your wish without any cost or reward." Kyubey persisted.

"...It does look somewhat familiar."

Chen Luo watched as Kyubey went around asking if anyone wanted their wish granted ["Want to sign a contract and become a magical girl?"], and he felt like he'd heard those words somewhere before...

Is it just my imagination?

"Huh? Chen Luo, is this your pet? Why does it look just like you, going around accepting wishes?" Yakumo Yukari disdainfully tossed Kyubey aside and impatiently turned to Chen Luo to ask.

"..."

See? Saying you're a fellow Kyubey member is slander. You're a completely different Kyubey, okay?

"..."

Chen Luo thought about it carefully, then turned pale with fright.

No way, Kyubey is actually me?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Alright, give up the struggle. No matter how you look at it, you and Kyubey are extremely similar. Conservatively speaking, the similarity is as high as 89.9%.

[Khubi helps others fulfill their wishes in order to absorb the immense energy generated by their despair after their fall from grace, while you help others fulfill their wishes in order to absorb the power of that wish that arises at the moment it is created.]

[Both of them absorb human emotions, both prey on mostly girls, both grant wishes without charging anything in return... why aren't you Kyubey?]

"..."

Chen Luo fell into deep thought, Chen Luo fell into confusion.

Damn, this user-friendly plugin makes so much sense.

Chen Luo wanted to refute, but he didn't know where to begin.

“Qiubi, right? Can you come over here for a moment?” Chen Luo hesitated for a moment before speaking to Qiubi.

"What, do you want to sign a contract with me and become a magical girl?" Upon hearing Chen Luo's call, Kyubey eagerly ran over.

Although Chen Luo is not a girl, and her emotions may not be very rich, and it may be difficult for her to fall into despair, Chen Luo's karma is huge.

In the world of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, the greater the karma one carries, the stronger one's power becomes after becoming a magical girl; and when a magical girl falls into despair, the power of despair she generates becomes even stronger.

"Want to sign a contract with me? I can help you fulfill your wish." Chen Luo took out the contract book.

"..."

Chen Luo's words left Qiu Bi completely bewildered.

wait, what did you say?

Did you... steal my lines just now?

"This is a magical bar that connects different worlds, and I'm the manager. My favorite thing to do is help people fulfill their wishes. If you don't believe me, you can ask the other people in the bar," Chen Luo said confidently.

"So as long as you sign a contract with me and agree to one request, I will definitely help you fulfill your wish."

"Really? Any wish will do?" Kyubey frowned, sensing that things weren't so simple.

"Yes, any wish is fine."

"So what are your conditions?"

“Sign a contract with me and become my ammunition. I have an ability to sacrifice myself to inflict massive damage on enemies, but I'm hampered by not having a good friend who can automatically revive… I think you can do it. Don't worry, if you become my ammunition, every death you die will be worthwhile and won't be wasted,” Chen Luo said sincerely.

"Cousin, how can you do business like this? You start by trying to trap people in a vicious cycle. No wonder they're not going to agree."

Su Yuan didn't quite understand why Chen Luo, who used to be so smart, was so stupid now.

Anyway, if it were Su Yuan, she wouldn't let herself be in a state of death forever, becoming someone else's ammunition. That sounds too much, doesn't it?

"This request is reasonable, but you must demonstrate the ability to help me achieve my wish."

To Su Yuan's surprise, Qiu Bi did not strongly object to Chen Luo using her as ammunition; instead, he doubted Chen Luo's ability to fulfill his wish.

Su Yuan's considerations were actually quite reasonable, but what Su Yuan didn't know was that Kyubey had no emotions. (But Kyubey was adept at manipulating emotions.)

"Of course. How would you like me to demonstrate it?"

"I don't know." Cupid shook his head.

“I have a gun. I can shoot him no matter how far away he is, and make him laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes,” Chen Luo said after thinking for a moment.

"It's impressive, but it doesn't help me much."

"I have a skill that can be called the ability of the rules. No matter who plays chess with me, I will always win."

"No."

"I have……"

"No..."

Chen Luo listed several strange abilities, but Qiu Bi didn't seem interested in any of them.

According to Kyubey, these abilities are powerful, but they are not helpful to him and do not seem to be able to fulfill his wishes.

Please, my wish, Cupid's wish, is not some lowbrow thing.

My wish is to stop the increase of entropy and avoid the arrival of heat death...

"Chen Luo, a glass of golden bitter melon juice, please."

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"Wait a moment." After putting the bitter melon juice into the River of Time, Chen Luo gave the three cups of bitter melon juice that appeared to Theresa.

But when he saw those three ordinary cups of bitter melon juice, Kewpie's eyes were glued to them.

Especially when Cupid saw the white-haired dwarf drink the three cups of bitter melon juice one after another, even the usually emotionless Cupid was deeply shocked.

"It seems... you're quite interested in my River God talent."

"Are you interested in learning about the ability to replicate something three times without any cost?" Chen Luo's voice rang in Qiu Bi's ear.

Qiu Bi turned his head, his body enveloped in Chen Luo's shadow, as if foreshadowing something.

But Kyubey didn't care; Kyubey had no feelings, so he wasn't afraid.

Cupid was only interested in the ability that Chen Luo mentioned.

How to make two copies of an item without consuming any resources?

Should such a power that defies the laws of nature really exist?

When Kyubey looked at the other two Kyubeys in front of him, he became certain that such a thing really existed.

My silver self and my golden self...

This is absolutely amazing.

And if even the Milky Way is a river, wouldn't the efficiency be even higher?

The question is, if we could increase the energy of the entire universe by three times or more, wouldn't that be faster than kidnapping magical girls?

“Human emotions are very unstable and have a great deal of uncontrollability,” Chen Luo said.

And Cupid was also reluctantly persuaded.

Instead of using skills, Kyubey used rational judgment to make Chen Luo convert the existing energy into more than three parts, which was faster and more efficient than abducting a magical girl.

"Wait, why does this contract state that you'll only grant my wish after I break through your River God ability's limit to SSS level, and that the progress depends on my contribution? But I'm supposed to be your ammunition from the very beginning of signing the contract?" Kyubey asked.

"Is it possible that if energy cannot be replicated into three copies at the beginning, the golden one might never be produced, since the River God's power requires a physical body? This would result in a huge waste."

"Moreover, once my River God ability reaches SSS level, the efficiency will be even higher."

"To prevent pointless waste, it's perfectly normal to wait until your SSS-level talent is unlocked before helping you, right?"

"But I need you to be my good friend tomorrow, otherwise there won't be enough time."

"Don't worry, my reputation is extremely high in the entire bar."

"If it were some time later, I might not have accepted this wish."

【persuade】

【1d70】

【1】(Great Success)

(The pyramid scheme operator was ultimately scammed... Qubi completely believed your lies and will do everything in his power to help you anytime, anywhere for the foreseeable future.)

"……make a deal."